Chapter 279
Shen Changle said: "This is a little joke with you, it's right, of course I know."

"And let me tell you, I didn't write this couplet for nothing. If others want it, if they want it, they will have to pay a lot of money to get my calligraphy."

Yu Qiandao: "Hey! Then you still have to charge for this couplet???"

Shen Changle rolled his eyes and said, "That's for sure. For a literati like me, how can calligraphy be free? Of course, we don't have to ask for money."

"You said that if you give a villa casually, a famous watch such as Cullinan, Lamborghini, Dajin Lao, Diamond Lao, etc., it is barely enough to exchange for a set of couplets for me."

Yu Qiandao: "My god, can you exchange these millions of things for your couplets, or do you just do it casually?"

Shen Changle said: "That can't be helped, our literary works only have this wealth, besides, those who can afford my couplets are all rich people and big companies, this is a drop in the bucket for them."

Yu Qiandao: "Oh, there is really such a big money to buy."

Shen Changle said: "That's for sure. Let me tell you about a company with a smaller scale. Does the International Trade Center in the imperial capital know???"

Yu Qiandao: "China World Mall? Then you must know!!! It is said that the total investment is [-] million U.S. dollars. This is a small-scale enterprise."

Shen Changle said rather embarrassingly: "[-] million U.S. dollars??? Is [-] million U.S. dollars too much? Seeing that you have never seen the world, an investment of [-] million U.S. dollars is just enough to match my couplet."

Yu Qian shook his head and said, "You bragging is too big!!!"

"Then since you said that you are going to write couplets for others, can you tell us the details? We will also increase our knowledge."

Shen Changle said: "That's no problem. To write couplets like we usually do, I don't need to come to the door myself."

"Oh, it should be. Such a big deal is definitely not bad for the treatment. If I'm not mistaken, it should be a special car pick-up, right???" Yu Qianpeng said.

Shen Changle said: "That's right!!! It's a special car to pick you up and drop you off. It's not like you usually go out like everyone thinks. You even use a shared bicycle. They sent me two tricycles directly. Hey, it's still electric!!!"

"Oh, that's fast and comfortable, and the breeze is so beautiful!!!"

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

The audience followed suit.

"Hey man, please stop, don't talk, you're showing cowardice!" Yu Qian stopped helplessly.

Shen Changle didn't seem to hear the obstruction, and continued to introduce enthusiastically: "There is a special driver in front! The one who drives is good! It is twice as fast to turn left and right in the traffic!!!"

"Stop!!! Don't talk about it, do you understand if you are timid? How old is the company's special car to pick up and drop off the electric tricycle?" Yu Qian said anxiously.

Shen Changle said: "I just like electric three-wheelers, can't I? Zhang Guolao in Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea rides a donkey backwards. Why don't you ask him why he doesn't ride a horse? Why don't you ask him why he doesn't ride a tiger? Love it!"

Yu Qiandao: "Oh, you just love riding electric tricycles."

Shen Changle said: "That's right, I get motion sickness in a car, so I love this electric tricycle."

"When we arrive at the International Trade Center, whoever is called the general manager and whoever is called the board of directors are waiting. Regardless of them, let's eat in the cafeteria!!!"

"Dinner... oh, why don't you write couplets?" Yu Qian asked.

Shen Changle said: "That's right, our shelf is here, let them wait! People are iron, food is steel, if you want me to write couplets, you have to fill your stomach first."

Yu Qiandao: "Your style is indeed big enough."

Shen Changle said: "The food they eat! You can't even imagine it!!!"

"Do you know the soy milk tube inside? The deep-fried dough sticks have such thick arms, and the buns are full of meat!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "... You went to Guomao to eat breakfast??? Isn't there something unimaginable here, isn't that what people eat for breakfast in this place?"

Shen Changle said: "Look at your jealous look, tsk tsk tsk, it's boring! It's boring! Don't talk about it!"

Yu Qiandao: "Isn't there something to be jealous of?"

"It's fine if you don't say anything, anyway, you just want to entertain with good wine, tea, and cars, right? Tell me about you writing couplets!"

Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, I have enough food and drink to conceive!!! After studying for a long time, this Wen Siquan finally came out."

"Oh, read what you wrote for everyone!" Yu Qian said.

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Business is thriving everywhere!!!"

"Hey, how about it, it's majestic! This momentum..."

Yu Qian sneered: "What about the second couplet? You haven't said it yet???"

Shen Changle hesitated and said: "This second line...it's been too long, I really forgot about it, the business is booming...the business is booming..."

Yu Qian waved his hand to stop him and said, "Don't even think about it anymore, let me tell you, the business is thriving, right? The next line of money is prosperous and reaches Sanjiang!!!"

"Good good!!!" The audience applauded.

Shen Changle said in surprise: "That's right! That's the sentence, were you there when the ribbon was cut to write the couplet??? Oh, you said you didn't tell me, tell me, can I still give you a little bit of meat? Buns!"

"Go!!! Don't tell me that meat buns beat dogs! Why do you need to go to the scene to watch it???"

"If you have the time, go to the front door outside to have a look. Eight out of ten are doing business, and all of them are posting this couplet."

Shen Changle said solemnly: "That's right. As soon as this couplet came out, everyone rushed to learn it, so every household posted it like this."

"This is hanging on the front door, and there is another pair hanging on the side door, you must have never heard of it!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "Are you sure there is something I haven't heard of? To be honest, I don't believe you now."

Shen Changle said: "You don't have any trust in me, listen carefully, you have never heard of it!!!"

"Okay, let's listen to what you say." Yu Qian said.

Shen Changle paused word by word: "Shanglian! Customers come like clouds!!!"

Yu Qian nodded and thought about it: "Well... Although this word is common and not elegant, it is true that I have never heard of it. What about the second line?"

Shen Changle said confidently: "Xialian! There is no cloud in the sky!!!"

Yu Qian was dumbfounded and said: "The guests come like clouds! There is no cloud in thousands of miles??? Then there is only one guest gone???"

"Hey, it's not what you think. Can you introduce me??? They didn't call the security to call you out???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience burst into laughter instantly, leaning forward and back together with joy, almost rolling over while clutching their stomachs.

(End of this chapter)

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