The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 243

"Big wild wooden dog thief, this old man is at odds with you!"

In the Konoha West Front Command Post, Danzo was lying on the treatment bed receiving treatment, cursing constantly.

Tam was wearing a nurse uniform and was rubbing medicinal wine on Danzo.

Danzo looked rather embarrassed. Not only was his army coat torn, but he was also injured in many places.

He bared his teeth and said: "Rebel, I don't think there is anything wrong with Orochimaru? You let him come, this toad still has to cook, the old man is a little hungry."

Glancing at Danzo's protruding fat butt, Yasuo shook his head and said, "Tam should do it, he's a professional at doing this!"

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"Report to Captain Yasuo, Akali's clothes are too small and uncomfortable to wear." Tam held the cotton soaked in medicinal wine, suddenly twisted her almost invisible neck, and raised her hand.

Yasuo was holding a very small dropper, carefully pouring medicine into the oak barrel. Hearing this, he raised his head and said angrily:

"Damn Tam, you shut up, you made my hand shake a bit, and I added half a drop of potion, it's too wasteful, you know!"

"Also, didn't you like to wear dancer's clothes before, so why do you complain about Akali's clothes?"

"It's different!"

Tam shook his head and said: "This dress is not breathable at all, especially the white stockings, there is no breath of freedom!"

"Tam, you're bloated, you used to love white eyes and white silk."

"Is there such a thing? How come I don't know at all?"

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"Okay, okay, you two, stop arguing. Speaking of which, this time it is thanks to you, the traitor, and your psychic beast, otherwise the old man may have to confess."

Danzo stood up, his eyes were full of anger and said: "This time, I underestimated the enemy. I didn't expect that the third generation Tsuchikage would personally set up an ambush for this old man."

"Hey, master, you are a big tree attracting the wind, a big root blowing!"

"Your old man, the name of the Konoha fierce tiger, has already made the enemy extremely afraid, so I tried every means to kill you!"

Yasuo put down the dropper, poured some more water into the wine barrel, then turned his head and said affectionately: "Master, you are naughty again this time, how can you kill the heir alone, you are Konoha's pillar of the sky , there must be no mistakes!"

Danzanghu stared, and said angrily: "I'm angry when I talk about this. Originally, the old man planned to break out together, but the nightmare-eating tapir was injured in the previous battle, so the old man had to run away by himself. At 800 meters, the old man couldn't run anymore, he was anxious and panting, and his head was buzzing and hurting.

The old man wanted to sit down and rest for a while, but who knows, some little cub yelled, "Elder Shimura cut off the back for us, everyone rush, don't disappoint the elder's wishes!" '..."

"In this way, the old man was surrounded by rock ninja. The old man thought about it, let's break the back, at worst, use the ninja-elastic slingshot to get out of the battlefield.

Unexpectedly, Yan Yin and his gang hired a large number of Kong Nin as their help to attack the old man together, and Onoki's old miscellaneous hair could also fly, and together with Kong Nin blocked the way to break through in the air.If it wasn't for you and Toad to rescue from the ground together, the old man would really be unable to fly! "

"Damn Kong Nin!" Yasuo said fiercely: "It seems that it's time for the Uchiha Independence Team to show their swords!"

"That's right, it's not just the airship unit, the old man has a new idea in this battle. When the old man's new ninjutsu is developed, he must personally meet that old bastard Onogi again!"

"Pain pain pain..."

Tam touched the wound on Tuanzang's buttocks with medicine wine and cotton, and the latter immediately covered his buttocks with his teeth bared.

"Toad, be gentle, this old man has just picked up the Dust Escape·Prime Realm Stripping Technique of that old miscellaneous hair of Onoki!"

"Dust Escape: The Art of Peeling the Realm!"

Yasuo was taken aback. In his impression, this trick was developed by the second Tsuchikage Wu at the end of World War I, and then improved and carried forward by the third Tsuchikage Ohnoki.

Dust Dun is the elimination of the blood successor, and its power is astonishing. It is the same as the three generations of Raikage's one-handed hand, and it is the ultimate ultimate move that is rarely cracked.

"Rebel, do you know this ninjutsu? That's what that old miscellaneous hair calls it. It's really a bit powerful."

With a hint of luck in Danzo's eyes, he said: "Thanks to the old man who developed the technique of hip reverse, it is possible to bounce it out. Even the aftermath of this dust escape has even flattened a mountain!"

Staring blankly at Master's slightly swollen buttocks, one second, two seconds...

Three seconds later Yasuo ran aside and started washing his eyes.

