Farmhouse Senda

Chapter 308 Climbing Around the Village Three Times

Li Qingyun hiccupped and stared at Chen Guanghui with squinted eyes, thinking that this guy would really pick the right moment, he drank more than two catties of white wine, if he hadn't secretly taken the space spirit spring essence to hangover, he would have been drunk .This guy has to drink with himself, if he drinks another catty or two of white wine, even if there is a spiritual spring to relieve the hangover, he can't hold it.

"Oh? You want to buy me a drink? Hehe, old friend, I'm not picky. I don't drink liquor if it's less than a hundred and one bottles." Pretending to be aggressive, the expression must be in place. These words and expressions are a bit contemptuous of Chen Guanghui .

In Qinglong Town, ordinary people can drink more than 50 yuan a bottle of liquor on the wine table.There are a few people like him in the town. More than 100 bottles of Luzhou Laojiao were given to my father-in-law with more than a dozen boxes for entertaining relatives and friends. The wine for my father-in-law was a few boxes of Moutai and others. Wuliangye.

"What are you bragging about? Don't you drink liquor that is less than a hundred and one bottles? We have already found out that when your family holds a wedding banquet, you still use loose wine. Who knows if it is three yuan or five yuan a piece?" catty."

"Brother Guanghui invites you to drink, it's for your face, you still pick and choose, don't toast or eat fine wine."

"Stop rambling, just follow us if it's a man, call someone if it's a girl, and we won't embarrass you in the future, but this girl's nickname can't escape. What are you looking at, your two cousins Busy in the mushroom shed, no one will help you at this time, unless you call out your wife. Haha."

Li Qingyun stared at Chen Guanghui and said: "What's wrong, you can't afford to invite someone to drink, and you're still so pissed off? If you're a man, just give me a good word. I drink all the good wine. You can keep it for yourself during the New Year."

"You...you look down on people." Chen Guanghui gritted his teeth and said angrily, "Okay, I know you are rich, and you are starting to look down on us poor people, right? Come on, as long as you dare to drink, I will buy any good wine worthy."

As he spoke, he took out a handful of hundred-yuan bills from his pocket, gave them to a boy next to him, and said, "Go to the store at the entrance of the village and buy the best wine, buy two cases, and bring them to the woods behind the temple. By the way, buy a few bags of peanuts."

The boy responded, took the money and ran away.

And Li Qingyun followed this group of people to the ruined temple at the back of the village. This temple did not know what kind of mountain god was enshrined before, but later it became a public relations temple. At this time, the horizontal plaque in front of the temple still had the word "Guan". However, the statue of the god became Erlang God.

Li Qingyun glanced at the ruined temple, feeling very entangled in his heart. The people who burned incense for the gods were entangled in not knowing which god they would pray to when offering incense and praying.

Behind the ruined temple, there is a small forest. Behind the forest are barren hills. I don't know where they lead, and no one has explored to the north. I don't know how far north there will be similar villages and towns.

"Li Qingyun, let's just wait here. Don't look at the number of us, and we won't bully you. Just me and you will fight for wine alone. You will have a bottle and I will have a bottle. It is absolutely unambiguous. Whoever gets down first will bark like a dog. Climb around the village three times." Chen Guanghui said with red eyes.

Li Qingyun frowned slightly, this bet was a bit too much, knowing that he had drunk, and still betting like this, it's fair, how can you bully someone?
Someone saw that Li Qingyun was hesitant to say anything, and immediately got excited, and laughed loudly: "You want good wine, and our brother Guanghui also bought it. When you come to the front, don't you pretend that your grandson is afraid to drink it?"

"Keep your mouth clean and drink as you please. The grandson is the one who doesn't dare to drink. I'll go behind the tree to urinate first, and wait for your people to buy wine. We won't waste any time." After Li Qingyun finished speaking, he untied his belt Just go deep into the woods.

The snow in the forest has not yet melted, and the shoes make a dull creaking sound when they step on it.

