The happy man of Konoha no Hagi

Chapter 463 Orochimaru Out of Control (3 in 1, owes 13 more)

"Since when did Konoha's wedding become popular?"

Mitomonyan looked at Fugaku who was playing an apple-eating game with Mikoto on the stage, and couldn't help shaking his head: "If you think about it carefully, it seems that it started with Hatake Sakumo's wedding. It's really vulgar!"

"Ha ha!"

There was a sneer in his ear, Mitomonyan frowned, and then he remembered that his old classmate Shimura Danzo's wedding was also in the same style.

At that time, Danzo Shimura and his new wife, Chiyo, were encouraged by the master of ceremonies to perform a banana bungee jumping game, which amazed everyone.

"You should also take care of this trend, the originally solemn wedding has turned into a farce!"

Menyan pointed to the old lady who was taking off her dentures and started to smack chicken wings, and said, "Think about the customs of the first generation and Mito-sama at that time, don't you feel ashamed?"

"Yeah, yay-"

Although Uzumaki Mito is eighty years old, his ears are still good.

She fluttered the chicken wings, then poured down a small glass of orange juice, and said, "The wedding between Zhujian and I was presided over by the second grandpa, and the two of them also prepared a lot of interesting games, but it's not as good as today's young people." It's just so imaginative!"

"Mito-sama is right, times are always developing, come on, eat more!" Chiyo picked up a Coke winglet and put it on her plate.

Mito smiled and said: "Hehe, you really deserve to be Konoha's good daughter-in-law, Chiyo-chan, you are getting more and more mature, I still remember the first time I saw you, you were still like the girl biting an apple on the stage Big."

"Aunt Mito, you too, your health is getting better and better, you can eat two bowls of rice!"

Chiyo and Mito are like a pair of harmonious mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, talking about some interesting things about the past.

Xiaochun, who was sleeping next to him, became a little unhappy.

I have devoted my whole life to the village. It can be said that I married Konoha, but because of a small mistake, I lost a few dispensable ninjas and was forced to go to the wild.

Up to now, he has only obtained the vain position of an honorary consultant, and he has neither rights nor can he display his burden.

On the contrary, Chiyo, who spent the first 40 years of his life as an enemy of Konoha, has now turned into the wife of Konoha's first elder, which is really enviable.

Especially in the atmosphere of a wedding, it is impossible to say that you don't regret being single. If it is not impossible, who would want to be a leftover woman for more than 50 years?

I really look down on the low ones, and I can't climb the high ones. Looking back, I'm just a hundred years old.

To be objective, Zhuanzhu Xiaochun's appearance was also online when she was young.

It's just that as a disciple of the second generation of Hokage, she has a high spirit, and she can't look down on anyone who is not a dragon among men.

At that time, Mito Menyan was also one of Zhuanju Xiaochun's suitors, but this person was too ordinary to catch her eyes.

In fact, the favorite of Koharu at that time was Uchiha mirror.

Born into a wealthy family but without pretensions, powerful but gentle, he is really the standard template for a prince charming in every girl's mind.

Zhuanzhu Xiaochun tried to confess his love, but unfortunately he ruthlessly refused.

It was also from that time that Zhuanzhu Xiaochun developed deep resentment towards the Uchiha clan.

In fact, if Danzo can remove the pretense of being unfeminine early, Zhuanzhu Xiaochun feels that it is not impossible for him to consider him.

At that time, Danzo was also a handsome guy who made people blush, but he seemed to be unfriendly to strangers. He never talked about love, and there was no possibility of starting at all.

Therefore, the only men who can meet her requirements in Konoha are Akimichi Torukaze and Sarutobi Hiruzen.

For obvious reasons, Autumn Road Takes the Wind, the first pass.

Although Sarutobi Hiruzen is a bit lecherous, but after all, he is the son of Sasuke Sasuke, a ninjutsu doctor, so it is not impossible to consider it, but...

