The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 242 Mr. Beaver's Log Cabin Travel Notes

"A Fei, do you usually wear this kind of clothes when you go shopping?"

Walking on the muddy official road in the Land of Rain, the drizzle never stopped. An old man in green clothes slowly walked forward with his hands behind his back.

If you only look at the back view, this is definitely a dusty appearance.

On the side, a pretty woman, wearing a slim kimono, held an umbrella for the old man, walking with her hips twisted.

"Madara-sama, I was always curious about what it feels like for a human to shit, but after ending the roof leakage incident in the valley, I no longer think about such boring things."

The pretty woman flicked her long hair, and said: "Since then, I just want to know what it feels like to wear women's clothes, but...the result is that I can't go back... woo woo woo..."

"Don't cry, you are the most important Bai Jue of this old man, look at your promise!"

The old man shook his head, his eyes showed nostalgia: "Actually, this kind of clothes are very suitable for dancing..."

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Along the way, I chatted with A Fei occasionally, it is inevitable for people to chatter when they are old, and A Fei is a chatterer, so the two got along well.

"This forest is the temporary residence of that whirlpool kid, right?"

The old man looked around with great interest. This forest is not a deep mountain forest. It is not far from the city. It is not difficult to buy things. Of course, the premise is that you have money.

The forest doesn't seem to be on a major traffic road, and there are very few travelers passing by, so it can be regarded as a remote place.

"Go in and have a look."

After greeting Ah Fei, the two walked into the woods.

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"Dawn's Wonderful House?"

The old man looked in surprise at a small and delicate house in the forest, and read the crooked handwriting on the sign.

"Hey, is that Mr. Beaver?"

Just when the old man was in a daze, the window of the cabin creaked open, and a small head popped out of it.

She has sky-blue hair, and her big smart eyes flickered for a while, then retracted her head, and shouted to the room:

"Brother Yahiko, brother Nagato, outside the door there is a Mr. Beaver who is catching a cold, and a girl who is drenched in rain. They look so pitiful. Hurry up and prepare some food for them!"

"Xiao Nan, are you confused after taking a nap?"

"Also, I'm only a few months younger than you, don't call me brother!"

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Listening to the noisy arguments in the room...

Uchiha Madara: "???"

Bai Jue A Fei (women's clothing): "???"

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The inside of the hut seemed a bit crowded, with many items of unknown use piled up in disorder, only the fire was bright and warm.

The old man undid a button of the blue robe on his body, revealing the bony collarbone inside the clothes.

I have to say that although it is a simple cabin, it is indeed a comfortable place for the elderly who live underground all year round.

Should I also move to the ground to live?

Such years passed by in a flash, and the old man shook his head.

Since it was agreed to separate from this corrupt world, it is natural that he cannot break his promise.

What's more, I was able to go out to investigate with A Fei today because the two wolves had been fed for the past two days.

If you choose to live on the ground, I am afraid it will be even more unsafe.

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Yahiko and Nagato sat on one side of the short table, while the old man was on the other side of the short table, looking at the new potato chips with great interest.

And on the tatami beside him, Xiao Nan was holding paper and pencils in his hands, pestering a pretty woman, wanting to learn how to be a virtuous wife.

The pretty woman's skin is as white as paper, and she wears a swirl hair ornament on her head. If you think about it, she is indeed somewhat similar to an snail.

Xiaonan decided that "she" was the snail girl who was good at doing housework in the previous story of Brother Yahiko, a gentle and virtuous fairy.

Xiaonan's mother is also a gentle person, but she seems a little clumsy when it comes to housework.

The cloak I made for Uncle Kakuto failed a few days ago. Not only did the size not match, but the style was also unsatisfactory.

In desperation, he had to go back to work. Today is a rare opportunity. Xiao Nan hopes to hear the opinion of Miss Tianluo.

"The main body of the fabric is black, and then you have a red spread in your house, right?"

A Fei (in women's clothing) frowned, thought for a while, and drew a robe on the paper, with red clouds on a black background.

"So handsome! As expected of a snail girl!"

Xiao Nan's eyes lit up, and he carefully collected A Fei's paintings, and at the same time, he strengthened his belief in worshiping "her" as his teacher.

"let me see!"

