The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 462 Rebels, all of them are rebels! (5000-word chapter, owed 13 more)

"Sima Zang", this is a name that has been almost dusted.

Obito also learned the name by chance from a retired member of the police force.

It is said that the old man Sima Zang was originally a spy lurking abroad. Although he was unknown, he actually made countless major contributions to Konoha.

It is precisely because of such achievements that Elder Shimura became sworn brothers of the opposite sex with him, and once entrusted him with all the work of Anbe.

Not only that, but it is said that this strong man has quite a relationship with the Uchiha clan, and left a strong mark in the Uchiha clan.

However, when Obito wanted to inquire further about Uncle Sima Zang's deeds, the old policeman showed a secretive look and turned silent.

But now, according to Obito's analysis, the fat old man in front of him is probably the legendary old Sima Zang.

But facing Obito's adoring eyes, Uchiha Madara looked blank.

"Sima Cang? What is that? Does Konoha have a Sima family?"

"Of course, Master Yasuo of the Independent Commission Against Corruption is known as Little Sima!"

Thanks to the absence of a computer, Obito can only pass the time with Konoha Evening News every night, so he is naturally familiar with some of Konoha's new organizations.

"Are you really as old as Hokage?"

"It's absolutely true, in fact, that guy Sarutobi wants to call me elder!"

"Then you are Uncle Sima Zang!"

"But you said Sima Zang is Danzang's younger brother!?"

"They talk about each other!"

……

Although Uchiha Madara denied it repeatedly, Obito became more and more convinced that the grandfather he met was the legendary ninja-Sima Zang.

As for why old man Sima Zang wanted to hide his identity, that's easy to understand.

Uncle Sima Zang has faded out of Konoha for many years, and many people thought he had passed away.

But Obitu went to check it out, and his name was not on the memorial tablet.

Then there is only one possibility, Obito firmly believes that old man Sima Zang must have returned to his old profession, continue to lurk in the shadows, guarding Konoha.

Showing a look that I understand you, Obito followed behind Uchiha Madara with a look of excitement.

Grandpa, this is a grandpa that only appears in novels, I must hold his thigh tightly.

Although Obito before the blackening had a pure and kind personality, and a little bit of irony, it didn't mean that he didn't want to become stronger, and he didn't want to have adventures.

He is about to enter the ninja school soon, and Obito actually has no idea.

The Uchiha clan is a ninja family, and Obito's mother even has a single Gouyu Sharingan.

Therefore, Obito has received basic ninjutsu training since he can remember.

The results were far from ideal.

According to the family instructor, Obito has no outstanding talents at all, and becoming a Chunin with smooth sailing is probably his best destination.

Obito also knows that he is not a genius.

A real genius, such as the young patriarch of the Uchiha clan, Obito knew that when the patriarch Fuyue was his age, he had already opened Sharingan!

"Genius, what a nasty creature!"

Looking at Madara's hunchbacked figure, Obito slowly clenched his small fists, "If I can get Master Sima Zang's guidance, as long as I keep working hard, I will definitely be able to surpass these so-called geniuses and become Hokage!"

"Boy, what are you muttering about? Hurry up and follow me, my stomach is growling!"

"Yes, Sima Zang, oh no, Uncle Beaver!"

Under the night, the old and the young walked slowly towards the wedding banquet.

……

"stop!"

A Uchiha tribe wearing a fan vest stopped Uchiha Madara's way, and said politely: "Old man, please show the invitation card."

"Emm..." Madara frowned.

Although I have been to Konoha several times, to be honest, this is the first time I have come into contact with my own people.

After all, when he betrayed Konoha as the patriarch, Madara was really disappointed that such a big Uchiha didn't follow him alone.

With a cold heart, naturally I don't want to see you again, so even if I come to Konoha to treat teeth and other organs, Madara tries to avoid contact with Uchiha as much as possible.

Today, I was just hungry, so I came here following the smell of meat.

