Fantasy: My Tang Monk played Journey to the West badly and shocked the Three Realms

"Elder Tang, it's still the same sentence, an archmage like you who is in full bloom and flamboyant, is not a villain.
It looks upright and awe-inspiring at first glance, and it's not a monster. What do we have to be afraid of? "

Tang Seng chuckled: "Of course, I do look like a jade tree facing the wind, and I look suave and suave.

Along the way, those little girls followed us, sometimes running miles for my little things.

But I took in two Dharma protector disciples, they are a bit ugly, I was afraid to scare you old man, so I asked them to wait outside. "

The old man said: "It's okay, it's okay, Dharma protector disciples, of course you have to be more aggressive.
We are a family of kindness. You monks have compassion in mind, and your appearance is an external thing.

The old Western Buddha still has a lump on his head, which does not affect his majesty as an old man.

The monastics just look different from us, so it can only be said that they look strange.

The two masters under the tree, please come in quickly! "

The old man vaguely saw two people under the tree, and shouted at the top of his voice.

After Monkey King and Zhu Bajie heard this, they were filled with joy, and finally they could have a family to live with.

Sun Wukong led the white dragon horse, and Zhu Bajie ran over carrying the burden.

The two figures gradually approached. After seeing the appearance of Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, the old man was startled, and his voice trembled a little.

""Holy monk, your disciple's appearance is too worthy of their status as a Dharma protector disciple.

The general outline of your disciple is like a pig. This monkey-like disciple with long hair is like a thunder god in the sky. Why are those eyes red, redder than red paint.

Tang Seng has been observing the old man with his eyes, and he can't help but sneer in his heart.

Is your fucking acting so realistic? Your acting skills are too clumsy. Are you having an affair with the organizer?
After people get scared, is that what you look like?You think I haven't seen people scared?
Those who are surprised are all trembling from the heart, it is unconscious, and they have not learned this.

My two apprentices scared people to death, and several of them died.

This old guy is another one who came to the Westward Journey to check his luck. It seems that something will happen in the future.

Then Tang Seng reviewed the content of Journey to the West that he had read, and he knew what was going on ahead, so he didn't pay much attention to it.

The luck of Journey to the West is very beneficial to practitioners in this world.

This thing is not a genius treasure, it can be bought.

So it's understandable to come here to play the sideball and get a little luck from Journey to the West.

Anyway, it doesn't affect me, if you don't tell the truth if you see through, everyone's face will be good.

How they like it, how they like it, their own share will not be missing, other people have no objection, what opinion does he have?He will not be that villain.

The old man was only a little surprised, and he admitted it.

The group of them all went to the yard. The old man was the head of the house, his wife, and three or four children all came to help them lead the horses and carry the luggage.

Zhu Bajie turned his head, making those few people stumble in fright.

Tang Seng watched those funny performances, only secretly happy in his heart.

Zhu Bajie was hurting his self-esteem a little, he was packing his luggage silently.

Sun Wukong doesn't care about these things, he only protects Tang Seng's safety as a full-time, qualified thug.

Seeing that Tang Seng didn't reprimand him and Zhu Bajie to restrain himself, he was also curious.

It's just that I didn't ask in detail, anyway, such things have been seen a lot.

Not to mention, among the people they met, such a person was really brave.

A young boy bravely walked up to Zhu Bajie and asked quietly: "Why are you so ugly?

Zhu Bajie was not happy when he heard that, I am a handsome guy now, everyone in our village said I was handsome.

Does it become ugly in your mouth?What's your appreciation level. "

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie said angrily: "Am I ugly, I am much more handsome now,

If I turned my head back in the past, I could scare a whole street to death, even if I restrained myself, I would still be scared to death.

Now, Laozhu, I walk on the street, but the rate of turning my head back is higher, that is because I am handsome. "

Sun Wukong laughed and said: "Bajie, you are too smug, and with your heart like this, you scared several people to death along the way.