Feeling the soreness in his eyes, Yasuo couldn't help feeling,

No loss, it is the first pot in the ninja world, this is too scary, and Uchiha's rebound is nothing more than that, right?

Even stronger than the Uchiha rebound?

There are three known rebound ninjutsu in Naruto World: Shenluo Tianzheng, Water Mirror Jutsu, and Uchiha Rebound.

The destructive power of Shenluo Tianzheng is naturally second to none among the three, but if we only talk about the rebound ability, in fact, it is average. The greater the repulsive power of Shenluo Tianzheng, the wider the range, the more chakra it consumes, and it is easy to be knocked away by the repulsive force .

Mizukage's Mizukage Jutsu can also bounce back the opponent's ninja, creating a clone that is exactly the same as the enemy, and can use the same ninjutsu as the opponent, and the power is the same, and can completely cancel each other out, but it is very difficult to use. Flexible and easily hackable.

Uchiha rebound is the most perfect rebound ninjutsu. Not only has great endurance, it can bounce the released ninjutsu, and the chakra consumption is extremely low. Madara faced many different ninjutsu during the Warring States Period. They all bounced back with this move, many people died under this move, the actual combat is very good.

But compared to the master's hip-and-back technique, these are far behind.

May I ask, in the face of surprise ninjutsu, is it more convenient to take out the Uchiha Uchiha fan, or to twist the buttocks?

Even Uchiha Madara never wears a fan every day, but Commander Danzo wears a butt every day!

Let's judge, let's judge!

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Just when Yasuo marveled at the incomprehension of Master Danzo's trick of "using the way of the other, and giving it back to the other", the door of the treatment room was pushed open.

Shinichi Yamanaka was dressed in a capable suit, holding a microphone in his hand, followed by another Anbe, who carried a camera on his shoulder.

Public opinion is also a part of war, and people's hearts are the golden key to determine the outcome of a war.

Keeping in mind Director Yasuo's teachings, Shinichi Yamanaka scrupulously fulfilled his responsibilities as a war correspondent, and immediately rushed to interview Elder Shimura.

As for why it wasn't Kato Dan who resisted the camera, it was because Director Yasuo gave a death order to Shinichi Yamanaka.

No one can send this young man to the front line until he has finished his tempering. War is too dangerous for such a young man!

The standard for Kato Duan to complete the exercise is naturally that his weight has reached at least 180 catties.

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"Elder Shimura Danzo, oh no, it's Commander Shimura Danzo. This time our army was suddenly ambushed by Tsuchikage's troops. You were so desperate, like a lone hero. After you were killed alone, you wrote a magnificent song on the battlefield. All the ninjas who participated in the battle Everyone admires you to the extreme, what did you think at that time?"

Danzo was already very comfortable facing the camera. It only took a second for the distraught look to disappear suddenly, and then a refined and easy-going elder popped out.

As an old actor who has participated in many movies, Danzo entered the play in a second. His expression was serious with a trace of compassion, and a trace of exhaustion in his stubbornness. Such a complex expression was captured by the camera in good time arrive.

After pondering for a while, Danzo said: "As long as there are flying leaves, there will be fire burning!"

Shinichi Yamanaka commanded the cameraman to go around in a circle, trying to perfectly reproduce the holy image of Marshal Danzo to the Konoha audience.

"However, what is more selfless than leaves and fire is the root of the leaves."

"The roots, buried deep in the soil, feed on darkness and filth, but support the leaves to fly. It can be said that what they eat is grass and what they squeeze out is milk!"

"Only with huge roots can there be lush leaves!"

"As for the beautiful words, the old man is clumsy, not good at words, and he is not very good at saying what he has and what he doesn't."

"This old man is a man of action, he can only do things, he can't talk! It was like this in the Land of Thunder 20 years ago, and it's the same in the Land of Rain today!"

"Regardless of whether the opponent is Raikage or Tukage, in order to protect the young people in the village, this old man is duty-bound!"

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

Shinichi Yamanaka and the video camera brother clapped desperately, and were so moved. After a while, Shinichi Yamanaka asked again:

"In the previous interview, we heard that you, commander-in-chief, carried Tsuchikage and other masters with your own strength, even leveled the mountains with a single ninjutsu, and even retreated in the end. This seems to be your teacher. , a feat that even the Second Hokage failed to achieve!"

"First of all, you said that I surpassed Teacher Token, this old man disagrees, I just stood on the shoulders of my predecessors and made a small contribution.

As for the old man being able to get out of trouble, this has something to do with my incompetent disciple. You may not know that the old man has a disciple who entered the room. Today, I will take this opportunity to introduce to you..."

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(End of this chapter)