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Chapter 89 Disappointing Cheats

After reading the whole bamboo slip, Ju An decided that at least this volume should not be missed, and he was ready to die in this dimension. Water can prevent corrosion. The bamboo slips of the space and the materials of the small house have been coated with this sap. This statement can also explain why the bamboo slips of the space house have no signs of decay at all. Then the book also mentions that according to Mozi’s observation One day in the space is equivalent to about a month outside. The things in this space are very simple. For example, there is only one couch and one small table in the small house, which can fully reflect Mozi's thrifty thinking. In this way, Ju An can also understand why Mozi has made great contributions to the manufacture of mathematics, physics and machinery, but he put forward the idea of ​​ghosts, that is, to believe in the existence of ghosts and gods, it is estimated that he got this bead. .

According to the question from Du Niang, Mozi is also the ancestor of the Ranger, and the predecessor of the gangster. It is estimated that the Qingzhu Gang can be traced back to Comrade Mo, and the early Han Dynasty. Many of the famous rangers in the world are disciples of the Mo family. The Mo family is a group with strict organization and strict discipline. The top leader is the giant. Never turn your heels, which means you won't look back when you die, darling, this is too awesome, it's probably equivalent to the Warring States Mafia, eh?It can't be said that, to use the mafia to describe the Mozheisers is to elevate the Mafia. The Mozheisers were recognized by the society at that time, and they were also received by many monarchs. It is not comparable to the Mafia, a street rat.

Ju An also asked Du Niang about Mozi's unique swordsmanship and fighting skills, come on!Isn't this the martial arts secret book? God knows how attractive the martial arts secret book is to Ju An's generation who grew up watching Jin Yong's books. During the following period, Ju An was very excited to soak in the book. On these scrolls of bamboo slips, I began to translate these bamboo slips to see if there is any peerless martial arts, such as flying over the eaves and walking the walls, and so on, and then I can jump up to eight feet away, cross the river with a reed, and use it when picking up girls. Comparable There are too many Ferrari sports cars, and if you can't get an Olympic gold medal, you can always get it.

Fortunately, there are only a few scrolls of bamboo slips, and I translated the first two sentences. It doesn't look like it, so Ju An will find another bamboo slip. It records Mozi's swordsmanship and fighting skills.Ju An immediately felt like a treasure, and his face was full of tears. My brother was finally not hunted down by the enemy, and he didn't have to endure the hatred of killing his father, taking his wife, and then being dropped into a cave by K, but his brother finally got the martial arts secret book. Now, I will try my best to translate the Dugu swordsmanship and Jiuyang magic in my mind.

When he was about to set off to return to China, he didn't translate much. According to the translated things, Ju An also deduced that it was not the kind of peerless magic that he imagined in his heart. When he pushed the palm of his hand by the lake, he was buried in the lake. Like a bomb, it exploded several water jets at once. This swordsmanship and fighting focus on strength, speed and valiant momentum. , Well, this aura is a bit like Jiuyang Divine Art.

The inner strength and heart method is not about guarding the luck of the dantian or the nine palaces and eight meridians, it is just a breathing method that cooperates with the technique of martial arts, and it is too irregular for you to make a secret manual, and you don't make a map or anything. It is all text, old man. Mo is not professional, Ju An thought with emotion in his heart, if you do it yourself, at least a dozen pictures, no matter whether you can see it or not, the scene is absolutely the same, what qi sinks into Dantian, qi go to the acupuncture points of this palace and that palace , and then forced it out of the body in order to hurt people invisible, just like a group of monks seen on the Internet, a fat monk with a fat head and big ears stood in the middle, and with a circle of his hand, the surrounding monks immediately poured a large area , although the video made Ju An have some toothache and egg pain, fake ones can't be fake, but at least the routine is right for you to say yes or no, as for making yourself feel fake, that's unprofessional photography, and it doesn't affect these bald guys at all. Donkeys fool the masses.

Before the translation of Peerless Martial Arts was completed, Jasmine called. It turned out that it was time to return to China.

"An, let's meet at the airport in the afternoon. My family will just escort me there." Jasmine's sweet voice rang on the other end of the phone.

Ju An replied: "Okay then, we'll meet at the airport, and then I will have someone drive to deliver it."

After a few chats, the two hung up the phone. After hanging up the phone, Ju An remembered to contact Wang Fan. After the call, the two brothers confirmed the time again. Ju An also mentioned that there was a foreigner this time. I want to follow along, but they go on a tour, and then let Wang Fan play with him for two days as a tour guide.

