Chapter 103
Shi Fukuan said speechlessly: "Isn't it true that you saw a school with an admission score of [-] million points?"
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yes, yes, I was wrong, but it is true that I did not succeed in trying to take the Imperial Capital University."
"Fortunately, I also applied for my ideal university, Xinlanxiang North Technical School, where I majored in hairdressing and beauty."
"What you said is wrong. I majored in folk art and cross talk in college." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said: "That's right, a double degree in folk art, cross talk and beauty and hairdressing, and a master's degree in a row!"
Shi Fukuan said: "Good guy, are my two majors next to each other?"
"It's not next to each other. Look at your apprentice, didn't my master Yu Qian perfectly inherit your mantle? Look at the chrysanthemum on the head, how good it is!" Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and praised.
Shi Fukuan was dumbfounded: "Well, it's still because of me?"
Shen Changle said: "Anyway, don't worry about what you are studying, the cultural background is here. As the saying goes, you have a poetic spirit in your belly, and you are indifferent to fame and wealth."
"Yeah, you've flattered me." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle: "I'm envious, really, it's completely different from me. I didn't like going to school since I was a child. I was always in the last row of the school. I felt that the teacher disliked my poor academic performance."
Shi Fukuan said: "Is that because the teacher dislikes you? Look at your height, which was struck by lightning. You are 1.8 meters tall in elementary school, right?"
"Putting you in front, the other classmates can only look at the back of your head every day."
Shen Changle was choked silent for a while and said: "It seems that these few sentences are not in Master's words..."
"That's because you didn't follow the words." Shi Fukuan laughed.
The crowd applauded and booed.
Shen Changle said: "I kind of forgot about being stunned by my master, let's talk about it again?"
"It's my master's first visit to the grassland, and I taught him how to go to the toilet..."
"Where do we start, isn't this going back too much?" Shi Fukuan hurriedly stopped him.
Shen Changle said with a smile: "I like to talk about this passage, and I am willing to talk about it without spending money."
"I am willing too!!!" Hou Sanye shouted from the audience.
"Go away! I don't want to!!!" Shi Fukuan said angrily.
The audience laughed and applauded loudly.
After everyone laughed, Shen Changle continued: "Okay, let's go back to the topic just now. Didn't we just talk about going to school? I remember that the Chinese teacher would ask questions."
"Oh, ask a question." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle smiled and said, "For the first question, who is Shixian?"
"Li Bai!" Shi Fukuan said arguing.
Shen Changle said: "The students also know about this, what about the poet?"
"Du Fu!" Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle continued: "What about the Poet King?"
"The King of Poetry??? Is anyone honored as the King of Poetry? I really haven't heard of it." Shi Fukuan said in surprise.
Shen Changle said: "Yes! Xie Xun!"
Shi Fukuan waited for a few seconds and said dumbfounded: "Oh! Golden Retriever Lion King?"
"Hahahahaha, that Lion King?"
"I'll go to the Golden Retriever Lion King."
The audience laughed.
Shen Changle said seriously: "Also, Simba is not the same."
"Tie Sun, you are talking about the "Lion King" cartoon, okay?" Shi Fukuan said speechlessly.
"That's... Huang Feihong???" Shen Changle asked tentatively.
"That's Huang Feihong, the Lion King." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle surrendered: "Then master, who do you think is the king of poetry?"
"The King of Poetry is... I don't know, you mentioned it first." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said: "If you want me to say, the king of poetry should be Qu Yuan, the king of kings!"
Shi Fukuan complained coldly: "Good guy Qu Yuan changed his name to Wang Zhongwang? That means that the Dragon Boat Festival should not commemorate Qu Yuan's eating rice dumplings, just eat intestines instead."
"I think it's okay, I don't care if you decide." Shen Changle said indifferently.
Shi Fukuan said: "What am I going to do? You are talking about Qu Yuan's poet king. How do you say that?"
"It's very simple, because only Qu Yuan gave us a three-day vacation, King of Kings deserves his name!"
"To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to school." Shi Fukuan laughed.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "No way, the teacher's lectures are boring. She said on the top that I read martial arts novels on the bottom."
"Oh, I love that." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said solemnly: "That's right, read it carefully, and you should read this description."
"Once upon a time there was a hero. His sword was cold, his heart was cold, and his swordsmanship was also cold. This grandson was frozen!"
"Hi! What kind of novel is this?" Shi Fukuan said speechlessly.
"Look at the good one."
Shen Changle said: "Look, that "na tuo (na tuo) Nao Hai" was pregnant for three years and six months, and once it gave birth, it gave birth to a small meat ball."
