The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 427 Terrible Prescription (Owing 1 Chapter)

"For things like implantation surgery, let's take it easy..."

Yasuo picked up a handkerchief and wiped his forehead: "Let's take conservative treatment first, and use medicine to treat it."

"That's it..." Uchiha Madara showed a disappointed look on his face, "Well, at least it's much better than the excision plan of those quack doctors at Konoha Hospital."

"In that case..."

Yasuo spread his hand, Uchiha Madara understandingly placed a wad of banknotes, all of which were foreign exchange from the Land of Thunder.

Following a burst of heart-piercing pain, Uchiha Madara's forehead broke out in cold sweat, and he said hastily: "Then, please ask the divine doctor, please quickly prescribe me a prescription, I'm in pain again."

"Good talk!"

After counting the foreign currency, Yasuo showed a satisfied look with the calculator.

Then, he began to write a bible in the medical record.

Uchiha Madara stretched his neck to look at it, but he didn't understand the flamboyant words at all.

"Genius doctor, are you prescribing medicine for reducing fire?"

Because Yasuo said before that he was too hot, Madara Uchiha guessed that he should reduce his fire. Maybe a Coke set meal would be a good choice.

"No!"

Yasuo also kept writing, shaking his head and shaking his head, saying: "It's a quack doctor's practice to lower the fire. The way of heaven damages more than enough and makes up for it. As long as you add another fire, you can use the way of heaven to damage it. Naturally, the false fire will drop and make up for the deficiency." .”

Uchiha Madara was stunned, he couldn't understand Yasuo's medical theory at all.

But it sounds really reasonable, especially the phrase "the way of heaven damages more than makes up for it", no matter how it sounds, it is very compelling!

"As expected of a miracle doctor!" Uchiha Madara was even more convinced of Yasuo.

"Swish Swish Swish—"

Yasuo opened the prescription, handed it to Kaduo who was wearing a nurse's uniform, and said, "Go to the third store in the east of Tianshui Lane to get the medicine."

"Yes, Dr. Sawyer." Cardo bowed and stepped back.

"Tianshui Lane is also an old alley. I didn't expect that now that there is a big drug store, things in the world are always changing so quickly."

Uchiha Madara showed a look of nostalgia, remembering the bits and pieces of 50 years ago.

Tianshui Lane was established when Konoha was founded. It was originally a small alley selling sweet water.

At that time, Hashirama always used the wooden doll to stay in the Hokage Building, and the main body slipped out to eat sweet water with him.

What a distant memory!

Madara Uchiha shook his head, and stopped thinking about those old things. Anyway, Tianshui Lane has already sold medicinal materials, and maybe they were all bought by Nara's family, so there is nothing to remember.

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at the same time.

Holding the prescription, Kado walked through two corners and alleys with two bowed legs, and found his destination - Tianshui Lane.

"Brother, do you want some sweet water? The coquettish one?"

"A century-old store, sweeter than first love, not sweet and no money!"

"Brother, our roasted pig restaurant is a chain store of Heishui Catering. The materials are exquisite and the taste is authentic. Would you like to try a pig's foot!"

Listening to the cries of various shop assistants in the alley, Kado frowned.

This Tianshui Lane is obviously a food street. Is there a pharmacy in this kind of place?

With doubts, Kaduo came to the door of the third shop in Dongtou.

"Internet celebrity shop - Devil Pepper Workshop."

The big red characters on the signboard are very eye-catching, and a bright red pepper and skull are painted on the side, giving people a daunting feeling.

"Is this a pharmacy?"

Kado stopped in his tracks, his face full of suspicion.

He took out his mobile phone, opened the Konoha Forum, and began to search for the name of this shop.

Kaduo knew about the online celebrity shop, which is the kind of shop that is very famous in the forum, so he planned to read the reviews first.

Sure enough, the moment he pressed search, a boutique post popped up.

"Authentic Sahid devil chili, super spicy and spicy, a special product of Sahid, definitely strong enough!"

"We promise that 3 pieces of dry chews will be free, and 6 pieces will be rewarded with 2500 taels!"

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Looking at the merchant's introduction, Kaduo had a bad feeling, so he hurried to read the buyer's comments again.

The first comment has hundreds of likes, and it was about half a year ago.

"I am the thinnest in my family User Comments: Today I saw such an overreaching store on the Internet, I think it's time to teach these merchants who pursue excellence and eyeballs a lesson.

As a member of the Qiudao family, I'm not bragging, eating 6 peppers can get money, I can eat until this store goes bankrupt! "

"I was the thinnest user at home and tied after 11 days: I really don't want to say anything more. After eating more than a dozen peppers, I went to the hospital for gastric lavage and went to the toilet halfway. You can't imagine what happened next. My place seems to have Tens of thousands of ants and ants are crawling, my brother wants to prevent me from grabbing my hand, and only my mother will sell it!!! I will remember this point, and wait for the subpoena from the Konoha Court!"

The picture card is very familiar, it is the emergency room of Konoha Hospital.

I saw a dying fat man lying on a blue hospital bed in the emergency room, and a nurse was pressing his chest.

Next to him was a fat man of the same size, happily taking pictures with his mobile phone.

Later, the store replied: "Dear customer and friend, congratulations on breaking the record of Sand Hidden Village. Chiyo, the spicy food queen of Sand Hidden Village, can only eat ten at a time. Relevant bonuses will be provided in time."

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Subsequent comments are largely similar.

Some people doubted their lives after eating chili peppers, some fainted on the spot after eating chili peppers, some forgot to wash their hands before going to the toilet after cutting chili peppers, and regretted for life, and some bought them home to coax their parents to take them, and successfully got into a wheelchair...

There was even a guy whose comment of the day was:

"Anonymous user comment: Haha, I finally graduated and is a real ninja!

I anonymously bought a copy as a gift for the nosy dean Yuichi Shimura. "

"Anonymous user commented after 3 days: The dean has entered the emergency room, and may not survive... It is said that the police force has filed a case... The doctor said it is very serious and may die... I am so scared..."

"Uzhi Glass user commented after 7 days: out of danger, great, but it seems to be still under investigation."

"Uchiha Ri user commented after 55 days: The French Open has resumed, and it is not neglected. After paying 16 taels, I finally don't have to go to jail... Fortunately, Brother Fuyue lent me money... I really don't dare to do it next time..."

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Kaduo finished reading the comments with a dazed expression. In short, they were all bad reviews. However, the screen was full of bad reviews, and the popularity of this store was getting higher and higher.

Subconsciously, Kado refreshed the page again, and a new comment appeared.

"Great root user comment: My nephew Shimura Yuichi has some problems because of the food in this shop, I think it is due to his lack of personal practice.

In order to set the record straight, I will post a live broadcast of eating chili here, and I will eat [-]% of the amount of chili in each meal. Welcome all veterans to pay attention! "

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(End of this chapter)