future hunt

Chapter 260 Big Uncle

Chapter 260 Big Uncle

On the other side, Mi Kaka and Shi Zhenxian walked to the door of the men's toilet, ready to take a break.

Suddenly, Mikaka remembered something, and stopped at the door, shyly, not daring to go in.

Shi Zhenxian turned around in confusion, and asked, "What's wrong with you? Have you peed in your pants?"

"What are you talking about!" Mikaka said, "I can't go in."

Shi Zhenxian: "Huh?"

"You elm head." Seeing that he didn't understand, Mi Kaka whispered to his ear, "I'm a woman now. I can't enter the men's toilet!"

Shi Zhenxian patted his bald head, "Yes. What should I do then? Or, you can go to the women's bathroom."

Mikaka said, "Isn't this even more courting death?"

Before he reached the door of the women's bathroom, he would be beaten to death as a pervert.

"Then hold back."

"I won't do it!"

"I don't care about you. I'm going to go in and pull it."

"You are not allowed to leave. Otherwise, I will hold grudges. When I change back to Yushen, maybe it will be bad for you."

"Depend on."

Outright threat.

Shi Zhenxian thought for a while and said, "I have a solution. You can go into the cubicle and pretend to poop, isn't that all right?"

That's a good idea, Mikaka said, "Let's do it this way. But you'll watch the wind at the door for me."

"Did you make a mistake..."

"Hurry up. I can't hold it anymore."

"All right……"

The two went in front and back. Unexpectedly, Mi Kaka saw the boy standing in the urinal, accidentally saw something that he shouldn't have seen, screamed "Yeah", and ran out in a panic.

It's all about women.

The boys passing by looked at him as if they were insane, and their eyes seemed to say: "You have what we have, don't you have it yourself. There is nothing to make a fuss about."

Shi Zhenxian came out, "Mikaka, what's wrong with you?"

"When I see boys urinating now, I don't dare to go in," Mikaka said.

"..." Shi Zhenxian had nothing to say.

"You're the only one who has a lot to do. Then I can't help you."

"Don't. Brother." Mika grabbed him, "If you don't help me solve this problem, you are not allowed to go in."

"Forget it if you suffocate, don't drag me into the water."

"Anyway, if you don't help me, you will be at your own risk."

At this moment, Qin Sijie came over, "What are you two doing standing at the toilet door?"

Shi Zhenxian secretly told Qin Sijie about it.

Seeing Mi Kaka's shy look, Qin Sijie couldn't laugh or cry.Suddenly, he had an idea, "I have a plan."

"What method?!"

"That's it. That's it." Qin Sijie muttered to the two of them.

"It's a really good idea." Shi Zhenxian looked at him with admiration, "This trick is from Chinese textbooks."

"Don't worry about it. Just do it."

So Shi Zhenxian walked in and said to the boy inside, "Hey, hey! Pass on the instructions from above."

"What instructions?" said a boy from the next class who was urinating.

"Boss Qi Mu has an order. He wants to temporarily recruit this toilet. It needs to be cleared. Please leave within 3 minutes."

"Ah!" The boy inside suddenly complained, "How can this be done, then should we make it easier?"

"It's too overbearing. How can you monopolize this toilet?!"

The boy who was pulling up in the cubicle was even more bitter, "Brother, I just pulled up."

Shi Zhenxian didn't care, "If you are not afraid of big brother Qi Mu, you can continue to use it. Anyway, it's not like you haven't seen it before when big brother Qi Mu beat off the members of the Meteor Society. Don't blame me for not reminding you. When the time comes, you will be beaten until you become incontinent, so don’t cry.”

After hearing this, the boys fell silent.Of course they know the deeds of Big Boss Qi Mu, one person beat off a group of hooligans, this level of force, how can they high school students can compete?Besides, even a bad boy like Shi Zhenxian took refuge in him.The current Qi Mu is the bully of Xiangyun High School.

Therefore, even if boys have complaints, they dare not provoke a big man like Qi Mu.

Little lives mattered, they hurriedly finished and left angrily.

Besides, even if the toilet on this floor cannot be used, they can still use another toilet.

In less than 3 minutes, the boys toilet has been cleared.

Shi Zhenxian patted Qin Sijie on the shoulder, "Young Master Qin, I really have you."

But Mi Kaka didn't care about boasting, rushed into the toilet cubicle, opened his pants...

"Hush..." It's comfortable!

However, although this level has passed, Mi Kaka never expected that even greater difficulties were waiting for him.

First class in the afternoon.Mikaka is listening carefully to the teacher's lecture.Suddenly, he felt a stabbing pain in his abdomen.

