Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 105 This Is Not a Kindergarten Car!

"Good good good good!!!!"

"another one!!!!"

The audience laughed, regardless of those who have heard cross talk before, or those who have never heard cross talk before.

Everyone was infected by the two people on the stage. Just a few words can make people laugh and laugh, as if this handsome fellow grew up in their laughter.

The father and two who were about to leave after bowing had no choice but to stop.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "One more? Is there enough food for another one?"

"enough!!!"

"One more good one!!!"

Shen Changle smiled and said to Shi Fukuan: "Master, what should we do then? Shall we go against each other again?"

"Come on, happy today, everyone is so enthusiastic." Shi Fukuan said with a smile.

"Let's talk about that again. It's midnight and there are no outsiders. Let's talk about something that the TV station doesn't allow to broadcast?" Shen Changle laughed.

Shi Fukuan said: "You don't need to say this, the TV station will not let you broadcast the part you just mentioned!!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"That's right!!!"

"We love to listen to what's not allowed!!!"

"Let's play "The Horse Pole" again, it sounds good!"

Shen Changle said with a smile: "It's enough for fun and you can't keep singing. I used to know Sister Wulantuoya, since I finished singing this song."

"What's the matter?" Shi Fukuan continued.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, I won't contact you anymore, and I called to say that I was blacklisted..."

"You deserve it, they just made up that song." Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "You may be tired of talking about me just now, let me tell you about my master's family this time."

"Hey, don't look at my master's age, my grandma is young and beautiful. It can be said that her eyebrows are thick and springy, her pupils are cut in autumn water, and the corners of her eyes are endless. There are countless kinds of coquettish... Ah." Shen Changle said with a smirk and a happy face.

"Go away!!! Don't mention our family, our family is doing well." Shi Fukuan hurriedly stopped.

Shen Changle said: "Er... Then let's make a compromise and say that my partner is your apprentice Hou Zhenxing? Anyway, he was drunk and fell asleep."

"Why don't you say that drinking will delay things? Okay, I have no objection." Shi Fukuan also said with a smirk.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Seeing the expressions of the father and father on the stage carved out of the same mold, everyone was amused.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "It's too much to talk about Hou Zhen. Hey, master, do you know that Hou Zhen has a younger sister?"

"Yo, I really don't know, what's wrong?" Shi Fukuan asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "Hou Zhen is a very pleasant person, not only him, but also his relatives, I think all of them are pleasant, and the best of them is his sister."

"What kind of cola method!" Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "It looks so beautiful! Has anyone eaten that baked sweet potato?"

Shi Fukuan said: "Oh...it looks like a baked sweet potato."

"It doesn't look so good without you." Shen Changle waved his hand.

Shi Fukuan said: "Good guys are not as good-looking as sweet potatoes, are they?"

Shen Changle said: "How should I describe it? It's like a piece of very hot roasted sweet potato. When I picked it up, I couldn't catch it. Crack!"

"Dropped?" Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "At this time, a team of football players came running from far away, hundreds of people, they happened to be wearing spiked shoes and stepped on the sweet potato, and then a dog came and pooped on it, um that's all."

"You are really capable of describing your appearance into a story." Shi Fukuan said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, this girl's appearance is really close. Stick it on the door to ward off evil spirits, and stick it on the bed to prevent pregnancy."

"Hey! This is too much, is contraception reasonable? If you say that, Durex will go bankrupt?" Shi Fukuan stopped.

"Hahaha contraception!"

"It's too bad for me to go to Shen Changle."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed.

Shen Changle said: "I remember the day of the return in 1997, people from the district came out to look for her."

"You kid, don't go out today."

Shi Fukuan said: "Why don't you let people go out?"

Shen Changle said: "Your girl is like this. Once you go out and let the British see it, they will not return it if you feel awkward."

"My God, it's not that serious, is it? Does anyone want something like this?" Shi Fukuan said.

"It's almost 40 and no one wants it." Shen Changle said.

"If you want a daughter from another family, one day you go out to play and don't come back for two days. The adults in the family will die in a hurry."

"This kid, where did he go after he didn't go home for two days, won't he meet bad people?"

Shi Fukuan said: "That's right, you must be worried."

"This girl is free to go out to play. If she doesn't come back for two days, his father will be worried at home." Shen Changle said.

"Oh, I don't know which kid is in trouble again."

Shi Fukuan said: "Oh, so you are worried about your opponent?"

The audience below leaned forward and back together.

Shen Changle said: "It's the inner sky. I don't know why I went to the back mountain to play. I met a few hooligans. The moon was dark and the wind was high and the clouds blocked the moon. I can't see her face clearly. I know it should be a woman. of."

"After discussing with the gangsters, they insulted her inhumanely. After a while, the moon appeared, and the four looked up at the girl's face, and hand in hand, they rushed to the police station to surrender.