"His father was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. He took a sword to kill him. Who knew that Na Tuo came out of the meat ball and made a move to catch the sword with his bare hands."
Shi Fukuan said with a speechless face: "Baby, let's not talk about the follow-up plot. The protagonist is called Nezha, "Nezha Naohai""
Shen Changle rolled his eyes and said: "Isn't it Master, do you have a brain? That is obviously "Ne Tuo Brain", Jin Tuo, Mu Tuo, Na Tuo!"
"That's Jinzha, Muzha, Nezha!" Shi Fukuan corrected.
"What about his father? King Zataree?" Shen Changle said.
Shi Fukuan said: "Then don't you cripple your hand? Heavenly King Tota Li!"
"That's right, King Tuota Li, Jin Tuo, Mu Tuo, Na Tuo!" Shen Chang said happily.
Shi Fukuan said helplessly: "Okay, you can do whatever you want, then according to what you said, Nezha's English name is where take off."
Shen Changle was surprised and said: "Yes, master can also speak English? You must have learned it from watching RB action movies with my master, right?"
"How can there be English in RB action movies!" Shi Fukuan waved.
Shen Changle smiled and said, "That's right, it's because you read more and understand more."
"Talk about you, talk about you!" Shi Fukuan blushed.
Shen Changle said: "But don't think I don't like studying at that time, but there is a class that I still love very much, and that is the art class."
"Oh, I love painting. That's good too. Cultivate artistic talent." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said: "Our art teacher taught us in the first class. If you want to learn to draw well, you must first start by copying."
Shi Fukuan said: "This is reasonable, let's learn from those people first."
Shen Changle said: "I said, then I will learn too. Who should I study and study? Xu Beihong-painting shrimps, Qi Baishi-painting horses."
"My dear, if I correct you again, it's Xu Beihong's painting of a horse, and Qi Baishi's painting of a shrimp." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said: "That's right, Xu Beihong painted a blind horse."
"Why do you have to poke the blind and draw again?" Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said: "That's right, otherwise he wouldn't dare to come to the grassland to paint blind horses, and our Mongolian brothers and sisters would be beaten away if he came."
"Hahahahaha!"
"it is good!!!"
The audience below applauded.
"Shi Fukuan smiled and said: "It's true that we Inner Mongolians love horses, but what they paint is horses. "
(End of this chapter)
Shi Fukuan said speechlessly: "Isn't it true that you saw a school with an admission score of [-] million points?"
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yes, yes, I was wrong, but it is true that I did not succeed in trying to take the Imperial Capital University."
"Fortunately, I also applied for my ideal university, Xinlanxiang North Technical School, where I majored in hairdressing and beauty."
"What you said is wrong. I majored in folk art and cross talk in college." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said: "That's right, a double degree in folk art, cross talk and beauty and hairdressing, and a master's degree in a row!"
Shi Fukuan said: "Good guy, are my two majors next to each other?"
"It's not next to each other. Look at your apprentice, didn't my master Yu Qian perfectly inherit your mantle? Look at the chrysanthemum on the head, how good it is!" Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and praised.
Shi Fukuan was dumbfounded: "Well, it's still because of me?"
Shen Changle said: "Anyway, don't worry about what you are studying, the cultural background is here. As the saying goes, you have a poetic spirit in your belly, and you are indifferent to fame and wealth."
"Yeah, you've flattered me." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle: "I'm envious, really, it's completely different from me. I didn't like going to school since I was a child. I was always in the last row of the school. I felt that the teacher disliked my poor academic performance."
Shi Fukuan said: "Is that because the teacher dislikes you? Look at your height, which was struck by lightning. You are 1.8 meters tall in elementary school, right?"
"Putting you in front, the other classmates can only look at the back of your head every day."
Shen Changle was choked silent for a while and said: "It seems that these few sentences are not in Master's words..."
"That's because you didn't follow the words." Shi Fukuan laughed.
The crowd applauded and booed.
Shen Changle said: "I kind of forgot about being stunned by my master, let's talk about it again?"
"It's my master's first visit to the grassland, and I taught him how to go to the toilet..."
"Where do we start, isn't this going back too much?" Shi Fukuan hurriedly stopped him.
Shen Changle said with a smile: "I like to talk about this passage, and I am willing to talk about it without spending money."
"I am willing too!!!" Hou Sanye shouted from the audience.
"Go away! I don't want to!!!" Shi Fukuan said angrily.
The audience laughed and applauded loudly.
After everyone laughed, Shen Changle continued: "Okay, let's go back to the topic just now. Didn't we just talk about going to school? I remember that the Chinese teacher would ask questions."
