Chapter 229
Shen Changle and Tao Yunsheng bowed and walked backstage, but the audience obviously couldn't do it, warm applause and shouts lingered on the stage.
The host stopped lightly, and Shen Changle and Tao Yunsheng walked back, as they had expected it in their hearts.
After all, whether it is Shen Changle or Tao Yunsheng, they are also the most famous crosstalk actors in the entire Deyun Club, and Shen Changle is even more popular.
Such a combination of two people, and they still have a bottom line, if the audience can easily let them go back, let alone the audience, even if they don't believe it, it's just the words before going on stage, they are both ready to return Prepared more than three times.
Shen Changle shrugged and said with a smile: "Why don't you leave after the performance, I haven't had dinner yet."
"No !!!!"
"One more episode!!!"
"I invite you!!!"
The audience in the audience responded one after another, all laughing and talking.
Tao Yunsheng laughed and said, "It seems that we won't be able to leave work for a while."
Shen Changle said: "I believe in your evil! That aunt who said to invite me just now, can you put down the piece of fried chicken in your hand first?"
"You asked me to invite you after dinner, you are a bad old woman, let alone this fried chicken smells delicious..." While talking, Shen Changle sniffed unconsciously, and his saliva was about to come out up.
Tao Yunsheng said: "Don't talk nonsense about that girl in her 20s, but this fried chicken smells really good..."
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience followed suit, and the little girl who ate fried chicken blushed in embarrassment, and almost choked herself with joy.
Shen Changle smiled and said, "The cross talk just now sounded good to everyone, right?"
"it is good!!!"
"it is good!!!"
Tao Yunsheng complained, "I can't stand you feeling good."
Shen Changle said with a smile: "This cross talk is just to amuse me anyway, just let everyone have a good time and have a good laugh, don't care if it's about Hou Zhen, my master, or Tao Yunsheng. All stories are true and false. Most All the things are false, and there is no need for everyone to be true."
"Not most of them, they are all fake." Tao Yunsheng then explained.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yes, cross talk and cross talk are just one thing that doesn't make sense, and you can't laugh."
"But it's also true. For example, it's true that you have a low EQ."
Tao Yunsheng said: "Oh yes, I'm a little bit weak in this aspect, and I'm not enlightened."
Shen Changle said: "Everyone, don't believe me. Don't look at Tao Yunsheng, who looks good but is not energetic. Although he is a little short in size, he is definitely a handsome guy."
Tao Yunsheng said proudly, "I won't refute this with you."
Shen Changle changed his style of painting and said: "But, it's the EQ problem. I have never had a girlfriend, and my mother and child have been single until now."
Tao Yunsheng said: "I'm still young, so don't worry."
Shen Changle said: "Just such a person who is usually a bit dull, but he is also very interested in some electronic products, and usually loves to play and tinker."
"Don't worry about game consoles, computers, earphones, and mobile phones. Among all the comedians in our Deyun Club, he was the first to use an iPhone. Apple phones are expensive. Everyone was reluctant to buy them back then. His first."
Tao Yunsheng nodded and said, "Yes, I'm an enthusiast in this area, and I like to play with these things if I have spare money."
Shen Changle said: "We usually like to show off these things with us. That day, I also bought a new iPhone and showed it off in the backstage of our cross talk."
"Hey! Everyone, take a look. This phone is not bad. You see, this is a game, and this one is not bad. The high-resolution camera has a super high pixel. This is a browser that occasionally checks some teacher's study materials. Oh, and this one. I introduced it, this is called flight mode!!!”
While talking, Shen Changle spun his extremely chic arm twice, and threw the phone out as a gesture.
Tao Yunsheng said: "Huh? Throwing it out to test the flight mode like this???"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
The audience applauded and laughed endlessly.
Shen Changle said: "The flight mode was very successful, and it flew 30 meters away."
Tao Yunsheng said speechlessly: "No, it means that the flight mode has succeeded, and it was obviously you who threw it far!"
Shen Changle said: "The mobile phone was smashed to pieces. Good guy, the parts are picked up one by one with tweezers. You may not be able to see it without a magnifying glass."
Tao Yunsheng said: "I'm purely sick, so I won't fall to pieces."
Shen Changle said: "I can't help it. I can't fix it even if it's like this. I took a plastic bag and went to the Apple store by bus."
Tao Yunsheng said: "Yes, this thing needs to be repaired in a professional place."
Shen Changle said: "As soon as he arrived at the door of the store, he was seen by the receptionist."
"Hey! Isn't this the Peking opera prodigy Tao Yang? I really like you. You are here today..."
Tao Yunsheng said: "Tell me the truth."
Shen Changle was a little embarrassed, holding up the plastic bag and said, "It's nothing serious, I just tried the flight mode, and I didn't know it didn't work, there was a little bump."
