The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 252 Yasuo preaches (1)

Somewhere in the South China Sea of ​​Ninja World, a vast thick fog persists all year round, showing a mysterious color.

If one is lucky enough to be able to see through the layers of dense fog, one will find that in the thick fog, there is an island that is slightly smaller than the country of the vortex, lush and full of vitality.

The island is divided into two parts, the north and the south, separated by thorny jungles that are difficult for humans and animals to cross.

There are swimming pools, beaches, bookstores, and casinos in the south of the island. It is a corrupt place for someone and his friends to spend their summer vacation.

The fog in the northern part of the island is thicker, and among the dense old trees, there are occasionally a few buildings, which also look like they have a strict law, and they look like a fairyland.

At this time, in a deep cave in the northern part of the island, a tall and fat man was lazily lying on a straw mat.

There is a large pile of watermelons beside him, the melons are plump.

From time to time, the fat man stretched out his big palm-like hand, picked up a watermelon, and threw it into his mouth like eating a jujube.

The shark-like sharp teeth "click, click" chewed, and then spit out the melon rind and seeds, which were scattered everywhere.

"Boom-thump-thump-"

Suddenly, a melodious bell sounded, and the lazy look on the fat man's face suddenly changed, and he counted the bells solemnly.

The bell stopped ringing on the seventh count.

"What a hassle!"

The fat man frowned, straightened up like a carp, and stood up gracefully, with surprisingly quick movements.

"Old man, let's go."

The fat man twisted his neck, moved his hands and feet, and then picked up the big knife at the side and walked towards the direction of the bell.

"Three long and four short bells... Is there a newcomer? It's interesting—oh!"

"Who has no sense of public morality and lost melon skin!"

The fat man fell to the ground and roared angrily.

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Holding his buttocks, the fat man walked through a large forest and melon fields, and came to a shrine, or a building that looked like a gymnasium.

In short, apart from enshrining unidentified statues of gods, there are also burning fragrances everywhere, ancient trees are emerald, cigarettes are lingering, and the environment is secluded, which makes people feel a sense of tranquility involuntarily.

In the inner courtyard of the gymnasium, four men in green tights sat on the ground in front of the tall god statue.

Among them are three people, all of which are known to Xiguashan puffer ghosts. They are the so-called "dao friends" they belong to, and they belong to the guys that they can't understand at all.

They closed their eyes and meditated while muttering words to themselves.

And the other blue-haired man looked haggard and white as paper, as if he was about to burp at any time.

He was leaning against the pillar like a dead dog, looking at the slightly ill-fitting green tights with complicated eyes, and pulling it with his hands from time to time, as if he wanted to break free from some terrible shackles.

However, every time he wants to make a move, the blue-haired man's face will show a tangled look, and after hesitating for a while, he will let go of his hand dejectedly.

"Poor little guy, sooner or later he will go crazy!"

The fat man curled his lips, then dragged a big knife, limped into the inner court, found an unowned futon, sat on it, and followed the few people in front of him to read the Heart Sutra in a low voice.

"What joy is there in life, and what pain in death?

Eliminate evil for good, only youth.

Joy and sorrow, all belong to Hapi.

Everything is for the people, not selfishness.

Pity me the world, there are so many sorrows!

Sprinkle your sweat and bet on your youth,

Bloody duel, feel happy! "

"..."

After reading the scriptures eight or nine times, the first person opened his eyes, and the bright light in the emerald green pupils flashed away.

As if feeling something in his heart, another man beside him also opened his eyes and said: "Congratulations Jiaosang, congratulations Jiaosang, your true immortal technique has gone a step further!"

The leading man was Jiaodu, he shook his hand and said, "Small progress is nothing to worry about. Cultivation is a matter of blessing to the soul. As long as you sincerely study the "Happi Sutra" every day, you will also be able to gain some insights. "

After a pause, Jiaodu turned his head to look behind him, frowned and said, "Junior Brother Watermelon, you have joined the religion for some time, right? Do you know why you haven't been approved by the Watermelon Immortal and become a true disciple?"

The fat man carrying the big sword shark muscle is one of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Land of Rain who was easily captured by Shimura Danzo and Sarutobi Hiru many years ago, the Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost.

After becoming a prisoner of Konoha, for some unknown reason, the sword muscle of the Xiguashan blowfish ghost was not channeled back by the ghost lamp clan.

As the person who is best at making use of shark muscles, Xiguashan puffer ghost has always dreamed of being reused by others.

But this wait is ten years.

After being imprisoned in Konoha's dark dungeon for ten years, until a year and a half ago, by chance, the Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost came to this mysterious island.

Escaping the excitement of being born...

Confused on a strange island...

resist...

suppressed...

Resist...

Repressed again...

Going to the back, becoming a teacher, cultivating, cultivating calmness...

Shaking his head and not thinking about the painful past, Xiguashan puffer ghost hurriedly sat upright, bowed towards the corner, and said:

"Eldest brother, I was late, but there is a reason for it. Someone threw melon skins on the road, and I fell down, junior brother."

As he said that, Xiguashan Puffer Ghost also pointed to the scratches on his face, as if confirming his words.

"wrong!"

Jiao Du shook his head and said, "Not only that, you still haven't discovered your biggest mistake!"

"The biggest mistake?" The Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost scratched his head.

"Junior Brother Watermelon, you are so stupid!"

At this time, a red-haired young man sitting in the back row with Xiguashan puffer ghost patted his head and said:

"The key to youthful practice, the green tights!"

"I see!"

The Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost pretended to be enlightened, bowed his head and said, "How could I forget such an important thing? Sure enough, my youth is not hot enough!"

As he said that, he immediately took off the blouse on his body, revealing the brown-black chest hair.

Then, the Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost took out a set of large green tights from the sealing scroll, and hurriedly put it on.

"Sure enough, green is the color of environmental protection, and it is the only way to get close to nature!"

He said so, but when the watermelon mountain puffer ghost lowered his head, he couldn't hide the disdain on his face anymore...

"Youth? Happy? Pooh!"

The Watermelon Mountain Puffer Ghost couldn't help but think in his heart: "If it wasn't for gaining strength, I wouldn't have engaged in such silly tricks, but for the sake of that strange psychic beast, let's endure a little longer!"

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In the apse not far away, Yasuo, who was taking a break from his busy schedule, was kneeling on the two sides of the short table with Tam, drinking tea calmly.

Tam suddenly frowned and said, "Captain Yasuo, this guy seems very unreliable?"

Yasuo took a sip of tea and said, "Looks like paranoid or something, it's easier to reform, Er Wuzi is really hopeless!

I'm still too impatient... Sure enough, the cute dried persimmon ghost is more suitable for our organization..."

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