Chapter 190 Carved Table
Shen Changle said: "It's okay, I won't give up!!!"

"That's right, you're already dead! Didn't you go to the construction site to find a partner??? Why don't you ask others."

"Did you drop this isolation pile of classmates?" Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle said: "I have been beaten by many of them, but I am not discouraged."

"It's a pity that you don't hit anyone." Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle said: "On that day, I saw another female classmate in the chemistry laboratory, she was very pretty."

Hou Zhendao: "Aren't you idle when you go to the chemistry lab???"

Shen Changle said: "She is in the front, I gently put her shoulders on her shoulders from behind, and picked up a test tube."

"That classmate, this... It's all right."

Hou Zhen said, "Why are you all right?"

Shen Changle said: "I glanced at the test tube—aqua regia!"

Hou Zhendao: "Hey, it would be fun if you take it and splash it on your face. It is said that this aqua regia can even melt gold."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "If it really splashed on the face, it should be like this next time."

"Student~~~ Did you drop this bowl of Mengpo soup~~~"

Hou Zhendao: "I say this thing is haunted."

Shen Changle said: "Until my senior year, I still sang my "Single Love Song", walking on the main road without love."

"The credits are almost completed, and the work... Everyone has nothing to do, and the pressure is very high. The only few points that have not been completed, have not been passed, and everyone will not go to class anymore..."

Hou Zhen said: "What's the matter, don't you go to class???"

Shen Changle said: "Everyone is going to interview, who is still in class, the teacher is in a hurry."

"That's not okay, roll call in the next class, whoever will tell you that you don't have a single credit."

Hou Zhen said: "You are so strict."

Shen Changle said: "The next morning, I was still in a drowsy sleep, so I heard someone beside me."

"Hey, fourth brother, I have to go for an interview today, please promise me when you get to the classroom."

"Hey fourth brother, you know I just went to work today, so I can't ask for leave, please promise me for a while."

"This is also something." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle finally added another one: "That Changle, in fact, on the level of ontology and metaphysics, I really want to go to class."

Hou Zhendao: "Well, the body is feeling better now, I guess there is no shortage of blood."

Shen Changle said: "But, during this period of 12-13 hours, when I eat, that is, when I supplement nutrition with glucose and protein, there is a puff of gas from my mouth to the abdominal cavity, which is produced in the lower part of my abdomen. It felt like a throbbing pain.”

Hou Zhen said: "Hey, it's best not to eat out."

Shen Changle said: "As a result, this morning, my labor pains became more and more obvious, more and more painful..."

"You go and pull it!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience laughed out loud and burst into applause.

Hou Zhen raised Thumbs up and said, "Yes, your generalization is quite in place."

Shen Changle said: "Actually, I stayed up late last night too..."

"Take it too!" Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle said: "That's not the case, write a resume and interview for a job."

Hou Zhendao: "It is indeed not easy."

Shen Changle said: "I agreed in a daze."

"Don't worry, don't worry, leave this matter to me, and I will promise you for a while."

"For the brothers." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It's early for class. I walked into the classroom alone. The teacher and classmates haven't come yet. I lay down on the table and squinted for a while, in a daze, and then I heard the teacher start to roll the roll."

"Your job is coming." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It will be here soon, Shen Changle—here!"

"Dalang - to ~"

"Erlang—here!!"

"Three wolves—here they are!!!"

"Why do you still have a different voice?" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle said: "You can't let the teacher know that it's a person, so it has to be high and low to hide it."

"I just said that I got away with fooling around, and the teacher spoke."

Hou Zhen said: "What's wrong?"

Shen Changle said: "Shen Changle! What are you doing?"

"I'm not doing anything."

"Shen Changle, open your eyes and look around."

Hou Zhen said: "Yes."

Shen Changle said: "I looked up and saw that it was time to stop cooking. I was the only one in class today."

"Hahaha!!!"

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

The students leaned forward and back together with laughter.

"The second person you learn will be considered a failure." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "In a blink of an eye, it will be the July graduation season, and the classmates and brothers will go their separate ways."

"Friends go together for the rest of their lives, those days are no longer there, a word for a lifetime, love a glass of wine for a lifetime, the eldest went to the TV station, the second went to Hengdian Film and Television City to work with the crew, and the third went home to inherit the family's business."

"They're all pretty good, each has its own way of living," Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It's okay, brothers, when everyone misses me, come back to school to see me!"

Hou Zhendao: "Good guy, you didn't graduate???"

Shen Changle said: "The school won't let me go. What can I do? They say I haven't passed half a level of English."

"It's already half a level and still can't pass? You hold a piece of meat to teach for so long, and the dog can say hello."

Shen Changle said: "The main thing is that I am a native of Longguo, why should I learn English? Fortunately, there is a make-up exam."

Hou Zhen said: "Then hurry up and review."

"I really don't have time, I'm busy looking for a job interview, besides, I'm a patriotic person, I don't learn foreign languages!" Shen Changle said.

Hou Zhen clasped his hands and said, "You are patriotic, and I don't see you watching Tokyo's porn less."

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahaha love...or an action movie???"

The audience followed suit.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "I'll pay you back tomorrow after I finish watching."

"Mine???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "There is no way, since you can't study well, you have to find another way to take the exam."

"Have you paid attention?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yes, the first night, I went directly to the classroom where I was taking the exam with a pen, and I started writing with the flashlight on after the seat was aligned."

"I thought you were going to steal something." Hou Zhen said.

"I wrote a table densely, and I wrote that yellow table into black." Shen Changle said triumphantly.

Hou Zhen said: "Good craftsmanship."

Shen Changle said: "It's almost time for the exam after I finished writing, I sat on the chair beautifully, hey, I can graduate now."

"But soon I felt something was wrong. The invigilator and the students who came in were wrong, and it was even worse when the papers were handed out. Why is this in Japanese?"

Hou Zhendao: "What's going on?"

"I quickly got up and asked the invigilator, teacher, isn't this classroom 302, Block B? Isn't this supposed to be an English test? Why did you change it to Japanese?"

"The invigilator came over and looked at the admission ticket and said, honey, this is 302, Block C, you are going the wrong way."

Hou Zhen said with a smile: "Good guy, your efforts are in vain."

Shen Changle said: "I became stupid in an instant. I didn't write in 302, Block B. In the past, I must have failed. Then I will stay and continue to take the Japanese test? But all I know is listening???"

"Oh yes, love action movies usually don't deserve subtitles." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said excitedly: "I gritted my teeth and said no, I have to go! As the saying goes, if you know that there are tigers in the mountains, you will go to the mountains with tigers, the exams will be dangerous, and you will have a red sun in your heart. Isn't it 302, Block B? Here I am." !!!”

"Okay!!! That's right!!!" Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle smiled wryly: "I carried the table over there."

(End of this chapter)

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