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Chapter 264 Bad Luck System

Chapter 264 Bad Luck System

"It's what... Hurry up and say it, do you want to be beaten to death by readers? Readers can't be offended. Be careful that the public opinion is raging, which will cause you to get a box lunch in advance."

"Woo. I'll say what I say." Long Xiaotian, who dared not provoke anyone to provoke the readers, dared to play tricks, and hurriedly said, "It's just a bad word!"

"Handsome? Does turning back to Yushen also depend on appearance now?"

Mikaka thought about his lack of good looks, and he began to hate this society that judges faces.

"You failed in Chinese. I'm talking about bad. The bad of the bad boy! It's bad like you!"

"Bah." Mi Kaka smashed him to death with a gulp of spittle, "You know I've grown up from a young age, so don't say it."

"It is because you are weak enough that you can become a god."

"Plop!" This weird explanation made Mi Kaka fall down.He got up feebly, "Brother, you are not kidding me, are you? How can you become Long Aotian just because of decline!"

Long Xiaotian's expression was very serious, "Darling, I'm not teasing you."

Mikaka looked at his expression, it really didn't look like a joke.

"Really or not? Changing back to Yushen has something to do with the bad character."

Long Xiaotian shook his finger, "You don't understand this. Have you played games before?"

"Games? Never."

Long Xiaotian tilted his body and said, "There is no such thing as a game in your world?"

Mikaka said: "Yes, there is, but Long Xiaotian, how do you know about games? You are not a swordsman who slays dragons. Your different world should be filled with magic."

"What? Our world is similar to yours, except that there are more swordsmen and dragons. Every time I come back from slaying dragons, I stay at home and play games."

The world he lives in cannot be imagined by Mikaka.

"It's different from you. I love studying more, and I study hard every day when I go home."

"No way." Long Xiaotian looked at him like an idiot, "Are you crazy? Why do you love studying so much?! To be a person, you have to enjoy yourself. You don't play mobile phones, online games, novels, and anime every day. Are you worthy of life?!"

"...Hey, don't mislead young people here." Mikaka said, "My values ​​are correct, and I am full of positive energy. Let me tell you, only by learning culture can you become smarter, and you can become smarter in the future. Be a useful person to society."

"Damn..." Long Xiaotian had no common language for an aspiring young man like Mi Kaka with three arms.

He had no choice but to explain, "Actually, it's similar to the life value of the game. If you want to stimulate the holy vein, you have to fill up your bad luck."

"Wait. Let me smooth it out." Mikaka scratched his head, "Are you saying that the weaker I am, the higher the points will be. And after reaching a certain point, I will be able to liberate my sacred veins and become a royal god? "

Long Xiaotian snapped his fingers, "bingo, the answer is correct."

"Fuck you." Mikaka cursed.

Long Xiaotian said, "Why are you scolding me? Anyway, I am your past life. Can you save me some face?!"

Mikaka said: "You liar. I've been utterly decrepit since I was a child, why haven't I liberated my sacred veins once. The only time was last time in the Asura Field."

Long Xiaotian felt dizzy, "Because you didn't activate the bad luck system before. Your bad luck system was not activated until the moment you became an apostle."

"What the hell? Bad luck system?"

Is this invincible text going to become the rhythm of the system text?Mikaka screamed.He can also accept it as a system file.But a bad luck system, what the hell is this.This is how he accepts this fate arrangement.

Isn't this bullying!
Long Xiaotian was still explaining seriously: "Bad luck system. It is something that counts your bad luck."

"Aren't you kidding me. How can there be such a thing?"

"If you don't believe it, it's because this system has been hidden all the time, and you didn't turn it into visible mode."

"How do I know how to turn it on?"

"That's right." Long Xiaotian said, "However, I can help you open it."

"Okay, then turn it on and let me see."

Even if Mi Kaka was killed, he wouldn't believe that there would be such a thing.

Unexpectedly, Long Xiaotian really came over, he stretched out a finger, and suddenly——inserted it into Mi Kaka's nostril!
"Hey, what are you doing?" Mi Kaka was stunned by this operation.

"I'm looking for a button."

"I think you are finding fault on purpose! There is no button in my nostril."

When he is a robot!

"Impossible." Long Xiaotian said, "I remember that the button is clearly here."

He pressed hard and picked, but there was no response from his nostrils.

"Not this nostril."

Long Xiaotian took out his finger again, took out a booger by the way, and wiped it on Mi Kaka's clothes.

"I'll go. Can you talk about hygiene?"

"What are you afraid of? This is your booger. I don't even think dirty, but you still hate your own excrement?"

"..." Booger is just booger, don't talk like shit.

Long Xiaotian's finger inserted into the other nostril again.

"Try this one. If it's not there, it's probably pooping."

"Damn! Whoever set the button, can you set it to be more user-friendly."

"I set it before I was reborn, isn't this humane enough!"

"...Humanize your hair..."

Mikaka prayed in her heart that the switch must not be set on the P eye.In that case, his fate would be too miserable.

"Ah!" Long Xiaotian made a joyful voice, "I found it this time!"

Damn.Mi Kaka was more pleased than him. If he couldn't find it again, wouldn't Mi Kaka be raped?
Little Angel Long pressed hard, but there was no response.

"It must have been unused for too long, it's rusted."

"Don't be funny..."

"Wait a minute, I'm going to get some lube."

"Are you serious?"

Long Xiaotian was really serious, brought a bottle of peanut oil, let Mi Kaka lie flat on the ground, dripped a few drops into it, and then picked it hard.

Press down with a brute force.

Just hear a "click"!
Hell, there is a real switch being pressed!
Huh?Even Mikaka was surprised. Could it be that there are buttons in his nostrils? !
What kind of heaven-defying setting is this... I convinced you!

After pressing the switch.Sure enough, a voice in the brain reminded, "Dear, the bad luck system has been activated in visual mode, and will provide you with the latest value of your bad luck, which is currently 103 points."

Long Xiaotian said: "Why are there so few? It seems that you are not bad enough."

Mi Kaka got up, glared at him, and said, "You miss me so much."

Long Xiaotian said, "Of course, the weaker the better. The lower the decline, the higher the value. If you reach [-] points, you will be able to liberate the holy vein."

"I'll give you a lung." Forgive Mikaka.Although he is a three-good student, he is completely driven crazy by swearing.

"How bad is [-] points?!!!"

And let no one live? !

(End of this chapter)

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