Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 287 Your master just left! ! !
Shen Changle said with a look of disdain: "Who is better than cross talk in the cross talk competition now!!!"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "What do you mean, the cross talk competition is not better than cross talk???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Don't you watch TV now? What do you compare to watching other talent shows??? It's worse!!!"

Hou Zhendao: "I really didn't pay much attention to this, and I don't often watch TV."

Shen Changle said: "I'll teach you a lesson, cough!!!"

Shen Changle turned sideways gently, with a respectful and sincere face, tears in the corners of his eyes, and said: "Hello, judge, do you think I am normal??? But in fact, my parents died in a car accident when they were seven years old. I was born prematurely. Son, my mother gave birth to me just one and a half months after she was pregnant."

"I was born frail and sick with motor neuron disease, cancer, AIDS, sepsis, rheumatoid, hair loss, rabies and powder fractures all over my body."

"And I found a girlfriend when I was solo at the age of 18. We have been together for ten years and have not held hands once. When I was about to get married and took off my makeup by accident, I found out that the other party was my long-lost girl who was 42 years older than me. The twin sister of the same father and the same mother was once divorced and took care of two children, and she will be happy to be a father as soon as she gets married."

Hou Zhen: "........."

"There are so many slots that I can't complain all of a sudden. Isn't that what people say???"

Shen Changle proudly said: "Believe it!!! The judges were excited when I said this... um...that... so touching!!! So touching!!! Directly promoted to the finals, the default champion Quota is up!!!”

Hou Zhen said dumbfounded: "My mother..."

Shen Changle said with a smile: "There is no way to forget about cross talk, songs, opera and other artistic things. The competition is not very competitive."

"How do you say that, art classes can't be competitive???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "As the saying goes, Wen Wu is the first, but Wu Wu the second, do you know what it means?"

Hou Zhendao: "I really don't know about this, you have to explain it to us."

Shen Changle said: "That is to say, this martial arts competition is still some physical sports such as football, basketball, and table tennis. Then everyone's goal is to compete for the first place, and there is no second place!"

"As for Wen, these art projects are not number one at all. It's like the Spring Festival Gala art program. Some people like to watch singing and dancing, and think singing and dancing are the best. Some people think that Peking Opera is the best. people feel that cross talk is the best.”

"It's impossible to choose a real number one among them. The cross talk competition is naturally the same. The champion and runner-up must go to the end. Anyway, that's about the same thing."

"The last thing is to look at who your master is? Are you from the railway or local, mainstream or non-mainstream, everyone gets a point."

Hou Zhen said: "Then this is too boring."

Shen Changle said contemptuously: "Of course you feel boring. You are the eldest son and grandson of the Hou family. You studied under the top ten comedians in Longguo, Mr. Shi Fukushi, so you won many cross talk awards, right?"

Hou Zhen looked at the Versailles track: "There are not many, but I have been lucky enough to get a few."

Shen Changle said: "I went to learn from him some time ago, and I said to ask Mr. Hou if he has any tricks for winning this award."

Hou Zhen said: "The result???"

Shen Changle said: "In the end, I couldn't find it when I went to your house, and finally I went around and found that you were being hypocritical next to a DVD stand in front of your house."

Hou Zhen said: "What's the matter???"

Shen Changle said: "It's not a big deal. You were passing by the stall, and the peddler asked: Big brother, big brother!!! Do you buy? Do you buy? There are European and American ones, Japanese ones, domestic ones, two people's ones, There are a lot of people, people and animals, buy it???"

Hou Zhen smiled wretchedly and said, "This peddler sells everything..."

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

The audience booed one after another, and among them, the female audience who laughed the loudest and most vigorously unexpectedly accounted for the majority. As for whether they became dirty after listening to the cross talk, or were they old drivers... Cough! ! !I do not know…………

Shen Changle said solemnly: "What kind of person is our teacher Hou Zhenhou, an upright gentleman, he lost his temper at that time!!!"

Hou Zhen said with a smile, "That's why I never buy these things."

Shen Changle said: "Mr. Hou Zhenhou said righteously: what are you talking about! You!!! Look! Look! Our professional mainstream cross talk actor, you see, this is the champion of my cross talk contest! I Master is Shi Fuyu, one of the top ten comedians in the Dragon Kingdom!!! Can I buy these things???"

Hou Zhen proudly said: "It is we who have to criticize him well."

Shen Changle said solemnly: "The peddler nodded and said: That's right, I only called you when I saw your trophy. You usually buy a lot!!!"

"By the way, you said your master is Shi Fuyu??? He bought a big bag and just left!!!"

"Good guy!!! This peddler is pointing at us to make money!!!" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Hahahahaha!!!" The audience laughed out loud again, almost going crazy with joy.

In the auditorium, Third Master Hou patted his old partner beside him frantically, and also laughed.

"Let's go!!! Labor and management will clean up the house when they return, a bunch of scoundrels!!!" Shi Fuyu shook off Mr. Hou's hand with a dark face, and smiled helplessly.

Shen Changle said: "Anyway, after the two of you are done pretending, I hurried over, just in time to help you take the tray home..."

"Good guy, after all, I still bought it, right?" Hou Zhen said helplessly.

Shen Changle said: "That's for sure, keep up with Master."

"Both of them sat by me and hurriedly asked: Mr. Hou, how did you win this cross talk contest championship? Can you teach me any tricks?"

Hou Zhendao: "Then what should I say?"

Shen Changle said: "Oh, Changle, I'm really not familiar with this one, but don't be discouraged, I have an expert by my side, he has won a total of [-] cross talk contests!!! You can ask him Definitely know how."

"I said yes, then let's go and I will go and ask for advice!!!"

Hou Zhendao: "That's right, such an expert should ask carefully."

Shen Changle said: "As the saying goes, the big hermit hides in the city, and the little hermit hides in the bed. After walking for a long time, we finally found our expert in a shampoo room with bright pink lights."

Hou Zhendao: "This expert will find a place to hide."

　Tomb-sweeping day today, um... You know what's going on after reading the previous ones, I'm a little busy, Chapter 3 may be written later, I will do a security guard in advance, everyone goes to work tomorrow morning, if you get up early, you can go to bed early, sorry, sorry

　　
　
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