Woooo...it hurts.He clutched his stomach, cold sweat dripping from his forehead.

what happened.Did you eat something wrong?But it doesn't seem to be the kind of pain caused by eating bad stomach.

Moreover, Mikaka felt as if something was leaking from her lower body.

He subconsciously took a look, wow, there was faint blood stains on his crotch.

what happened?

Mikaka is a boy, how could he understand such a thing?His face was pale from the pain, his body was shivering, and his whole body felt limp and weak.

When Zuo Junnan, who was giving a lecture, passed by him, he noticed his abnormality, "Mikaka, what's wrong with you?"

"I do not know."

"Are you sick?"

"It's just my stomach hurts."

"Go to the infirmary and have a look."

So Zuo Junnan ordered Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie to help him to the infirmary quickly.

When he came to the infirmary, the school doctor asked him to sit on a chair, felt his pulse, looked at his tongue, and observed his face.In the end, the school doctor showed a very puzzled expression.

"Student, you... seem to be on your menstrual period."

"Teacher, what is a menstrual period?" Mikaka asked with an ignorant boy.

Shi Zhenxian patted him, whispered to him, and told him: "The girls come here once a month..."

"Oh!" Mikaka suddenly came to his senses, and said with a smile, "Teacher, you must have made a mistake. I'm a boy. How could I have my period."

The school doctor said, "But your symptoms are exactly the same as those of girls during menstruation."

"..." Mi Kaka, Shi Zhenxian, and Qin Sijie looked at each other in blank dismay.

Oh, by the way, Mikaka is a girl now.

It was as if Mi Kaka had been hit by a bolt from the blue. He actually... had his period? !
The cruelty of this fact is second only to him having a baby in the future.

"Pfft haha." Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie covered their mouths and snickered, almost rolling on the ground laughing.

If Mikaka hadn't cast a murderous look in the past, they would definitely have done so.

"If you dare to speak out about this, I will kill you."

"Woooo. We won't." The two quickly shook their heads.

Shi Zhenxian secretly pulled Qin Sijie aside, "Don't you think that Mi Kaka became ruthless when she knew he was the Queen of Gods?"

Qin Sijie: "If I were Yushen, I could be more ruthless than him, do you believe it?"

"I believe it. So, don't mess with him in the future. "

"Ah! Mikaka, who was abused by us every day, is gone forever."

The two expressed such emotion.

And Mikaka's mood is more complicated.

When a person declines, really any kind of wonderful thing can happen to him!

There was no other way, when this happened, Mi Kaka had to ask for leave and go home.

This is the first time he has asked for a maternity leave!
When he recalls this matter when he grows up, it will be a mixed bag.

When I got home, I happened to meet my mother chasing the afternoon theater.Seeing him come back, my mother was surprised: "Mikaka, why did you leave school so early?"

"Mom, I'm sick."

"Ah. My little baby, what's wrong with you?" Mom hurriedly turned off the TV and came over to ask carefully.

"This..." Mi Kaka was a little embarrassed to say.

Mom said: "There's nothing to be ashamed about being sick. Tell Mom, what's wrong with you?"

"I have a gynecological disease..." Mikaka said in a low voice, her voice was like a mosquito.

"What?" Mama Mi didn't hear clearly.

"I mean, I'm here as a big uncle." Mikaka finally plucked up the courage to say this embarrassing fact.

"What is Uncle Daddy?" Mama Mi still didn't understand.

"It's the one where girls come once a month."

Because Mikaka is male in nature, he had to be named Da Yi Dae.

Mama Mi understood immediately. At the same time, she tilted her body and supported Mi Kaka, "Did I hear correctly..."

"Mom, you heard me right. I am indeed on my menstrual leave!"

"..." Mother Mi's expression was indescribable.

Mikaka was lying on the bed, and after her mother took good care of her, she was already in much better health.

It's the first time he's here for menstrual leave, and he's also inexperienced.

Alas, now he finally understands how hard it is to be a woman.He panicked a lot when he thought of having a baby if he couldn't turn back into a man.He vowed that in the future, women must be respected, women's rights are supreme!

"Come here. Baby, mom made brown sugar water for you, it's very useful." Mom came in with the freshly boiled brown sugar water, and while feeding Mikaka, suddenly, she thought of a question, "Strange, Mika Are you not transgender? How can there be such a thing as a menstrual period? The current sex reassignment surgery is so powerful? Can you even get menstrual leave?"

Mikaka almost choked and said, "Mom, don't mention changing your gender."

This has nothing to do with sex change.He is now troubled, how can he turn back into a man.

Just then, the doorbell rang.

