future hunt

Chapter 261 Snot

Mikaka stood at the door with her arms folded, "Mom, what are you doing?"

"Haha...haha..." Mama Mi laughed, "I just want to ask if you want to eat some fruit."

"No need. Please don't eavesdrop."

"Why would Mom do something like that? Mom is going to make dinner right now."

There was no other way, so Mama Mi had no choice but to go to the kitchen angrily.

I knew she was coming to this trick.Mi Kaka closed the door and sat back on the bed at this moment. He hurriedly asked Yao Lingzi. "Miss Lingzi, what's going on? Everyone drank [Black and White Matching], why am I the only one who didn't change back?"

Yao Lingzi looked at him, pulled off his clothes and looked at his chest.

"Wow! It's so big!"

"Hey, now is not the time to discuss this!"

"However, how did this happen?"

"I'm the one who asked you this sentence!"

"The world is really big, and there are all kinds of wonders."

"Miss Reiko, please don't answer the question."

"Okay." Yao Lingzi's expression turned serious, "In principle, it's impossible. You both drank the same drink."

Mikaka said: "But the facts are in front of me. I was recruited, and I am still a woman. Tell me, what should I do?"

Yao Lingzi fanned vigorously with a folding fan, walked up and down the room, and said, "It's so strange. How could it be like this? Let me smooth it out."

Xia Zaoan said: "Miss Lingzi, you must be selling counterfeit and shoddy products. I'm going to complain to the Hunting Consumer Council!"

Yao Lingzi retorted, saying, "Impossible. My Yaoyaoling item shop only sells genuine products!"

Xia Zaoan: "Then how do you explain this?"

"Wait for me to think about it!"

Yao Lingzi continued to pace back and forth, thought for a while, and then said, "I think it may have something to do with Mikaka's physique."

Xia Zaoan: "You just talk nonsense."

Yao Lingzi closed the folding fan, "I'm just reasoning. Only in this way can the explanation make sense. Mi Kaka has a holy vein, so the effect of the medicine may have produced strange changes in his blood. After all, my blood It’s a kind of drink, but it’s never been given to anyone with holy veins.”

Xia Zao'an scratched her cheek, "So, it seems to make sense."

Mikaka: "No matter what, just tell me how to change back. There should be an antidote for this thing."

"How can there be such a thing?! [Men and women in black and white] are only effective for a few hours. Who would invent an antidote for this kind of thing in a hurry."

"Ah!" Mikaka was about to cry, "Then what should I do!"

"You can wait a few more days, maybe the effect of the medicine will disappear naturally?"

"What if it never disappears?"

"That's okay." Yao Lingzi hugged Xia Zao'an's shoulders and said to Mi Kaka, "You can join our sister group."

"I don't want to join that kind of organization!"

Xia Zao'an's face was ugly, "Mikaka, are you despising us women?"

"No...not...I just feel that such a great organization, I am not qualified to join."

"Although your qualifications are a bit short, but with your figure, you are fully qualified to join."

"Can you stop discussing joining the sister group..."

"Okay. Let's get back to business." Yao Lingzi opened the folding fan again, and said, "I suddenly remembered that there is a kind of medicine that can just offset the medicinal properties of [Matching black and white between men and women]."

Hearing this, Mi Kaka and Xia Zaoan hurriedly asked, "What is it?"

Yao Lingzi said, "That is in this realm. In another world called Cthulhu, there is a monster called [Emperor Worm], and the snot they secrete is a very sought-after liquid medicine. Drink it, Basically all diseases are cured.”

"I said." There were a few black threads hanging on Mi Kaka's forehead, "Did I do something wrong? You want me to drink snot?!"

"You can think of it as jelly. You can swallow it," Yao Lingzi said.

"Please, I don't have that kind of imagination." Mikaka imagined the shape of the snot and wanted to gag.

Xia Zaoan pushed him, "Hey! In order to turn back into a man, even if you eat shit, you have to do it."

What she said was right.

Compared with eating snot and turning back into a man, I must choose to eat snot.No matter how unpalatable it is, you can add some juice milk to neutralize it.

Moreover, eating snot is of course much better than eating shit.Now that things have happened, Mi Kaka doesn't dare to be picky anymore, "Then quickly get me a ton."

"A ton of snot, are you going to drink it till you're old?" Xia Zao'an complained.

"Aren't I afraid that it won't be effective enough?"

"You think you drink Coke." Yao Lingzi joined the ranks of complaining about him, "And, do you know how expensive it is?"

"Ah?" Mikaka almost forgot this important question, and asked weakly, "How much is the snot of the king bug?"

"One dose, about 5 gold coins."

"Wow! How can I have so much money!"

"Mikaka." Xia Zaoan pushed him again, "You don't have any money, you can borrow it from me."

"No way." Mi Kaka glanced at her. This girl regards money as her life, so she would take the initiative to borrow money?You must be careful and careful, cautious and cautious, "What are your conditions for lending me money?"

"There must be conditions. I need collateral."

"A poor ghost like me, how can I mortgage anything to you."

"Of course you do." Xia Zaoan smiled like a profiteer, pointing to his stomach.

Mikaka got under the quilt in fright, "I won't sell my body!" He said righteously.

"Who wants your body." Xia Zaoan poked his stomach, "What I want is the hero artifact inside you!"

Yep, I almost forgot, isn't there an earring hidden in Mikaka's stomach?
——Hero Artifact [Aurora]!
"As long as you give me [Aurora], I'll give you five gold coins. How about it, it's a good deal." Xia Zao'an said generously, "You don't need to thank me. I always treat people like this."

"Xia Zaoan, you are so touching." Mi Kaka didn't expect Xia Zao'an to be so heartwarming, "Come and give me a hug."

"Hmm. Great."

Just when she was about to fall into her arms, Mi Kaka slapped her, "You think I'm stupid. A hero artifact is worth five gold coins?! Although I'm weak, I'm not stupid!"

Xia Zao'an covered her face and looked at him in surprise, "Mikaka, you... have become smarter?"

"of course."

"It's over..." Xia Zao'an showed an expression that the end of the world was coming, "Even Mi Kaka has started to counterattack, can this world be saved?"

"Get out." Mi Kaka finished spraying her, and then asked Yao Lingzi, "Miss Lingzi, how much is a hero artifact like [Aurora] worth?"

Yao Lingzi said without hesitation: "The Hero Artifact is an SSS-level artifact, and the minimum price is more than 1 gold coins."

"Wow! So, I have already completed my small goal of earning 1 million yuan?"

Only now did she realize that she had 1 million yuan hidden in her stomach, and Mi Kaka had a mentality of getting rich quickly.It's not in vain that he swallowed Qi Mu's saliva and said...

(End of this chapter)