Yahiko leaned over, took a look, and pouted, "It's such a boring design. I know a style of clothing that combines the elements of youth and sweat. I must show it to you in the future!"

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"Hmm... Unexpectedly, there are cucumber-flavored potato chips. This is the first time this old man has seen it."

The old man looked at the packaging bag for a while, then opened it, took out a piece of potato chips from inside, and gently put it in his mouth.

Nagato stared dumbfounded at the old man who was eating potato chips, his eyes were full of light.

The old man's front teeth are obviously much longer than normal people's, and his lips are not the same as human beings, they are much plumper, but as Mr. Beaver, he is a bit too thin, um...probably because he is hungry...

The old man eats potato chips very quickly and skillfully. It is different from chewing by normal people. It is a sucking action, much like the eating method of rodents.

Nagato even noticed that every once in a while, the old man would take out a delicate file and file his own teeth short without haste, so as not to affect his eating due to the overly long front teeth.

Nagato excitedly whispered in Yahiko's ear: "Brother Yahiko, this old man is really Mr. Beaver. I wonder if he would like to help us build a dam on the river in front of the gate, so that it will not be flooded when there is a flood." hit us."

"How can you be as stupid as Xiao Nan? Whether Mr. Beaver or Snail Girl, these are all fairy tales!"

Yahiko frowned, feeling that as a child in the city, although he was in trouble, he still had a slight sense of superiority over the children in the country in terms of IQ and knowledge.

"But the truth is right in front of us. Isn't this the real Mr. Beaver! When you told Xiaonan and me the story, didn't you say that it was all true?"

The light in Nagato's eyes almost turned into substance.

The old man raised his head and frowned.

"Mr Beaver?"

"Snail girl?"

If it is completely incomprehensible, these children are not fools, right?

The old man felt a little regretful, would he entrust someone with something wrong?

But looking at the light in Nagato's eyes, it really fits very well. It looks better than my most optimistic estimate. I'm afraid it won't take long to awaken the power of the eyes of reincarnation.

only……

What's the use of handing over the reincarnation eye to a fool? It must be that during the eye replacement operation, the anesthesia can solve the problem and numb the brain.

This guy Heijue is really unreliable!

But that little girl didn't look like a sane Yoko either.

The old man frowned and looked at the blue-haired girl who was happily exchanging flower arranging skills with A Fei, and shook his head helplessly.

It seems that the only normal one is the kid with the orange pot head in front of him. After all, he looks several years older and much more reliable.

"Hehe, a fairy tale? No, only sweat and hard work are youth! Nagato-kun, let us and our guests from far away have a sweaty youth trial!"

Yahiko jumped up, pointed at the shelf, and said: "Nagato-kun, go and take out my board game gift bag, let us and the guests from afar, let's play Gwent cards first! If we can't finish playing Fifty Gwent cards, and another hundred Hearthstones!"

The old man stared dumbfounded at the orange-haired boy who was shaking his orange melon-skinned head and gave a thumbs-up. Because he just changed his teeth, there was no sound effect and flashing light in his mouth, and he silently overturned his own thoughts.

"Crazy, a bunch of little lunatics!"

The old man shook his head secretly, but...

He frowned, and asked, "What are these Gwent cards and Hearthstone? There's still a lot of time, so I'll give it a try..."

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"Tam, can you change this suit for me!"

In Konoha Headquarters, Yasuo is lying comfortably on the Taishi chair, enjoying the shoulder massage of Orochimaru. As a staff officer, he works hard every day, and the muscles in his shoulder and neck will have some contractures.

Tamm has been wearing the Arabian dancer's dress ever since she cameoed as a Djinn on a business trip.

A huge green-skinned toad dangling in front of him wearing such revealing and flimsy clothes was indeed an unappetizing thing, and Yasuo had to protest.

Tam touched his bald head and said, "Captain Yasuo, I think you should also try this kind of clothes, it's really breathable and cool!"

"Shut up, take it off immediately, this is an order, I'd rather accept a naked toad!" Yasuo said angrily.

"Why is Li Hou so loud!"

Tam took off the dancer's costume with a look of grievance, and protested at the same time: "Actually, I'm really not a toad. My current form is probably a catfish, a catfish!"

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"What's wrong with toad, toad is the most cool psychic beast!"

