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56. Math is so difficult, but fighting is easy.
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'Who allowed you to look directly at this girl, Miscellaneous! '
(Tip: Return the dictionary to Fujibayashi Anko.)
Why does this dictionary appear in the props bar!
Although I didn't care about it after receiving the dictionary when the 'air control circle' was passively in effect, why did it appear in my inventory!
And what about special hero missions?Is this 'hero system' determined to turn the real world into an rpg game?
This is not what hit Chunyuan the most.
That gentle, caring and considerate 'Sister Cicada'—is actually Fujibayashi Anko! ! !
The moment he knew this fact, the "Super Divine Water" that Chunyuan was drinking exploded in his nasal cavity, and he came back to life after Qihai sauce patted his back professionally for a long time.
It's so uncomfortable, it seems that a lot of 'Super Shenshui' has entered the trachea...
But what is more uncomfortable than this feeling is the shock brought by the real identity of 'Sister Cicada'.
Why is this female orangutan nicknamed 'Attack の Zhile'!Although the appearance is very good, which is in line with Haruhara's imagination, but why is the "Sister Cicada" with such a perfect personality like a pure lady, on the inside, a muscular madman with a chainsaw or terror on the top of the Empire State Building? Attacking female orangutan! !
There are many cases where the personality on the Internet is somewhat different from my own personality, but no matter what, if the gap is so large, it is already considered a fraud!
It was too bad—while the perfect image of "Sister Cicada" in my heart collapsed, Chunyuan suffered the strongest blow in his 17 years of life!
Because of the commotion just now, almost all the customers in the shop focused their attention on Chunyuan.
'Yumeno-kun' who has been taking photos and collecting materials, can I give you a good beating?
The most exaggerated is the reaction of 'kiriri' and 'sena', that kind of identical eyes, as if they were looking at scum, made Chunyuan very upset.
With dark circles under his eyes, dressed a little sloppily, and looking miserable like he was beaten up, is it that bad?
As the old Chinese saying goes, 'the horse sometimes loses its front feet accidentally', my uncle is quite eye-catching when he is pulling the wind!
'If you draw attention like this again, I'll kill you'
——This is the message sent from the eyes of Huang Quan, who was surrounded by the exclamation and praise of "Ms. Crow Meow is such a beautiful girl".
"If you continue to use such despicable means to take advantage of Nanami, I will kill you"
——This is Yuri-chan who has been trying to ask about the relationship between the "chocobo-head masked male colleague" who was used as the avatar by the teacher "Crow Meow" and Huang Quan.
'If you keep staring at me, I'll kill you'
——He kept a soft smile and spoke in a gentle voice, except he was slightly surprised by the fact that his classmate Huang Quan was actually the teacher of 'Klau Meow'. Apricot with the demeanor of a close sister.
'In that case, sister Ming became like that because of Miss Huang Quan?Well, it seems that I must be careful too...'
——Mami, don't send me the message you're talking to yourself!
'Lowly people, don't come near me'
——This is...'Fallen Saint Black Cat'?Why can you receive this channel?
'gj!My gentleman should say so~'
——Little sister 'konata', even if you secretly give me a thumbs up and praise me, I won't become a 'gentleman' at station b!
'Woo!I seem to listen to it in the past, Mr. Crow Meow, Mr. Mami, Mr. Cicada, Mr. Yumeno...'
—— Nanami-chan, if you really want to listen to it, go there!Don't always shoot the back of my head without realizing it when you shoot the back!
Just as Chunyuan was busy processing one after another of mysterious radio waves, a voice as soft as moonlight sounded from behind.
"It's so early, Hinata."
"Ah, Ms. Misae! I just..."
The moment he saw that figure, Haruhara's body seemed to be pierced by something.
If before Chunyuan's evaluation standard for girls was 'cute' and the criterion of emotion was 'like', then at this moment, these standards have become completely different.
How can there be such beautiful eyes in the world?
I wish I could always see a smile like this.
How he chatted with Misae, sent the bouquet of roses, and sent Misae back to Misaka... Haruhara couldn't remember at all.
When he came back to his senses, he already had Misae's umbrella in his hand.
