Farmhouse Senda

Chapter 307
When people from Li Qingyun's family came to Yang Yunu's house, they would naturally have good wine and good food to entertain them. Most of the people who came to accompany the guests were elders. In terms of seniority, they used to be called uncles, uncles, etc., but now they can only follow Yang Yunu , Calling uncle, grandpa, etc., how awkward it is to call.

No way, I can still sneak into my grandma's house before dinner and chat with my two cousins.When eating, there is no way, and there is no way to escape. As the new uncle, he is the focus of the table and will be drunk.

Today's occasion is special, Li Qingyun never refuses anyone who comes, and whoever toasts will continue, and he has to return the toast after drinking.Before the meal was finished, two of the men in Chenjiagou fell down and were helped out.

The old man stared straight at him, because he just found out how strong this son-in-law's drinking capacity was today. It seems that when he came to the house to run errands, he always pretended to be drunk.I can't drink like this anymore, if I drink like this again, if I don't drink my son-in-law down, my neighbors will all fall down.

As a woman, she couldn't serve the table, so when Yang Yunu was serving the dishes, she secretly had fun.And my sister-in-law Yang Yudie has a straightforward personality, and she doesn't like to keep her words in her heart. When helping to serve the dishes, she said directly: "Brother-in-law, how can you drink it? When you didn't come, my uncles and uncles still talked about it." I'm going to pour you down, you're good, just put them down, you will die if you are humble?"

Li Qingyun laughed and pretended to be stupid.The father-in-law, Yang Wending, stared and scolded: "The second girl can't talk, no one will treat you as a dumb, hurry up and serve the food, don't you see that the table is empty?"

Although my brother-in-law Yang Yulong is a half-grown boy, as a man in the family, he is qualified to sit on the table. Hearing what the second sister said, he waved his hands: "Go, go, you have revealed all the secrets, shame on you!" Show me. You are the legendary pig teammate, if our fourth uncle and second uncle were not drunk, they would be mad at you."

The uncles of Li Qingyun's family leaned forward and backward with laughter, so happy that even Li Chengwen, an honest man, laughed and said: "Come on, Fuwa will be drunk in no time. Anyway, after all the big things are done, it's okay to get drunk. It’s like being tired.”

As soon as these words came out, the people in Chenjiagou were so ashamed that they couldn't lift their heads.Originally, he didn't intend to drink too much, knowing that he couldn't fight Li Qingyun, but when he said this, he screamed and ignited the upsurge of drinking again.

Because it is a formal occasion, they opened Luzhou Laojiao, more than 400 a case, a case of four bottles, the price of a single bottle is more than 100, which is considered a good wine in the local area.Because the wine was in a red box, it was mostly used for weddings. When Li Qingyun was giving big gifts, he directly brought over a dozen boxes, which were enough for the old man's family to do business.

A total of thirteen people sat at this table, except for Yang Yulong, a half-grown child who couldn't drink, almost everyone else had a bottle. The 56-degree Laojiao was hot and fragrant, and the strength of the wine rose quickly.

Three boxes have been drunk, and the fourth box has just been opened.In fact, the people from Lijiazhai couldn't hold on any longer. Just now, they made a few jokes just for the sake of face. Unexpectedly, the men in Chenjiagou refused to admit defeat, and they insisted on pouring down two people from Lijiazhai in order to fight. tie.

Fighting for wine at the wine table is afraid of a battle of spirits, and you will get drunk if you fight.When Yang Yudie was serving food again, she saw a table of men roaring with red eyes from drinking, and sticking out their tongues in fright.Seeing Li Qingyun smirking at him, he gave him a sideways look, thinking that he shouldn't have reminded him just now that this bad brother-in-law actually read his own joke just now and didn't speak for him.

In fact, Li Qingyun didn't smile at her, but just thought of getting drunk on the table, which was extremely spectacular, so he couldn't help but smile complacently.Unexpectedly, he was meeting his sister-in-law's eyes, seeing her staring at him, so he nodded to her and smiled.

Who would have thought that Yang Yudie thought he was provoking her, waved her pink fist at him, and threatened in a low voice: "I'll deal with you when you're drunk. If you dare to laugh at me, you'll look better."

After drinking in a hurry, no one ate the food on the table, and the women stopped cooking, and ate lunch in the kitchen. When they went to the main room, the table was already lying down, and only two people could still eat. Sit up straight.

Yang Wending is such a good drinker, he rolled his tongue, hooked shoulders with Li Qingyun, and talked nonsense.

"Fuwa, your father-in-law, I don't have any skills, and I don't go to school much, so I can punch a few times. When I was young, ten or eight strong men couldn't get close to me. Although I am old, I don't do it much anymore. But the foundation of this skill is still there, whoever dares to bully you in the town will report my name, if he refuses to accept, I will call his house and smash the door of his main house." Yang Wending said intermittently.

Li Qingyun shook his head and seemed to be on the verge of falling down. Hearing this, he said with a smile: "Dad, it's not like you don't know me. I don't like to cause trouble. I spend all day farming at home and surfing the Internet. How can I get into trouble with others? Now is a legal society , don’t fight with others at every turn, if you fight, it’s not good for anyone.”

"A good son-in-law, a really good son-in-law. I'm relieved to hear you say that. I marry my daughter to you. I'm relieved. It's not like when I was young. Grandpa helped me deal with it, maybe I'm still in prison." Yang Wending seemed to have really drunk too much, so he uttered such embarrassing things.

