future hunt

Chapter 265 Small Experiment

So, to accumulate [-] points of bad luck, how bad must it be?

Long Xiaotian replied very seriously, "It's probably equivalent to eating a mouthful of tofu flower, almost choking to death, and then being in a car accident when being sent to the ambulance. Infected with HIV, although I met a careless woman, got married and gave birth to a baby, but she was cuckolded by the other party, and the baby was not his own, but belonged to Lao Wang next door. Go to Lao Wang for theory At that time, Lao Wang told you, in fact, I am your real father! Faced with your own father, he couldn’t do anything, so he had to go back and borrow wine to relieve his worries, wandering around the world, became a homeless man, and could only make a living by touching porcelain. One time I saw a luxury car on the road and wanted to pounce on it, but was hit to death by the other party stepping on the gas pedal. That person didn’t have to bear legal responsibility. When I arrived in the underworld, Lord Yan said that you committed too many sins in your previous life, and you will be beaten in the next life. Enter the animal realm, reincarnated as a pig."

"Stop talking..." Mi Kaka quickly waved his hands, oh my god, is this Long Xiaotian the screenwriter?He can also make up such a bloody plot. "I don't want such a bad fate. I will voluntarily give up on the holy vein or something."

There was fire in Long Xiaotian's eyes, and he spoke very hotly: "Hey, hey! How can you give up halfway in life. Mi Kaka, I am very optimistic about you. You have the potential to become the god of decline."

"Leave this potential to yourself." Mi Kaka didn't want to deal with his psychosis.

Long Xiaotian said: "Anyway, I have opened the bad luck system for you, and you love it forever. I'm leaving."

Mikaka waved his hand and said, "Walk slowly."

Long Xiaotian had just walked a few steps, and suddenly turned around and said, "You are the one who left. This is my dream."

"Ah. That's right. But, how do I leave the dreamland?"

"I'll help you." Long Xiaotian rushed over, kicked up and flew towards Mi Kaka's face.

"Hey!" Mikaka shouted anxiously, "Wait a minute."

However, it was too late.He was kicked in the face by Long Xiaotian.The whole person flew out.

"Ouch." Mi Kaka rubbed his buttocks and got up, only to realize that he had been kicked off the bed.

At this time, the sky is already bright.The golden sunlight reflected into the room through the yellow curtains, and the body seemed to be covered with a layer of golden mist.

What a beautiful morning in Rangami.

Mikaka supported the edge of the bed and got up, "Strange, was it just a dream?"

However, this dream is very real.He held his cheek, as if he had been kicked, it hurt a little.

In the bathroom, after Mi Kaka washed her face, she suddenly looked at herself in the mirror in a daze.

He remembered that dream.

So, I started to observe my nostrils.In the dream, his nostrils hide the switch of the bad luck system or something.

It can not be!He shone a flashlight into the nostrils, only to see a black area inside, full of nose hairs, and he couldn't see anything.

He tried poking it with his fingers, but it didn't feel much.

There is no switch.

At this moment, Mother Mi just walked to the door and asked, "Mikaka, what are you doing? Did you have a nosebleed?"

Mikaka quickly said, "No, it's fine."

I thought, I'm so stupid.Believe in this kind of thing.There is no such thing as a bad luck system.The brain hole is too big.

He laughed it off.

Later, a family of three gathered around the dining table to have breakfast.

Fried dough sticks and white porridge.

Mikaka just had a few sips of porridge.

Suddenly - "click".

"Ah. My teeth." He covered his cheeks and screamed.

The elder brother Mijie next to him looked at him and said, "Are you okay? Can you knock your teeth when you drink porridge?"

Mama Mi said: "Kaka, your luck has been too bad recently. Ask mom to help you go to the temple to worship the gods and improve your luck. Kaka? Are you listening?"

She found Mikaka in a daze, like a wooden figure.

what happened?Mikaka's expression looked like he had lost his soul.

And he fell into a daze, not because he smashed his teeth, but because a number with a system value appeared in his brain at this time.

There is also a voice instruction, "My dear, your bad luck value has just increased by one point. +1!"

"Wow!" Mikaka almost rolled off the chair.

Saw!Saw!
God.He really has his own bad luck system.That dream is true!Mikaka sat in a chair, amazed.