Turning to bed, Xiaochun cast a glance at Sarutobi Lake Biwa, who is in her mid-mature age and still charming, with mixed feelings in her heart.

It's really strange. When I was young, I was obviously not inferior to those little bitches like Biwako and Chiyo. How come I was pulled away so much when I was 60 or [-] years old?

Both of these two wives seem to be ten years younger than themselves! ! !

But it is obvious that I use medical ninjutsu to massage my face every day, and at the same time supplement it with the medicinal materials I prepared, so why do I look older than them?

If Zhuanzhu Xiaochun knew how many Yasuo's facial masks Yasuo gave to her master every year, she might not have such doubts.

Yasuo gave the master enough masks, enough to cover his face, twice a day, all year round, with extra for his wife, and donated to Sarutobi Lake Biwa.

Turning to bed, Xiaochun became more and more angry as he thought about it, so he found a way to talk, and said in a dark voice: "Old classmate Danzang, you have a good career and love now, it's a pity..."

"It's a pity what?" Danzo picked his nose and answered noncommittally.

"That's all I said, don't be angry with you and Chiyo, it's just a pity that you don't have the crystallization of your own love, it's really..."

Turning to bed Xiaochun's tone was full of regret, as if their marriage would be cursed if they had no children.

"Xiaochun, what you said..."

Mitomenyan understood, pretended to complain to his companion, and then said to Danzo with concern: "Danzo, I heard Xiaochun mention that he recently made new progress in... um, that cell research, if you If you want a child, you can actually...ah~~hmm~~"

Danzo neatly stuffed a big chicken leg into Mitomonyan's mouth, and said flatly: "I have a beloved apprentice, Yasuo, who died in retirement. You two old people should think about your own affairs carefully." !"

……

"Xiaochun, what kind of cells are you studying? Is it so amazing?"

The speaker was unintentional, but it sounded intentional, Uzumaki Mito put down the chicken wings, and asked curiously: "That child Tsunade is thirty and still not married, he is going to be an old girl, I am so worried. "

"Uh... these... are just some ordinary cells, they are still immature, don't listen to Menyan's nonsense."

Turning to bed, Xiaochun saw sweat on his forehead. Although the decision to develop intercolumnar cells was discussed collectively in the early years, if the outside world really found out, the person who was blamed was undoubtedly himself.

"Speaking of which, monkey, why don't your three disciples have any offspring? The little ghosts of the Uchiha family are going to go to the front."

It has to be said that talking about the marriage and childbirth of the juniors is always the favorite of the old people, even Danzo is not exempt.

He pushed Sarutobi Hiruzen with his fat elbow, raised his brows and said, "You are an old tree sprouting new sprouts, how can you hide it from your disciples? That little white-haired devil has been married for two or three years. Yield!"

……

When the final dish, crystal honey garlic and spicy pig ears was served, it also heralded the end of the wedding banquet.

Fu Yue, who was half drunk and half awake, was helped into the bridal chamber by his subordinates.

Jilai also proposed to go to Caifeng to listen to the corner, and got the unanimous support of everyone. Even Uchiha Tatsumi nodded again and again, with a smirk on his face, completely disregarding brotherhood.

Yasuo, Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Uchiha Tatsumi, when these people plan to listen to your corner, it will be difficult for you to guard against.

Fuyue's guards were no different from those made of paper, and they easily sneaked into the corner of Fuyue's bedroom.

After waiting quietly for more than ten minutes, the room was very quiet. Uchiha Chen couldn't help but whispered: "Isn't Fuyue asleep? I think he drank a little too much."

"No, this guy looks like a grape drinker, but I can smell it. In fact, more than half of it is Coke!"

"Oh, as expected of Boss Yasuo, you can smell Coke."

"I didn't say that."

"Jilai also?"

"It's not me either."

"That is……"

"It's the old man!"