The only thing I remember is the last conversation between him and Misae under this umbrella:
……
"Misae, I have accepted your test. But if it's a bet, can you try to really date me instead?"
"Huh? Hinata, are you so confident?"
"I'm actually a coward. I've forgotten it for too long... I didn't recall it until today... I also never knew how to become a real 'hero', so I can only continue to live according to the standard of a 'hero' in my heart, no Breaking promises, not being defeated by fear. But...even so...I don't want to look back, I'd rather live like a true 'hero' than die of mediocrity."
"You mean the... 'work' thing?"
"Not just a 'job', but a commitment..."
"Men had better not easily make promises that cannot be kept, and don't easily fall in love with women who have no future~"
"'Impossible' and 'can't do' are all relative! So do you think I can do 'that thing'?"
"I agreed to you precisely because it was impossible for you, idiot."
"Then I'll let you see how 'impossible' becomes 'possible'! At that time, can you try to forget about 'that person' for a while and try to date me?"
"...If this kind of thing can be realized, then maybe an elderly woman like me, who has no strengths and no charm, can muster up the courage and try to burn my youth again?"
"What are you talking about, Misae? You are definitely the most attractive woman I have ever seen!"
"Today, you always feel different from usual. Did something happen to you?"
"No... ahahaha! You are thinking too much, Miss Misae! I just want you, Misae."
"Oh... you really have the talent to instantly destroy the atmosphere..."
……
Haruhara did not tell Misae.
Because that is something only you know.
During the battle this morning, he clearly felt the breath of death.
Dozens of sloping buildings collapsed vertically in a near-perfect manner, and countless fragments of glass and gray boards shot out from the deformed and collapsed metal structures.The gigantic monster made of smoke and dust nearly [-] meters high surged around and stretched out an extremely huge figure.
The huge green rune blade, more than ten meters long, drew a bright half-moon slash towards the surging smoke and dust. The range of the attack was expanded to an unscientific level, and the huge smoke and dust monster parallel to the street and the wreckage of the tall buildings were divided into two parts. [-]. A gap more than [-] meters long was torn open.Under the control of the incomparably exquisite slashing power brought by the 'Valkyrie' talent, the billowing smoke and dust that were separated were churning endlessly, but there was no tendency to converge.
Along the long and narrow corridor formed by two high walls of smoke and dust, Chunyuan saw the opponent stretching out like a sea urchin with hundreds of tentacles embedded in the broken floor.
id: Omori Yakumo☆☆☆
Life: 05195
Attack: 7+192
Defense: 5+41
Move: 35
Talent: Abuse (a), Killing Stone. Disabled (a), Hezhe (b), Evil Spirit (b), Monster (d)
Seeing that hp had returned to zero, Chunyuan heaved a sigh of relief, and exited the 'hero mode' with more than 100 seconds left, and the rune blade that appeared with the 'hero mode' dissipated into the air.
Although with the help of the two powerful talents of 'Valkyrie' and 'Rune Blade' and the almost invincible state of 'Hero Mode', the monster was almost unscathed, but the process was not easy.
The opponent's attack power is too strong, and the defense power is so strong that it can ignore the full attack of most exorcists.
But from the point of view of the frontal battle, even if all the members of the countermeasure room attack the opponent together, there will be no results, and the loss may be heavy.
If it weren't for the qualitative improvement brought by the new hero card, Chunyuan would never have the ability to reach such a monster.
But if you think about it carefully, there seems to be something wrong with the monster information you just checked.
Were the previous monster talents so strong?
Why does the talent become stronger after the monster dies?
Wearing a mask, Chunyuan stood in the long and narrow passage made of steel bars and gray boards, looked at the monster embedded in the building ahead, and tilted his head in confusion.
Then, Haruhara saw a black spot in the field of vision that magnified in an instant, and finally occupied the entire field of vision.
After several times of severe pain, Chunyuan's eyes were already pitch black.
id: Haruhara Hinata☆☆☆
hp: 251020
Attack: 14+50
Defense: 0
Move: 60
Talents: Valkyrie (s), Runeblade (a)
Hero Card: Blades of Exile (a)
Equipment skills: druid transformation (b), static force field (a), fire phoenix (b)
In the ruins of tall buildings under the smoke and dust, in a corner where no one could see, five intertwined scarlet spikes pierced Chunyuan's white mask and came out from the back of his head.
