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Aigara Misae, the administrator of the sports student dormitory where Haruhara used to be, is a mature beauty with blue hair whose age is a mystery.

"...Sorry, I was a little heavy just now."

Misae took off her apron, and sat opposite Haruhara with two teacups.

Because it was the first time seeing Misae without an apron, and she was still wearing thin clothes, so Haruhara unconsciously turned his gaze to her breasts.

Just... Is that the part that I personally 'confirmed' just now?

--so amazing!

"...Chunyuan...Chunyuan?!"

"Ah, ah? What's wrong, Misae-san?"

"Your gaze has been very unpleasant since just now. I thought you would grow in the few months since you left here. It seems that my expectations have come to nothing..."

"No, I'm growing at the speed of light!"

Thinking of the recent days, Chunyuan replied confidently.

"It's amazing. It seems that it only takes four or five years for you to reach the level of an ordinary elementary school student."

"Of course...it's not! Miss Misae, what kind of image do I have in your eyes?!"

"I can't study well, I don't have a girlfriend, I'm often late, and I have weird looks. I'm afraid of power, I bully the weak, I don't have many friends, I always say wow~!"

"...None, can't refute it."

But I am afraid of power because I don’t want to be a sandbag, and bullying the weak is not voluntary!

And wow~!This kind of scream is not because I want it to come out!

"I don't even clean my own dormitory. I like to stuff peas up my nose and spray it for fun. I'm not even as good as a primary school student. And my mind is full of evil thoughts about the chest of the dormitory administrator. You... are simply the mold of this dormitory." ah."

"—Please don't say any more!"

Haruhara, who was knocked down by Misae's unabashed words, burst into tears.

"Then, you won't come back to visit me this time. If you are, thank you very much."

Although she said thank you, the tone of Miss Misae who had just been hit in the chest seemed to be able to freeze the tea on the table.

"...Actually, it's all fate. I came here because I hope Miss Misae can act as my girlfriend for a few days."

Thinking of the school girl who appeared suddenly and the magic spell, Chunyuan felt more and more that all this was definitely not a coincidence.

"..."

"Missae... please don't look at me with pity..."

"Ha... so that's what happened. You really failed, you couldn't even find a girl who was willing to pretend to be your girlfriend, and you actually wanted to find a boy in the end..."

Miss Misae sighed, as if she was tired.

"Miss Misae, please do me this favor! This is my lifelong request!"

Haruhara pleaded with tears streaming down his face, holding the tiger-striped cat raised by Ms. Misae in his arms.

"Your life is really cheap...and--before this, do you know my age?"

With her left hand resting on the table to support her chin, the blue hair on the side of Miss Misae's face slipped like silk from the back of her fair hand.

"Ms. Misae, it seems that she came back here after graduating from a junior college in Tokyo... 18 years old plus 2 years... That means from 23 to 99 years old."

"What a marvelous reckoning."

Miss Misae's brows twitched, and a dangerous light flashed in her golden pupils, "And on what basis did you set the maximum value to 99."

"grade."

At the same moment of hearing Haruhara's honest answer, Ms. Misae's iron fist slammed into the top of Haruhara's head.

"I always feel that because of you, I like to use violence more and more... What has my image become?"

Ms. Misae, whose anger subsided, put her head in her hands in distress, "Oh... I was obviously not like this before..."

"Ms. Misae's knuckle skills and right uppercut are world-class. According to this inference, she must have a background in sports! Besides, it's either judo or boxing... um... sanda is also possible."

Chunyuan, who had a big bag on his head and two lines of nosebleeds on his round doll face, made the most reasonable inference.

"Don't look at me now, I was a pure and beautiful girl before!"

"Hahahaha...Miss Misae, although I'm an idiot, you can't lie to me like this!"

"Oh, I really want you to travel through time and space, go back and have a look at that time, you will definitely fall in love with me!"

"No, no, I will definitely be beaten to death."

Haruhara said with fear at the thought of a master-level girl who was several years younger than Misae-san in front of him.

"...Chunyuan...what did you just say?"

Clenching her fist tightly, Misae-san let out a voice that seemed to be suppressing her anger.

"Wow, Misae's fingers are so beautiful, I really want to lick them!"

——The terrified Chunyuan replied indiscriminately, as if he accidentally spoke his mind.

"...Don't say such creepy things."

Although the expression was still a bit scary, Miss Misae's murderous aura finally disappeared.

"Compared to this, Miss Misae, you will definitely help me?"

Haruhara looked at Misae pitifully.

"When did I let you have such expectations..."

"Misae is the kind of person who makes people look forward to it even if she keeps silent!"

"Then I really have sinned deeply."

There was a sigh in Misae's tone.

"—I treat Misae as a woman! And I really like people like Misae!"

"I'm not a young girl, and there's nothing to interest you in the first place."

Miss Misae closed her eyes and turned her face away.

"Of course there are, such as boobs!"

Haruhara blurted out righteous words.

"Immediately roll me out ────────────────── !!!"

The roar of Miss Misae's dismissal order echoed in the building.

"You are really a frank pervert. So, even though you have evil thoughts, you really like me?"

Ms. Misae, who was full of helplessness, calmly patted the part that was hugged by Haruhara tearfully just now, "Then tell me, which aspect of me suits your preferences. I will seriously correct it." .”

Chunyuan thought about it carefully.

What must be said——

"Because Misae-san is very strict... she never leaves me in the dormitory; besides, Misae also takes good care of me, always worrying about me; by the way, when she wrestled me, the body of Misae-san I also like the smell."

Misae stopped suddenly.