"Oh little bump, that's fine, I'll give you... this is... chocolate powder?" Shen Changle asked in confusion as the clerk.
"Good guy, the clerk couldn't recognize him."
Shen Changle said: "Oh... Teacher Tao Yang, your mobile phone is a bit too broken, how about this, we have a more professional store manager here, I will call it out, you can ask her opinion to see if it can be repaired No, this is beyond my ability."
Tao Yunsheng said: "Oh, this store manager is even better."
Shen Changle said: "The clerk went in, and after a while, a big girl in her early twenties came out, with long black hair and shawls, fair skin and beautiful long legs, and the store manager came out."
Tao Yunsheng said, "Oh, she's still a female store manager."
Shen Changle said: "The girl was so excited when she saw you: Hey, Teacher Tao, I really like your cross talk and Peking opera. Is your mobile phone broken? Come and take it out and I'll take a look for you."
"The girl picked up the plastic bag and looked at it, frowned slightly, thought for a long time and said: This... It's not easy to repair anyway, I'll try my best."
"In this case, Teacher Tao, please come back at four or five o'clock tomorrow afternoon. I will try my best to repair it for you. I won't talk about it if it is repaired. If it is not repaired, I will not ask for your money."
Tao Yunsheng said: "Everyone, look at how generous my fans are."
Shen Changle said: "You can think about it for a while. Anyway, you won't suffer any disadvantages. I agreed and came again at noon the next day."
"After entering, the girl has been waiting for a long time. She saw you smiling and took out a mobile phone and said: Teacher Tao, I changed a mobile phone case for you. The parts inside are still usable. It is no problem to use it as before. As long as you don't Just try airplane mode again."
Tao Yunsheng said: "That's for sure, I should have a long memory no matter what."
Shen Changle said: "You quickly thanked and took the phone. During the process of picking up the phone, when the two of them touched each other lightly, you felt that the girl gently scratched your palm, as if something was stuffed into you."
"Who are you? I didn't realize it. I was about to speak, but was interrupted by the girl: Go out and see~"
Tao Yunsheng said: "This... What is the situation?"
"You're wondering too. You put your phone in your pocket and ran out of the store. When you opened it, there was a note in your hand, with a few lines written in very beautiful handwriting."
"Hello Teacher Tao, I am your fan and I like you very much. I wonder if I have time to have a haircut with you tomorrow. You can decide the time and place~~~"
"Which, whoop, whoop..."
The audience in the audience booed maliciously.
(End of this chapter)
Shen Changle and Tao Yunsheng bowed and walked backstage, but the audience obviously couldn't do it, warm applause and shouts lingered on the stage.
The host stopped lightly, and Shen Changle and Tao Yunsheng walked back, as they had expected it in their hearts.
After all, whether it is Shen Changle or Tao Yunsheng, they are also the most famous crosstalk actors in the entire Deyun Club, and Shen Changle is even more popular.
Such a combination of two people, and they still have a bottom line, if the audience can easily let them go back, let alone the audience, even if they don't believe it, it's just the words before going on stage, they are both ready to return Prepared more than three times.
Shen Changle shrugged and said with a smile: "Why don't you leave after the performance, I haven't had dinner yet."
"No !!!!"
"One more episode!!!"
"I invite you!!!"
The audience in the audience responded one after another, all laughing and talking.
Tao Yunsheng laughed and said, "It seems that we won't be able to leave work for a while."
Shen Changle said: "I believe in your evil! That aunt who said to invite me just now, can you put down the piece of fried chicken in your hand first?"
"You asked me to invite you after dinner, you are a bad old woman, let alone this fried chicken smells delicious..." While talking, Shen Changle sniffed unconsciously, and his saliva was about to come out up.
Tao Yunsheng said: "Don't talk nonsense about that girl in her 20s, but this fried chicken smells really good..."
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience followed suit, and the little girl who ate fried chicken blushed in embarrassment, and almost choked herself with joy.
Shen Changle smiled and said, "The cross talk just now sounded good to everyone, right?"
"it is good!!!"
"it is good!!!"
Tao Yunsheng complained, "I can't stand you feeling good."
Shen Changle said with a smile: "This cross talk is just to amuse me anyway, just let everyone have a good time and have a good laugh, don't care if it's about Hou Zhen, my master, or Tao Yunsheng. All stories are true and false. Most All the things are false, and there is no need for everyone to be true."
"Not most of them, they are all fake." Tao Yunsheng then explained.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Yes, cross talk and cross talk are just one thing that doesn't make sense, and you can't laugh."
"But it's also true. For example, it's true that you have a low EQ."
Tao Yunsheng said: "Oh yes, I'm a little bit weak in this aspect, and I'm not enlightened."
Shen Changle said: "Everyone, don't believe me. Don't look at Tao Yunsheng, who looks good but is not energetic. Although he is a little short in size, he is definitely a handsome guy."
