Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 102

Shen Changle deliberately raised his brows in protest and said: "Master, we have never spoken to each other. I still like to hang up now. Can you catch new jokes?"

"Hey you little brat, why do you think your master is just for nothing? Let me tell you, I used to take the money in a serious manner before, and now it's easy to hang up and pick it up. Don't make me jealous It’s fine if you can’t speak.”

After being stimulated by Shen Changle, Shi Fukuan became even more energetic, and immediately got up like an old child. He swung his arms and sleeves and pulled Shen Changle to go up, and Hou Sanye also booed along with him.

Bai Yu hurriedly smiled and said: "Don't worry, Mr. Shi, you and Chang Le will rest for a while, then there is a reason to let the guests perform first, you can watch our performance first and eat something, and then I will let you go up and save money at the end."

"It's okay." Shi Fukuan agreed happily.

Bai Yu went back with a smile on his face, conveyed the good news to everyone, and everyone cheered.

Soon after several performances, everyone looked at Shen Changle and Shi Fukuan expectantly.

"Let's go, man, today is not a serious party, what do you want to say, I know that you are very depressed if you don't engage in those vulgar things during this period of time." Shi Fukuan stood up with a smile and said.

There is a bonfire in the middle of the bonfire party, and everyone gathers in a circle and watches outside.

Shen Changle followed Master Shi Fukuan into the circle, and said with a smile:
"Master, you are really talking, it's always a bit boring to talk seriously."

Everyone inside and outside surrounded the city in circles, all of them looked at the old and the young curiously, and started applauding before they could say anything.

Bai Yu carefully brought two microphones and handed them to the two, and then he slipped to a place with a good viewing angle to watch.

Shen Changle smiled and bowed together with Shi Fukuan: "Hello everyone, our brothers and sisters on the grassland are enthusiastic, and they applauded without listening to anything."

"Everyone is enthusiastic." Shi Fukuan said with a smile.

The audience below also listened cheerfully.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "I was still puzzled before the two of us shared a cross talk with you today."

"Because I'm also from Mongolia, but I grew up in the city. I said don't let everyone understand Chinese, so this cross talk can't be said. In the end, Bai Yu told me that most of you can't understand. can speak."

Shi Fukuan said: "Well, this shows that Chinese is still popular."

Shen Changle said: "First of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Shen Changle and I am a cross talk actor in Deyun Club."

"Oh, that's right." Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "Of course, everyone may not have any impression of me, so let me introduce the person next to me grandly."

Shi Fukuan smiled and said: "You are too polite."

Shen Changle said seriously: "This one is Shen Changle's partner, this cross talk..."

"Stop, stop, stop... After a long time of grand introduction, I don't even have a name?" Shi Fukuan said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Doesn't this mean that you are famous, you don't need to be introduced at all, everyone knows you."

Shi Fukuan said: "That also needs to be introduced."

Shen Changle said: "This is Mr. Shi Fukuan, my master. His artistic level is very high."

The audience below also applauded enthusiastically.

"Thank you, thank you everyone." Shi Fukuan thanked with a smile.

Shen Changle said: "You may not know that today is the first time my master has come to play on the grassland. I heard there was a little joke, right?"

Shi Fukuan was stunned for a moment, but he continued smoothly: "That's what happened."

This is a hanging at the beginning?

Just now the two of you were teasing, but in fact, you just matched the words a little bit, and just said it casually, all of it is just a joke, a cross talk, at the very least you have to know what is going on in it, what is the end result, this is the most basic.

Otherwise, what the teasers say, the fans don’t know how to deliver the words, and the rhythm of the speech will be completely messed up. This is very fatal in cross talk. If the rhythm is gone, stage accidents are easy to happen.

For example, in the Fenhewan car accident that happened before, if it wasn’t for Tao’er’s on-the-spot performance and all-out efforts to save the scene, maybe everyone would not have been fond of talking about it, but would have refunded the tickets on the spot.

It was precisely because of this near stage accident that Master Yu Qian woke up and set a rule for himself not to drink alcohol on the day of the performance.

Accidents on the stage are not only fatal to a cross talk actor, but also unforgivable. Many actors who have become famous in the past, were knocked off the stage by the audience because of some small mistakes, resulting in I dare not perform on stage for several months, re-polish the basic skills, do homework to improve step by step, and cultivate the ability to react on the spot.

This is why some old cross talk fans don't like the new generation of cross talk actors.

It's not because newcomers are not given a chance, but because the cross talk actors in the small theater made low-level mistakes such as sticking their teeth, making slips of the tongue, swallowing words, forgetting words, and misremembering programs during performances. The fans were too tolerant , Often the cross talk actor just smiled cutely and then passed.