Then, she quietly looked at Haruhara who showed a rare serious expression.

"If you like my places, maybe... I can help you once."

——After a while, Ms. Misae said calmly.

"Oh oh oh oh~ thank you so much! Misae-san!!"

"But now we have to make dinner for those guys."

"Miss Misae, do you need my help?"

"Chunyuan... do you want the whole dormitory to blow up..."

"—That's not true!!!"

In room 102 of Sakurasou, Ryunosuke tapped the enter button and completed the preliminary production of the Haruhara and Misaki cooperative game.

Although it was only evening, the light in the atmosphere was already very dim.

The window was covered by a huge blue curtain, leaving only a small gap to observe the sky.

The fluorescent lights on the computer shone on his face, which was no different from that of a beautiful girl, and the smooth and smooth long black hair hung on his shoulders, which further reflected the fairness of his skin.

Didi————

A reminder sound came from the computer's stereo. He followed the sound and looked at the lower right corner. It was a reminder from the electronic ai "Little Maid" that he had set. Now is the time to come out.

The AI ​​he designed can be said to be his highest masterpiece—an artificial intelligence program miraculously produced with an unknown mechanism, and it seems to have its own learning system. Now it can communicate with people and even enter high-level dialogues.

But today, the 'Little Maid' has caused him a lot of trouble... Of course, for one of his few friends Haruhara Hinata, the situation should be much worse.

However, in order to apologize, he also made a great sacrifice.

Fair skin dyed light red, delicate and neat bangs and long hair, perfect facial features like a work of art and charming black pupils like jewels, plus Misaki's Misaki high school girls school uniform - Ryunosuke with a camera After the self-inspection, it should not be exposed...

Recalling everything that happened today, Ryunosuke couldn't help but have a headache.

……

After the first class in the afternoon, the members of Sakurasou held a super-urgent meeting using the Internet chat room set up by Ryunosuke.Disputes and disputes could not be resolved during the recess time, and the meeting insisted on continuing until school was over.

The minutes of the final meeting are as follows:

——Through discussion, three people are in favor, one person is against, and one person is absent.Therefore, I decided to temporarily pretend to be Chunyuan's girlfriend while Chunyuan's sister lived in Sakurazhuang.

Secretary: Akasaka Ryunosuke

——Oh oh oh oh oh!Hinata sauce will definitely be moved to tears!In this way, Ryunosuke-chan bravely marched into the new world with Hinata-chan!Moved, moved, moved! ~ Let's skip class and come back to help you! ~~

Added: Misaki Uikusa

○'Misaki Umikusa' has been banned by administrator 'Ryunosuke Akasaka' for 24 hours.

--no no no!Absolutely not!Ryunosuke-sama is a 'little maid'!Go to hell, stupid golden retriever!

Added: little maid

——Well, to actually make such a request, that guy Hinata is quite discerning~ Ryunosuke has always been at the level of a top-notch beautiful girl in terms of face and figure, although the chest is a little bit sad.Even I was a little moved...

Added: Jin Mitaka

--hateful!How dare you hit Lord Ryunosuke's idea!Humanoid cloudy liquid launch pad, look at me! !

Added: little maid

—…'Little Maid'...Don't be impulsive!This is my new phone! !

Added: Jin Mitaka

○'Mitaka Jin' has been disconnected.

—Only this time... Well done, 'Little Maid'.

Secretary: Akasaka Ryunosuke

……

After finally confirming that there was no problem with the attire, Ryunosuke pushed open the door, walked into the living room on the first floor of Sakurasou expressionlessly, and waited quietly.

The sun began to set, and the surrounding area was surrounded by a layer of orange.

The black short skirt is made of breast lace to set off the white fat jade-like skin, and the delicate collarbone is looming under the light blue shirt with a one-line collar design, and it is decorated with bowknots, making the already round and plump chest looks more attractive...

Ms. Misae, who promised to help Chunyuan, just changed into a completely different outfit from her previous image, which greatly surprised Chunyuan who was waiting at the door of the dormitory after helping Misae finish the sports student's dinner.

"How does it feel?"

Misae showed a beautiful smile that seemed to brighten up the dark sky.

"How should I put it... It's like a gorgeous reversal of the form in stoppage time... Sure enough, my charm is not something those little devils can understand! And this feeling of electric shock at the first sight should be fate encounter."

"I finally understand why you can't find a girlfriend...Forget it...I'll take your last sentence as a reward."

Miss Misae covered her forehead, the smile on her face instantly turned into a headache expression.

"Then let's go!"

Haruhara said happily.

"Okay. Haruhara, please take care of me. Ah...but it's a bit strange to always call you Haruhara. From now on, I will call you Hinata for now."

"No, no, I was called Hinata by Misae-san!!"

With a flushed face, Chunyuan was talking to himself chaotically, and two puffs of hot air came out of his nose.

"Hinata, you can also call me Misae...Of course it's only when you're pretending to be your girlfriend."

"...Mi, Misae!!"

"Well, the next step should be to hold my hand...but if you try too hard, I'll kill you."

"No, no, Misae's hands are too soft!"

——As if receiving a huge shock, Haruhara's body shaking while holding Misae's hand, a trace of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"Walking side by side is like lovers... Hinata, get a little closer! But if you dare to get tired of me, I will put you in the trash can by the side of the road."

Seeing Haruhara's hopeless appearance, Misae still held back her anger and guided patiently.

"Whoa, whoa, being so close to Misae...it smells so good!"

"You are enough!!!"

—— Misae, who couldn't bear it any longer, punched Haruhara's abdomen hard.