"I'm not afraid of you peeing, just don't run away secretly." The people outside were aggressive, and they said irritating words in different ways.

Li Qingyun sneered, since these grandsons are taking advantage of others, there is nothing to say.It is false to pee, but it is true to take the essence of spring water from a small space. After Gulu Gulu drank two cups, the drunkenness on his body subsided.

A thin layer of sweat broke out all over his body, and when he sniffed it lightly, it was full of a strong aroma of wine, which was quickly dispersed by the wind.

Ancient heroes are said to be able to force alcohol. Li Qingyun searched through the notes left by Taoist Lingxu, but could not find any similar introductions.He still doesn't know what internal force is, and using the spirit body to force wine, it seems that the spirit body doesn't have this function, even if he had it, he wouldn't know how to use it.

I can only use the essence of the space spirit spring honestly. When the essence spring water makes me sweat, the alcohol will evaporate and emit from the body and blood.

Move your fists and feet to empty your full stomach and restore your condition to its best state. Then, pretending to be a drunken man shaking three steps at a time, he walked out from the depths of the forest.

The boy who bought the wine has come back with two boxes of Langjiu. The wine is not bad. It costs more than 300 per box and about 90 per bottle. It should be the best wine that can be bought in the village.

Seeing Li Qingyun's gaze resting on the wine box, Chen Guanghui blushed and explained sullenly, "This is the best wine in the village. Don't say I can't afford it, and don't say I don't want it."

"Okay, Langjiu is also good." Li Qingyun grabbed a handful of straw from behind the ruined temple, sat under a big tree, opened a bag of peanuts and said, "Then start drinking."

Chen Guanghui seemed to want to get rid of this hateful love rival who was [-]% drunk at once, so he quickly opened two bottles of wine and said, "If you are deeply in love, don't talk nonsense. Whoever drinks slowly, first learn how to bark three times."

This is a small gamble in a big gamble, a trick commonly used on wine tables.

There was a trace of hesitation on Li Qingyun's face, as if he was worried that he would lose, which greatly boosted Chen Guanghui's confidence, and before Li Qingyun could answer, he raised his head and poured the wine into his mouth.

Li Qingyun also panicked, and poured wine into his mouth with a bottle in the same way.Langjiu, which costs 90 yuan a bottle, can be regarded as an entry-level mid-range wine, and the taste is not bad. After blending with essence, it tastes better than self-brewed wine.

It's just that when drinking wine, let alone tasting the taste, I don't even care about the pain of freezing my teeth, I just swallow the wine in my stomach.

A few young people who were watching the excitement by the side applauded desperately, cheering for Chen Guanghui.From their point of view, Li Qingyun had already drunk and was already too drunk to walk steadily. At most, half a bottle would be enough to get him down and bark like a dog.

But tens of seconds later, Li Qingyun actually finished drinking the bottle of wine first, hiccupped, threw a few peanuts into his mouth, and chewed a few times before Chen Guanghui put the bottle of liquor finish drinking.

"You...uh vomit...how did you drink so fast? Are you still not drunk?" Chen Guanghui was so anxious that his eyes were staring like a cow, and he almost vomited out a mouthful of wine.

Li Qingyun squinted his eyes, as if he could no longer see clearly what was in front of him, and said drunkenly: "This, this...what is it... how many bottles can I drink...not drunk, definitely not drunk. Come on come on , first learn how to bark a few times for me to listen to?"

Chen Guanghui was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, and the little friend next to him was speechless. If he lost, he could only accept the bet.At the same time, some people blamed Chen Guanghui for not being able to live up to his expectations. He couldn't even drink a [-]% drunk person, so why bother drinking?

"Okay, I'll learn...Wow! Wang! Wang!" Chen Guanghui's head was almost buried in the snow nest, and he just finished learning three dog barks.

"It's really ugly, it's not as good as my gold and copper coins." Li Qingyun curled his lips dissatisfied.

