The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 426 Uchiha Madara's Request

"A bunch of quack doctors, idiots who kill pigs!" A long-toothed old man left Muye Hospital cursing.

The heart-wrenching pain of stepping, the old man who walked with a limp, couldn't help feeling like this again in his heart:

"Sure enough, such Konoha should be destroyed sooner!"

"Grumble-"

The stomach suddenly rang, and Uchiha Madara looked at the sky, and decided to find a hotel to stay in first, then eat something, and then went down to the hospital to pull a banner.

Speaking of which, I have come to Konoha countless times, but Uchiha Madara is still a little strange to Konoha today.

Looking at the row upon row of high-rise buildings, although such Konoha is a bit of an eyesore, there are still some merits.

At least Uchiha Madara found a Blackwater Hotel easily.

"Hi sir, do you want to stay?"

"Yes, I want a private room."

"Okay, sir, please register your name."

"Mr. Tanuki."

"Okay, Mr. Awesome, your room is 233."

……

After finding a residence under a pseudonym, Uchiha Madara found another "Black Arch" fried chicken restaurant and ordered a big meal.

The Land of Thunder is the second wealthiest country in the ninja world, and now that Hei Ze is the emperor there, Uchiha Madara's pocketbook is still very full.

"That's the embodiment of my will, and I can't waste its money-making talent!"

Thinking so, Uchiha Madara started eating.

The long front teeth are very suitable for eating chicken, and can easily pick out the most delicious shredded meat from the gaps in the bones.

After eating the tenth chicken wing, Madara Uchiha burped comfortably.

"As expected of the cells of Hashirama and the old man, the teeth grown together are really useful."

Speaking of teeth, Uchiha Madara suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Why did I forget that genius doctor!"

This is really guarding Jinshan to beg for food, and it becomes dark under the lamp.

Uchiha Madara settled the bill in a hurry, the ninja was in pain, and hurried to the alley in his memory.

The nameless alley is still very dilapidated, with the capitalized "demolition" everywhere, Uchiha Madara found his destination easily.

A clinic converted from dried pork jerky.

"Boom-boom-boom-"

Uchiha Madara knocked on the wooden door.

A short dwarf "Zhi Ya" opened the wooden door.

"boom!"

The dwarf closed the wooden door with lightning speed, and then ran up to the second floor.

Kado will not forget the old man with such long teeth. This guy is a patient who came to the clinic before, so he can't be wrong.

"It's not good, Boss Yasuo, a patient has come to settle accounts with you!"

Kado pushed away from Yasuo's office, panting, "I said a long time ago that we are already rich, so there is no need for us to practice illegal medicine!"

"The frizzy ones really don't make progress! How many times have I told you that I will be called Sawyer expert, or Dr. Sawyer, and you are not Kado, but assistant physician Doka!"

Yasuo stretched himself lying on the swivel chair behind the desk, and said with a displeased face:

"You, the One Piece, murder and set fires, drug trafficking and human trafficking, who do all kinds of evil, are you afraid of practicing medicine illegally?

Also, who told you I was practicing medicine illegally? "

Yasuo opened the drawer indifferently, and took out a thick stack of documents from it.

"Certificate of Dental Practitioner."

"Ophthalmology Practitioner Certificate."

"Orthopedic Practicing Physician Certificate."

"Certificate of practicing physician in anorectal department."

"Obstetrics and Gynecology Practicing Physician Certificate."

"Veterinary Practitioner Certificate."

"Certificate of Practicing Physician in Dermatology and Venereology Department."

"..."

Kado stared at the fake certificates in a daze.

These certificates not only bear the seal of the Konoha Medical Department, but also the endorsement of the Konoha Police Department.

"Boss, oh no, DR. Sawyer, I didn't expect you to be so versatile!"

"Of course, now you can bring patients in."

Yasuo sat up, took out a blood-stained white coat from under the table, and put it on.

……

"God doctor save me! God doctor save me!"

Contrary to Kado's expectations, the long-toothed old man did not come to settle accounts with Yasuo, a quack doctor.

Not only is it not settling accounts, but it seems that he is about to come to see a doctor again.

Now Kado put his mind at ease, put on a hospitable smile, and began to serve the patients.

"You are?" Yasuo sat behind the desk like a dog, slightly raised his eyelids.

"I'm a beaver, you treated my teeth last time!"

Uchiha Madara introduced himself with excitement, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with the other party forgetting himself.

That's a genius doctor. Naturally, there are so many patients and overcrowded. It's normal that you can't remember your name.

Speaking of it, Uchiha Madara feels that he is really lucky, and he happens to not have to queue up every time he comes. It seems that he is indeed the child of destiny.

"Oh, so what's wrong with you this time?"

Yasuo took a pen and began to record in the medical record.

"Look!"

Uchiha Madara stood up suddenly, and then took off his pants.

"Eyes! My eyes!"

Yasuo quickly protected his dog's eyes and yelled, "What are you doing, put on your pants quickly."

Madara Uchiha scratched his head, put on his pants and said, "Shouldn't it be better not to keep taboo about diseases? I'm so swollen!"

"Swollen? Where is it swollen? Isn't it a normal size?" Yasuo and Kadoziqi asked with a frown.

Uchiha Madara shook his head and said: "No, no, it's completely swollen, it's a lot bigger!"

"Oh……"

Yasuo and Kado looked at each other, and then both looked at Madara Uchiha with sympathetic eyes.

Yasuo said in a deep voice: "Then, is your purpose to reduce the swelling?"

"That's right! That's right!"

Uchiha Madara said excitedly: "You mean, don't you need to cut it off? Do you want to take a closer look?"

With that said, Uchiha Madara stood up again, trying to take off his pants.

"No no no!"

Yasuo quickly stopped him, and said, "It's okay, I'm a Chinese medicine doctor, so I don't need to look at your thing, forget it, you don't understand even after talking about it, just stretch out your wrist!"

Yasuo clasped Uchiha Madara's old and shriveled wrist, pretentiously took the pulse for a long time, and then said leisurely: "The cause has been found, you are swollen due to excess fire!"

"Yes, yes, yes, I was electrocuted. Naturally, I was on fire. As expected of a genius doctor, I know it without looking!" Uchiha Madara said with a thumbs up.

"It's not a big problem, it can be cured." Yasuo said while recording in the medical record.

"Then it doesn't need to be removed?" Uchiha Madara held Yasuo's hand excitedly, "Then, the genius doctor, can you give me... implant that big red tooth again like the root canal treatment for the tooth last time?" Where's the stick?"

Yasuo: "Σ(っ°Д°;)っ"

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