"Ah??? It's so powerful!"

"As soon as the girl comes home, the village will be full of excitement. Let's celebrate by slaughtering pigs and sheep, eating noodles and boiled dumplings." Shen Changle said.

Shi Fukuan was dumbfounded: "What is there to celebrate?"

"There is true love in the world, and hooligans can also do good deeds. This is considered a welfare for other girls." Shen Changle said.

"Hey guy!" Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "From now on, this girl is addicted. She looks everywhere, but there is still a hooligan? Is there a hooligan? Some big brother and sister, please give me a hooligan!"

Shi Fukuan said: "This girl is also bewildered."

Shen Changle said: "In the end, this girl forced her to find a police station, and the police uncle has no choice but to persuade her."

"Because there are so many hooligans locked up here." Shi Fukuan said with a smile.

Shen Changle said: "The girl is banging on the door outside and yelling: 'Let me in!!!'"

"The hooligans inside also shouted: 'Masters, please let us out!'"

"This girl is a talent!" Shi Fukuan exclaimed.

Shen Changle said: "Kung fu pays off, and it won't be a day that I was strolling in the back mountain again, just in the place where dreams come true, and I saw two people in the distance."

"This is a criminal gang that escaped from the black province. There are three people in total. They kill, set fire and kidnap children. They do all sorts of crimes."

"My god." Shi Fukuan said.

"Today, these two boys just finished receiving the hand on the grass, and the sack was thrown on the ground casually."

"When the girl thought about it, she came up with a way to put a sack of pants on herself at once, and if she didn't think it was enough, she put two more on herself.

"These two people were taken aback when they came back. When they came back, they saw that there was an extra person in the sack. Hey, what year is it? The business is getting better and better."

Shi Fukuan said: "This can also be called business..."

Shen Changle said: "Hey, it's a good thing anyway. The two gangsters tied up the leader of the sack and drove back. The leader is waiting here. Why did you come back so early today? Look, there is a self-inflicted Luo Wang, let’s take a look first.”

"This guy is the worst. He killed his father at the age of seven, killed his mother at the age of 12, and killed himself at the age of 15. He is full of inhumanity. Watch him for 5 minutes."

"How is it?" Shi Fukuan said.

"Tears came down after watching it for 5 minutes. Eldest sister, I think there is some misunderstanding between us."

"We are out of conscience and shouldn't come out to do these things. How about I have 10 yuan here, which was blackmailed yesterday. You take it and go home first. My two brothers and I will surrender now. I will try to get it by the end of the year." A model worker is back, do you think it's okay, sister?"

"Good guy, this boss is so frightened..." Shi Fukuan said speechlessly.

Shen Changle continued to speak in a female voice: "What misunderstanding, there is no door. The few of you have fallen into my hands, and the four of us will get married."

"How did four people get married? Who is kidnapping who? This is it!" Shi Fukuan complained.

Shen Changle said: "Sister, I don't think there is any hurdle in this world that cannot be overcome, you can make a condition, let me kill the personal computer, whatever.

"I don't! Let four of us get married today."

Shi Fukuan said: "This girl is persistent."

"Boss can't help it, the one next to him sighed, oh you bastard, catch the toad and make a ball of powder, you're right, it's you, come here, you marry her!"

"My buddy took out a gun from his waist and killed himself with a single shot."

Shi Fukuan was startled and said: "My God, one person died with just one sentence?"

"Look, the bloody reality, this is all retribution, you are so vicious."

"After finishing speaking, the boss pointed to another one and said, "Come on, marry her!" "Shen Changle learns.

"Speak again, you are saying that I will die too!"

Shi Fukuan said: "These prisoners are really hard enough."

"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, do you still know the place where this person was picked up?"

"The little brother thought about it and said he knew her, but the boss said: 'Buy a car, send it, send it, send it! Pull her to the place where I found it and send her back!"

Shi Fukuan said: "This is a good idea."

Shen Changle said: "This guy is driving a car, and only brakes when he reaches the inland area. He lights a cigarette and says in a low voice:"

"Sister, get out of the car. Killing people is nothing more than nodding your head. Give us a chance to recreate ourselves, okay?"

"I don't! I'm marrying you two! This girl is holding the car door tightly with both hands and won't let go."

"Oh retribution! This is my life! The boss stamped his feet and beat his chest while sighing with emotion."

Shi Fukuan said: "Then what should we do?"

Shen Changle imitated the robber, smoking a cigarette: "I don't want the car, let's go!"

"Oh, I don't want the car either!" Shi Fukuan laughed.

　Tomorrow the novel will be officially released after [-] o'clock. Dear bosses and parents, please make sure to make arrangements for all the first orders, at least five shifts tomorrow! ! !Thank you thank you! ! !
　　
　
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