Alpine pasture

Chapter 90 Farce
Since the flight attendant didn't come, everyone had to keep waiting. An Asian flight attendant just came over, and Ju An asked her how long she would have to wait, and she was still waiting to take off to sleep. The flight attendant explained that she didn't know either. How long to wait, and then said that it was more than half an hour at most, and the three Ju An were very depressed.Then the flight attendant told Ju An and the others in Chinese that a flight attendant could not come, and the company replaced another flight attendant, so that Ju An could wait for a while.Only then did I know that the flight attendant was a Chinese flight attendant and only worked for American Imperial Airlines.

After answering Ju An's question, the Chinese flight attendant walked forward and saw someone changing seats in front of them, two adults and a couple with a little girl, who looked like Asians, wearing name tags, and Ju An looked at them. I feel like a compatriot who has made a fortune. After all, this flight is a direct flight to the capital of China, so I think they are Chinese, and I look at the woman holding something and preparing to sit in the window in front of me. s position.

At this time, the Chinese flight attendant walked over and said to the two people in Chinese: "This lady, do you know English?"

The woman glanced at the flight attendant and said in English, "I'm Korean, I don't understand Chinese, please speak English to me".

Then I heard the Chinese flight attendant repeat the words just now in English.

After the Korean woman figured it out, she replied: "I speak English to you, you ask if I can understand English? What does this mean? Didn't you hear that my English is fluent."

The flight attendant listened to her question and said politely with a smile: "If you don't know English, please don't sit here, because it's close to the escape pod. If you don't know English, you don't understand the instructions here. If we want to use this, you don't know how to open it, we have to ensure the safety of passengers, and we are also responsible for your own safety, if you don't mind, please read this again and let me know." .As he spoke, he took out a booklet with a few sheets of paper and handed it to the female passenger.

The female passenger took the pamphlet without even reading it, and she threw it aside and said to the flight attendant, "I know English, and I speak to you in English, so you won't understand."

Ju An saw why the girl was so rushing, and said to the female passenger in English: "I don't mean anything else, I'm just afraid that you don't know English, so I just say that if there is an emergency, you can call me. If you don't open the escape door, you can read it to her once you know it, won't it be over?"

Who knows that the woman heard Ju An and said, "I don't understand what you said. Are you Chinese people so impolite? I'm talking to someone else, and if you don't say hello, just get involved."

The woman's husband with a golden chain also said to Ju An, "Sir, please don't meddle in your own business and pay attention to your own affairs. My wife is negotiating with the flight attendant, please don't interrupt."

After choking on Ju An, he stopped talking. Leaning on the seat, Wang Fan smiled and asked in a low voice in Chinese, "What's the matter, I'm cowardly."

Ju An cast a glance at Wang Fan and said softly, "I'm waiting for the plane to fly. After I slept on the plane and got off the plane in the capital, I'll smoke him."

Wang Fan glanced at Ju An and said strangely: "If you want to smoke, go up and smoke now, you won't shrink."

"On Lao Mei's plane, let's pay attention to the influence, don't let Lao Mei see a joke," Ju An replied.

Wang Fan looked at Ju An and said, "Really smoking?".

Ju An glanced at Wang Fan and said, "Even if you can't help me, at most I will be sent to the US embassy, ​​and then I will be sent back to Laomei, maybe it will save me a flight back. Qian, why don't I dare to smoke this stick and bring you Chinese, she thinks that the country of sticks is really a powerful country, it's a shame."

Wang Fan scratched his head and said with a smile: "Your uncle, I forgot, you are a Chinese-American now, and if something goes wrong, you have to go through the embassy. Feelings, Chinese law and the people's police can't get you. Bar".

While Ju An and Wang Fan were talking, they heard the female stick said to the Chinese flight attendant: "There is no one sitting in this seat near the window. Can't I sit here? Why don't you, the flight attendant, understand? I speak English with you, of course I know English, you are trying to find fault at this time."

The Chinese flight attendant was really calm when she arrived, and she still smiled and said to the female stick: "Please read this to me again, for everyone's safety."

Then I heard the female stick point at the Chinese flight attendant and kept popping out of her mouth as if she collapsed immediately: "shutup!shutup!" and then repeated it several times. After the Chinese flight attendant heard this, she said: Immediately turned around and left with a cold face.

