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Chapter 189 Classmate, This Isolation Heap Is You......

Chapter 189 Classmate, This Isolation Heap Is You......

Shen Changle said: "Of course the boss was rescued in the end, but this method is still not recommended for everyone to try."

Hou Zhen said with a smile: "That's for sure, besides, who would be so stupid to try this?"

Shen Changle said: "As soon as you enter the university, you are a freshman. To be honest, I just focus on it. Good good study, day day up."

Hou Zhen wondered, "Why???"

Shen Changle said: "Translating into Chinese means studying hard and making progress every day."

"Oh, you English who was struck by lightning." Hou Zhen said helplessly.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Actually, a large part of this learning is still influenced by our elder brother."

"Just the one in blood loss shock?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "Yes, I love learning very much after studying hard."

Hou Zhendao: "That's amazing, it should be able to have a good result."

Shen Changle said: "It's no exaggeration to say that he has learned so much that his life is full of this academic term."

Hou Zhen said: "You have to talk about it carefully."

Shen Changle said: "One time, he studied too hard, his eyes were uncomfortable and he went to the school hospital to see a doctor, and it started when he entered the door."

"Yes." Hou Zhen.

Shen Changle coughed lightly, and his voice became weak from the right: "Which...cough cough cough cough...that doctor..."

Hou Zhen said helplessly: "Is it the eyes or lack of blood? Or else just open two catties of jujube brown sugar and go back to make up for it first."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Doctor... my eyes, when the light is projected on an object and then reflected back to the pupil, it always produces a repetitive but somewhat illusory image next to the object."

"Hiss... Oops, this is a bit complicated, you can continue." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle continued: "But this image and this body are not separated, but a relationship of intersection with some overlap."

Hou Zhendao: "This elder brother is definitely from the director department. Look at this expression, isn't that what the doctor said?"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "The doctor was also puzzled, and asked a question after thinking about it for a long time."

"Student, are you seeing double images???"

"Hahaha... er..." Wei Feng burst out laughing, halfway through the laugh, he looked around in embarrassment, and found that his roommates were laughing louder than he was and devoted, so he immediately stopped worrying about it, and quickly devoted himself again to the joyous audience.

Hou Zhendao: "If I were this doctor, I would have to give him another blood test. I'm so pissed at this man."

Shen Changle: "This doctor is very good at generalizing."

"That's called generalization ability, as long as a normal person says that." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Don't worry about it, at least the spirit of others needs to be learned, and I will follow!"

"Start learning at six o'clock in the morning, learning by walking, learning by sitting, learning by standing, learning by eating, even dreaming is learning."

"Then the grades should have improved a lot?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said: "It's a pity that I didn't. My interest has shifted in my sophomore year."

"Oh, I have other interests." Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle said: "I fell in love with this sport. It was influenced by our second brother. What is football the most? Every weekend, my second brother and I go to the football field to play football."

Hou Zhendao: "Then it's good to have a good body by exercising."

Shen Changle said: "But after all, we are not the Imperial Sports Academy, especially my second brother, who plays mediocre."

"It's okay to participate." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The main reason is that he is unruly. Sometimes he accidentally gets anxious, knocks his elbows, and touches the ball with his hands."

"In less than 10 minutes, two yellow disks came down."

"Hahaha!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hey, pay attention to your words, what are you talking about???" Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped him.

Shen Changle said solemnly: "I'm not talking nonsense, there are rules on the football field, if there is a yellow or red plate for a foul, what will happen?"

Hou Zhendao: "This one has to go to the voice, others call it yellow card, red card!!!"

"Okay, okay, anyway, that's what it means. I started playing football at six o'clock in the morning. I played for a whole day, and came back sweating profusely at night. I even dreamed of playing football." Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhen said: "It's okay to exercise to get in shape."

Shen Changle said: "That's not true. As soon as I arrive at the junior year, I'm in love for the first time."

"Woooooooo..." The audience below burst into laughter.

Hou Zhen laughed and said, "I know you're starting to like men."

Shen Changle said: "What does it mean to like men?"

"I'm in my third year in college, isn't it just you who have never had a date? If you say that you want to change your taste, I will believe it."

Shen Changle said: "I mean I used to like women."

"Like men now?" Hou Zhen asked.

"No, I mean I liked it before, but I didn't dare to pursue it. Now that I'm in my junior year, I dare to pursue my female classmates." Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhendao: "It stands to reason that with your height, you don't have to worry about this, what do you think???"

"Shen Changle, I love you!!"

"Male god!!!"

"Chang Le, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!!!"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "There are still people who want to give birth to monkeys for me, isn't it how we are educated?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Shen Changle said: "The main thing was that I was fat at that time. It didn't mean that I was starved and skinny after three years in the Deyun Club. The big fat Sun Yue in the Deyun Club before, two Sun Yues could jump out of me."

"My god, it's hard to find someone." Hou Zhen praised with a smile.

Shen Changle said: "Influenced by our third brother, do you know what his nickname is?"

Hou Zhen said: "What?"

Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said, "Love Saint, I was dumped by 18 girls within a year."

Hou Zhen smiled and said, "It's similar to me. One year I got 23 partners, and lost [-]."

Shen Changle reacted quickly, and said with a brainstorm: "Oh, it means that there are three more pregnant women? That's not too bad. What if there is a celebrity in his belly, wouldn't you just make money?"

Hou Zhen smiled and said: "There are not two, one is pregnant with twins."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed, their hands almost turned red.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, I'm happy to be a father in four months, and you will have sons and daughters in the future."

Hou Zhen knew that the topic was off topic, so he took advantage of the pause in the laughter to answer: "Go, go! Don't mention me, talk about your business."

Shen Changle smiled and said, "My third brother taught me experience."

"What should I do if I want to pursue that girl? You strike up a conversation, you go directly to him, and pick up something from your side, for example: Did you drop this classmate's scarf? Isn't this a conversation. "

Hou Zhendao: "Don't say this is really a move."

Shen Changle said: "Give it a try. In a blink of an eye when I went out, I saw a very quiet and ladylike girl, so I mustered up the courage to go up."

"Hey, come on, do as they say." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said in a broadcast voice: "Student, did you drop this brick???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter instantly.

Hou Zhen smiled and said, "Don't say that the one on the side of the road is the most common."

Shen Changle said: "This girl grabbed the brick and gave me a good meal."

"But it's inevitable that I made some mistakes the first time. We can improve slowly. From that day on, the whole school is full of scenes where I strike up girls."

Hou Zhendao: "Give me a good introduction."

Shen Changle said: "Did you drop this table, classmate?" After saying that, Shen Changle made a gesture of hitting someone with the table.

"Oh... this is a student of carpentry, you just took the table and patted him."

Shen Changle said: "Did you drop this shovel, classmate?"

"Oh... this is a student from the Department of Archeology, so let's just bury it."

Shen Changle said: "Student, this... Is it you who dropped the isolation pile?"

"Oh my god, this is a major in civil engineering. After we bury the stele, and Gu Er blows the suona, we can have a feast." Hou Zhen laughed.

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