At this time, Obito stepped forward and said: "Uncles, this old gentleman is a high-ranking member of Konoha, and the patriarch must have invited him."

"Hey, it's Obito. It looks very energetic, but this time I can't let you in. If you want to eat something delicious, uncle can help you with a chicken leg."

After a pause, the Uchiha who guarded the gate smiled at Madara: "Old man, what do you want to eat, I can pack some for you."

Uchiha is a loving family, but they are more cold.

With the catharsis channel of the Internet, the Uchihas also look a lot more normal.

Respecting the elders, caring for the juniors, these are actually just routine operations, but in Madara's eyes, it is a bit against the law.

Obito is a child of the clan, so it's fine for you to be pleasant, after all, the old man cared about the younger generation at that time, but it was more reserved;

But why are you being so attentive to this old man? This old man is not wearing a fan vest. Do you really believe what that brat said, that this old man is a high-ranking Konoha?

And even if it's Konoha's high-level executives, shouldn't they put on a bad face?

Just like this old man! ! !

"Old man, what's wrong with you? Are you constipated?"

The Uchiha clan guarding the gate looked at the strange-looking old man in front of him, and suddenly stared at him with dead fish eyes.

"Captain Fukuyama and Captain Fuyue have taught us to always remember to serve the people of Konoha, old man, are you alright... ah!!"

"Uncle Sima Zang, what did you do to him?"

From Obito's perspective, the gatekeeper Uchihas eagerly stepped forward to help Uncle Sima Zang, but suddenly Uncle Sima Zang leaned forward and kissed the gatekeeper's neck, and then the gatekeeper cried out in surprise.

"rest assured."

Uchiha Madara slowly turned his head, and gently wiped his long teeth with a handkerchief.

……

Tetsushaya, which combines the cells between the columns and Uchiha Madara's own cells, has the power of illusion, especially in controlling people, which is more powerful than the kaleidoscope Sharingan.

So with Obito at a loss, the two were respectfully welcomed into the wedding banquet center.

At this time, the wedding was already halfway through, Madara put her hands behind her back, found a seat in a corner, and sat down on her buttocks.

Obito also hurriedly sat on the side, looking at the sumptuous meal on the table, drooling, seeing no one around, reached out and took a piece of steak and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Look at your worthless appearance, shame on you!"

Uchiha Madara is a little disgusted, if I knew it, I wouldn’t bring this oil bottle, but it’s just some common dishes, and the delicious honey pig’s ears haven’t been served yet, what’s the rush!

Obito shrank his hands, a little aggrieved, although he had never been hungry, he had never seen such good things.

"Uncle Sima Zang, are you rich enough to eat this kind of food every day?"

"The old man wears such clothes, how can he still have money?"

Uchiha Madara's face was a little ugly. He felt that he was a respected old man, and now he was reduced to the street to eat hundreds of rice. It was really unfilial for the younger generation.

Nagato inherited his own eyes, so he is naturally his son.

What happened to these brats?

I gave all the money to that white-haired teacher, I should have stabbed him to death in the ward back then!

Nagato's side can't rely on it, but Hei Jue's side is also a disobedient one.

What is Heijue?

Heijue is the embodiment of the old man's will, in other words, he is also the old man's son!

Don't the sons have to support the elderly?

Is the annual pension of 600 million taels too much?

what?

Is it too much?

Don't waste money on yourself.

It's nothing more than buying some food, drinking, and internet without spending money from those bastards!

The old man brought it! ! !

Oh, by the way, there is also an expense that is not too big, about 400 million, which is to go to Dr. Sawyer for regular health care every quarter.

The health of the elderly is getting worse day by day, what can I do if I don't treat myself better?

Dr. Sawyer said a lot, gold has a price, health is priceless!

Investing in health is always the best financial management!

The old man's money is not spent, it just becomes a strong muscle to accompany the old man!

So, buying some health care products from a genius doctor, buying some physiotherapy equipment, doing meridians to activate blood circulation, etc., why is it a waste of money?