Then the **** took his seat in high spirits, still muttering about this and that, making Ju An feel sick to death.

After a while, the stewardess walked over with a black man in his 40s who looked like a captain in a blue uniform and a white hat on his head. Then he said to them: "I'm sorry, please get off the plane now, our plane does not welcome you." After speaking, he made a gesture of please.

Hearing this, Ju An was stunned, thinking in his heart that this old American airline is so arrogant that it will drive passengers directly, and then heard the high-spirited female stick say: "I won't get off the plane. , I want to complain to you, I'm going to stay here today, I did nothing wrong, I want you to apologize."

Then the captain made a few more gestures, but the two still refused to leave. They were murmuring and talking to the man next to him with stick words. At this time, several policemen on the plane came over and took the two men. The stick was set up and pulled out, and then there was a burst of applause from the cabin.

After a while, the Chinese flight attendant came over again and asked everyone what they needed. When it was Wang Fan's turn, Wang Fan gave the flight attendant a thumbs up and praised: "Sisters, It's so powerful."

Jasmine, who was next to him, felt a little familiar, and explained to Wang Fan and Ju An, "The salary of the flight attendants is the compensation for the flight attendants' services to the passengers, and it does not include the compensation for being abused by the passengers. Two people just insulted the flight attendant. Of course, the flight attendant was in a bad mood. If the flight attendant is in a bad mood, it will bring hidden dangers to the flight. The airline will not tolerate such hidden dangers. After 911/[-], aviation inspections have become more and more stringent, with police officers on every flight.”

Ju An said curiously, "I never heard those two sticks insult the flight attendant, did you hear Wang Fan?"Seeing Wang Fan also shaking her head, Jasmine explained with a smile: "Shutup is meant to be insulting when you say it in a row. If you say it a few times in a row, it's fine. If you want the other party to stop talking, you You can use please to lengthen the sound."

Hearing this, Ju An was startled: if his uncle hadn't encountered such a thing today, he really didn't know that shutup was meant to be insulting.If you accidentally use it one day, you might have a lawsuit.

The three of Ju An were chatting, and when they saw that there was a small head between the seats in front of them, after a closer look, they left a small stick on the plane with two big sticks, and Ju An called a flight attendant, right. She said this situation, the flight attendant did not send Comrade Xiaobang off the plane, but actually said that they did not have the right to deprive Comrade Xiaobang of the right to make this flight.This old beauty's thinking is really weird. After taking away the parents, who will take care of the child and fly to the capital? After thinking about it, why bother with this matter? Call the police if you have something.

After another five or six minutes, the flight attendant got on the plane. Ju An looked at her watch, and she was almost four or ten minutes late. Fortunately, all the staff arrived, and the plane slid on the runway. After overcoming the difficulty of flying for a while, Ju An buried his head and took a nap. Wang Fan spent two dollars to get a headset and listened to music. This old beautiful plane is really good. It’s a money trap. It costs two dollars to listen to music on the plane. It’s not grand at all, just like the trolley at the airport. You have to put in five dollars to drag it out. It’s a pain in the ass to toss your steel coin five times. Of course, if you don’t have any coins, they even set up a coin changing machine for you. You see how nonsense it is humanized. When Ju An came to the United States with the company for the first time, he brought a big Packing a small bag, almost tired, I once pulled a trolley at the airport, and after pulling it for a long time, there was no movement, only to find that it was written in small characters, please pay a few dollars to use it, it is clear that there is no deception.

Of course, the food on the plane is not free. For example, a hamburger costs five dollars in the market, and eight dollars on the plane. It is a lot more expensive than making a truck in China, so Ju An never eats it on the plane. The thing to eat is not to save money, but to be really uninterested in eating things on the plane.

When the group arrived in the capital, the sky was still bright, and before it was night, Wang Fan took Ju An and Jasmine to a hotel and went back to the old man's house in the capital.For the next few days, Ju An took Jasmine and wandered around the great capital, the Summer Palace, the Forbidden City, the Great Wall, etc. Anyway, I was going to let her stroll around. The students take a good look at the great rivers and mountains of our Chinese nation.

The plan was good, but when I came down the next day, Ju An suffered from back pain and leg cramps as advertised. It made Ju An feel that this woman's stamina was unfathomable.

(End of this chapter)