In fact, this is not good for the growth of cross talk actors. In the long run, cross talk actors are not serious enough to perform on stage, and they only focus on chasing stars offstage. Naturally, there is no progress at all. Appropriate pick-up and pick-up.

And this appearance is not willing to other audiences who like cross talk, so conflicts will inevitably arise.

In fact, people who really understand cross talk, such as people from Jincheng, will not just pick up on a cross talk even if they have heard it countless times.

It is not easy to be a good cross talk actor, but you have to work hard if you want to be a good tightrope and a good actor.

Speaking back on the stage, Shen Changle smiled and said: "When my master first came here, I didn't know that the toilets here were solved on the spot outside, or it was a big dry toilet."

Shi Fukuan smiled and said, "That's right, it's not the same as in the city."

Shen Changle said: "When Master first arrived, I quickly told him the essentials of going to the toilet. There are many and big mosquitoes here, especially in the open air."

"Master, if you want to go to the bathroom later, remember to move back and forth a little bit, and shake up and down when you squat down." After saying that, Shen Changle also imitated shaking his whole body. "

"This way the mosquitoes won't be able to settle down and not bite you."

Shi Fukuan said: "You really told me so."

Shen Changle said: "My master is an honest man, and I remembered it in my heart after hearing it. After lunch, I can't hold it in my stomach after drinking a little wine. This feeling will come."

Shi Fukuan said: "It's inevitable to eat, drink, and sleep."

Shen Changle said: "Hurry up and look for a dry toilet. I haven't found it after searching for a while. If my stomach hurts, I can't help it."

Shi Fukuan said: "I can't hold back anymore."

Shen Changle imitated Shi Fukuan and said painfully: "If it's really not possible, we can solve it on the spot? No, this place is too conspicuous. I am a famous cross talk actor and one of the top ten comedians in the country. If people see my old face, there is no place to put it."

The audience below laughed softly.

"Eh? Just thinking about it, I saw a tall gray pillar on the grass beside me."

Shi Fukuan said: "Then go to the bathroom somewhere."

Shen Changle was pleasantly surprised: "Isn't this a good place? Thinking in my heart, Teacher Shi ran over directly, took off his pants happily and began to facilitate."

"En." Shi Fukuan said.

"It's convenient, Mr. Shi didn't forget what I said, just swayed there, swaying back and forth." Shen Changle said while performing.

Shi Fukuan said with disgust on his face, "I'm not as exaggerated as you."

Shen Changle said with a smile: "Mr. Shi is shaking here, and a person is walking from a distance."

Shi Fukuan said: "Oh, who is it?"

"It's not an outsider, it's our teacher Shi's old partner, Mr. Hou passed by." Shen Changle said.

Shi Fukuan said: "Oh, Laohou."

Shen Changle said vividly: "Mr. Hou's eyes are so good, he can see where Mr. Shi is shaking vigorously at a glance, and when he looks at the gray pillar next to him, he thinks it is an electric tower!"

"Oops! Old Shi!!! Don't panic, I'll save you!!!" Shen Changle imitated Third Master Hou and said anxiously.

"Mr. Shi is convenient here. He is shaking and high, and he has not reacted to Hou Sanye's voice, but Hou Sanye came up with a wooden stick."

"Ah?" Shi Fukuan said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle continued: "I don't know if you have studied physics. What should I do if this person receives an electric shock? Just find an insulating object like a wooden stick, and directly pull away the charged object on the person who received the electric shock."

"Mr. Hou just walked up to him, and the wooden stick hit him directly. The sound of the blow was like thunder, and it was so powerful. It knocked Mr. Shi into the air."

Shi Fukuan said: "My mother."

"That's not enough. What if the electric wire is not knocked out, Hou Sanye will catch up and have a good time! Another set of Wulang Eight Diagrams Stick, then the Drunken Eight Immortals stick method, followed by the Shaolin King Kong stick method!"

"Half an hour later..." Shen Changle said seriously.

Shi Fukuan was dumbfounded and said, "Have you been beating for half an hour? Is this to save me or relieve my hatred?"

Shen Changle said: "Master Hou is also surprised and talking about it."

"Hey, where is this wire? Why haven't you seen it yet? Do you want to hit it twice?"

Shi Fukuan was speechless: "Not at all, I was not shocked by two more sticks, let him beat to death first."

"Hahahahaha!"

"Good guy, Goro gossip stick."

"Good Anda, if you get a power failure in the future, I will save you like this, thank you!!!"