Wang Fan on the other end of the phone said, "Don't do it, you can keep such a good opportunity for yourself. I said why are you so dumb, I have Cora, and I'm not interested in other women. You can accompany yourself. As soon as I arrived in the capital, I went to see the old man, I didn't have time to be a tour guide for you, and I went straight to the fifth's wedding."

"How do I know what's interesting in the capital, and foreigners don't have that kind of mind. They're just traveling. Why do you think about everything?" Ju An complained.

Wang Fan replied disdainfully, "I don't want to mix with you. Anyway, I'll show up in the capital. Whether you succeed or not, my buddy doesn't make light bulbs. Have you ever heard of love for a long time? If you haven’t, think about it yourself. In addition, the buddies have to discuss something with the old man when they go back this time. I really don’t have time. See you in San Francisco." Wang Fan on the other end hung up the phone.

Ju An took the phone and fed it twice, then threw the phone on the bed, put the bamboo slips and everything in the space, and put out Wu Song and Teddy who had been in the space for a few days. After finishing their clothes, they turned on. My own GMC went to the town and said that I was going to buy some food. After all, I couldn't bring Wu Song and Teddy back to China. Of course, I could just get the fruit directly from the space, but the big belly Teddy can't be done just by eating fruit. Yes, this guy likes meat the most, and now not only has his small body grown a lot, but he also has more fat on his body and is even more fluffy. The whole bear face is almost round. And I don't eat raw meat, I like to eat cooked food, I have to cook this guy a pot of meat on the stove every day, of course, what is the cheapest Teddy's recipe, and Teddy's little teeth are sharp, eat it The bones were crunching.

Went around the town, got almost the whole pig back, and then put the fruit of the space into a few baskets as food for Teddy and Wu Song during this time, and handed over the two little guys Teddy and Wu Song in the afternoon. Taking it to Nancy, old Thomas sent Ju An to the airport.

When they arrived at the airport, Jasmine had already arrived, and there was a fat foreigner beside her, who seemed to be in her 50s.Seeing Ju An and Thomas coming over, he greeted Thomas warmly.

Then he looked at Ju An and said, "You are Ann. My name is Matt. Thank you for being a tour guide for Jasmine. By the way, do you know how to tap dance? Can you do any street dance?".

When asked, Ju An answered without thinking: "Hello! Matt, I really don't have the talent to dance. I can barely dance a ballroom dance." Ju An said embarrassedly.

Matt nodded happily and said, "I don't like that kind of dance either. A big man is waving his hands and kicking his feet. If there is a man who dances like this when we are young, there is only one reason, that is another. A man is shooting him in the foot with a gun." After that, he made a gesture of waving his hands and kicking his feet.

Thomas said with a smile, "Matt, don't worry about Molly, Ann is a good boy, he can do a lot of things by himself, repair fences, change tires, etc.".

Matt looked at Ju An and said, "Oh! I like you, boy. Help me watch Molly for a while now. I've had enough of those idiots with chains around their necks and their pants about to fall off." .

Molly said to Matt from the side, "Dad, I'm just going on a trip with Ann." After speaking, she turned around and said to Ju An, "I'm sorry, that's what my dad is like, every boy I know has to be scared. ".

Ju An shook his head and said with a smile, "It's okay, it's understandable."

When Ju An and Jasmine began to board the plane, Thomas and Matt turned their heads and went back. Jasmine complained that Matt always thought he was a child. Ju An thought about it, maybe in the eyes of parents of any country, children always If you don't grow up, this is the heart of poor parents in the world.

When Ju An arrived at the San Francisco Airport, Wang Fan had already arrived and introduced the two of them to each other. After sitting and chatting for more than half an hour, it was almost time for registration. The three of them got up and entered the passage. To be honest, Ju An still prefers the white sofa in the airport terminal. As soon as I sit in it, my whole body sinks into it, and there is a small foldable coffee table next to it, which is very interesting.

When I got on the plane, I saw that there were not too many people. The three of them found a seat, and Ju An fell asleep. There was no way to do translation in the past two days. It was a waste of Ju An's energy and time. It was a bit sleepy. Just as I was about to fall asleep, I heard on the radio that the flight was going to be delayed, and a flight attendant hadn't come yet. Your uncle's, this is too time-consuming.

(End of this chapter)