The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 290 Carter's Portrait

Of course Yasuo didn't dare to tell Danzo that he tried everything he could to not screw up his Twilight Love in this netizen meeting.

Danzo's current fist cannot be described as big as a bowl. This iron fist of justice is at least as big as a pot.

If you eat one, you will either die or be disabled, which is quite terrifying.

For the sake of his own life, Yasuo told Danzo that, through his skillful tongue, the image of "Tibetan" was successfully charmed + Max in front of Ms. Qianqian.

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"What does Qianqian look like?" Danzo asked what he cared about most.

Although you can upload your own photos on QQ, the ninja world is not a society ruled by law, and it is possible to repair anything at home. Most people choose not to upload their real appearance.

"Miss Qianqian looks like... this... psychic art!"

Yasuo's skillful seal, psychic out the almighty Tam.

"Why are you wearing this kind of clothes again!"

Yasuo clutched his forehead, ordered Tam to take off the dancer's skirt, and whispered something in its ear.

Tam made an O**K gesture with her clam claws, then opened her mouth wide, spitting out a sketch pen and drawing paper.

brush!brush!brush!

Spread the drawing paper on the ground, and with a few strokes, Tam drew the portrait of his old friend Katerina, then took out the palette, and carefully colored the picture.

Yaso put his chin in his hand to observe, although compared with the real person and the portrait, the eyebrows are a little less wild and rebellious, and a little more mature, but basically there is not much difference.

Turning his head to explain to the master, he saw that Danzo had already been drooling, lying on the ground, carefully watching Tam's paintings.

Due to the size of the body, it is actually difficult for Danzo to make the action of "squatting".

Because once Elder Shimura's abdomen touches the ground, it will be difficult for his limbs to touch the ground.

Specifically, it is a bit like a bastard who turned over.

However, these difficulties did not stop the great Elder Shimura at all, because he had the foresight to learn soft body art.

With both the might of a turtle and the flexibility of a snake, how can such a body not make the enemy fearful!

All in all, in an extremely weird posture, Danzo rotated his body and looked back and forth at Katerina's portrait several times.

Young, beautiful, and full of wild charm!

Such a girl is obviously full of lethal power to the elderly fat house.

Carefully putting away the portrait, Danzo ran back to the house.

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It wasn't until dinner time that Danzo dragged his tired body and appeared in the small restaurant dedicated to leaders.

I don't know what happened, Elder Danzang is rare today, and his appetite is only half of his usual.

After swallowing the eighth pair of pork knuckles, Danzo put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said sadly: "Shen Yi, what price do you think you will have to pay to learn the secret technique of your Zhuludie family?"

Yamanaka Shinichi, who was secretly pulling the pork knuckle that Elder Danzo didn't touch by accident, was taken aback when he heard the words, and a vigilant look appeared on Tuanzang's face.

"Elder Danzo, this is not a problem that can be solved with money. Mystery is more important than life and honor to our family..."

"I know, I just asked this question, there is no other meaning. Hey! It would be great if I could learn the butterfly transformation technique of Qiu Dao School..."

Danzo's spirits faded, he stared blankly at the empty bowl, sighed, and his will was a little depressed.

"Master, I think your idea is wrong!"

Yasuo couldn't stand the low pressure, and said, "You are a physical master who can develop hip escape, there is no reason to be inferior to the ancestors of the Qiudao clan, you will definitely be able to develop your own calorie-burning technique!"

Danzang's eyes lit up, and he said, "What you say, traitor, makes sense!"

Danzo regained his confidence and regained his vitality.

"Converting fat into chakra, what a superficial ninjutsu, I not only want to turn fat into chakra, but also super double it!"

Saying so, Danzo looked at the plate in front of him, and threw the last pig's trotter into his mouth...

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Days passed, Yasuo didn't know the exact year, but four-fifths of the pigs brought to Hidden Sand Village had been eaten.

This is bad news. In order to protect the combat effectiveness of Konoha Ninja, Danzo sent three electricity calls a day, urging the village to send reinforcements as soon as possible.

Although Danzo is busy with business and spends a lot of time on the Internet, he still finds time to develop ninjutsu.

But these have nothing to do with Yasuo, his main job is to hang out with the fat little Luosha.

The eight-year-old Luo Sha has already learned how to refine chakra. Although there is no special ninja school in Sha Yin Village, there are similar training institutions.

Originally, Yasuo planned to teach Luo Sha a few ninjutsu moves, but after much deliberation, it seemed to him that in the real sense, the only ninjutsu performed through the knot seal was a psychic technique.

It's too early to teach Luo Sha this, so Yasuo had to take him around.

Those who have experience in raising children must know that as long as you have a mobile phone, it will become like this with your child...

"Luo Sha, didn't I tell you that you can only play for an hour, it's been an hour and a half, you should go home."

"Uncle Yasuo, I want to play with my phone for another half an hour, is that okay?"

Compared with Gaara, Luo Sha is basically carved out of the same mold except for the lack of dark circles.

From Gaara, we can see that the appearance of this family is pretty good when they are young, but they will become greasy when they grow up.

At this time, the cute Luo Sha is begging for mercy like a little milk dog (pig), and of course Yasuo can only...

Slap him on the face!

"Little Fatty, hurry up and go home, it's not good for children to play with their mobile phones often!" Yasuo said coldly and mercilessly.

Luo Sha was crying, and took out a handkerchief to wipe away her tears: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rankings!"

"Huh? This is..."

Yasuo frowned, picking up a small golden grain of gravel from the ground.

If you read it correctly, it fell out of Luo Sha's pocket just now.

"Little Fatty, where did you get this kind of sand?"

Yasuo took out the magnifying glass, carefully examined the composition of the gravel, and asked with bright eyes.

"Uncle Yasuo, do you mean this kind of sand?"

Luo Sha took out a handful of not-so-pure placer gold from his pocket, and said, "These sands are very annoying. Recently, they always get into my clothes for no reason. It's very uncomfortable."

"Little Fatty, oh no, Luo Sha, my beloved apprentice, as long as you bring such a handful of sand every day, you can play with your phone for an extra hour. What do you think of this deal?"

Yasuo showed Grandma Wolf's smile, showing eight teeth, and said to Luo Sha.

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(End of this chapter)