The audience in the audience leaned forward and back together with joy, Hou Sanye laughed especially loudly, Le's eyes were almost gone.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, I'm very happy. Doesn't this also mean that Mr. Hou cares about you?"

Shi Fukuan said: "It's true that you are concerned, even this look is not good enough."

Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said in admiration: "You two have been partners for half your life. It can be said to be quite successful. You can definitely be called a famous cross talk artist."

"No, no, you've flattered me." Shi Fukuan said with a smile.

Shen Changle said: "Especially you, as the saying goes, three points are good and seven points are flattering, your strength is definitely this."

"You can't say that, I'm still far behind." Shi Fukuan laughed.

Shen Changle said: "You are the sun at three or four o'clock in the morning."

"Three or four o'clock? Is there sun at three or four o'clock?" Shi Fukuan hurriedly stopped him.

Shen Changle said: "I'm sorry, Master, I'm out of words. The sun at twelve or three o'clock in the daytime is full of methane gas."

"Marsh gas, then I'll blow myself up if I put it on fire?" Shi Fukuan said speechlessly.

Shen Changle asked doubtfully, "Then what should I say?"

Shi Fukuan said: "You are full of vigor!"

Shen Changle said: "That's right, it's full of excitement!"

"Applause!!!!"

Driven by Bai Yu, the audience booed like learning and selling.

"Oh, you have nothing good to say." Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "I was just joking, just now I said Teacher Shi is my master, and also the master of my former partner Hou Zhen, which means that I am actually the youngest in seniority, so I have to call Hou Zhen my uncle."

"It's such a relationship." Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "My master is kind and kind. He takes good care of younger generations, such as me, my master Yu Qian or my partner Hou Zhen."

Shi Fukuan said: "Is it true to praise me this time?"

"Don't worry, you are absolutely sincere. I'm not wrong, master?" Shen Changle said

"That is, it should be." Shi Fukuan said happily.

Shen Changle said: "You Qi, thank you for my partner, Mr. Hou Zhenhou, whoops, it was during the day and night~"

"Stop, stop, stop! That's not called favor, that's called favor!"

Shen Changle wondered: "There's no difference, love and love."

Shi Fukuan said: "That's a big difference, one takes a lot of effort and the other takes a lot of effort."

"Then are you bothering or working hard?" Shen Changle asked.

Shi Fukuan said: "It must be a waste of time."

Shen Changle said: "Yes, that's right. Sometimes my partner and I perform together. After the performance is over ten o'clock in the evening, Master's call came."

"Hey, Hou Zhen comes home, I'll give you extra lessons, how nice it is, it's enviable."

Shi Fukuan said: "That's right, I love to teach him more."

Shen Changle said: "My master is so strict."

"Hou Zhen, where do you look with your eyes, where do you put your hands, and keep your legs aside!"

"Hey, that's not right, isn't this still a favor?" Shi Fukuan hurriedly stopped him.

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Isn't this all the unspoken rules of Deyun Club? If you want to learn it, sleep with the master first."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha, sleep with Master first, my God!"

The audience below had a good time, and the TV station's cross talk would not tell such happy jokes.

"Let's go! There's no such thing, don't talk nonsense, it's just teaching cross talk." Shi Fukuan quickly explained.

Shen Changle said: "Why is my master's cross talk so good? He has this cultural background. A sawman once said that what artists fight for is culture."

"That's right." Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Actually, our actors in Deyun Club are generally not well-educated. Does Guo Taoer know that?"

"The leader of the Deyun Club." Shi Fukuan said.

"Know!" shouted the audience below.

Shen Changle said: "My Uncle Guo's education is in the first grade of junior high school, and Yue Yunpeng has a small book."

"What is Xiaoben?" Shi Fukuan asked doubtfully.

"A primary school degree." Shen Changle said.

Shi Fukuan said: "My good fellow, this is the first time I know that there are undergraduates in elementary school."

Shen Changle said: "Don't look at my master who doesn't look like a mountain when he is old, in fact, when he was young, he was a decent college graduate."

"Don't look at me as college students. College students were too good at that time."

"That's right, there were fewer college students when I was young." Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "Isn't the one who took the exam called Imperial Capital University?"

"That's right." Shi Fukuan said.

"It's a pity, the final score almost didn't go in, the difference was 620 points." Shen Changle said

"Stop! Let me stop you again. It's not bad, it's 620 points in the test. I won't be ashamed of being short of 620." Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, that's right, I almost got a score of 620 in the test, and the admission score that year was [-] million!"

"Go play!!!" Shi Fukuan said angrily.

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