Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 228 The Master of Love Continued

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, the end result is a happy breakup."

"You call this happy?" Tao Yunsheng asked with a cold face.

Shen Changle said: "As the saying goes, there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests...the grassland is all green..." While talking, Shen Changle looked at Tao Yunsheng with malicious eyes glance over the head.

Tao Yunsheng said: "You can stop after you finish the first sentence."

Shen Changle said: "After a long persuasion, I finally sent you home, and within three days I called again!"

Tao Yunsheng said, "I've been a little busy on the phone too."

Shen Changle said: "Hey Taoer, if I'm asked to deliver paper again this time, I'll hang up. Even if it's a pine branch, you can make do with it."

Shen Changle changed the tone and continued to learn: "No, Changle, I was depressed at home for three days, thinking that life can't just give up like this, so I just came out to relax, who knows that I met a very beautiful beauty, I am now right behind her."

Tao Yunsheng said: "I haven't been idle for just three days?"

Shen Changle said: "Oh, that's good, where are you now, do you know where she lives?"

"Oh, I don't know, Chang Le, I just saw that the people here look different from us, they look like foreigners, and the climate is hotter than our Longguo, so I'm already tanned."

Tao Yunsheng was dumbfounded and said, "Huh??? They all ran off to other places? Isn't the magic power of this love too great?"

Shen Changle said: "Don't worry, now there are people who can speak the Dragon language all over the country, you can find someone who can speak foreign languages ​​and ask, let's see where you are first."

"Oh oh, Chang Le, I asked, this place is called Yilake, and I said why are there still gunshots around here, I thought this place was shooting firecrackers during the New Year in the past two days!!!"

"Good guy, I'm going straight to Iraq." Tao Yunsheng said dumbfounded.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!" The audience applauded and burst into laughter.

Shen Changle said: "That Taoer, what's your ID number? I'll go and buy you an insurance. I'm not talking about anything else, I'm just worried about your accident!"

"Woooooo..." The audience continued to boo.

Tao Yunsheng said coldly: "You are not afraid that I will have an accident, you are afraid that I will not have an accident."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "That can't be, I just care about you."

"You continue to ask, Chang Le, I know where this beauty lives, so what should I do now? Is there any way I can have sex with her."

Tao Yunsheng said: "I still have this thought."

Shen Changle said: "It's easy, I have a solution, you just live near the place where this beauty lives, remember to buy a razor and toothpaste and toothbrush!!!"

Tao Yunsheng asked curiously, "What does this have to do with the date?"

Shen Changle said: "There must be, you listen to me, drive your neighbors to work every morning...ah, when you don't go out to fight, you brush your teeth and shave outside this beautiful house, and when people around you see you, they must follow you." greet."

"What is this for?" Tao Yunsheng asked curiously.

Shen Changle rolled her eyes and said speechlessly: "That's not easy, you make the neighbors think you are the male owner of this house, so that there will be no suitors around her, so you can take advantage of the vacancy and attack slowly Well."

Tao Yunsheng gave a thumbs up and said: "I didn't say anything about this idea, absolutely nothing!!!"

Shen Changle said: "Half a month after this incident happened, one day you suddenly called for help, I had no choice but to apply for a visa quickly, and risked my life to find you."

"Why do you ask for help?" Tao Yunsheng wondered.

Shen Changle said: "I don't know either. I flew to Yilake in a day and found you according to the navigation."

"You're so happy when you see me! Your whole body is tanned by the sun, your teeth are dazzlingly white, and your toothbrush is covered with pulp, the bottom of the glass!!!"

"Don't be poor and talk about things, why should I ask for help???" Tao Yunsheng said helplessly.

Shen Changle said: "After careful questioning, I found out that you were brushing your teeth and shaving at the door of this beautiful building. You were fine a few days ago, but who knows that one day, the beautiful husband came back from a business trip and saw you being beaten up, if you didn't run fast , and the AK37 was given to Chuchu.”

"Oh! She has a husband? Then why am I chasing after him??? I didn't look at him before chasing him." Tao Yunsheng said.

Shen Changle said: "I didn't make it in time, but I still have good news, that is, her husband got bumped when he went out to fight a few days ago, and now I have another chance, but she just doesn't want to see me now."

"Brother Chang Le, you are my elder brother, can you help me? Go and talk to her about it."

Tao Yunsheng said: "Oh, I'm such a prodigal."

Shen Changle said: "I nodded, there's no way I'm here to do this, who are you? You are my good brother, I grew up with you, and I have to help with this matter."