"Oh, ask a question." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle smiled and said, "For the first question, who is Shixian?"
"Li Bai!" Shi Fukuan said arguing.
Shen Changle said: "The students also know about this, what about the poet?"
"Du Fu!" Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle continued: "What about the Poet King?"
"The King of Poetry??? Is anyone honored as the King of Poetry? I really haven't heard of it." Shi Fukuan said in surprise.
Shen Changle said: "Yes! Xie Xun!"
Shi Fukuan waited for a few seconds and said dumbfounded: "Oh! Golden Retriever Lion King?"
"Hahahahaha, that Lion King?"
"I'll go to the Golden Retriever Lion King."
The audience laughed.
Shen Changle said seriously: "Also, Simba is not the same."
"Tie Sun, you are talking about the "Lion King" cartoon, okay?" Shi Fukuan said speechlessly.
"That's... Huang Feihong???" Shen Changle asked tentatively.
"That's Huang Feihong, the Lion King." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle surrendered: "Then master, who do you think is the king of poetry?"
"The King of Poetry is... I don't know, you mentioned it first." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said: "If you want me to say, the king of poetry should be Qu Yuan, the king of kings!"
Shi Fukuan complained coldly: "Good guy Qu Yuan changed his name to Wang Zhongwang? That means that the Dragon Boat Festival should not commemorate Qu Yuan's eating rice dumplings, just eat intestines instead."
"I think it's okay, I don't care if you decide." Shen Changle said indifferently.
Shi Fukuan said: "What am I going to do? You are talking about Qu Yuan's poet king. How do you say that?"
"It's very simple, because only Qu Yuan gave us a three-day vacation, King of Kings deserves his name!"
"To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to school." Shi Fukuan laughed.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "No way, the teacher's lectures are boring. She said on the top that I read martial arts novels on the bottom."
"Oh, I love that." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said solemnly: "That's right, read it carefully, and you should read this description."
"Once upon a time there was a hero. His sword was cold, his heart was cold, and his swordsmanship was also cold. This grandson was frozen!"
"Hi! What kind of novel is this?" Shi Fukuan said speechlessly.
"Look at the good one."
Shen Changle said: "Look, that "na tuo (na tuo) Nao Hai" was pregnant for three years and six months, and once it gave birth, it gave birth to a small meat ball."
"His father was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. He took a sword to kill him. Who knew that Na Tuo came out of the meat ball and made a move to catch the sword with his bare hands."
Shi Fukuan said with a speechless face: "Baby, let's not talk about the follow-up plot. The protagonist is called Nezha, "Nezha Naohai""
Shen Changle rolled his eyes and said: "Isn't it Master, do you have a brain? That is obviously "Ne Tuo Brain", Jin Tuo, Mu Tuo, Na Tuo!"
"That's Jinzha, Muzha, Nezha!" Shi Fukuan corrected.
"What about his father? King Zataree?" Shen Changle said.
Shi Fukuan said: "Then don't you cripple your hand? Heavenly King Tota Li!"
"That's right, King Tuota Li, Jin Tuo, Mu Tuo, Na Tuo!" Shen Chang said happily.
Shi Fukuan said helplessly: "Okay, you can do whatever you want, then according to what you said, Nezha's English name is where take off."
Shen Changle was surprised and said: "Yes, master can also speak English? You must have learned it from watching RB action movies with my master, right?"
"How can there be English in RB action movies!" Shi Fukuan waved.
Shen Changle smiled and said, "That's right, it's because you read more and understand more."
"Talk about you, talk about you!" Shi Fukuan blushed.
Shen Changle said: "But don't think I don't like studying at that time, but there is a class that I still love very much, and that is the art class."
"Oh, I love painting. That's good too. Cultivate artistic talent." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said: "Our art teacher taught us in the first class. If you want to learn to draw well, you must first start by copying."
Shi Fukuan said: "This is reasonable, let's learn from those people first."
Shen Changle said: "I said, then I will learn too. Who should I study and study? Xu Beihong-painting shrimps, Qi Baishi-painting horses."
"My dear, if I correct you again, it's Xu Beihong's painting of a horse, and Qi Baishi's painting of a shrimp." Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said: "That's right, Xu Beihong painted a blind horse."
"Why do you have to poke the blind and draw again?" Shi Fukuan said.
Shen Changle said: "That's right, otherwise he wouldn't dare to come to the grassland to paint blind horses, and our Mongolian brothers and sisters would be beaten away if he came."
"Hahahahaha!"
"it is good!!!"
The audience below applauded.
"Shi Fukuan smiled and said: "It's true that we Inner Mongolians love horses, but what they paint is horses. "
(End of this chapter)
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