Everyone looked up, and the elder Danzo was lying on the roof and wall of the house.

His body, like Zach, spread out into a plane, almost wrapping the entire house.

Elder Danzo's eyes were like copper bells, and he said: "This is the old man's ninja method. The amoeba fights. You don't need to panic."

"Chen, can you see what's going on inside?"

"I'm not supercilious, our Uchiha's eyes don't have such obscene functions."

The windows of Fuyue's house were all curtained and locked, so that no one could see what was going on inside.

Suddenly, Meiqin's crisp voice sounded from inside: "Fu Yue-kun, don't be like this..."

"Oh?" Everyone pricked up their ears.

"Fuyue-kun, it's not allowed there..."

"No, no!"

"Hurry up, hurry up!"

"lost--"

"The high ground is lost!"

"I've already told you that you can't go there, don't fight, you're still moaning, you really can't move!"

……

At noon the next day, Yasuo yawned and finally got up.

What happened last night was so stupid that I actually listened to Fuyue playing ranking all night at the gate of Fuyue.

According to calculations, last night Fugaku was solo killed about 45 times, team battle OB72 times, communicated with teammates more than 300 times, and was hammered on the head by Mikoto more than 100 times.

It seems that the birth of Itachi was full of ups and downs, who would have thought that Uchiha Mikoto, who looks harmless to humans and animals, is actually a star player?

But what makes Yasuo most strange is that Orochimaru, who has always been aloof from the world and is in a semi-reclusive state in Konoha, seems to have an extraordinary interest in Fuyue's private life.

If it weren't for Orochimaru's insistence, Yasuo would not have been helpless to eavesdrop on Fuyue playing games until dawn.

After lunch, Orochimaru found Yasuo again.

Wearing a long white robe, he said absent-mindedly: "Yasuo-kun, should we visit the Uchiha tribe in the afternoon? As a reward for the banquet, I prepared delicious mung bean cakes."

Yasuo stared at the pair of vertical pupils, and said seriously: "Oshemaru, tell me honestly, do you have any plans for Fuyue?"

"what?"

Orochimaru was taken aback, and immediately returned to his usual appearance, saying: "Why, I'm actually not very familiar with Fu Yue-kun, it's just... it's just a polite entertainment, yes, that's it!"

Yasuo looked suspiciously at Orochimaru's expression, nodded and said: "It's better like this, I know you are very interested in the bodies of the Uchiha clan, but it's immoral to do so, you understand?"

"Huh? Interested in the body? Fuyue?"

Orochimaru showed a strange expression, and even felt slightly nauseated.

He shook his head and said, "Please rest assured, it is absolutely impossible to be interested in Fu Yue!"

"That's fine."

Yasuo nodded, and took out a box of brain black gold, "If you really want to go to the Uchiha clan, bring me some gifts. I gave a lot of DHA when Chen's son was born, but I don't think so Insurance, you and I will give this to him later, and we will let that child eat it!"

……

In the end, Orochimaru's plan to visit Uchiha today did not take place, and Tsunade came to Hatake's house with the order of Master Hokage.

The old man Sarutobi didn't know what medicine he took wrongly, but he actually wanted to call three disciples for a meeting, and Yasuo had to attend.

This is a very strange thing.

Seriously speaking, it has been ten years since the Sarutobi class officially assembled, let alone asked Yasuo to attend.

When he came to the Hokage Building, Yasuo realized that not only the old man Sarutobi was there, but even his old enemy Zhuan Xiaochun was there.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi was lying on the swivel chair playing mahjong, the young lady who won a game was the kind who lost a piece of clothing, while Xiaoharu who turned to bed was sitting on the other side with a flushed face.

After winning three rounds in a row, Hiruzaru Sarutobi turned off his phone with a smile on his face, and greeted the four of them.

