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Chunyuan's younger sister is here... I didn't know it at all...

Well, she's that guy's sister after all.It is estimated that it is not a good sister.

However, Chunyuan itself has a somewhat girly face.Judging from his appearance before he was beaten until he lost his memory, his sister would probably be a beauty too.

But, thinking about Chun Yuan's character...

"Brother, it's me, woohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!"

It must be a person with completely different personalities in the first half of the speech and the second half.

Moreover, with the change of personality, the appearance also changes.

Correspondingly, that fellow Haruhara also—

"Oh, little sister, long time no see... cluck... pop, pop, boom... Woow, I accidentally ate the phone!"

Maybe it will become like this.

It's scary... It turns out that the communication between the monsters was going on without my knowledge...

But actually boasting in front of his sister that he has such a beautiful girlfriend, Chunyuan is really asking for his own death.

After the lunch break, Haruhara appeared in the classroom with heavy steps and a gloomy face.

"What's wrong, the eyes are like dead fish."

"...It failed."

"What failed?"

Although I don't know why I feel so good after seeing Chunyuan so unlucky, but if I can understand it in detail, I might be happier.

"The matter of letting Huang Quan be my girlfriend for a few days actually conflicted with the previous plan. It was really a miscalculation... But the matter of asking for leave at night has been resolved."

"..."

Although I didn't fully understand it, Chunyuan should have made a strange request to the most popular transfer student in the class.

Then, of course, it was rejected.

Chun Yuan really bravely died, which is an excellent start.

"Okay, okay, then spend the rest of the day working harder to find it!"

"No need, there can't be a girl who is willing to be my girlfriend. Haha, I'm so unlucky, it's all my fault, damn it ──────────────────────────────── !"

"But if it's only during the time my sister is here, maybe someone will be willing to help."

It would be no fun if Chunyuan gave up.

I set my sights on the empty seat in front of Chunyuan, and suddenly had an idea in my heart.

"...Of course it will be great if it succeeds."

Chunyuan also seems to have regained some hope.

"Relax, because this was carefully planned by Tomoya Okazaki!"

"This planner is the biggest factor of instability!"

"Okay, go ask Xing!"

"...I said Okazaki, joking should be done in moderation!"

This guy...has become smarter?

"Isn't it pretty cute?"

"Well, that's not bad... However, her character is not... If it was Xing, I would rather ask her not to help. There is nothing to be happy about having such a violent woman as a girlfriend!"

"However, she happened to be standing next to you..."

boom!

A thick dictionary sank deeply into Chunyuan's face.

"I heard it clearly from just now~"

At some point, Xing was already standing beside her.

"You gave me a very pleasant evaluation... right? Try saying it again? If you say it, I will insert your hand down your throat and pull out the vocal tape as a reward☆~"

"Yes... sorry..."

Chun Yuan showed a charming face, and apologized to Xing with tears streaming down his face.

boom!

——Another dictionary was deeply embedded in Chunyuan's baby face.

"...Wow! Didn't I apologize!"

"Ahahaha~ I don't know why I get so angry when I see your apologetic expression~ Goodbye☆~!"

boom!

In the end, she smashed a dictionary that was much thicker than the previous two into Chunyuan's head, and walked away with a smile on her face.

"You...you see...no way!"

Sure enough, Chun Yuan is still more attractive with tears streaming down his face.

"Anyway, wipe your nose first before talking! And...you said such nasty things, is it natural that she would be angry?"

"I can't say anything but bad things!"

Chun Yuan lowered his voice and said viciously.

"Don't think so, try to compliment her!"

"I said, the other party is that Fujibayashi Xing! How can it be possible to say things like praise!"

"Actually, she's just very shy. Those behaviors are just a way for her to cover up her shyness. If you seriously ask her, she should listen to you."

"……Hey?"

——Hearing my analysis, Haruhara showed a very interesting expression.

If there is no follow-up plan, I really want to take pictures immediately.

It seems that this guy's obsession with Xing has not disappeared, and he can definitely use it.

"Isn't this often the case? Is it called Tsundere? It's always very rough to someone, but in reality... it's another matter. Maybe Xing is actually treating you..."