"That Tao'er, don't worry, I'll help you, you lead the way!!! I'll help you talk!!!"

Tao Yunsheng said: "You are righteous."

Shen Changle said: "When you took me to the building where the beauty lived, I was also shocked, what a townhouse, this is so luxurious!!!"

"Oh, this beauty is still a local tyrant?" Tao Yunsheng said excitedly.

Shen Changle said: "That's right. Looking at the fog from a distance, and looking at the four kilns at a close distance, there are four locust trees at the door, there are stones for mounting and dismounting horses, and stakes for tying horses. On the other hand, there is a screen wall with bricks facing each other. North of the road. The Guangliang gate has a door lamp on the top and a lazy stool on the bottom. Inside are the return room, management office, and communication office. The two doors and four green screens sprinkle gold stars, and the four fighting parties write "Heaven and Earth! ! ! ", and on the back there are also four large characters "Haitian Shengyan! ! ! "

"…………"

"Go to the heaven and earth on the front, and the sea and sky feast on the back. This is a villa, so what's the matter?" Tao Yunsheng hurriedly stopped him.

"Hahahahaha!!!!"

The audience roared with laughter, the laughter almost shook the roof, and the two magpies standing on the roof were frightened by the sound of these hundreds of people, flapping their wings and flying away.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, is it wrong?"

Tao Yunsheng said: "That must be wrong. On the front of the house, the front of the house says Zhaizhuang Zhongzheng on the front of the four squares, and "serious and neat" on the back. Besides, isn't this a word to praise the house???"

Shen Changle suddenly realized: "Oh, that's right, that's right, I said it was wrong, anyway, this room is very luxurious."

"When you get to the door, go up to your head to get the hang of it. There are three thud thud thumps, and there are also voices from inside. Let's go, no one is here!!!"

Tao Yunsheng said: "This person is not here, where did the voice come from?"

Shen Changle learned: "Brother Changle, he's not here, let's come back tomorrow."

"It's not Tao'er... Your IQ hasn't improved much after so many years, come on, come on and call me at the door."

Tao Yunsheng said: "What kind of talk is this? Besides, if you knock on the door, the door will be opened."

Shen Changle proudly said: "That's for sure. As soon as I called the door, a very beautiful girl opened the door and came out. She is very beautiful! She is hooked and tossed, her eyebrows are black and her pupils are cut, and the corners of her eyes are endless. There are thousands of coquettish... all kinds of styles."

Tao Yunsheng said: "You have to speak clearly, don't talk nonsense."

Shen Changle said: "The beautiful woman glanced at me because I gave me a shy look."

"Damn~ come in~~~"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Tao Yunsheng said helplessly, "How the fuck does this feel like it's still heaven and earth, a sea and sky feast."

Shen Changle said: "It's still okay to talk about you, but in this state of Fu Zhi's mind, he yelled loudly before his butt sat on the sofa."

"That! I sat on the curb for too long and caught a cold and had diarrhea!!! Where is your toilet???"

Tao Yunsheng said: "You call this Fu Zhi Xin? What are you yelling about in the toilet?"

Shen Changle said: "The beauty's expression is very disgusting, and she pointed to the downstairs: Go, go! It's downstairs, the far right."

"You're gone. The beauty and I are the only two left in this room. The beauty took off her outer coat, and she is wearing a very simple pajamas inside."

"What's so simple about pajamas?" Tao Yunsheng asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "I'm a big man and I don't know too well, anyway, it looks like a fishing net, hollowed out."

Tao Yunsheng said: "My mother."

Shen Changle said: "The beauty and I went to the dining table and sat across from each other. On the dining table, we had the sobered red wine, steak, a few candles, and a candlelight dinner."

"Good guy, why doesn't this scene feel right?" Tao Yunsheng said.

Shen Changle said: "The beauty shook the red wine and said: Do you have anything to say?"

"I'm happy: Hi! I'm here for a friend, and I have nothing to say, let me sing you a song."

Tao Yunsheng said, "Oh, express yourself by singing."

Shen Changle opened his mouth and sang: "The tent was entered at three o'clock in the middle of the night, and the second father and mother were sleeping and turned on the lamp. Dressed up tonight, you are not a thief who picks flowers and steals willows. We are about the same age, and no one suffers." Ah~~~"

"It doesn't sound like you're here for a friend, the relationship between you two..." Tao Yunsheng wondered.

Shen Changle said: "What relationship can the two of us have? Speaking of the other end, you are still in the toilet to relieve yourself at this time."

