Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 286 The Uniform Mermaid
Shen Changle laughed and said, "That was just a joke. Your father really didn't talk about cross talk, but your grandfather did talk about cross talk. Mr. Hou Baolin, the master of cross talk, right??? This is Dad's dad."

Hou Zhendao: "That's true."

Shen Changle said: "But for me, it's embarrassing for my father. My father's father doesn't even talk about cross talk."

Hou Zhendao: "That's not it, it's not. You can say it well if you learn cross talk well."

Shen Changle said: "That doesn't matter!!! I have an easier way, my father doesn't talk about cross talk, I can recognize someone who can talk about cross talk as a godfather!!!" (°°)

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "Ah??? It's not your idea to directly recognize godfather???"

Shen Changle said proudly: "I tell you that there are no problems that cannot be solved by recognizing godfather, if there are, then recognize a few more."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Oh, I'll go, this buddy's mouth is too bad!!!"

"Hahaha I'm so happy, this is a crazy hint."

"Baldy Chen: Why don't you just read my ID number???"

The audience laughed so hard that they were going crazy.

On the other side, Chen Hansong, who was still next to the law enforcement team from the Cultural Bureau, felt his blood pressure soar to 280 in an instant, his face instantly turned from red to purple, then from purple to black, and then from black to white, and he called the law enforcement team next to him The team members marveled at the magic of changing faces.

I don't know which member of the law enforcement team couldn't hold back for a while, suddenly let out a chuckle, and then quickly pinched his thigh and coughed frantically.

Chen Hansong said viciously with a black face: "Did you laugh again just now??? What were you laughing at???"

Wang Jia, a member of the law enforcement team, coughed dryly for a long time, suppressed a smile and said in embarrassment: "That... I suddenly remembered a happy thing."

Chen Hansong said: "What happy things???" (｀⌒メ)
Wang Jia, member of the Law Enforcement Team: "…………that………my wife gave birth to a child……"

As soon as the words came out, a member of the law enforcement team next to him lowered his head and couldn't help laughing.

Chen Hansong turned his head again, and said viciously: "Why are you laughing???"

Member B of the Law Enforcement Team also rubbed his stiff face and said in a deep voice, "My family... also has a happy event... My wife also gave birth to a baby."

As soon as the words came out, the legs of the remaining members of the law enforcement team on the side were almost bruised, and they turned around with their heads down, their shoulders trembling uncontrollably.

Chen Hansong's face turned darker, and he said angrily, "You two are a wife???"

Member B of the Law Enforcement Team greeted him in a muffled voice, "Yes, yes... um, that..."

The captain of the law enforcement team stopped the two of them and explained: "The wives of the two of them...the one who gave birth on the same day!"

Chen Hansong held his breath and said, "I don't care if it's not the captain, but you don't care if Shen Changle said that on the stage???"

The leader of the law enforcement team said innocently: "It's not Mr. Chen, what should we do with this, the law doesn't stipulate that it is illegal to recognize a godfather..."

Law enforcement team members Wang Jia and Wang Yi laughed again.

Chen Hansong's anger exploded and he yelled directly: Damn, you two are bullying too much! ! !I have tolerated you two for a long time! ! ! "

The law enforcement team said in a muffled voice: "That Mr. Chen and our two wives have given birth."

Chen Hansong said angrily: "I rely on you two to be laughing at me, and those who turned their backs, you haven't stopped!!!"

The leader of the law enforcement team, Yizheng, said: "That Mr. Chen, we are all professionally trained, no matter how funny things happen, we will not laugh... um... unless we can't help it. "

"Mr. Chen, why don't you go back to your seat and continue watching the performance. If there is something inappropriate about the cross talk show on the stage, we will stop the performance immediately."

Chen Hansong took a deep breath, feeling dizzy and dizzy, and couldn't stay any longer, turned around and ran out of the theater in a hurry.

And if he looked back carefully at this time, he would find that the police uncles who were standing upright had already hugged each other with laughter, and they were almost lying on the ground covering their stomachs while laughing.

The performance on the stage continued, and Shen Changle was still talking eloquently: "I found an opportunity to meet my godfather that day. Good guy, a very famous cross talk artist in the mainstream cross talk world—Hao Er, do you know him???"

Hou Zhen touched the tip of his nose in embarrassment and said, "That name seems to have a little reflection anyway."

Shen Changle said: "Don't you know him? It's the one who wears a coat, has short hair, big eyes and glasses, and likes to go to the small commodity wholesale market to buy some [-]% genuine foreign brand-name bags."

"Good guy, go to the small commodity wholesale market to buy a brand-name bag!!! How can it be authentic??? The typical one here is 300 taels of silver." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That can't be helped, there are men, women, women, women......... There are a lot of apprentices, there must be a lot of fees, so you have to save some money."

Hou Zhendao: "It sounds like there are only female apprentices anyway..."

Shen Changle said: "The other day people said: that little Comrade Shen, come to our house, and I will tell you what is the elegance and vulgarity of cross talk."

"I thought it was just right. As soon as I went over, people saw that I would come and take me as a godson, so they packed up and hurried over."

Hou Zhendao: "Hold on and treat me as someone's son."

Shen Changle said proudly: "You don't understand, I'm doing this for the elegance of cross talk!!!"

"I went there early, and when I opened the door, I saw, wow!!! A pair of couplets posted on the wall, the cultural atmosphere is very strong!"

Hou Zhen said: "What is written???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years, and today the waves beat me over."

"Hiss... I saw that this fucking is a bastard!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"it is good!!!"

The audience laughed, booing and applause resounded through the theater.

Hou Zhendao: "This family may be good for guessing a riddle."

Shen Changle said: "If I don't think so, I have to go now, the thousand-year-old king is 8-year-old tortoise... This godfather is too long-lived, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive him!!!"

Hou Zhendao: "That means you must not be able to survive him, so let's live."

Shen Changle said: "There's no way. Since the godfather's door is not good, I can only find a new way."

Hou Zhendao: "Oh? Do you have any new ideas???"

Shen Changle said: "Then there's no need to talk, participate in the cross talk competition!!! When I win the championship, then I will just lie down and enter the mainstream cross talk world."

Hou Zhendao: "Oh, since you are going to compete, you have to practice your basic skills and study the jokes."

　3/3 Everyone said that if Mr. Guo really followed what I said, would Baldy Chen and Hou Er go all out with him? (°°)

　　
　
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