attack fool

"Xing, casual clothes are beautiful! 100 points!"

The white long-sleeved t-shirt with ruffled leaves is paired with a white short skirt with a wrap-around design, and a hollow white headband with a small bunch of purple long hair on the left side, which looks extraordinarily girly.

The beautiful and graceful curves coupled with the exquisite white sandals and a pair of slender white jade-like feet make it impossible to move your eyes away.

Xing's attire plus her already outstanding appearance and figure, from the appearance alone, today's Xing is simply a super perfect beautiful girl.

Even after seeing all kinds of beautiful girls with different styles today, Chunyuan, who was still amazed by Xing, gave her thumbs up again.

"Thank you...Did you think I would say that?...Don't play dumb for my old lady, why didn't you go to school yesterday?"

She punched the wall next to Chunyuan's ear, and Xing, who instantly changed from a goddess to a gangster, glared viciously at the blond idiot leaning against the wall and smiling awkwardly.

Sure enough, as soon as she opened her mouth, Fujibayashi Anko's violent nature as a female orangutan was undoubtedly exposed.

"Hey! This is the women's restroom! If I'm found out, I'll be taken away as a pervert!"

Chunyuan was horrified to find himself in the most dangerous place in this coffee shop.

Fortunately, there is no one else, only myself and the violent woman in front of me.

"What a spineless guy, isn't this kind of place every man's dream?"

"A man's dream is not so inferior! And compared to this, why are you here?"

"I'm here to attend the offline meeting...wait...Chunyuan, you...won't you also come to the...offline meeting?"

Xing suddenly showed a subtle expression, and looked at a calm look that was much calmer than the usual flinching look when she saw herself, but it made people feel a little uncomfortable for no reason.

"Of course not, I'm here on a date."

But there are more than one offline parties held in this maid cafe today!

This is really a miraculous coincidence.

"That's good... um... eh? Eh?!!!"

Xing opened her purple jewel-like eyes wide, and shot at Haruhara with disbelief as if seeing the end of the world.

"The other party is a super beauty~ and the reason why she is alone is because I arrived here about an hour earlier."

Seeing the cute and surprised face of his old enemy, Haruhara explained triumphantly.

"Someone would fall in love with a guy like you. Could it be... would someone mistake the relationship between pets, servants and boyfriends?"

With a shaken face, Xing looked directly into Chunyuan's eyes, as if she wanted to find evidence of Chunyuan's guilty conscience.

"It's too rude! Anyway, I worked very hard!"

"Sorry, I can't understand that person's mood."

"It doesn't matter if you don't need to understand!"

"Is it because of the blond hair? It's so naive to think that as long as he is a delinquent boy, he will be handsome! At least he must be at Okazaki's level!"

"I'm not as handsome as Okazaki, I'm so sorry!"

"Although I didn't expect anything from you at first...but you choose this kind of place for a date, are you stupid?"

With her hands on her hips without temperament, Xing half-closed her eyes at Chunyuan with a look of disdain.

"What's wrong with this? Misae didn't object either..."

Although I don't want to weaken the momentum, even Chunyuan himself feels that there seems to be something wrong with this kind of place for 'dating'.

"And what about your disheveled appearance and dirty clothes... Tsk... Are you involved in today's natural gas explosion?"

Lifting Haruhara's dirty collar with her fingers with a look of disgust, Xing scolded in the tone of a researcher who evaluates experimental animals.

"Yes, so what."

"Really...really..."

Xing's movements froze.

"……real."

"Then did the 'Phoenix' really appear? Are the 'Phoenix' in the pictures and videos that were quickly deleted on the Internet real?"

Excitedly putting her hands on Chunyuan's shoulders, Xing leaned close to Chunyuan and asked in one breath, dazzling little stars shone in her jewel-like eyes.

"...Big...probably. After all, the smoke and dust are too big."

"What, this kind of stupid answer is really boring! But..."

Disinterestedly turned around and left, Xing lazily waved her right hand to Chunyuan, "It's good that you are fine, if I don't see you next week, it will be very troublesome as a monitor."

Even so, Chunyuan still felt a trace of unexpected concern from Xing.

"Thank you, Xing. I wish you success offline~"

"Sorry, because I still can't believe that your date will go well, I can only... wish you success in persevering through this blow..."

"Damn... Give me back my touch!"

Chun Yuan burst into tears.

In the end, Chunyuan failed to escape from the women's restroom.

The sound of the rattling female unit approaching dispelled his fantasy of escaping at high speed.

Fortunately, Haruhara is no ordinary gentleman——

[Druid transformation (b)] lv1

Transformation ability full of uncertainty, randomly transform into a small animal, and obtain the corresponding ability.

