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Fang Zhengying was one of the main participants, but she couldn't retell the story, because what Shen Lang and Chang Rumo did had nothing to do with her, and she was meddling in her own business, which led to this things happen.

Zhu Susu didn't know what Fang Zhengying said to Chang Rumo, which caused Chang Rumo to blow her away.

All the limelight in the Martial Arts Academy was taken away by Chang Rumo, causing her to fall from the altar, so she always wanted to find a chance to take revenge, but she never did.

I thought it was time for Chang Rumo to show off again when he came out this time, but he didn't expect Chang Rumo to blow Fang Zhengying away and do something that hurt the students of the academy!
Chang Rumo broke the rules on his own when the academy expressly prohibited them!

How could she let go of such an opportunity!
So, she took action against Chang Rumo, but she didn't know what caused it, let alone the other people who were very close to her.

And Chang Rumo was the person involved in the attack, and if he recounted the matter, it would be a bit suspicious, and it would make people suspect that Chang Rumo would add fuel to the picture.

In the end, the heavy responsibility of retelling the whole story fell on Shen Lang.

"Cough cough!"

Shen Lang cleared his throat, walked to the middle of the field, stood in front of Zuo Chan, and said, "Teacher Zuo Chan, then I will tell you the whole story!"

Zuo Chan understands Shen Lang's pissing nature, knows that he is a master who is not afraid of things, and can do anything, otherwise he would not pretend to be a fifth-rate master, so as to avoid Shen Lang's falsehood, he reminded Shen Lang: "Tell the actual situation Just come out!"

What he meant was obvious, just tell Shen Lang not to over-emphasize, just tell the whole story of what happened.

Shen Lang blinked, then raised his right hand: "I, Shen Lang, swear to God, everything I will say next is a true experience, and I have not concealed anything. If there is any falsehood, I will be crushed by a big truck when I go out." die!"

"Husband!" Chang Rumo hurriedly stopped Shen Lang when he heard that Shen Lang had made such a poisonous oath.

"It's okay, I just want to show my sincerity to everyone, what I'm going to say next is the truth, there won't be any embellishments!" Shen Lang looked at Chang Rumo and blinked, then continued: "Don't worry. Some eighth women are not convinced and suspect that I am telling lies!" As he spoke, he looked directly at Zhu Susu and the others.

When Zhu Susu and the others heard this, their faces darkened.

"Just tell the truth!" Zuo Chan said to Shen Lang.

"En!" Shen Lang nodded, and said, "Next, I'll tell you exactly what happened!"

"Today's weather is good, but after a long drive, I feel very irritable and a little melancholy. The sky is not so blue, and the water is not so green. It seems that there is a little bit of light in the air Sadness..." Shen Lang spoke in a voice full of emotion.

"Get to the point!" Zuo Chan's mouth twitched.

"Oh!" Shen Lang nodded, brewing his emotions for a while: "Because I am going to Jiangxin City, I feel much better in the evening, and I will camp here with the convoy, have a good night's rest, and enter the legendary city tomorrow. In Jiangxin City, seeing the legendary Jiangxin Academy, I feel a little inexplicably excited..."

"Can you enter quickly?" Zuo Chan asked with a black thread on his head.

"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!" Shen Lang waved his hand, and said very emotionally: "I left the carriage alone, feeling the beauty of nature with great excitement, walking handsomely and unrestrainedly." Walking at the same pace, I walked to the riverside very freely, found a round boulder and sat down..."

"Shen Lang!" Zuo Chan's teeth were itchy.

"It's coming, it's coming, it's already here!" Shen Lang nodded quickly, dealing with Zuo Chan.

Everyone looked at Shen Lang's intoxicated state, and repeated it for a long time like reciting a poem, but they still didn't get into the theme. Some were helpless, some were surprised, some were angry, and some were laughing.

"Cough cough!"

Shen Lang coughed and reminded everyone: "Listen carefully, the important point is here, the important point is here!" After speaking, everyone's ears perked up, listening carefully to the next content.

"When I was sitting on the boulder and thinking about the meaning of life, a beautiful woman appeared next to me, she sat quietly beside me, and stretched out her white and flawless jade hand in front of me, making me feel like Dazed, very surprised, is there such a flawless hand in the world?" Shen Lang walked up to Chang Rumo, took Chang Rumo's hand in his hand, and showed it to everyone.

"..."

Is this guy retelling the whole story, or taking advantage of it in disguise?

Why is it so flattering?

"Then, I heard a voice like the sounds of nature!" Shen Lang said to everyone: "Guess what she said?"

"..."

Everyone had black lines on their foreheads, looking at the expression on Shen Lang's face, they really wanted to take off their shoes and throw them in his face!
Just say a word, you play a fart!
Let us guess what Chang Rumo said?
How do we know what Chang Rumo said?
You just say no and it's over?

"The content of this sentence, you can't imagine in your dreams!" Shen Lang cleared his throat on purpose, and looked at Chang Rumo affectionately.

"Husband, what are you thinking?"

"..."

As soon as these words came out, everyone fell into dead silence.

"What, Chang Rumo actually called you husband?" A male student was surprised.

"How is it possible? Don't take advantage of it by retelling things!" Another male student was filled with righteous indignation.

"That's right, I'm asking you to retell the facts, not to talk nonsense!" A slightly fat male student pointed at Shen Lang and said excitedly.

"Husband...Shen Lang!" Chang Ru Mo Qiao blushed and whispered.

The voice was not loud, but everyone listened carefully.

She said "husband" first and then changed it to Shen Lang!

Could it be that the guy who looks very needy is telling the truth?

When all the male students heard Chang Rumo's words, their hearts were bleeding!
"This is not the point, hurry up and get to the point!" Zuo Chan suppressed the urge to go up and give Shen Lang a kick, and spoke with a suppressed voice.

"The important point is here, the important point is here!" Shen Lang stretched out his hand to stop Chang Rumo's waist, and continued: "I just hugged Chang Rumo's waist like this!"

"Take your pig's trotters off for me!" The fat male student wailed, and if the person next to him didn't pull him, he would have come up and chopped off Shen Lang's hand.

"If you don't repeat it carefully, I won't be polite!" A male student rolled up his sleeves with grief and indignation on his face.

"That's right, I've endured you for a long time!" The male student next to him had already started to use his martial energy and was ready to make a move.

……

"Be safe and don't be impatient, be safe and don't be impatient!" Shen Lang waved his hands and said with a smile: "The next thing is the real reason for this conflict!"

"You all have a good look, you must keep your eyes open!" Shen Lang reminded everyone with a serious face, and then under the watchful eyes of everyone, Shen Lang kissed Chang Rumo's cheek.

"Then, I kissed her on the cheek!"