Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 280 High Energy Sentences
Shen Changle said: "No one is a big company with grace, so tell me directly and politely:"

"Earlier, we will be caring for small animals. In the future, you should stop coming. If you want to come again, I will kill you. Believe it or not!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "Based on the couplets you wrote, what they say is indeed polite."

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, I wrote it down, this is my ability, literati!"

Yu Qiandao: "What are you capable of? You can't do it at all, it's far behind!!!"

Shen Changle put on a gesture and said helplessly: "I said, Master, we are masters and apprentices, so can't you praise me? Oh, my apprentice is so good, this pair!!! Absolutely perfect!!!"

Yu Qiandao: "Then I can't speak against my conscience, right? You just can't do it, it's too far away!!!"

Shen Changle said: "I'm not convinced, like this! Master, since you think I'm not good enough, then I have to prove myself. You test me to see if I can do it???"

Yu Qian hesitated and said, "Is this...is it necessary???"

Shen Changle said firmly: "Yes!!! It is very necessary, a man, you can't say that you can't do it, you have to do it if you can't do it!!!"

"Which, whoop, whoop..." The audience laughed and booed.

Yu Qian said with a smile, "Okay, you've grown up."

Shen Changle said with a smirk: "That's necessary. You can ask Hou Zhen's wife, Meng Hetang's wife, Zhang Helun's wife, and Master...all of them can prove it."

Yu Qian squinted and said, "What did you want to say just now???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "No, no, let's talk about serious business, right couplet!"

Yu Qian pondered for a while and said, "Okay, then I'll give you a simple one first."

"This rain!"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Or else it is Master, or take care of me, I will give you the wind!"

"There are poems to prove it: the sky is against the earth, the rain is against the wind. The continent is against the sky."

"The mountain flowers face the sea trees, the red sun faces the sky. The thunder is faint and the fog is misty."

"The sun is facing the sky. The wind is high, the moon is white in autumn, and the sunset is red after rain."

"Niu Nu Er Xinghe is around, participating in the business of Liang Yao fighting west and east."

"On the frontier of the fortress in October, the brigade is frightened by the rustling frost; on the river in three winters, there are long snows and cold fishes."

Yu Qiandao: "It's neat and tidy, but I can still add words."

Shen Changle said: "I can add it if it's simple."

Yu Qiandao: "Then listen carefully, I'll come out——Hua Yu."

Without even thinking about it, Shen Changle said, "I'll give you a pair—wine style, how well this one matches you."

"Hahaha!!!"

The audience laughed lightly.

Yu Qiandao: "Okay, then I can fill in again, this - can Feihuayu be right?"

Shen Changle said: "I'll give you a right-sprinkling wine."

Yu Qiandao: "Hmm... a little bit of flying flower rain would be right?"

Shen Changle said: "I'm right - back to drinking!"

Yu Qiandao: "Let's listen to this again—a little flower rain in front of the room!"

Shen Changle said leisurely: "It's simple, I'll give you the right—sprinkling wine at the banquet!"

Yu Qiandao: "Hey, I don't believe it anymore, come and listen to my last one--God has a way, a little bit of flying flowers rain in front of the house, spreading all over the north and south!"

Shen Changle said with a smile: "I'll tell you the truth - the ancestors were wicked, what kind of things are they who keep drinking at the banquet?"

"Go!!! What is this called? How can there be some good words???" Yu Qian said.

Shen Changle said with a warm smile: "Master, don't say that, I have a lot of good words here." (°°)

"Come on, you continue to ask questions, and I tell you that as long as you ask, I will definitely match you."

Yu Qiandao: "You are talking too much, it is not enough to answer only one question, you listen to me."

"It is said that in the forest where the two apes break the wood, the little monkey grandson dares to saw (sentence)!"

Shen Changle: "..."

"Where did we come from if it wasn't Master? This is inappropriate, why are all the little monkey grandchildren coming out???"

Yu Qian said with a smile: "This has nothing to do with you. I'm telling a story that there are people who saw wood in this forest. When they saw wood, there were monkeys in the woods watching. Oh, it feels good to see more. interesting."

"This monkey loves to learn from people. Today the workers went to eat lunch, and the monkeys also had itchy hands. They came out to pick up the saw and they were also cutting wood there. .”

Shen Changle said: "Oh...it's such a story, that's fine."

"Don't worry, it's nothing to do with you, you'll be down to earth." Yu Qian said proudly.

Shen Changle admitted it superficially, but said bluntly: "Then I'll tell you——a horse stuck in the mud, how does the old beast kick its hooves (question)!!!"

"Hey!!! You don't have it!!!" Yu Qian was dumbfounded and jumped up.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed loudly, and the applause was enthusiastic.

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Of course it happened. Master will tell you that this is also a story of mine."

Yu Qiandao: "Is this a story??? Man, come and tell me, if you can't tell, today will be your anniversary!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!" The audience laughed again.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "It's a story I'll tell you. It's about a horse in ancient times who fell in love with a mare from the next village, but it was locked in the stable and couldn't get out."

"It's supposed to rain one day, and the wind blows the door of the stable open. The stallion is so happy, and the bastard runs outside. Who knows that it will be broken while running. There is a lot of sand in this area. The ground, the water turned into mud once again, and the stallion got stuck in it. The owner came out the next day to see, hey, you old beast, got stuck in the mud, right? See how you hoofed!!! "

"Well... that's what it means, master, what do you think I made up this story... how about that???"

Yu Qian squinted and said, "Did you accidentally tell the truth just now?"

"Don't worry about making it up, I'm the last one at the bottom of the box, if you can tell me, I'll admit how good you are???"

Shen Changle said: "You can go out boldly, I will definitely catch it for you."

Yu Qian rolled up his sleeves and said aggressively: "Speaking of this... the big fish eats the small fish, the small fish eats the shrimps, and the shrimps eat the water and it turns out!!! Come and match this up!!!"

Shen Changle gave a thumbs-up after thinking for a while and said, "Everyone, let's say honestly, the difficulty of this first couplet is very high, it's really amazing!"

Yu Qian proudly said: "Why don't you come out? It's okay, there is an excusable situation, as long as you admit that you lost."

Shen Changle waved his hand and said: "That's impossible, I just said it's a bit difficult, I didn't say I'm wrong, come on, Master, listen!"

Yu Qian said in surprise, "You can do this too???"

Shen Changle smiled slightly and said: "Come on, listen carefully, I am right--Master presses the wife, the wife presses the bed, the bed shakes the ground!!!"

(End of this chapter)