"The purpose of calling you here today is mainly to give everyone a free marriage inspection. Don't worry, it's completely harmless."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi lit a pipe, and while puffing, he said: "Although the talent of a ninja is inseparable from the practice of the day after tomorrow, the genes of an excellent ninja are also very precious. They are all excellent ninjas, and it is necessary to do relevant inspections.

Oh, Tsunade, I know what you're going to say, of course I believe in the medical level of Konoha Hospital, but for the research on human cells, I think you are definitely not as good as the honorary consultant of Zhuanju Xiaochun. "

Tsunade curled her lips helplessly. The research on the level of cells is indeed a blank for her, but...

A few friends focused their sights on Dashewan...

Orochimaru stood up abruptly, with a frosty expression on his face: "My health is very good. As for the cell test, this is personal privacy and I will not accompany it."

Saying that, Orochimaru slammed the door heavily and came out.

"This one……"

Although Orochimaru has never listened to his teacher's orders very much, on the surface, it seems that he respects the teacher.

At least not like that guy from Jiraiya, who is always long and short.

Orochimaru, who has always been good-tempered, actually made such a move, obviously out of control.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi held a bong, put on the Hokage hat, and said awkwardly: "It's just a routine pre-marital checkup. Did Orochimaru misunderstand something... This will not involve privacy."

"I'm not afraid of revealing my privacy."

Yasuo spread his hands and said, "But I'm afraid of injections, so I'm leaving!"

Saying that, Yasuo got up and left shaking his head. This old Sarutobi man is really inexplicable. Whether I get married or not, whether I have eugenics or not, it doesn't matter to him.

Tsunade and Jiraiya also ran out: "Let's go persuade Orochimaru, Sarutobi-sensei, you wait for us!"

In a blink of an eye, only Hiruzaru Sarutobi and Koharu Zhuanju were left staring at each other in the office.

Turning to bed, Xiaochun shook his head and said: "Master Hokage, forgive me, you are too conniving with your disciples."

"Ahem... these traitors are really... hey, what should we do next, or else..."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi suddenly took out two carefully prepared test tubes, each containing a handful of hair.

He lowered his voice, looked around wildly, and finally said the real purpose of today: "That's it, here are two specimens, Xiaochun, please test it, pay attention, it must be kept secret, and absolutely no leaks!"

Asma should have reached the age of enrollment. A few days ago, Hiruzaru Sarutobi gave him a chakra attribute test, and the result turned out to be that the wind attribute was the main one, and the fire attribute was the second.

Such a chakra composition is very rare in the Sarutobi clan.

Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't think much about it at first, until Danzo diligently showed him his new ninjutsu the day before yesterday - wind and fire combined ninjutsu Whale oil wind fire bomb.

Danzang said triumphantly: "The old man read "The Romance of the Five Kingdoms" back then, and he made bold words and lofty ambitions. One day, the old man Zhuge Village will be able to develop the combination of wind and fire and ninjutsu. Now, the emperor pays off!"

And the dry smoke in Sarutobi's mouth fell to the ground, and there was a huge wave in his heart-could it be that Lake Biwa also went to three... graduate school?

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"Master, are you awake?"

On the distant Miaomu Mountain, the Great Immortal Toad, who had been sleeping peacefully for a long time, suddenly broke the bubble on his nose and woke up.

Immortal Shima, who had been standing by, stood up in surprise, turned around and wanted to call Immortal Fukasaku.

"Zhima, wait a minute." Great Immortal Toad said suddenly.

"Please order, my lord."

"I'm hungry!"

The Great Immortal Toad is not a real immortal, and has to eat, so every time he wakes up, he will be very hungry.

"This... the food in the village recently may not be to your liking." Immortal Zhima said in a difficult way.

"Has there been a new species of worm stabbing me yet?" Great Immortal Toad licked his tongue.

"It's not a bug sashimi, it's something like this..."

Immortal Zhima handed a cup of Coke, a piece of bear biscuit, and a portion of fried cicadas to Immortal Toad.