"..." Chen Guanghui was so angry that he almost wanted to do something. Your gold and copper coins are originally dogs, okay? Can they bark better than me?
The boy who bought wine unpacked two more bottles of wine, and signaled Chen Guanghui with his eyes to hurry up and drink together, not to give Li Qingyun a chance to rest.

The two touched the mouth of the bottle and poured wine into their stomachs again.

This time, both of them drank extremely hard, and they paused several times before they could barely drink.Li Qingyun took the lead again and poured the empty bottle upside down, but no drop came out.

When Chen Guanghui saw it, he was anxious for a long time. He had the last sip, but he choked and sprayed it out of his nose.

"Cough, cough, cough... vomit... vomit..." He coughed a few times, then tilted his neck, and vomited on his stomach in the snow nest.He spat out his lunch, spraying it out of his mouth and nostrils.

"Cut, with such a drinking capacity, how dare you ask me to fight for a drink? Can you still drink? If you can't drink, hurry up and climb around the village three times, and you can't miss a lap. The bet is set by you, you won't play tricks, right? "Actually, Li Qingyun also wanted to vomit after drinking these wines, but for the sake of victory, he held back.

Chen Guanghui's friends looked at each other and were completely speechless. Before the bet, no one thought that Chen Guanghui would lose.But after losing, he can't break his promise. If he breaks his promise, how can he appear in front of Li Qingyun in the future?If he spreads the news, he will lose face in the whole town in the future.

"I'm crawling... I'm willing to bet..." After Chen Guanghui vomited, he lay on the ground and couldn't get up, so he crawled out of the forest, "Okay, you Li Qingyun is really good at finding a wife than me, and drinking... drinking Better than me... I'm convinced... I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, I'll lie down three times, and if I lose one lap, I'll be my grandson."

"Okay, I'm a man. Next time I come to Li's Village, I'll treat you to a drink. It's definitely a good wine. You can choose Wuliangye or Moutai." After speaking, Li Qingyun rushed behind the tree and spit out a few mouthfuls of wine.Drunk people know that after drinking a lot of alcohol, the first things that come out are slightly clear, and the food is in the lower layer of the stomach. If you don't spit it out, you won't spit out the food.

After spitting out these few sips of wine, Li Qingyun's stomach immediately felt comfortable. With only one bottle of wine left in his body, he could slowly enjoy the dizziness brought about by alcohol anesthesia, and it was not a serious problem.

Li Qingyun didn't supervise Chen Guanghui either, and went straight to Yang Yunu's house.Unexpectedly, uncle and cousin were talking with someone at the door, and when they saw Li Qingyun, they smiled and asked, "Fuwa, no one troubles you today?"

"No, I'm such a talkative person, how can anyone have the nerve to trouble me?" Li Qingyun replied with a smile.

Cousin Chen Sheng held a stack of money in his hand and was counting the money. When he saw Li Qingyun, he stopped counting the money and said excitedly: "Fuwa, brother got rich today. Thanks to you, the mushrooms I planted are sold for sale." Well done, all the capital has been recovered, and an additional 8000 yuan has been made, and mushrooms were produced twice a year ago, which is all money! Don’t leave tonight, I will treat you to a drink.”

As soon as wine was mentioned, Li Qingyun felt uncomfortable in his stomach and wanted to turn up again.There is no way, Sichuan wine has a strong aftertaste, and he is like this, Chen Guanghui may have fallen asleep in the snow nest.But he has friends with him, so it should be fine.

The uncle slapped Chen Sheng on the head and scolded: "You kid is stupid for counting money. What do you know? How can you accompany your new daughter-in-law back home and stay at night? I want to invite Fuwa, and there will be more in the future." Time, must it be tonight?"

However, as soon as they said this, they saw Chen Guanghui, accompanied by a group of people, slowly crawling across the alley entrance, and he was still barking like a dog: "Wow... woof..."

(End of this chapter)