If Master and I hadn't rescued him in time, someone would have died. Do you really think you killed him? "

Zhu Bajie muttered softly: "That's not me, that's you, you monkey knows how to bully people."

The old man immediately reprimanded his children: "Don't mess around, these are monks who are going to the Western Paradise to learn scriptures, and they are all kind-hearted people.

We are a kind family, how can you judge people by their appearance, get out of the house! "

The little boy said: "Traveling to the West, what a joke, going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, isn't that courting death?"

Tang Seng smiled lightly: "How about going east instead of west?"

"The east is still safe."

Tang Seng said in his heart, isn't this nonsense, we come from the east, and we won't be able to get here if there is danger.

"How about the south and north?"

"also."

"Is there the Great Leiyin Temple in there?"

The little boy shook his head and said, "No."

"Then you're saying that the old Buddha of the West is collaborating with monsters to tease us, master and apprentice? To deceive His Majesty the Tang Emperor?"

The little boy shrank his eyes, trembled involuntarily, turned his head and ran, this time he was really scared.

Tang Seng shut up and stopped talking, who are you scaring, see if I am not scared to death, let you talk nonsense.

I know better than you how difficult and dangerous the Journey to the West is. Do you need to brag about it here?
The cultivation level of this group of people is not very high, why did the bigwigs in the Three Realms acquiesce in their coming?

Oh, I see, these families have a strong backer, as for who is the backer?Tang Seng thought silently for a while, and he understood clearly.

This arrogance really has the capital of arrogance.

The old man yelled at other young people to go to work quickly, and then said to Tang Seng: "Elder Tang, my son speaks straightforwardly.
But going to the west is really difficult. "

After Tang Seng heard this, he laughed: "Old people, as the saying goes, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes.

Listen to people's persuasion and have a full meal. Let's spend the night here and head east tomorrow! "

With the words of the old man, I will go east, and I will feel relieved. To be honest, I really don't want to go.

The old man's eyelids twitched.I'm just reporting to you, I want you to be careful, you really won't leave.

"Master, why don't we go to Gaolaozhuang? We have been walking for so long, my wife may have given birth,
I don't know whether it's a daughter or a son, and I miss them too. "

Tang Monk applauded: "It makes sense, let's go to your Fuling Mountain and build a small Leiyin Temple or something.

I wrote a few scriptures there and took them directly to Chang’an, the eastern land, saying that we have already retrieved the scriptures when we arrived.

Anyway, there are no such scriptures in the Tang Dynasty, and everything you see is like a baby.No one in Dongtu Tang Dynasty knew whether we had arrived or not. "

Sun Wukong's eyes flickered, he didn't know what idea his master Tang Seng was playing.

It's just that seeing the old man's family is very embarrassing.

The old man hurriedly said: "Holy Monk, you are committing the crime of deceiving the emperor.

Those of us who live here are indeed afraid of the monsters in front of us, but you two apprentices with surprising looks are not ordinary people at first glance.

There is no problem with them protecting you all the way west, hahaha, absolutely no problem. "

The old man laughed very awkwardly.

The old woman and those young people hiding in the backyard were also very nervous, and their palms were sweating.

The old woman said in a low voice: "This old man, what kind of aggressive method is used to make him go to the west.

Who do you think you are? I'm really going to ruin my Journey to the West plan. Sometimes you cry! "

Sun Wukong is not a person who can stand praise, he is very grateful, he patted the old man on the shoulder: "Old man, you really have vision.

As the saying goes, God can't starve to death blind birds, we are ugly, we must make up for it in other ways.

You mortals, of course don't know how powerful our seniors are, but I am the great sage equal to the heavens.

Great Sage Equaling Heaven, do you know that even if he is as high as the sky, even if he meets the Jade Emperor, he is just bowing to him.

I am an invincible hand in horizontal pushing, a saint on Huaguo Mountain, what kind of demons and monsters, what kind of ghosts and monsters.

My grandson blew his breath, he was so frightened that he cried for his father and mother, and went back to each house to find comfort from his mother, and he dared to stop us! "