Haruhara, who was wearing a white suit, was lifted up effortlessly by the huge spear-like scarlet weapon, and dangled in the air.
With the monster in the building as the core, the densely spread blood-red tentacles slowly retracted to the center where they converged.
Not only that, but even the thick carapace in the center retracted towards the center amidst the looming blood.
Tens of seconds later, a figure of a strong man wearing a hockey stick mask connected to the murder weapon that pierced Chunyuan's head slowly stood up in the smoke and dust.
A strange red light flickered under the mask where the eyes were, and a few seconds later, a piercing voice sounded like metal frosting: "1000-7...is equal to...how much."
In the silence, only the sound of the strong man's finger joints "clicking" and "clicking" could be heard.
"Already...dead...ah...then..."
The right hand slowly raised by the strong man suddenly froze in the air.
"993...is that right?"
The only intact mouth on the half-shattered head of the body hung high by the hole slowly grinned, "How dare you give such a difficult math problem to someone whose brain has just been smashed out?" That's too much. Next... it's time for me to ask you?"
The strong man's body froze completely, and an extremely terrifying feeling came like a tide.
Chunyuan suddenly raised his right hand, tightly grasped the tentacles that had been stained red by his own blood, and slowly pulled himself away: "25-5195...is equal to...how much?"
Centered on Chunyuan's body, the majestic light burst violently.
The smoke and dust stopped rolling, and the strong man was instantly overwhelmed by an unimaginable force, kneeling on the ground and unable to move, even the blood dripping from the tentacles stagnated in the air.
The palpitating rune power instantly freezes everything within 1000 meters around, as if even the passage of time itself has been completely frozen.
Chunyuan let out a weird laugh of 'hohohohoho', like a leak: "The answer... is 25."
Welcome all book lovers to come and read, the latest, fastest and most popular serial works are all available!
Quest Items: Follow the prompts of item tips to trigger special hero quests.
Use: Inflict 15 points of burst damage on a specific unit, and it will be recovered automatically after the attack is completed.
'Who allowed you to look directly at this girl, Miscellaneous! '
(Tip: Return the dictionary to Fujibayashi Anko.)
Why does this dictionary appear in the props bar!
Although I didn't care about it after receiving the dictionary when the 'air control circle' was passively in effect, why did it appear in my inventory!
And what about special hero missions?Is this 'hero system' determined to turn the real world into an rpg game?
This is not what hit Chunyuan the most.
That gentle, caring and considerate 'Sister Cicada'—is actually Fujibayashi Anko! ! !
The moment he knew this fact, the "Super Divine Water" that Chunyuan was drinking exploded in his nasal cavity, and he came back to life after Qihai sauce patted his back professionally for a long time.
It's so uncomfortable, it seems that a lot of 'Super Shenshui' has entered the trachea...
But what is more uncomfortable than this feeling is the shock brought by the real identity of 'Sister Cicada'.
Why is this female orangutan nicknamed 'Attack の Zhile'!Although the appearance is very good, which is in line with Haruhara's imagination, but why is the "Sister Cicada" with such a perfect personality like a pure lady, on the inside, a muscular madman with a chainsaw or terror on the top of the Empire State Building? Attacking female orangutan! !
There are many cases where the personality on the Internet is somewhat different from my own personality, but no matter what, if the gap is so large, it is already considered a fraud!
It was too bad—while the perfect image of "Sister Cicada" in my heart collapsed, Chunyuan suffered the strongest blow in his 17 years of life!
Because of the commotion just now, almost all the customers in the shop focused their attention on Chunyuan.
'Yumeno-kun' who has been taking photos and collecting materials, can I give you a good beating?
The most exaggerated is the reaction of 'kiriri' and 'sena', that kind of identical eyes, as if they were looking at scum, made Chunyuan very upset.
With dark circles under his eyes, dressed a little sloppily, and looking miserable like he was beaten up, is it that bad?