"I'll open the door." Mom put down the bowl and went out to open the door.

Hearing the conversation between her and someone from the entrance.

"Excuse me, who are you looking for?"

"Ah! This must be Mikaka's sister! It's so beautiful."

——It was Xia Zao'an's voice.

"You can really joke, I'm his mother."

"Impossible! How could Mi Kaka's mother be so young! I don't believe it, show me your ID card." Xia Zao'an is a top-notch flatterer.

In short, under her bragging, Mama Mi's affection for this girl is simply overwhelming.

Mikaka heard her flattery inside, and felt ashamed for her.I thought to myself, what is this sycophant doing here?
Just as she was thinking, Mama Mi brought Xia Zaoan to the door.

Mikaka didn't have a good face, "What are you doing here?"

Mama Mi: "Kaka, how are you talking? Your classmate cares about you."

"Mom. Don't be fooled by her."

Xia Zaoan said to Mama Mi: "Auntie, it's my fault. I didn't expect Mi Kaka to hate me so much. It's because I didn't show him the answer to the last exam, and he's been holding grudges till now. Sigh." She sighed in one breath.

Mi Kaka almost jumped up from the bed, "Who cheated! Don't spit blood!"

"Mikaka. You actually cheated?" Mama Mi's face was very ugly.

"Mom. I swear. I really don't!"

This day's big black pot, Mi Kaka can't bear it!And Xia Zao'an winked at him triumphantly, as if saying, let you show me face.

You damn girl.Mikaka remembered her.

"Auntie, I'm leaving. Originally, I brought someone to treat Mikaka. Hey, it's really a dog who bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know a good heart. My heart is for the bright moon, but the bright moon shines in the ditch!"

Is this Xia Zaoan? When did she become so talented?
Wait, what is she holding in her hand is a small note?
No wonder he can still recite poems, so I dare to copy that poem on a small note.

Meeting such a girl, Mi Kaka felt that her life span would be much shorter.He squinted his eyes and said, "Are you so kind? You brought someone to see a doctor for me?"

Xia Zaoan continued her performance.Said: "Am I a villain in your heart? Woohoo. It's too bullying. Auntie, judge me." She threw herself into Mama Mi's arms.Mama Mi is full of maternal love, hugging her, "Be good, be good, don't cry in the morning. Let Auntie do justice for you."

"Thank you auntie."

"Mikaka, tonight, I want to see the self-criticism you wrote." Mama Mi glared at him.

"..." Mi Kaka wanted to kill someone a little bit.

Xia Zaoan proudly made faces at him.

"Student Xia Zaoan, I was wrong. I solemnly apologize to you." Mi Kaka had no choice but to apologize to her hypocritically, otherwise, his mother would not let him go.

"It's okay. I'm very generous, so I won't take it to heart." Xia Zao'an waved her hand generously.

"So, where is the doctor who saw me?" Mikaka asked, wanting to see who she could bring over.

"Come out. Don't be shy." Xia Zao'an pulled people aside.

"Who's shy?" The man couldn't laugh or cry.

When she came out, she saw Yao Lingzi, the owner of the Yaoyaoling Prop Shop.She was still wearing a cheongsam and holding a small folding fan, just as beautiful and moving.

Seeing her, Mika Kahuo sat up from the bed, "Miss Reiko, why are you here?"

Yao Lingzi fanned the small fan charmingly, and said: "I, I came to Qin's house today to collect the payment for the coffin that was brought back to life. No, I received a text message from Xia Zaoan, so I came to see your coffin." Condition."

"Miss Lingzi, are you still alive! Didn't you get trampled to death by the Cangyin bone dragon?"

"How do you talk? Do I look so short-lived?"

"It doesn't matter. Miss Reiko, I've been looking forward to the stars and the moon and I'm finally looking forward to you." Mikaka grabbed her hand, just like the poor people seeing the savior.

"Hey, Miss Reiko, you're here. Please save me."

While Mikaka was talking, she suddenly found her mother hiding at the door and peeking secretly.

"Ahem. Mom, go and prepare dinner for us."

"Oh." Xia Zaoan said, "Mikaka, you are too polite. Since you are too kind, let's stay for a light meal. Auntie, don't spend money, just make some abalone, lobster, bird's nest or something , we are not picky eaters. Really."

Does this sound like a picky eater?
Mama Mi had no choice but to say, "Okay, then I'll go get ready."

After she leaves.

Mikaka hurriedly said, "Close the door quickly. Don't let Mommy hear you."

The door is closed.The figure of the mother who had left quietly appeared again.She stood at the door, secretly pressing her ears.

Unexpectedly, the door opened again.

(End of this chapter)

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