○Panda form

Special effects: strength, agility +10, attack defense +10; casting interval: 600 seconds

Buffer: After removing the b-level skill, it cannot be equipped again within 600 seconds.

Transformation special effect. Drunken Master's secret: dodge chance +25%, knock-up chance +25%, 25% chance to cause 2.75 times fatal blow.

'The coat color is determined by the equipment. '

（当前攻击：18+10；敏捷：1+10；防御：10，移动速度：60+100）

Raising his hand, looking at his two black and furry bear(?) paws, Chunyuan heaved a sigh of relief.

But he is obviously wearing white clothes, why is it black and white?

Did you include the dark circles under the eyes of Yuri-chan?

But in the current situation, just pretend to be an ordinary panda passing by and walk out with your head held high.

Although there seemed to be a lot of deliberation in this plan, Chunyuan didn't have time to think too much.

Pretending not to see the female figure appearing at the door of the toilet, Chun Yuan held his head high, swaying his unusually flexible body with a bulging belly, and walked out without looking sideways.

To have solved the problem perfectly in such a short period of time, Chunyuan suddenly felt—maybe, he is a genius.

Just as he was about to pass by the girl's soft and perfect calf wrapped in black stockings as if nothing had happened, Chunyuan's back collar tightened.

What appeared in front of him was his partner's fair face with light makeup, full of femininity but with a dark smile on his face at this moment.

"Ahhhhhh, the 'shame of an A-level exorcist', have you finally come this far without being a woman? But such a miniature little panda looks so cute..."

"Let go of me...hey...don't touch my ass!"

Chunyuan, who was extremely sad and angry because Huang Quan blocked her in the women's toilet, struggled in the air, but because of being pulled up by the collar, she could only withstand a witch's claw without any resistance.

"Hahahaha~ It turns out that pandas really have tails!~It's so interesting."

Huang Quan smiled sweetly and happily.

"No, no, what are you going to do?!"

Chunyuan was horrified to find that he had been taken into the toilet cubicle by Huang Quan.

"Thinking that there is a bad guy like you in it, I think it's better to just rush into the sewer."

As Huang Quan said, his greasy smile instantly turned into a 'kind expression'.

"Please don't do this!"

Holding his head with two bear (?) palms, Chunyuan, who only has one head, felt that it was entirely possible to fall into the sewer with his current body size!

"Besides, the purpose of you, a fool full of shit, coming here is to see beautiful girls like us do such and such things..."

——For such nonsense, Chunyuan naturally couldn't pretend not to hear it.

"Hmph... Mouth... I'm not interested in the excretion of female orangutans."

"Hmm☆~ Haruhara, what did you just say?"

"Huangquan sauce is so cute! The cutest in the world! Huangquan sauce is so cute! The cutest in the world..."

Being pointed at his black and white hairy head with the gleaming sword Lion King by his partner with a sickly smile, Chunyuan confessed his cowardice very spinelessly.

no way.

The additional attack of the Lion King Sword is [-] points, and his defense of just [-] points is not an opponent at all.

*Stupid star

Traits: Blonde hair; stupid; turns into a cute animal and does nasty things;

Likes: beautiful girl's fat time; beautiful girl's partner

Mantra: Come hit me; ahahahaha;

* Isayama Koizumi ignored the stupid starman's begging for mercy, and launched the secret technique 'Iai Slash'.

*Stupid Starman is knocked down

*Score: 9 points (the only movement that can be seen clearly is the shaking of the chest)

"Is it only nine o'clock? Huh, dirty fireworks."

Huang Quan made a gesture of swinging the knife to invigorate the blood and accept the knife, "Don't worry, I cut it with the back of the knife."

"It's not good at all! This setting is too redundant! And why do I have to be beaten after I apologize! Huang Quan, have you read all the information I saved on the Internet?"

With a big bag on his back, Chunyuan suddenly rolled over, hugging his big head with both palms with an expression of disbelief.

"Yes."

"Huang Quan! How many nights have you watched it all night?!"

"All."

"Please don't use such a handsome tone to state the fact that you are not handsome at all! Also, just sleep well at night!"

"Chunyuan, you have two choices - die, or update us until you die."

"I don't want to! Isn't it enough to see so much? Huang Quan, your brain...is completely broken!!" (le) Shou (jian), "After all, it was my uncle who caused it. In the future, if you don't want to work because of the abandoned house, let me support you!"

——Not long after, the urban ghost story of "the female ghost who beats the puppet in the toilet" gradually spread from this maid cafe, and even a few years later, it was filmed under the investment of an unnamed super rich man. A series of world-renowned horror movies.

When asked why the rich man is so optimistic about this series, the rich man from the United Arab Emirates said with emotion after repeatedly asking for image coding and voice change:

"The puppet is very poor, really..."

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