"..." Li Qingyun wiped his sweat. How could he answer these words? He already felt that his mother-in-law, sister-in-law, and wife were eavesdropping at the door. It's legitimate defense."

"What kind of self-defense? I started the fight because someone robbed me of my daughter-in-law... Well, let's not talk about that. You have to understand what I mean. It's good that we don't cause trouble, but if Someone bullies Yu Nu, you can't bear it, manly man, when it's time to do it, do it when it's time to do it, rushing into Kyushu..."

Li Qingyun wiped his sweat again, the old lady was drunk, her words became more and more unreliable, and she actually sang while talking.However, if it should be answered, it has been answered.

"Dad, don't worry, if anyone dares to bully Yu Nu, I will beat him to death. My nickname of 'Qinglong Taibao' is not something I made out of it, and I have real kung fu under my hands. If you don't believe me, ask the young people in Chenjiagou People, which one hasn't been beaten by me?" Li Qingyun also started talking with his big tongue, bragging, he must be drunk while he is drunk, even if he is not drunk, he has to pretend to be drunk.

Although Yang Yulong was dazed from drinking and lying on the table for a long time, he couldn't listen anymore, stood up and ran out, muttering: "What Qinglong Taibao will bully our children, older than you Didn't a two-year-old beat you up and over the village?"

Yang Yunu and Yang Yudie stuck their heads out at the door and looked in, covering their mouths and holding back their laughter. It was quite interesting to listen to these two drunk people bragging.

When Yang Yulong ran out, he saw that the two sisters were actually laughing, and he snorted and said, "This Qinglong Taibao not only beats our children, but also girls. You are still in the mood to laugh? I don't know how you can laugh." I wanted to wait until he was drunk and beat him up for revenge, otherwise I would feel so panicked that my brother-in-law would scream against his will, and it seems that I have no chance today."

"Go, go, play, when has he ever hit a girl, just pinched his cheeks and pulled his ears, and he didn't really hit us. You kid, what do you know?" Yang Yudie was angry that he had just trained himself, At this time, he seized the opportunity and hurriedly reprimanded him back.

Yang Yunu also smiled and said: "He didn't really hit us, he was just teasing me. If he really hit me, I wouldn't marry him. You were too young at that time, so you probably don't remember anything."

"I*&...*...*" Yang Yulong curled his lips in anger, and almost fainted, "You two nympho, I don't bother to talk to you."

After speaking, he lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and ran outside.Because he saw his mother slapped her hand, scolded him for smoking in a low voice, and told him to put it out.Yang Yulong has seen this kind of situation a lot since he was a child. Anyway, his parents are reluctant to really beat him, so he will be fine if he escapes.

At this time, the two people at the wine table did not know what they were talking about, and Yang Wending laughed happily: "Hahahaha, as the saying goes, the more the mother-in-law looks at the son-in-law, the more pleasing the eyes are, but my old man also likes you. Butterfly, please take care of me."

"Yudie? Entrust it to me?" The corner of Li Qingyun's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to pretend to be drunk immediately and let it go on the table. No need to think about it, the old man must have drunk too much, and even confused the names of the eldest daughter and the second daughter .

However, the person who hid at the door and eavesdropped on their conversation was in a complicated mood.My sister-in-law Yang Yudie's heart skipped a beat when she heard her name, her charming little face blushed immediately, and she stamped her feet and shouted: "Mom, sister, listen to what my father is talking about, leave me to my brother-in-law , what about my sister?"

Yang Yunu was also taken aback for a moment, then figured out something, and smiled generously: "Our father drank too much, he must have been called by the wrong name. Hehe, what can I do, I will give you my seat when the time comes."

"You two dead girls, what nonsense are you talking about here. Hurry up and get your dad out so that no one can hear you, or you will have to laugh your teeth off. Fortunately, everyone at this table is drunk..." the mother-in-law said , has entered the main room first, to pull Yang Wending.

Li Qingyun took the opportunity to leave, saying that he was going to the bathroom.When he walked to the door, Yang Yunu suppressed a smile and said, "It's cheap for you, my dad entrusted my sister to you too."

Without waiting for Li Qingyun to explain, my sister-in-law Yang Yudie blushed, covered her sister's mouth, and said coquettishly: "Sister, you have only been with brother-in-law for a few days, how come you have learned badly. You hate me so much, make fun of me. You have to compensate me, you have to buy me at least two sets of clothes, no, I want three sets."

Li Qingyun felt that he couldn't handle this situation, so he immediately hid in the toilet and played a trick of urine escape.When he heard that there was no voice at the door of the main room, Li Qingyun sneaked out stealthily, ready to talk to his cousin and chat with his parents.

However, before arriving at the grandmother's house diagonally opposite, I saw a group of young men from Chenjiagou, squatting and smoking at the entrance of the alley, as if they were waiting for him specially, and Chen Guanghui was among them.Seeing Li Qingyun appearing, he immediately led people to surround him.

"Hey, as a new son-in-law, he's not drunk, so he's not good at drinking. Didn't you invite me to drink last time? I haven't had time. Why don't we find a place to continue drinking?" Chen Guanghui held his breath in his heart. At that time, I wanted to stop the sedan chair, but it was a pity that Li Qingyun's two cousins ​​found someone to kidnap him. If I don't look for trouble today, I will have no chance in the future.

(End of this chapter)