Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 293 Crazy Return
Shen Changle said: "Okay, let's talk about Mr. Hou Zhenhou's father, Mr. Shen, hey, this old man's body..."

"Stop! Is it plausible??? Can my father be called Mr. Shen???" Hou Zhen stopped Shen Changle from eloquently.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience booed in good faith.

Shen Changle said innocently: "That's right!!! Your father, Mr. Shen, is named Wang Xiuzhi, nicknamed Zhizhi, nicknamed Xiaohou Zhen..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience laughed loudly, a burden doubled several times in a row, the fruit of laughter burst instantly, and the entire audience was overjoyed.

Hou Zhen said with a face full of pain: "Good guy, my father's reputation is too messy, the only one whose name is Hou is the fucking little Hou Zhen??? It's not my name Hou Zhen, can my father be called Xiao Hou Zhen??? "

Shen Changle looked innocent and wondered back and asked Hou Zhen: "That's right!!! What is your father doing?!! Why are the names so messed up???"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded and said: "You asked me??? Didn't you talk about it for a long time???"

Shen Changle said impatiently: "Is that called Li Xiuzhi???"

Hou Zhen was dumbfounded again and said, "I changed my surname to Li again??? Can't you say it well??? My surname is Hou and my father must also be surnamed Hou!!!"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "That's Hou Xiuzhi???"

"Get out!!!" Hou Zhen said angrily.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience was so happy that they almost slipped under the chairs, and the laughter was so exhausted that they couldn't even sit up with the back of the chairs. It was really too funny! ! !

The typical three-turn and four-flick, the technique can't be said to be so trendy, but it was played by Shen Changle and Hou Zhen who had a tacit understanding.

The performance on the stage was still going on, Shen Changle was in excellent condition, and golden sentences frequently came out: "Everything is ready here, your father is going to go to the public toilet soon."

"I haven't waited to go in yet. The bodyguards who are guarding nearby have to go in and take a look, um, look left and right, um! No problem, it's safe!!! You can go to the toilet!!!"

Hou Zhen said with disgust on his face: "Good guy, why are you being wary of shit???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Hey!!! You can't say that, what if there is that naughty child... I want to eat shrimp with my master, holding firecrackers... Swoosh... Bang!... ..."

"Which, whoop, whoop..."

Some experienced cross talk audiences couldn't help but let out a comprehensible booing sound, looking at some new audiences who were confused and didn't know what the reason was.

"Go!!! This thing doesn't come with a sequel!!!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "The old man is very close to the people. He came in to shake hands with everyone, chatted with each other, and greeted each other in a circle. Hey, it's convenient to find a place to start."

Hou Zhen said: "There is no rush."

Shen Changle said: "As soon as it was said that it was convenient to start preparing, the bodyguards hurried away and hurriedly started preparing to change clothes for the old man..."

Hou Zhen said: "Why do you go to the toilet and change clothes???"

Shen Changle said: "You have to wear (casual) clothes to go to the toilet!"

"Anyway, everything is packed, the bodyguards have withdrawn, and your father is left to squat here alone. After a while, the toilet here is finished... It's embarrassing... I forgot to bring paper!!!"

"Ah??? It takes a long time to go to the toilet, and I have to change into casual clothes. In the end, I didn't bring the most important paper???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle said: "Thanks to the quick wit of the old man, he saw a piece of facial tissue on the ground next to him at a glance, and it was still clean."

"That's clean!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "That can't be done... There are still friends here who haven't left. It's inappropriate for others to see. The old man has no choice but to hide and prepare to consume this person."

"Who knows that this (convenient) friend also has no paper to wait for this piece of paper. It took three hours for the two of them to pass. Your father's legs are numb. He couldn't bear it anymore. He lifted his pants and didn't wipe them. gone!"

Hou Zhen said: "Then why don't you wipe it?"

"It's all dry!" Shen Changle said with a smile.

"Hahaha!!!"

"it is good!!!"

"another one!!!"

Returning for the second round! : My sister-in-law loves me too. She smiled and said, "I have nothing to do that day, so I came to eat tofu at home~~~"

Game [-] is back! : ": When bastards are not angry, happiness is like Donghai, and wearing a cuckold has money and longevity than Nanshan.

Hou Zhendao: "What about horizontal criticism?"

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"

The eighth game is back! : Shen Changle: "It's a big deal, I'll pay you a bowl~~~"

The enthusiasm of the audience was completely ignited. The applause and laughter were the same as those who didn't pay for it. They didn't care about the hoarse throat and the red palms. Shen Changle and Hou Zhen also really tried their best. As long as the audience listens, they will be determined. not go down! ! !

As for the skinny old man in the auditorium, he was really scared at this moment. It wasn't that he had little knowledge, it was that this man on the stage was too sinister.

In the first episode of "Selling Five Weapons", the solid basic skills and the clean and new Guankou have already surprised the skinny old man.

In the second scene, it is purely talking, learning, singing, talking, and funny. Although it is true that some of the jokes are a bit dirty, but in terms of the level of funny, it can be said that it can make an old joke out of it. All good wizards.

As for the third game! ! !Whether it's the easy-to-live live show, or the pungent satire, funny entertainment, and deep thinking of the entire program book, it can be said that it is a perfect program that covers everything.
As for the eight comeback segments so far, the mature effect of the three-turn and four-flick skills, the absolute control of the rhythm, and the super on-the-spot reaction! ! !

"God..." The skinny old man was really going crazy.

The granddaughter on the side heard the grandfather's chanting and asked curiously: "Grandpa, what's the matter with you???"

The skinny old man shook his head, hesitated for a while and asked curiously: "Honey, do you know this Shen Changle... How long have you been studying cross talk?"

The granddaughter smacked the feeling on the back of her hand and said proudly:
"Grandpa, you are asking the right person. My male god started to learn cross talk in [-]. He learned to be a teacher in [-] years ago, and he has been learning cross talk for three years this year!!!"

"All??? Already??? I've been learning cross talk for three years??? I was learning cross talk back then, and I didn't even dare to go on stage for three years. At most, I went up and sang allegro!!!"

The skinny old man almost rolled his eyes to the sky: "Woo*******s followed the patriarch backstage to serve tea and water, pour shit and pee, beg grandpa to tell grandma, and study hard for several years. To be able to enjoy a bite of food is already a great blessing to be grateful for."

"Good guy, this bastard is lying on the bed, covered with a quilt and playing with his mobile phone. The patriarch prepared the meals and brought them over to feed him. He also has to worry about whether the food suits his taste. If he needs it, his mouth will slurp!!!"

"The most exasperating thing is... this bastard really has become!!!"

After being shocked and speechless at Shen Changle's place all night, now, even the skinny old man who has always been calm and well-mannered couldn't help but burst out a curse from the Dragon Kingdom.

(End of this chapter)