I have a magic arsenal

To be honest, since Zuo Chan has been a teacher and master in the academy for so many years, what kind of students have he not seen?

He has experienced all kinds of monsters and ghosts and all kinds of incomparable things they did.

For him, he already has a very strong endurance in his heart!

Even if some ghosts and monsters appear in front of him, he will always smile and never get angry!
However, what Shen Lang did at this time had already exceeded his mental capacity!
Let me just let you retell the whole story, first you were intoxicated and talked nonsense for a long time, then you got into the topic bit by bit, and then you flattered Chang Rumo, touched Chang Rumo's hand, and boldly embraced Chang Rumo. He kissed Chang Rumo's waist, even kissed Chang Rumo's face too much, and even licked his face and said that this was the reason for this incident!
You fucking Shen Lang, I don't even know what to say, now I just want to slap you to death, and then put a stone on your mouth!
This is the truest thought in Zuo Chan's heart, and he can't help it anymore!
"Student Shen Lang, get to the point, get to the point!" Zuo Chan controlled his emotions, clenched his fists and spoke.

"Teacher Zuo Chan, please approve one thing, I want to duel with Shen Lang!" The chubby student blushed with anger, ran to Zuo Chan and said, "The kind that doesn't care about life or death!"

"Damn it, I can't bear this bastard anymore!" Another male student also ran over: "Teacher Zuo Chan, let me duel with him!"

"No, no, let me do it, my liver is shaking with anger!" A somewhat burly male student said, pulled the two people apart, and spoke loudly.

"And I!"

"I want to fight this bastard too!"

……

With a sound of "Hula", seven or eight male students ran to Zuo Chan full of righteous indignation, pleading with Zuo Chan all over the place, wanting to duel with Shen Lang and end the life of this bastard!
"Students, the rules of the Martial Arts Academy do not allow students to fight privately, and the rules of the academy must not be broken!" Zuo Chan took a deep breath and asked you to continue listening.

"Ah, ah, I don't accept it!"

"I'm angry!"

"It's too cheap, you bastard!"

Everyone wailed for a while, stared at Shen Lang in unison, and roared.

"go on!"

"Okay, okay, listen up!" Shen Lang said with a smile: "My mother and I...often like Mo you and me, there is an extremely disharmonious character, she is an outsider, a bystander , Passers-by, actually did something that both humans and gods are angry with!"

"Guess what's going on?" Shen Lang looked at the crowd and exaggerated.

"Hurry up!" As a result, everyone roared, and Shen Lang was so scared that he almost sat on the ground.

"Okay, okay!" Shen Lang was a little embarrassed, then looked at Fang Zhengying who was not far away, walked up to Fang Zhengying, pointed at Fang Zhengying and spoke.

"She actually called me shameless!"

"What? She called you shameless?" The fat man was surprised, looked at Fang Zhengying, and asked for proof: "You really called him shameless?"

Everyone looked at Fang Zhengying in unison.

Fang Zhengying was stared at by everyone, her face was very embarrassed, and she forced a smile: "Ah... yes, I scolded him for being shameless!"

"it is good!"

"Whoa!"

After receiving Fang Zhengying's confirmation, the seven or eight male students gave a loud roar, followed by thunderous applause.

"Good job!"

"Good scolding!"

"Should scold more harshly!"

"That's right!"

At this very moment, Fang Zhengying was shining brightly and became the goddess of justice in their eyes!

This scene made Shen Lang dumbfounded!
Am I that annoying?

Being scolded for being shameless, actually applauding and saying that the scolding is right!

I rely on!

"Hey, hey, I'm a victim!" Shen Lang pointed at himself and said.

"Are you a victim?" The slightly fat man jumped up and cursed: "If it were me, I would just scold all eighteen generations of your ancestors!"

"Nineteen generations!"

"Twenty generations!"

"No, no, start scolding from the ancestors!"

……

"Is this the cause of this conflict?" Zuo Chan asked from the side, feeling much more at ease.

"Uh, no!" Shen Lang shook his head: "I also spoke!"

"What did you say?" Everyone asked in unison.

"I said she has a head problem!" Shen Lang pointed at Fang Zhengying and said, "She stretched out her hand to hit me!" As he spoke, he gestured: "Take out such a big palm and want to slap my head!"

"Why don't you shoot you to death!" the fat man gritted his teeth.

"You should be stoned to death!" A male student was filled with righteous indignation.

"That's right, if I use a stick!" Another male student echoed.

……

Everyone jumped up and down and cursed again, causing Shen Lang to grin and a smile appeared on his face: "Have I continued?"

"Say!"

"Then mother...Chang Rumo felt sorry for me, so I started to fight her, and shook her back very softly!" Shen Lang walked up to Chang Rumo and said, "She didn't use any force!"

"Then those eight wives came to bully Chang Rumo!"

Suddenly, Shen Lang changed the subject, pointed at Zhu Susu and the others, and shouted: "Four people beat one person, so shameless!"

"If it weren't for the appearance of Master Zuo Chan's brilliance and martial arts, Chang Rumo would definitely be injured!" Shen Lang ran up to Zuo Chan with a "swish" and said, "Let's do it for such a god, martial, handsome, impartial The teacher applauded to celebrate!"

"clap clap"

Immediately afterwards, there was embarrassing applause from Shen Lang himself!
Fortunately, Shen Lang's face is not as thick as usual, otherwise he must be dead of embarrassment!

"Uh, this is what happened!" Shen Lang looked at the silent crowd and said, "Did you hear clearly?"

"If you didn't hear clearly, I'll repeat it to you again!"

"What, do you want to repeat it again?" The slightly fat man was the first to react.

"I want to kill!"

"I want to kill too!"

"Teacher Zuo Chan, please approve my duel with Shen Lang!"

"That's right, Teacher Zuo Chan, let me eliminate harm for the people!"

……

Immediately, seven or eight students surrounded Shen Lang and directly blocked Shen Lang's path. They all looked at Shen Lang with bared teeth, as if as long as Zuo Chan gave an order, they could turn into wild beasts and tear Shen Lang into pieces!

"What are you doing?" Shen Lang hid beside Zuo Chan, pulled his neck and said, "Chang Rumo and I are the victims, they are the bad guys. If you want a duel, you should look for them. Why are you looking for me!"

"You are the one who started everything!"

"You are the scourge!"

"You are the murderer!"

"We must punish the evil and promote the good!"

"We're going to beat you to death!"

……

Zuo Chan looked around, glanced at the few people who were already on the verge of going berserk, and then at Shen Lang who was hiding beside him, and spoke lightly.

"Students of the academy are definitely not allowed to fight privately!"

As soon as Shen Lang heard it, he immediately felt relieved. With Teacher Zuo Chan's words, he would not be harmed. Looking at the students around him who were like beasts, he felt very happy.

Come hit me!

come!

I am standing right in front of you!
Hey, just can't hit me!
Are you angry?
Are you angry?
"But Shen Lang is not a student of the Martial Arts Academy!"