Seeing his stupid face, Mi Jie hurriedly asked, "Sister, what's wrong with you? You look pale!"

Mama Mi said, "Poor child, it must be because her menstrual period has not passed yet."

"Physical period...?" Mi Jie's expression was indescribable.

"Hey, it has nothing to do with menstrual period. Can you stop calling me younger sister?" Mikaka was not surprised by such a thing.

Rather, he didn't expect that his dream would come true?
What Long Xiaotian said last night is true!

That is to say, as long as the bad luck value reaches 1 points, he can turn back into a royal god?

However, smashing teeth is only one point of bad luck.

That [-] points, even if all his teeth were pulled out, he still wouldn't be able to reach it.

How unlucky it was to get to that number.

Haha... It is estimated that it is impossible to be a god again in this life.Mikaka laughed at herself.

Well, but, can something like bad luck be created by yourself?

Mikaka thought, does it count if you create your own bad luck?
You can do a little experiment.

Thinking of this, Mikaka stood up from the chair and walked to the wall.

Hmm...he thought for a while, and suddenly bumped his head against the wall.

Because he was afraid of pain, the impact was very slight.

I guess it didn't hit hard.The system does not respond.The bad luck value did not increase, and the voice prompt did not appear.

Mama Mi and Mi Jie sat at the other end of the dining table and looked at each other, the atmosphere was stiff.Mi Jie held the deep-fried dough stick with a frozen expression, "Mom, what is he doing?"

Mama Mi was also dumbfounded, she shook her head, "I don't know either..."

And Mikaka decided to come up with a more ruthless one at this time.

Don't be cruel, how do you know if self-created bad luck is effective?

So, Mi Kaka turned his heart to the side, took a deep breath, and then slammed into it.

"Bang".

This time it hit loudly.That is, there was a big swelling on Mikaka's forehead. "Woohoo!" He was lying on the ground with stars on his head, crying from the pain.

Am I a bit of a badass?he asked himself.

But the bad luck system really showed a prompt, "My dear, add 1 point to your bad luck. Please keep working hard."

Depend on!really do!Self-abuse turns out to be bad luck.

Pooh!But the points are too low!You can't get ten points if you kill yourself.Let alone ten thousand points.

top!I'd better give up the ideal of being a god.Not reliable!

Mikaka clutched her swollen forehead, her mind was in a mess.

At this time, Mi's mother and Mi Jie both ran over.

Mother Mi hugged him and wailed: "Woo, my poor child, don't think about committing suicide, don't leave mom alone."

Mijie comforted her and said, "Mom, I think I should send my brother to a mental hospital for treatment. He must have been unable to accept this cruel fact for a while because of his sudden gender change. If he doesn't stop it, he may develop a tendency to self-abuse."

"Yes, yes. But, what is the phone number of the mental hospital?"

"Don't worry about that for now. Hurry up and tie him up with a rope, or he will continue to hurt himself!"

As Mi Jie said, he told Mama Mi to go away, and then he used the deadly scissors he learned in the police academy to clamp Mi Kaka, preventing her from moving. "Mom, go find the rope."

"Hey, hey! Let me go. It hurts me to death. Brother, mom, I'm not mentally ill, and I don't intend to commit suicide by hitting the wall!"

Mikaka was in so much pain that she could barely breathe.No wonder it was the legendary deadly Scissor Kicks.

Wait a minute, this is bad luck too.

Sure enough, the system prompt sounded again, "My dear, add 1 point to your bad luck."

Is he really going to continue this bad luck?

Will die.

Mi Kaka hugged his brother's leg and tried to break it apart, but the other party was so strong that he couldn't move it at all.

"Brother. Forgive me. You'll kill me like this."

"Brother. I am also doing it for your own good."

"Wow..." Breathing became more and more difficult, Mi Kaka's neck was flushed, and his brain gradually went blank under the condition of lack of oxygen.

Hey, it's going to kill!His limbs flapped wildly.

The reminder in the brain kept ringing, "My dear, you are on the verge of death, and your bad luck value will be increased by 10 points at once."

It's all this level, only 10 points?

Mi Kaka has a feeling of being exploited as a migrant worker.