"...really...really?"

"I think so!"

"Ha... haha... So that's the case, that guy is actually unexpectedly cute."

Haruhara seemed so excited that even his breathing became short of breath.

"——How? Or go after her? What you said about her just now may have left a trauma in her heart. The girl's heart is very delicate..."

"Okay! I'll go now!"

"Come on!"

Seeing that Chunyuan suddenly became energetic again and jumped into the corridor triumphantly, I sent my last 'blessing'.

"apricot--!"

Chunyuan's voice came through the door, "You are so cute───!! Be my girlfriend!!!"

...From the corridor came the continuous...the sound of mercilessly hitting the body with a hard object.

——There was also Haruhara's screams, who still didn't seem to understand the situation.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Ahahaha, have you learned to say some interesting things~ Is this evolution? Anyway, I will educate you well, thank you!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I surrender! Spare me hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! help!"

Chunyuan's screams gradually subsided.

I don't know what kind of tragedy is going on beyond the door of the classroom.

——Full of sympathy, I gave a military salute to the direction of the screaming with a satisfied face.

Haruhara... so poor...

It wasn't until halfway through the first class in the afternoon that the tattered Chunyuan returned to the classroom unsteadily.

"What's the matter, the eye circles are the same as those of a panda."

"Okazaki...you can still say it...whose fault do you think this is?"

"Whose fault is it?"

"--It is you!"

"If there is a flaw in the plan to find a girlfriend just now."

I crumpled up a scrap of paper, threw it in the trash, and said, "That's because I only asked people I knew."

"In other words, it's better to go to someone I don't know very well?"

Chunyuan once again showed a look of sudden realization, "Indeed, that is to say, it may be due to preconceived reasons... This is the disadvantage of being a bad student!"

"There is nothing more unfortunate than realizing your existence itself."

Seeing that Chunyuan seemed to be getting better, I quickly launched a spit attack, which disturbed his thinking again.

"—Okazaki!!!"

"Okay, okay, trust me."

I calmed down the idiot's anger easily.

"...Chunyuan, are you still talking about that thing?"

The beautiful girl with long black hair and straight hair, who was always on the right side of Chunyuan, asked curiously.

It seems to be called Isayama Huangquan or something.

"Yup……"

Chunyuan looked depressed, and looked at the girl pitifully.

"Old...well...Chunyuan, actually...if it didn't take a lot of time for you to ask me, I can help you as an apology."

Isayama's classmate Bai Jie had two suspicious blushes on her pink face, and she seemed a little guilty, "I'm really sorry for what happened in the past few days."

"No, no, you haven't thanked you for helping me. You don't have to care about the previous things, Huang Quan, I've already gotten used to it."

As a high-quality beautiful girl, it is actually an intimate relationship that can make Haruhara commit a nympho routinely!

——It seems that this popular and mysterious girl has an unusual relationship with Haruhara!

I decided to write it down for the time being, and find a chance to ask about it later.

But... for now, I'd rather play with Haruhara first (laughs).

The first recess time in the afternoon came, and Chunyuan and I came to the atrium early.

"Is it really good here?"

Because it was not the end of school time, the road from the atrium to the school gate was sparse, and there were no people there.

"If you're in the school building, you're usually with your friends? It's not easy to do that."

"That makes sense. There are a lot of single girls here...Ah, Okazaki, that girl is nice...? And she looks kind of friendly! Then, I'll hurry up and say hello to her!"

The girl Haruhara was referring to did feel familiar.

Purple shoulder-length short hair, the same familiar headband, delicate and cute expression... etc., combined with the information I obtained without comment before, I seem to understand the identity of this girl.

"Where do you suddenly ask someone to be your girlfriend? Use your brain to think about it, and say hello in a tactful way at the beginning!"

"Then what should we do?"

Seeing Chunyuan's impatient look, I pointed out patiently: "If you suddenly say that you are pretending to be a girlfriend, the other party will definitely be shocked? If you tell her that it is a job, then it will be easy to accept it? As for the reward? Yeah, I guess it's not a problem for you at all, right?"