"Bah! What the hell is this!"

Immortal Toad took a sip of the Coke and almost choked to death. He quickly put it aside and tried the Gingerbread Bear, and even spit it on the ground.

Only deep-fried cicadas can be eaten.

After eating something indiscriminately, the Great Immortal Toad frowned.

"What do I want to say..." The Great Immortal Toad stretched out his claws, touched his wrinkled head, and leaned against the wall in a daze, as if he was about to fall asleep again.

"Oh, right!"

Just when a pair of eyelids were about to close completely, it suddenly opened its eyes, "Shima, help me get some good tea from under the futon, there are guests coming."

When Immortal Shima endured the dust and musty smell and barely brewed the tea leaves that Immortal Hama had hidden for many years into tea, Immortal Toad nodded and said, "Sure enough, it still tastes familiar, old friends will like it, you, Shima Leave first, I will have a conversation with my old friend."

"Old friend? My lord, you mean..."

"Don't ask, you go down first."

……

"As expected of Hamawan, only with you can I smell the smell of the past..."

Not long after Immortal Zhima left, a lavender chakra gradually condensed in mid-air, and turned into a strange man holding a Zen stick in an instant.

"Long time no see, Yuyi...is there still no entity..."

The two cups of tea placed in front of the desk floated up, one fell into the hands of the Great Immortal Toad, and the other fell on Yuyi, the Zen staff of the Immortal of the Six Paths.

"Taste what it was like 1000 years ago."

Immortal Toad made a gesture of invitation, and then took a sip of tea.

"After you die, let's have a good chat down there, Hamawan."

"Hehe, I haven't lived enough, and I dare not go to a place like the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss."

"That's all the power of reincarnation, sooner or later it's up to you, if you can't continue, just give up."

The Sage of the Six Paths waved his Zen staff, and the cup fell into his hand, but he didn't intend to drink at all. "To make a long story short, how much do you know about the village founded by Indra and Asura's descendants? I need information there."

"Ok?"

Toad Daxian asked suspiciously: "You are the Sage of the Six Paths who founded the Ninja Sect, how could you not know the situation of a Ninja Village?"

For most of the past 1000 years, the Great Immortal Toad has been sleeping, but he knows that although his old friend claims to be dead, he is actually a big labor model who has devoted himself to death, and has been monitoring the ninja world all the time.

If it is said that he has glimpsed a little bit of the future in his dreams, then the Sage of the Six Paths, who founded the Ninja sect, controls the present.

"That village... is a bit weird, it seems to be covered by some evil force."

The Sage of the Six Paths actually lied. His power of insight was not only frustrated in Konoha, but also in the hidden village of Toad in Mt. Miaomu, which was actually becoming more and more difficult to penetrate.

However, although things like monitoring Toad Hidden Village are tacit, it is not suitable to say it publicly.

The Immortal of the Six Paths considered his words for a while, and said in a deep voice, "I want to know what happened in that village... That change has affected the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss and the balance of the two worlds."

"I'm afraid I can't help you with this. As you know, I sleep too much and my memory is not good, but I can tell you one thing."

Immortal Toad took another sip of tea, and said lightly: "My original dream is gradually blurring, I don't know what it is, but on the screen that originally indicated the beginning and end, there is a blue object that is always on the scene. It kept sliding back and forth, like a fly with its butt on fire, unable to stop at all.

At the same time, he will also make 'Hasa', 'Hasa' sounds with unknown meanings. "

"'Haza'?"

"Sometimes it is also called 'Hazak'. I don't understand what it means at all, but I think this may be the key to blocking the hatching of destiny...

Alright, Yuyi, that's all I can help you with, I'm sleepy..."

In the empty toad hall, only the old toad whose eyelids are getting heavier and heavier, and an old and haggard sigh are left: "I hope it's just worrying too much, Toad Wan, guard that necklace... when necessary... destroy it." drop it..."

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