Thinking of Hei Ze writing several times refusing to ask for money, Uchiha Madara became very angry.

Looking at the increasing arrears of Heibei on the mobile phone, the old man Uchiha Madara felt the heat of the world.

He even regretted that he didn't have a serious wife.

But like Zhujian, he can't do it. If he wants to marry a wife who is easy to bear, he must have seven or eight children, and there will always be one who is filial.

Uchiha Madara shook his head, knowing that there is no regret medicine in the world, after the last heavy injury, I am afraid there will be no chance again.

I don't know how lucky the groom is today, how many sons can he have?

It is estimated that it is not safe to have one, maybe it is a bad son, but it should be safe to have two.

It is really enviable to be able to eat delicious food, drink spicy food and enjoy happiness when you are old!

Just when Uchiha Madara was thinking wildly, the ceremony on the podium officially started.

Amidst the melodious music, a sharp-edged young man holds the hand of a little girl and smiles like a fool.

Obito told Uchiha Madara that he is the current Uchiha patriarch, Uchiha Fugaku.

And beside him is a girl who has just reached Konoha's legal marriage age, Uchiha Mikoto.

If you put aside your prejudices and look at it, the two are considered to be talented and beautiful, and they are a perfect match.

Madara took out her mobile phone and snapped a "click click" on the stage, and then began to organize the picture folders.

When Yasuo was as big as Obito, the color photography technology in the ninja world was just emerging. Yasuo got his first color camera from the Kuroki Chamber of Commerce in the Land of Rain.

The black-and-white camera appeared earlier in the ninja world. As early as 15 years in Konoha, the first black-and-white camera appeared in Konoha.

Therefore, some old photos that were retaken are kept in Uchiha Madara's mobile phone.

Looking at myself, Uchiha Mirror, Uchiha Fukuyama, Uchiha Fugaku, looking at the inheritance of these four generations, Madara has mixed feelings in his heart.

"Hey, old man Sima Zang, you really have a connection with the Uchiha clan!" Obito said, pointing at Uchiha Madara's photo album.

"I'm not Sima Zang."

"Understood! I promise to only call you by your real name when no one is around."

Uchiha Madara took more than a dozen photos of Fugaku in a row, but he was not satisfied no matter how he looked at it.

The little girl next to her is indeed very juicy, why is the Lord laughing so silly?

In the end, Madara manually deleted most of the photos, leaving the last serious photo.

Although this young man named Fuyue was a bit fierce when he was serious, he was okay, but once he laughed, his appearance immediately collapsed.

"Who is this person in front of Captain Fukuyama?" Obito asked suddenly.

"Uchiha mirror, a naive guy." Madara shook his head.

"Then what about this guy in front? He looks very handsome!"

"Oh huh?"

The old man raised his eyebrows and said, "Young man has vision."

"It's just how do I feel where I saw him?" Obito frowned, trying to remember.

Uchiha Madara was startled, and wondered if he recognized the old man?

That's right, even though he's getting older and has gained more than 50 catties, the old man's demeanor is still the same as before. Smart people should be able to recognize the old man just by virtue of his temperament.

Young man, you are a smart person, but it's a pity that I can't reveal my identity now, so I have to wrong you!

Uchiha Madara raised his head slightly, and his sharp fangs quietly approached Obito's neck.

"found it!"

Obito took out a card from his pocket, wiped his nose, and said, "Look, Uncle Sima Zang, the person in your photo looks a lot like the rose dancer Diaochan!"

The card in Obito's hand is naturally not the limited collector's edition in Uchiha Tatsuo's hand, it's just an ordinary card, which is a poor print.

But even so, this card is still carefully collected by Obito.

Calmly retracting the long teeth, Uchiha Madara looked at the coquettish girl with half bare shoulders in the card, and fell into deep thought.

……

Fu Yue got married, of course Yasuo was going to be there, not only was Yasuo there, but he also accompanied a big member, a [-]-hour coupon.

With Yasuo's current status, of course he should be at the same table with Hokage and the various advisors.

