Chapter 104 Driving All the Way

Shen Changle said: "However, after studying it, I still feel that it is meaningless to copy famous artists. I want to innovate, and I also want to specialize in painting one kind of animal."

"Oh, you have to be innovative, so what are you planning to specialize in painting?" Shi Fukuan asked curiously.

Shen Changle said proudly: "Draw maggots, one by one, one by one."

"Good guy, look at the thing you picked, what's so good about it?" Shi Fukuan frowned.

Shen Changle said proudly, "That means you haven't seen my work yet."

"You still have works???" Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "Of course, the pants are on fire - the crotch is on fire! The first work - "Picture of Eight Maggots"!"

Shi Fukuan said: "You have some common sense, okay, that's the picture of Eight Horses!"

Shen Changle said: "We are different, he is eight horses, and I am eight maggots."

"Each of the eight maggots is different. There are shy maggots, beautiful maggots, hot-headed maggots, and what kind of rogue maggots!"

"Sisters, come and play, my bed is big and spacious!" Shen Changle said with a smirk.

Shi Fukuan said: "The last wretched maggot is definitely your true self."

Shen Changle said: "This is more than that, "Jinling Thirteen Maggots"! There is also the best "Hundred Maggots Competing for Beauty"! It's so good, my pinnacle work!"

"Good guy, isn't "Hundred Maggots Struggle for a Feast" that is "Ten Thousand Maggots Scrambling for Rice Fields"? What's there to watch?" Shi Fukuan said with a look of disgust.

"Hahaha!"

"Woo..."

Everyone was overjoyed, but the person who was eating meat and gnawing on the leg of lamb burst into laughter at this moment, and then put down the leg of lamb with a speechless face, it was so fucking disgusting!

"What banquet? I'm talking about a banquet..." Shen Changle misunderstood.

Shi Fukuan said: "That's right, that's what I said!"

Shen Changle said: "That's wrong! I said gorgeous, gorgeous."

Shi Fukuan said: "That maggot didn't talk about competing for beauty, what's so interesting about the whole pile."

Shen Changle said: "That's because you don't have the ability to appreciate, and there's that little story, right?"

""Little Maggot Looking for Mom"!"

"It's "Little Tadpole Looking for Mom", please don't ruin everyone's childhood."

Shen Changle said: "What you are talking about is your childhood. We are born in the 90s, and the fairy tales are all from that foreign country, "Cinderella"!"

"Don't be ashamed, it's called "Cinderella", you post-90s are too timid!" Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "Alright, don't care what it's called. The story is so good. Cinderella, who is loved by no one, got the help of magic. She dressed like a princess and went to dance with the prince."

"It's almost twelve o'clock, and Cinderella is about to leave, but the prince grabbed her."

"Sister, don't go~~don't go~~Our bed is big and spacious~~"

Shi Fukuan said speechlessly: "Are you a prince, or that maggot just now?"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Of course it's the prince, this Cinderella has to talk even if the prince grabs her hand."

Immediately, Shen Changle turned her head and switched to a female voice: "No way bro, it's the bell~"

"Go! Is this Cinderella pinching her feet? Why is there an extra clock?" Shi Fukuan hurriedly stopped him.

Shen Changle thought for a long time and said, "Eh...they said it's here...it's twelve o'clock."

"My mother, Sang, told me to go home."

"What a good guy, it's mother-san, it seems that the place where the feet are pinched is not very authentic." Shi Fukuan laughed.

"Woo..."

The audience below booed.

Shen Changle said: "Of course it was when I was young, and when I grow up, everyone no longer reads fairy tales."

"Oh, what are you looking at?" Shi Fukuan said.

"Television, domestically produced, such as the most popular variety show a while ago, only a few fathers brought their children to play that." Shen Changle said.

Shi Fukuan said: "Oh, I know it's called "Where's Dad?""

"Where am I not going, I'm here to talk about cross talk." Shen Changle said seriously.

"Go away!!! Take advantage!" Shi Fukuan pushed Shen Changle angrily.

Shen Changle said: "I heard that some time ago, there were TV spots that also asked you to shoot variety shows, right?"