As the old Chinese saying goes, 'the horse sometimes loses its front feet accidentally', my uncle is quite eye-catching when he is pulling the wind!
'If you draw attention like this again, I'll kill you'
——This is the message sent from the eyes of Huang Quan, who was surrounded by the exclamation and praise of "Ms. Crow Meow is such a beautiful girl".
"If you continue to use such despicable means to take advantage of Nanami, I will kill you"
——This is Yuri-chan who has been trying to ask about the relationship between the "chocobo-head masked male colleague" who was used as the avatar by the teacher "Crow Meow" and Huang Quan.
'If you keep staring at me, I'll kill you'
——He kept a soft smile and spoke in a gentle voice, except he was slightly surprised by the fact that his classmate Huang Quan was actually the teacher of 'Klau Meow'. Apricot with the demeanor of a close sister.
'In that case, sister Ming became like that because of Miss Huang Quan?Well, it seems that I must be careful too...'
——Mami, don't send me the message you're talking to yourself!
'Lowly people, don't come near me'
——This is...'Fallen Saint Black Cat'?Why can you receive this channel?
'gj!My gentleman should say so~'
——Little sister 'konata', even if you secretly give me a thumbs up and praise me, I won't become a 'gentleman' at station b!
'Woo!I seem to listen to it in the past, Mr. Crow Meow, Mr. Mami, Mr. Cicada, Mr. Yumeno...'
—— Nanami-chan, if you really want to listen to it, go there!Don't always shoot the back of my head without realizing it when you shoot the back!
Just as Chunyuan was busy processing one after another of mysterious radio waves, a voice as soft as moonlight sounded from behind.
"It's so early, Hinata."
"Ah, Ms. Misae! I just..."
The moment he saw that figure, Haruhara's body seemed to be pierced by something.
If before Chunyuan's evaluation standard for girls was 'cute' and the criterion of emotion was 'like', then at this moment, these standards have become completely different.
How can there be such beautiful eyes in the world?
I wish I could always see a smile like this.
How he chatted with Misae, sent the bouquet of roses, and sent Misae back to Misaka... Haruhara couldn't remember at all.
When he came back to his senses, he already had Misae's umbrella in his hand.
The only thing I remember is the last conversation between him and Misae under this umbrella:
……
"Misae, I have accepted your test. But if it's a bet, can you try to really date me instead?"
"Huh? Hinata, are you so confident?"
"I'm actually a coward. I've forgotten it for too long... I didn't recall it until today... I also never knew how to become a real 'hero', so I can only continue to live according to the standard of a 'hero' in my heart, no Breaking promises, not being defeated by fear. But...even so...I don't want to look back, I'd rather live like a true 'hero' than die of mediocrity."
"You mean the... 'work' thing?"
"Not just a 'job', but a commitment..."
"Men had better not easily make promises that cannot be kept, and don't easily fall in love with women who have no future~"
"'Impossible' and 'can't do' are all relative! So do you think I can do 'that thing'?"
"I agreed to you precisely because it was impossible for you, idiot."
"Then I'll let you see how 'impossible' becomes 'possible'! At that time, can you try to forget about 'that person' for a while and try to date me?"
"...If this kind of thing can be realized, then maybe an elderly woman like me, who has no strengths and no charm, can muster up the courage and try to burn my youth again?"
"What are you talking about, Misae? You are definitely the most attractive woman I have ever seen!"
"Today, you always feel different from usual. Did something happen to you?"
"No... ahahaha! You are thinking too much, Miss Misae! I just want you, Misae."
"Oh... you really have the talent to instantly destroy the atmosphere..."
……
Haruhara did not tell Misae.
Because that is something only you know.
During the battle this morning, he clearly felt the breath of death.
Dozens of sloping buildings collapsed vertically in a near-perfect manner, and countless fragments of glass and gray boards shot out from the deformed and collapsed metal structures.The gigantic monster made of smoke and dust nearly [-] meters high surged around and stretched out an extremely huge figure.