Jiraiya is not on duty today, and is responsible for staying at the base to protect the safety of the leaders, and Yasuo is the current supreme leader, although he is only a ninja.

So it seems that Zilai is just like Yasuo, lying on the rocking chair and basking in the sun, but in fact he is working.

"Speaking of which, Tam, Yasuo can't understand your art, but I can. You give me this dress. I'll try it on Toad later. His body shape is about the same as yours now."

Zilai was also sitting on the rocking chair with an old god, shaking it, taking out a bunch of grapes from the fruit plate from time to time and throwing them into his mouth, which was quite pleasant.

"Hehe, you're sure you won't be beaten up by Toad Wentai as a gift for the third girl, I remember that guy is from a gangster, right?" Yasuo said noncommittally.

"How is it possible, you don't know anything about my uncle's position in Mount Miaomu!"

Ji Lai also touched his nose proudly: "As long as I tighten up the delivery of coupons a little, Ha Toma will willingly accept the identity of a dancer..."

Ignoring Jiraiya's self-praise, as the only upstream supplier, Yasuo didn't let Jiraiya be flattened and rounded by himself?

That is to say, Tamm refused to go on a business trip to Mount Miaomu again, otherwise he would get a bonus there if he got his turn.

Speaking of it, Yasuo really didn't expect that in the aesthetic view of the toad, Mr. Tam is actually a beautiful toad that everyone loves.

In the past two years, in the name of maintaining broadband, Yasuo once asked Tam to go on a business trip to Miaomushan Hamoyin for half a month at his own expense.

Of course, maintaining broadband or something is just an excuse.

The most important thing is to let Tamm mix into the enemy in "Legend of Ninja World", use the ID "I'm really not a toad" to make troubles in the Toad Alliance and sow dissension, so as to facilitate the profiteer Huang He to sell arms. Take it all.

Yasuo made a lot of money in that sand city battle.

Unfortunately, since then, Tam has been reluctant to travel to Mt. Miaomu on business.

According to Jiraiya, that guy Tam seems to have owed some huge romantic debt in Mt. Miaomu, and he can never go back.

It is rare to be heroic, and it is the hardest to bear the grace of a beauty, let alone a female clam.

Regarding the fact that his psychic beast is a scum clam, Yasuo can only pretend that he didn't see it.

Anyway, as long as there is no female clam running from Mt. Miaomu to Konoha looking for the heartless clam, Yasuo will not ask too much. After all, this is Tam's private matter.

In fact, Yasuo felt that as long as he didn't have an affair with Immortal Shima, it shouldn't be a big problem, just sit down and solve it, but Tam was very determined and just didn't go back.

Although Yasuo can also force Tamm to go to Mount Miaomu through the power of the system's rules, Yasuo is not a person who likes to be difficult.

"By the way, what wishes did that guy Yahiko make to you?" Yasuo shook his head and asked.

Tam rested his chin with his clam claws, and said: "Well... At that time, Yahiko's first wish was to hope that this elf could bet on his youth and realize his hundred wishes. If he couldn't, he had to fulfill another thousand a wish..."

"How did you answer him?"

"I gave him a clam claw."

"Good job!"

"In short, he finally said three reasonable wishes: build a house with a fireplace, provide endless snacks, and provide the latest entertainment facilities in the Hearthstone Tavern..."

"You helped him realize it?"

"That's not true. The third one can't be done for the time being. The Kingdom of Rain is really hot, and there is no electricity. I had to take some cards to fool that brat..."

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"Boom-boom-boom-"

Just as Tam was reporting to Yasuo, the sound of the earth shaking and the mountains shaking suddenly came from afar.

"Report!"

After a while, a communication ninja with injuries all over his body appeared in Konoha Command.

Before he fell into a coma, he shouted: "Commander-in-Chief Danzo went out to conquer the sand ninja stronghold and won a big victory, but on the way home, he encountered an ambush by iwa ninja. The location was fifteen kilometers ahead. The enemy was numerous and powerful. It is very critical, the boss of the regiment asked the major general to send troops to rescue quickly!"

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I can't blame me for being short. After eating Hunan spicy sausage, I had diarrhea. There is such a spicy food in the world!

The siu mai seriously suspects that ginseng fruit ingredient w(?Д?)w is added in it! !

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