Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 227 Love Master
Shen Changle said: "It's the same meaning anyway, it's not a big problem."

Tao Yunsheng said: "That's a big problem!"

Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay, anyway, we are meeting again from today, and we have made an appointment to keep in touch later."

"At two o'clock in the morning that night, I was falling asleep when you suddenly called me."

Tao Yunsheng said: "It's late at night? Why should I call you?"

Shen Changle said: "I'm also wondering, hello? Tao Yunsheng? Why are you calling me late at night?"

Shen Changle changed the tone and continued: "That Changle, can you come to the woods in the suburbs? I have something to ask for your help?"

Tao Yunsheng said, "Why are you going to the forest?"

Shen Changle said: "What's the matter, Taoer? What do you want me to do?"

"That Changle, I was hungry at night and said I went to the refrigerator to find something to eat. After searching around, I found a durian, a handful of bananas, a can of Wangzhihe stinky fermented bean curd, and a can of herring. I thought about it Just add it all together and put it in the microwave.”

Tao Yunsheng said: "No, my taste is too strong!"

Shen Changle said: "I said try it, heat it up in the microwave oven to the highest heat, open the lid and smell it lightly——hoh!!!"

"How does it taste?" Tao Yunsheng asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "It smells like shit! Good guy, the neighbors next door were all woken up by choking at night, knocking on the door frantically, thinking I'm cooking shit at home!"

"Oh my god, it's disgusting."

Shen Changle said: "I woke up two hours later, my nose is out of order, and the house smells so bad that I can't stay here anymore, so I'm going out for a stroll."

"Walking around, I just walked into the woods here, and suddenly my stomach hurts, but I forgot to bring the paper, so I remembered to call you now."

Tao Yunsheng said helplessly, "This is too troublesome."

Shen Changle said: "I also mean the same thing. I am sleepy and come up with an idea. That Taoer, since you are in the woods, just grab a couple of leaves and wipe it off. You don't have to be so particular about it outside."

Shen Changle imitated Tao Yunsheng and said: "Changle... No way, my place is a pine forest!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The smiles on the audience's faces couldn't be taken back at all, and they all followed suit.

Tao Yunsheng said: "Good guy, if you wipe it, it's like rolling the nail board."

Shen Changle said: "There is no way, good brother, good brother, I have to go to the rescue, drive at night, and send you paper."

Tao Yunsheng gave a thumbs up and said, "You are righteous."

Shen Changle said: "I also asked casually on the way to send you back after delivering the paper:"

"That Tao'er, you are not young anymore, and you haven't married a wife to take care of you, you have been tossing around in the middle of the night."

"As soon as the words came out of your mouth, you started to cry, tears streaming down your face, and your socks were all wet."

Tao Yunsheng said, "Why are you so sad?"

Shen Changle couldn't help laughing and said: "I'm also wondering, what's the matter, I only found out the reason after careful questioning, and I laughed out loud."

Tao Yunsheng said: "I'm so sad, why are you laughing?"

Shen Changle said: "Actually, you also had a girlfriend, and the relationship was good. You have been in love for eight years!"

Tao Yunsheng said: "Oh, it's okay, it means that the relationship is very good."

Shen Changle said: "You thought so too. You were already planning to get married. Who knew that one day you would go on a business trip early and return to the hut where the two lived together, planning to surprise your girlfriend."

"Who would want your girlfriend to dress up beautifully and wear very simple clothes."

"Very simple clothes?" Tao Yunsheng asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "How should I put it, there is a one-centimeter black tube top tied around the neck, with a little thorn on it..."

Tao Yunsheng listened for a long time before he realized: "It's gone??? It's just a one-centimeter tube top, or is it around the neck? Then you can see everything???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "You can't say that, isn't it covering your neck a bit, besides, what is your own wife afraid of?"

Tao Yunsheng said reassuringly, "That's true, anyway, I'm at home."

Shen Changle said: "You're fine, but when your daughter-in-law saw your face change, she asked why you came back today? Shouldn't it be tomorrow?"

Tao Yunsheng said: "What are you talking about? What am I afraid of when I go back to my home sooner or later."

Shen Changle said: "Yes, your daughter-in-law thought about it and said: That's fine, since today is a coincidence, let me do a magic trick for you."

"Magic???" Tao Yunsheng wondered.

Shen Changle said: "Your daughter-in-law directly led you to the bedroom, pointed to the quilt and said: Look after your eyes and don't prick your eyes, the following is the moment to witness a miracle!"

"After speaking, I suddenly lifted the quilt, and there was a big guy inside, naked, holding a leather shoelace in his hand, and he said hello to you: Hi, hello!!!"

"My god!" Tao Yunsheng said.

Shen Changle said in shock and anger, "Damn!!!"

"Hit him!!!" Tao Yunsheng said angrily.

Shen Changle said with a shocked face: "Fuck, how did your magic become so amazing!!!"

"Tell me that you didn't tell me before, is there any taboo about passing this thing on males and not females... Oh no, you are females."

"It's not what I care about? Is my IQ too low?" Tao Yunsheng said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "After what happened that night, you also thought about it. It was inevitable that you were a little bit confused by the authorities at first."

"That's true." Tao Yunsheng nodded.

Shen Changle said nonsense in a serious manner: "You have been thinking about it for three years, and you feel that you have tasted it, so you went home to find your wife again."

"Three years? It's not that my reflex arc is too long!" Tao Yunsheng said.

Shen Changle said: "Daughter-in-law, I thought about the incident three years ago and thought it wasn't right? It shouldn't have been conjured up, right? There was no white smoke coming out of your bed, and besides, you didn't conjure him up. I still have to borrow the taxi fare for him going out..."

"Your daughter-in-law smacked her lips and said: Tao Yunsheng, if it's because of your IQ, let's break up, we're not suitable."

Tao Yunsheng said: "Oh, she still proposed to break up."

Shen Changle learned: "Before and after you... I have also found many boyfriends, and the sum is enough to make a table of mahjong."

"Oh, four boyfriends, that's a lot," Tao Yunsheng said.

Shen Changle waved his hand and said, "No, I'm not talking about people, I'm talking about mahjong tiles."

"Good guy, there are more than 100 people!!!" Tao Yunsheng said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle gave a thumbs up and said: "This is what I've seen before. After we broke up and inquired about it, I was with you for eight years, and seven and a half of them were with other men. ex-husband, 22 fiancés, forty boyfriends, 28-year-old bosom friend."

Tao Yunsheng said helplessly: "My good fellow, this is Leng's formation of a set of one hundred and eight generals in Liangshan."

Shen Changle said solemnly: "At this time, I couldn't help but think of a song, you fall in love with a wild horse, and your head is covered with grassland~"

"Go!!!" Tao Yun said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Everyone laughed, and everyone burst into tears with joy.

(End of this chapter)