Tao Yunsheng said: "Ah, that's right, anyway, I'm happy first."

Shen Changle said: "You're having a great time here. After wiping, look for the flush button. I just found it, and there is a small note on it."

"Small note? What is it written on???" Tao Yunsheng asked.

Shen Changle said: "A few words, don't use them up! You see how annoying this is, a toilet, can I still use it up for you?"

Tao Yunsheng was also filled with righteous indignation: "Yes, how could this be broken."

Shen Changle said: "You didn't care about him, just press the flush button, bang!!! The water sprayed out like that firefighter's water gun, and the water sprayed on your face, and you just realized that there was still a slap in the middle of what he said. There is a pause, it should not be used, it is broken!!!”

Tao Yunsheng said: "Good guy, is there a pause in the middle?"

Shen Changle spread his hands and said: "There is no way, the reaction is too slow, the water has already sprayed out."

"This toilet is relatively high-end. I have to take a shower occasionally. The door is waterproofed. What if the water doesn't flow out? There are more and more of them. The water level is from the ankle to the calf, and it is full to the stomach."

Tao Yunsheng said: "Then what should I do? Will I drown in a while???"

Shen Changle said: "There is only one way - drink!!!"

"Oh, just drink it raw???" Tao Yunsheng was dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "Then what should I do, after all this hesitation, the water level has reached my eyebrows, I don't need to drink it!!! Tons, tons, tons~~~"

"To put it simply, after drinking all night, I finally drank the water level from my eyebrows to my shoulders."

Tao Yunsheng said: "I just drank like this all night???"

Shen Changle said: "It's almost noon, and the beauty and I went to the toilet and opened the door: Hey Taoer, I have some good news for you, this beauty has agreed to have a date with you, when will you two get married, I have helped you with so many things today, At that time, I will not follow the bride price."

Tao Yunsheng stopped Shen Changle's unfinished sentence and said: "Slow!!! Wait first, don't mention why this beauty agreed to it, can you tell me what you all did this night first? It's only at noon the next day. Remember me???"

Shen Changle said embarrassingly: "Hey! What else can I do, just sing ditties, Daxixiang, Zhaohuatai, Farmer's Music, Shibamo, Brother-in-law's play... Cough! Sing nonsense!"

Tao Yunsheng said with a cold face: "Just sing a little song???"

Shen Changle coughed dryly: "When we're tired from singing, we'll go to sleep...sleep...sleep...water...dumplings, we also boiled and ate some dumplings for supper."

"Anyway, no matter what, you two will live a good life from today onwards. I hope that lovers will get married in the end. It's a predestined relationship, so don't miss the marriage."

"That's a good word!" Tao Yunsheng gave a thumbs up.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "These three months will pass again soon, and suddenly one day the beauty tells you: I have it~ I guess it will be born soon, and you will be a father."

"It's too fast, the baby is about to be born after just three months together?" Tao Yunsheng said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, you are so happy, you ran out happily, and bought a new set of clothes specially, dark green gown, grass green pants, leek-colored autumn clothes, emerald green hat on your head, There is also a huge emerald emerald embroidered on it, alas, this is so beautiful."

Tao Yun said angrily: "This is a good-looking fart, what about my cosplay bastard???"

Shen Changle said: "After putting on new clothes and returning home, you tell your father: Dad, my girlfriend is pregnant and is about to give birth. I am going to be a father, and you are going to be a grandfather. I want to get married right away!"

"The old man smacked his lips hesitantly and said: Oh boy, do you think this child is yours?"

Tao Yunsheng said, "My father still has brains."

Shen Changle said: "Dad, don't worry, the child is definitely mine!"

"Son, don't follow the old path of your father and me."

Tao Yunsheng said: "This is to solve the case."

Shen Changle said: "Everything is ready, everything is going well for the wedding, after a busy day, you and the bride have also entered the bridal chamber, and when the bride sees you, her face changes again: that husband, let me do a magic trick for you." ?”

Tao Yunsheng said: "Why is this magic again?"

Shen Changle said: "The bride suddenly opened it, and there was a naked person lying in it, hey! Guess who it is???"

Tao Yunsheng said: "Then you still have to guess, it's you!"

"Hey, then you guessed wrong, it's Guo Qilin!!!" Shen Changle laughed.

Tao Yunsheng laughed and said, "I'll fuck you!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience couldn't help laughing, the applause was thunderous, and there was another big explosion!It's full house again!

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