Fortunately, Mi's mother finally brought the rope, and Mi Jie tied Mi Kaka up without any explanation.

Mikaka almost burst into tears.

He just wanted to do a small experiment, but he didn't expect that he would be regarded as mentally ill.

"Mom, brother. I'm really not mentally ill, and I don't plan to commit suicide by hitting a wall. How can you believe me?"

Mama Mi cried and pointed at his swollen forehead, "You've hit it like this, and you still want to lie to us?"

Mikaka couldn't laugh or cry, but he couldn't tell them about the bad luck system, so he had to give an excuse: "Mom, it's true. I was thinking about a math problem just now, and I accidentally bumped into the wall. I'm fine." Yeah, why are you committing suicide. I'm going to take No.1 next time."

Mama Mi and Mi Jie looked at each other, dubious.Mama Mi said, "Are you really planning to commit suicide?"

Mikaka, "I swear. I really didn't commit suicide. Mom, do you really have the heart to send me to a mental hospital? In that place, even if there is no mental illness, mental illness can be cured. It's not like you haven't read the news on the Internet."

There seems to be a lot of shady stories about the mental hospital.I heard that they were abused by the nurses inside and were not given food.Mama Mi thought about it carefully, and then saw that Mi Kaka was convincing, and she was indeed a nerd at ordinary times. Maybe it was because she was so absorbed in thinking that she bumped into the wall.

"Xiaojie, what do you think?"

Mama Mi consulted her eldest son for advice.

Mijie rested his chin and looked at Mikaka, "He is indeed acting normally now. But it can't be said that he has intermittent seizures."

"Don't be suspicious. Let me go. Please."

"Woooo. My little baby. Mom will let you go now." Unable to bear Mi Kaka's pitiful eyes when she begged for mercy, Mama Mi's heart softened. She believed his words and helped him untie the rope.

"Little baby, then you have to be more careful in the future. Don't work too hard, or you will become a fool. Although mother also hopes that you can take the No.1 exam. But you can't force everything, right?"

"I will." Mi Kaka didn't dare to mess around after this time.

After breakfast, Mikaka picked up her schoolbag and went to school.

When he walked down the stairs, he was still thinking that the bad luck system must not be known to those bad friends.Otherwise, those people would definitely try to bully him in different ways.Especially the one called Qi Mu.

Just thinking about it.He stumbled suddenly, "Wow!" With a scream, Mi Kaka fell down the stairs.

He rolled directly from the fourth floor to the first floor.The speed of going downstairs set a historical record.It only took ten seconds.

That's right, it hurts too much.

"Woohoo." Mikaka lay on the ground, feeling that all the bones in his body were smashed apart.I can't get up even if I want to climb.

It hurts.

Until, the faces of two elementary school students appeared above the head.

They are children in the same residential building. They are both in the second grade of elementary school. One is Li Lei and the other is Han Meimei.

"Li Lei, Han Meimei, help brother up." Mi Kaka asked for help.

Unexpectedly, the two little kids just looked at him and didn't move.

Li Lei said, "Han Meimei, it's Brother Mikaka."

"Well, it's him. How pathetic."

"In the future, we must not become people like him."

"We'll be fine. Come on, let's go to school."

The two little kids held hands and bounced off to school.Completely ignoring Mikaka's plea for help.

"...Hey, I haven't helped me up yet." Are all the kids these days so heartless?
It's terrible. Will this society be handed over to these people in the future?

Mikaka was thinking about it when suddenly, she was enveloped by another figure.

This time, who is it?
If you want to laugh, just laugh.

Oh no.It was a dog, and it was raising its hind legs, and it seemed that it was going to...

"Wow!" Mikaka jumped up from the ground, regardless of her physical disability.Slow down, and he will be baptized by dog ​​urine.

How dangerous!
Mi Kaka hurriedly left this place of right and wrong, and ran to get a bicycle.On the way, he heard a reminder sound in his brain: "Darling, add two points for falling down the stairs."

Bah, don't remind me again, please.He decided to give up.According to this kind of bad luck, he would die before he became a royal god.If that's the case, what's the point of becoming a god?

But he couldn't find where the system switch was.He wants to turn off this shit.

It's not in the nostrils anyway...

(End of this chapter)