"……yes!"

Chun Yuan was full of confidence again.

"It's best to clarify the remuneration at the beginning, so that the other party will be easier to accept. Then add that it won't take much time, and you just need to stand still. Also, the most recent Girls are very concerned about sex, so you have to reassure the other party about this. In the end, tell her that everyone is doing this, so don’t be nervous. Well, the other party will definitely be dazed by your charm anyway!”

I smiled and gave Chun Yuan a thumbs up.

"Oh! In this case, the other party seems to be easily hooked!"

Chunyuan also gave me a thumbs up excitedly, and then walked over to the girl with purple shoulder-length short hair.

"Hello, miss."

"Ah... what's the matter?"

"You are so cute~ How much do you want?"

"Hey, hey?"

"I have a part-time job with good pay here~ It's super easy!"

"This... what does this mean..."

"It doesn't matter...it won't take much time...you just need to stand still, it will be over soon!"

"This, this, could it be, could it be..."

The girl's face turned red all of a sudden.

"As long as you spend time with unattractive men, you can earn pocket money!"

"That, that, I really..."

"Don't worry, I won't reveal your name. Ah, and of course I won't tell your parents."

"This this this..."

"There will be nothing missing, don't be so stingy! Don't worry, everyone does this kind of thing anyway!~"

"Hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!"

The girl looked at Chunyuan in horror, and there were even loving tears in her eyes.

Just when Chunyuan seemed to be getting more excited because of the girl's cute expression, a dictionary replay hit Chunyuan's side face hard.

Then, with a bright smile on his face, Chunyuan spun out as if doing a difficult gymnastics rollover, and landed perfectly on the ground.

——It looks like it hurts.

"Chunyuan!!! What do you want to do to my sister?!"

Even though Chunyuan had fallen to the ground, Xing didn't show mercy.

- Crack!

The sound seemed to be cut off somewhere.

- Paji!

This is the sound of something embedded in Chunyuan's body.

"help!"

After ignoring Chunyuan's call for help, Xing finally raised her head gasping for breath.

"Next time you dare to say anything strange to my sister, I'll beat you until I want to die!"

After throwing down a powerful line, Xing pulled the frightened short-haired girl away.

Only Chun Yuan's body remained motionless.

But Haruhara's death was not in vain, at least I successfully confirmed the fact that the short-haired girl is Xing's younger sister.

"It's so pitiful... Then, at least let me fulfill your last wish! I will tell your sister about your tragic last scene. Because I think it is my duty..."

I raised my head full of nostalgia, looking up at the cloudless afternoon sky, "... rest in peace. Then, I should go back to the classroom."

"and many more!"

Miraculously, Haruhara revived in an instant and appeared in front of me angrily, "Okazaki, give me some consideration too!"

"Oh, you're still alive."

"Can you stop pretending to be nonchalant and make a conclusion!"

"Tch... I really have nothing to do with you. However, in the final analysis, I have to bear a little bit of responsibility..."

Thanks to Haruhara's charming miserable appearance, I have a new genius idea——

"How about asking Ryunosuke? Or ask Misaki to pretend to be your girlfriend? Anyway, your sister didn't know them before. As long as the two sides agree and let the other people in Sakurasou not expose it, there will be no problem!"

"Then... I'll try to ask Misaki first."

I saw Chunyuan took out his mobile phone and sent a text message slowly.

As a result, I quickly received a reply——

By the way, Haruhara's new text message ringtone is 'Oni-chan☆~' from a super cute girl's voice.

'Misaki:

——Hinata-chan~ I love you! ~Compared to girlfriends, I still continue to be ○friends~ The child has already been destroyed, Hinata-chan, you can make animated movies at ease~'

Saw a terrific loss statement.

"No, that's right—Ryunosuke's words are absolutely fine."

Affected by Misaki's horrible words, I shook my dizzy head and continued to encourage Haruhara who seemed to have been mentally polluted.

Chun-won sends another text message with tears streaming down his face.

Almost within the first second after sending out the text message, Chunyuan immediately received a reply...

Accompanied by the new cute ringtone, Chunyuan's cell phone exploded.