"Yes, that's the case. I like to go out and play." Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "Mango Channel, a variety show run by a big variety show, invited my master, Mr. Shi Fukuan, whose name sounds nice "The Strongest Sword in the Dragon Kingdom""

"Hehe, yes, no!!! That's called "The Strongest Voice of the Dragon Kingdom"" Shi Fukuan quickly explained.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "It's almost the same. I heard that you are still the top eight in the country. I heard that your body is well maintained, Master."

"Why did you listen to my wife?" Shi Fukuan asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "It's not just what your wife said, I heard the same from Hou Sanye's wife... and my teacher's wife also said the same..."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed one after another, Hou Sanye couldn't help but said helplessly:

"It must have taken advantage of it just now, and now it's taken in again. This little brat dares to say anything."

Shi Fukuan shyly said: "I'm still ashamed when you say that."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "That's right, this is a variety show, but the most classic one has to be a TV series. The [-]rd edition of "Journey to the West" is so good."

"You're really right about that, Journey to the West is really good."

Shen Changle said: "Master, do you know the part that impressed me the most?"

"Yo, then I can't guess, that part?" Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "It's Tang Seng, master and apprentice, who went to Daughter Country. Tang Seng is handsome. The Queen of Daughter Country saw Tang Seng right at a glance, and even sang a song directly."

"That's right, everyone should have an impression." Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "The queen has status, she opened her mouth and sang like this."

"Hey, give me a piece of blue sky and a rising sun, give me a gust of wind blowing into the distance. Give me a man, I'll use it for one night, give me a small leather whip~call me queen~"

Shi Fukuan said with a speechless face: "Good guy, it's the first time I know that the daughter's country is in Mongolia, don't you say that she is really a queen."

"Hahahahaha!"

"I can still sing like this when I go to "The Horse Pole"!"

Shen Changle said: "Of course this is a joke. What the queen sang seriously is actually a touching song "Daughter's Love""

"Oh, that's right." Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said: "This is how the song is sung, everyone pay attention to it."

"Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together, and the spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating."

"Quietly ask the holy monk whether the daughter is beautiful or not, and whether the daughter is beautiful or not."

"What do you say about royal power and wealth, what are you afraid of?"

"I only wish that the sky and the earth will last forever, and I will be with the person I want closely."

"Brother Yudi stay here~"

Shen Changle's female vocals amazed the audience.

Shi Fukuan said: "It's really touching."

Shen Changle continued in a male voice: "No, the Buddha will know."

"This reminds me of Buddha." Shi Fukuan said.

"Brother Yudi stay here, our bed is big and spacious, just for one night, at worst, why don't you take a whip?" Shen Changle said shyly.

Shi Fukuan said: "Yeah, it's in the same series as the rogue maggot."

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

The audience laughed madly.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, you little goblin, the poor monk will take care of you tonight!"

"Slow!!! Are you Tang Seng?" Shi Fukuan hurriedly stopped him.

Shen Changle said solemnly: "I am Zhu Bajie!"

"What's the matter with Zhu Bajie here?" Shi Fukuan said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "The king of the Daughter Kingdom is also angry, please do me a Tang monk, that pig will deal with me."

"Don't point at me as a pig!" Shi Fukuan said angrily.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yes, that pig will deal with me, Tang Monk, you go on your Yangguan Road, I have my single-plank bridge, my wife has people chasing them, they are all princes from various countries, I sing a song and they all come .”

"What song are you singing? Princes from various countries can come, and they don't understand the language." Shi Fukuan said.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "That's not easy, sing "Daughter's Love" and put it together."

"Oh! Can you come here?" Shi Fukuan said

Shen Changle said: "Master, open your ears and listen carefully, I will sing it once."

"Sawadika transvestite is from Thailand~, Salang hey~ Yo Bangzi Smecta~, come on baby~ come on baby~, search for dead~ flax~."

"Fuck you!" Shi Fukuan laughed.

 The title of the book "Didn't I Enter a Fake Journey to the West" is a book by the author group friends, I recommend everyone to read it
  


(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like