The huge green rune blade, more than ten meters long, drew a bright half-moon slash towards the surging smoke and dust. The range of the attack was expanded to an unscientific level, and the huge smoke and dust monster parallel to the street and the wreckage of the tall buildings were divided into two parts. [-]. A gap more than [-] meters long was torn open.Under the control of the incomparably exquisite slashing power brought by the 'Valkyrie' talent, the billowing smoke and dust that were separated were churning endlessly, but there was no tendency to converge.
Along the long and narrow corridor formed by two high walls of smoke and dust, Chunyuan saw the opponent stretching out like a sea urchin with hundreds of tentacles embedded in the broken floor.
id: Omori Yakumo☆☆☆
Life: 05195
Attack: 7+192
Defense: 5+41
Move: 35
Talent: Abuse (a), Killing Stone. Disabled (a), Hezhe (b), Evil Spirit (b), Monster (d)
Seeing that hp had returned to zero, Chunyuan heaved a sigh of relief, and exited the 'hero mode' with more than 100 seconds left, and the rune blade that appeared with the 'hero mode' dissipated into the air.
Although with the help of the two powerful talents of 'Valkyrie' and 'Rune Blade' and the almost invincible state of 'Hero Mode', the monster was almost unscathed, but the process was not easy.
The opponent's attack power is too strong, and the defense power is so strong that it can ignore the full attack of most exorcists.
But from the point of view of the frontal battle, even if all the members of the countermeasure room attack the opponent together, there will be no results, and the loss may be heavy.
If it weren't for the qualitative improvement brought by the new hero card, Chunyuan would never have the ability to reach such a monster.
But if you think about it carefully, there seems to be something wrong with the monster information you just checked.
Were the previous monster talents so strong?
Why does the talent become stronger after the monster dies?
Wearing a mask, Chunyuan stood in the long and narrow passage made of steel bars and gray boards, looked at the monster embedded in the building ahead, and tilted his head in confusion.
Then, Haruhara saw a black spot in the field of vision that magnified in an instant, and finally occupied the entire field of vision.
After several times of severe pain, Chunyuan's eyes were already pitch black.
id: Haruhara Hinata☆☆☆
hp: 251020
Attack: 14+50
Defense: 0
Move: 60
Talents: Valkyrie (s), Runeblade (a)
Hero Card: Blades of Exile (a)
Equipment skills: druid transformation (b), static force field (a), fire phoenix (b)
In the ruins of tall buildings under the smoke and dust, in a corner where no one could see, five intertwined scarlet spikes pierced Chunyuan's white mask and came out from the back of his head.
Haruhara, who was wearing a white suit, was lifted up effortlessly by the huge spear-like scarlet weapon, and dangled in the air.
With the monster in the building as the core, the densely spread blood-red tentacles slowly retracted to the center where they converged.
Not only that, but even the thick carapace in the center retracted towards the center amidst the looming blood.
Tens of seconds later, a figure of a strong man wearing a hockey stick mask connected to the murder weapon that pierced Chunyuan's head slowly stood up in the smoke and dust.
A strange red light flickered under the mask where the eyes were, and a few seconds later, a piercing voice sounded like metal frosting: "1000-7...is equal to...how much."
In the silence, only the sound of the strong man's finger joints "clicking" and "clicking" could be heard.
"Already...dead...ah...then..."
The right hand slowly raised by the strong man suddenly froze in the air.
"993...is that right?"
The only intact mouth on the half-shattered head of the body hung high by the hole slowly grinned, "How dare you give such a difficult math problem to someone whose brain has just been smashed out?" That's too much. Next... it's time for me to ask you?"
The strong man's body froze completely, and an extremely terrifying feeling came like a tide.
Chunyuan suddenly raised his right hand, tightly grasped the tentacles that had been stained red by his own blood, and slowly pulled himself away: "25-5195...is equal to...how much?"
Centered on Chunyuan's body, the majestic light burst violently.
The smoke and dust stopped rolling, and the strong man was instantly overwhelmed by an unimaginable force, kneeling on the ground and unable to move, even the blood dripping from the tentacles stagnated in the air.
The palpitating rune power instantly freezes everything within 1000 meters around, as if even the passage of time itself has been completely frozen.
Chunyuan let out a weird laugh of 'hohohohoho', like a leak: "The answer... is 25."
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