Tao Yunsheng said proudly, "I won't refute this with you."
Shen Changle changed his style of painting and said: "But, it's the EQ problem. I have never had a girlfriend, and my mother and child have been single until now."
Tao Yunsheng said: "I'm still young, so don't worry."
Shen Changle said: "Just such a person who is usually a bit dull, but he is also very interested in some electronic products, and usually loves to play and tinker."
"Don't worry about game consoles, computers, earphones, and mobile phones. Among all the comedians in our Deyun Club, he was the first to use an iPhone. Apple phones are expensive. Everyone was reluctant to buy them back then. His first."
Tao Yunsheng nodded and said, "Yes, I'm an enthusiast in this area, and I like to play with these things if I have spare money."
Shen Changle said: "We usually like to show off these things with us. That day, I also bought a new iPhone and showed it off in the backstage of our cross talk."
"Hey! Everyone, take a look. This phone is not bad. You see, this is a game, and this one is not bad. The high-resolution camera has a super high pixel. This is a browser that occasionally checks some teacher's study materials. Oh, and this one. I introduced it, this is called flight mode!!!”
While talking, Shen Changle spun his extremely chic arm twice, and threw the phone out as a gesture.
Tao Yunsheng said: "Huh? Throwing it out to test the flight mode like this???"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
The audience applauded and laughed endlessly.
Shen Changle said: "The flight mode was very successful, and it flew 30 meters away."
Tao Yunsheng said speechlessly: "No, it means that the flight mode has succeeded, and it was obviously you who threw it far!"
Shen Changle said: "The mobile phone was smashed to pieces. Good guy, the parts are picked up one by one with tweezers. You may not be able to see it without a magnifying glass."
Tao Yunsheng said: "I'm purely sick, so I won't fall to pieces."
Shen Changle said: "I can't help it. I can't fix it even if it's like this. I took a plastic bag and went to the Apple store by bus."
Tao Yunsheng said: "Yes, this thing needs to be repaired in a professional place."
Shen Changle said: "As soon as he arrived at the door of the store, he was seen by the receptionist."
"Hey! Isn't this the Peking opera prodigy Tao Yang? I really like you. You are here today..."
Tao Yunsheng said: "Tell me the truth."
Shen Changle was a little embarrassed, holding up the plastic bag and said, "It's nothing serious, I just tried the flight mode, and I didn't know it didn't work, there was a little bump."
"Oh little bump, that's fine, I'll give you... this is... chocolate powder?" Shen Changle asked in confusion as the clerk.
"Good guy, the clerk couldn't recognize him."
Shen Changle said: "Oh... Teacher Tao Yang, your mobile phone is a bit too broken, how about this, we have a more professional store manager here, I will call it out, you can ask her opinion to see if it can be repaired No, this is beyond my ability."
Tao Yunsheng said: "Oh, this store manager is even better."
Shen Changle said: "The clerk went in, and after a while, a big girl in her early twenties came out, with long black hair and shawls, fair skin and beautiful long legs, and the store manager came out."
Tao Yunsheng said, "Oh, she's still a female store manager."
Shen Changle said: "The girl was so excited when she saw you: Hey, Teacher Tao, I really like your cross talk and Peking opera. Is your mobile phone broken? Come and take it out and I'll take a look for you."
"The girl picked up the plastic bag and looked at it, frowned slightly, thought for a long time and said: This... It's not easy to repair anyway, I'll try my best."
"In this case, Teacher Tao, please come back at four or five o'clock tomorrow afternoon. I will try my best to repair it for you. I won't talk about it if it is repaired. If it is not repaired, I will not ask for your money."
Tao Yunsheng said: "Everyone, look at how generous my fans are."
Shen Changle said: "You can think about it for a while. Anyway, you won't suffer any disadvantages. I agreed and came again at noon the next day."
"After entering, the girl has been waiting for a long time. She saw you smiling and took out a mobile phone and said: Teacher Tao, I changed a mobile phone case for you. The parts inside are still usable. It is no problem to use it as before. As long as you don't Just try airplane mode again."
Tao Yunsheng said: "That's for sure, I should have a long memory no matter what."
Shen Changle said: "You quickly thanked and took the phone. During the process of picking up the phone, when the two of them touched each other lightly, you felt that the girl gently scratched your palm, as if something was stuffed into you."
"Who are you? I didn't realize it. I was about to speak, but was interrupted by the girl: Go out and see~"
Tao Yunsheng said: "This... What is the situation?"
"You're wondering too. You put your phone in your pocket and ran out of the store. When you opened it, there was a note in your hand, with a few lines written in very beautiful handwriting."
"Hello Teacher Tao, I am your fan and I like you very much. I wonder if I have time to have a haircut with you tomorrow. You can decide the time and place~~~"
"Which, whoop, whoop..."
The audience in the audience booed maliciously.
(End of this chapter)
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