It's just that because a certain elder occupied too many positions, Yasuo took the initiative to let Xian out of that table.

At the second table, Yasuo sat at the head of the table, as it should be, no one but me.

Even the peanuts placed in front of him are the biggest.

Tsunade was wearing a bright blouse, looking at Fugaku and Mikoto's wedding with a complicated expression.

She glanced resentfully at Yasuo next to her for a while, and muttered a few words to Orochimaru on the other side.

Whether it is Tsunade or Orochimaru, the appearance has not changed much, and they both maintain the appearance of sixteen or seventeen years old.

In fact, Tsunade's current appearance is younger and more girly than the appearance maintained by the yin seal in the original time and space.

But the size of the chest is not reduced at all.

Orochimaru still had that quiet look, other than listening to Tsunade's complaints, he just silently put all the desserts on the table into his sleeves.

And inside his sleeve, there was a slight rustling sound.

Zilai also happened to be there. After he was grounded by the village and got married, he was honest for a long time.

It's just that the prodigal son can't stay idle after all. Years ago, he volunteered to take up the post of director of the New Anbu Strategic Whaling Division, and Matt Dai was the deputy director.

The Whaling Department is a new department promoted by the elders of Danzo, the purpose of which is to effectively obtain whale resources.

Since the last time he tasted the sweetness, Danzo discovered that the whale is full of treasures.

Not only is the meat rich and fat, killing a whale can last a whole day, but there is also precious whale oil.

Danzo discovered that the combination of whale oil and his wind escape is like adding wings to a tiger, and its power is far from comparable to Jiraiya's toad oil plus fire escape.

Therefore, in order to protect Konoha, Elder Danzo set his sights on the sea.

After becoming the head of the Whaling Division, Jiraiya also found a new purpose in life. He felt that he finally had a career that was no worse than his friends.

It's a pity that Jilai also forgot the fact that he was motion sick.

A person with motion sickness went to hunt whales in rough seas, and the result can be imagined.

Jiraiya is currently convalescing in Konoha due to repeated vomiting and coma, while the fleet is led by Matt Dai for a youthful training voyage.

Therefore, Jiraiya, who was on sick leave, was able to come to the Uchiha tribe to attend Fuyue's wedding.

The good looks of the Uchiha clan don't just refer to men. Uchiha's girls are all black, long and straight, very seductive.

Jiraiya was looking around, and then Nonoyu grabbed his ears skillfully.

The last person at the table was Fugaku's elder brother, Uchiha Tatsumi.

It is not appropriate to say that he was the last person, because he did not come alone. Uchiha Tatsuo brought his wife and children, and the family of three was extremely happy.

Chen's wife is the stewardess on his boat, so she is close to the water, but his son was born not long ago, and he doesn't seem too clever.

Of course, it's Yasuo's opinion that he's not very clever. This guy named Uchiha Shisui is called the number one jackass in history, and Yasuo doesn't think it's too unfair.

In contrast, his own Kakashi looked much smarter.

Speaking of Kakashi, he is not in Konoha now.

Since he was about to enter the ninja school, Sakumo took him to Sand Hidden Village for special training in the last six months of his spare time.

It was said to be special training, but Yasuo knew that it was Shuo Mao who wanted to spend more time with his son in order to make up for the debt he owed his son all the year round, and it was probably unlikely that he would practice to death.

With the comprehensive revival of the Hatake clan, Sakumo is no longer as radical as he was when he was a child.

At that time, he was really practicing to death at every turn, and he seemed to be a complete martial idiot.

Now, although Shuo Mao still likes martial arts, Yasuo feels that games and alcohol seem to account for more than half of his life.

As for Luo Sha, Minato, Kushina, Kaliura, Jing Yin and others, they are not yet qualified to sit at the same table with the teacher's generation.

Except for Kato Shizune, who was always aiming in the direction of Tsunade because he missed the teacher, the younger generation hugged and enjoyed themselves.

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(End of this chapter)