The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 289 A Woman's Mind Is Hard to Guess

Yasuo really never thought that in the Naruto world, he could actually see a woman who looks like Katerina, and what was even more shocking was that she was actually the object of his master's twilight love.

We must save this poor girl!

Throughout the afternoon, Yasuo tried his best to present the image of a rude and rude man.

Although Danzo told Chiyo that his identity was a businessman, no one stipulated that a businessman cannot be a reckless man.

After all, he is also a man who has made several movies. Although his acting skills may not be very good, it should not be a problem to fool the country girl.

Watching the afterglow of the setting sun rippling in the sky, Yasuo planned to quickly end this tormented conversation with a gesture of cutting through the mess.

Yasuo tapped the Coke goblet with a spoon, pondered his words, and said:

"Miss Qianqian, it's a pity that I'm just a rough old man, how rough I am, I'll scare you to death if I say it.

I didn’t tell you on the Internet before, I only said that I am a businessman. In fact, I am a businessman who sells pigs. Occasionally, I will kill pigs myself.

Have you ever seen a pig slaughtered, the hand raised the knife, the white knife went in and the red knife came out, a big fat pig died screaming, blood splashed all over the place, can you imagine that scene?

I could swear to God, it was a horrible scene, but I enjoyed it so much, would you be scared by me? "

Yasuo searched his brains, looking for some rude and bloody words to organize the words, and at the same time he sneaked a glance at the red-haired girl out of the corner of his eye.

I saw a "painful expression.jpg" on the face of the red-haired girl.

"Eh? Miss Qianqian, aren't you afraid of this?"

Yasuo blinked his eyes, making sure that the corner of the red-haired girl's mouth was indeed smiling with great interest, but in the next second, the smile quickly retracted, turning into a slightly fearful expression.

"Oh, Lun, this is really scary." The red-haired girl patted her chest and said.

"You still ask me to hide, whether it's Galen or Yellow Crane, these are my aliases when I do business." Yasuo decided not to let the elder brother of Demacia take the blame.

The red-haired girl nodded: "Well, Zangzang, this name is more fluent."

"It doesn't matter what the name is."

Yasuo interrupted her rudely, and said with hope on his face, "Anyway, now that you know my identity, do you still want to contact me in the future?"

Dislike me, hate me, and block me forever!

Yasuo prayed silently in his heart, a big stupid man full of vulgar language, no girl would be tempted by him.

However, contrary to Yasuo's assumption, the red-haired girl did not show any negative feelings, but nodded and said: "Of course, people just like you who are so straightforward and real!"

The red-haired girl thought for a while, and then said: "If you want to, can you teach me how to kill a pig? If we can complete a work together, it would be very romantic..."

Yasuo: Σ(°△°|||)︴

"Pigs are so cute, why did you kill them?"

"As long as you like hiding, you can kill anything..."

Yasuo: "╰(*°▽°*)╯"

"Boss, I want to pay the bill!"

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When Yasuo returned to the Konoha garrison headquarters, he was in a dazed state, and Yasuo didn't even notice that the ninja on duty saluted him.

Under the bright and bright moonlight, the world view established by Yasuo II collapsed.

"Zi-Zi-Zi-Zi-"

At this time, Yasuo's cell phone rang.

"Hey, Master, I'll report to you right away."

"Who is your master, dead ghost Yasuo, can you check the number first when you answer the phone!"

Hearing the anger coming from the phone, Yasuo didn't need to look to know that he had done something wrong.

"Oh, it's Tsunade, what's the matter? International phone calls are very expensive."

"Damn Yasuo, I got angry when I said it. Originally, Kaduo promised to give me a few Blackwater mobile phone credit cards, but this guy actually ran to the Land of Wind with you. He really broke his promise!"

"Oh?"

Yasuo raised his brows and said in a deep voice: "This is indeed a very serious incident. I went to deduct more than half a month's salary from the card later, and dared to give away the company's property in private. What a dog who eats inside and outside."

After reassuring Tsunade, Yasuo asked again: "So... why did you call me late at night?"

Although Yasuo doesn't know the principle, there is no time difference in the ninja world. He has tested it several times, and the time in Hidden Sand Village and Konoha is basically the same.

"This one……"

The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly became shy: "I heard...the wedding of Brother Shuomao and Sister Yizi is under preparation..."

"Oh, I know that, I will come back when the time comes, and I will pack a big red envelope." Yasuo said indifferently.

"Didn't I mean this... Yasuo, brother Shuo Mao...were you born on the same day?"

"Indeed, biologically, he is not my elder brother at all, he is probably just a younger brother." Yasuo said affirmatively.

"I mean, oh no, it's Aunt Keiko who means, since you were born together, shouldn't you also get married together..."

"What's the point of this?"

Yasuo frowned, and replied: "We both graduated on the same day, why did we get married on the same day, and don't talk about the marriage of close relatives and the issue of male plus male, if I marry Sakumo, what will Yiko do?"

"Yasuo, you..."

An exasperated voice came from the phone: "Yasuo, you bastard, I don't want to hear your voice again! Beep-beep-beep-"

Yasuo hung up the phone with a puzzled look on his face.

What a vexatious woman!

Yasuo had already discovered that Tsunade was a rotten girl, and she found many strange scripts that were circulated in the Uzumaki Kingdom from Yiko.

It's the kind of domineering president series, very horrifying.

It's just that she didn't expect her to have such a terrifying side, to have such terrifying thoughts.

Yasuo felt a chill, and tightened his robe.

Hey, forget it, there's no need to be so angry.

After all, Jiraiya is also teaching apprentices in the Land of Rain now, and he has become a half-missing person. Orochimaru has been staying in the laboratory all year round without seeing anyone, but Tsunade does have fluctuations in his heart?

Yasuo remembered that Tsunade Hara had a relationship with the short-lived ghost Katobu at this time.

I didn't expect that I saved Kato Dan, but let Tsunade become a rotten girl, what a sin.

It seems that it is really impossible for me to stay away from those three uneasy guys.

Tsunade is like this, what about Orochimaru?

Without his own supervision, wouldn't Orochimaru, who had managed to grow up healthily, be blackened again?

Do you rely on Sarutobi's Chicken Soup for the Soul?This is too unreliable.

Shaking his head, Yasuo walked towards the master's office.

Suddenly he stopped and took out his phone again.

After dialing Tsunade's number back, a cheerful voice came from the phone.

"Hey, Yasuo? You were joking just now, right? Are you apologizing now? Hehe, I forgive you, come on."

"Um...I want to ask you a question..."

"I would like to..."

Yasuo: "???"

"Are you willing to fall in love with a rude pig killer?"

Tsunade:"???"

"You called back just to ask me this question?"

"Yeah, it's really hard to guess what a girl's mind is. I want to ask you for advice. Will an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl fall in love with a vulgar pig-killer?"

"Are you studying another girl's mind?" The voice on the phone gradually became dangerous.

Yasuo asked strangely: "Another girl? I haven't studied other girls, but her?"

"Yasuo! Bastard! Go to hell! Don't let me see you again! Get out! Get out!"

"Crack! Beep-beep-beep-"

Amid Yasuo's bewildered expression, a busy tone came from the phone with the sound of objects breaking.

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(End of this chapter)