Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 294

The ninth time... the return of the commercial show! ! !
Shen Changle and Hou Zhen kept twitching their calves, their throats were dry and hoarse, and they couldn't stop the hot burning sensation.

The two walked slowly to the door, and then walked slowly to the microphone step by step, just to let the thighs and calves move a little bit more, so as to activate the blood...

Shen Changle couldn't help but understand why godfather Guo Taoer and master Yu Qian chose such a big stage now, because they can walk a few more steps! ! !
When Shen Changle took advantage of the table to block the audience's view, he quickly punched his calf twice, and rubbed it frantically for a long time. The unstoppable soreness made Shen Changle grin his teeth in pain.

Shen Changle glanced at Hou Zhen's size and couldn't help but feel a little helpless. If only his godfather Guo Taoer was the one who made fun of him, it would be fine. He moved a chair and sat on it, and casually threw out a few from the back of the table. Uh, ah, yes, go Your bar will do.

Anyway, sitting still, I am a little taller than my godfather Guo Taoer......

Due to the rules of the performance, the crosstalk actors of Deyun Club never wear watches when they perform on stage. At the beginning, there was a gatekeeper who probably knew how long the performance had been.

With the return and return one after another, Shen Changle has completely lost the previous sense of time at this time, and is completely in a state of bewilderment.

Shen Changle let out a long breath, leaned on the table with one hand and smiled, "Oh my good fellow, it's the ninth paragraph, do you know what time it is now???"

"08:30!!!"

"It's just ten o'clock!!!"

"It's still early!!!"

"08:30??? Ten o'clock??? I believe you bastards, you guys are so bad at the old men and women. It was almost ten o'clock when my last show started!!!"

Hou Zhen smiled and said: "You are too, you can't even make up a decent time."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience rejoices.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "I just asked the host when I was leaving the stage. It's almost twelve o'clock. Don't you all go home???"

"No!!!"

"Just live here!!!"

"Let me go to your house!!!" A certain female audience shouted.

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Shen Changle said: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, everyone has an ID card, that... the last one will come to me in the backstage later, cough!!!"

"Which, whoop..." The audience booed even louder.

Hou Zhen smiled and said, "Why are you looking for me???"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "Educate her well, and in the future, say such things in secret...don't shout out."

"Good guy, you're really good at it." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "I was joking just now, but it's really late enough. It will be tomorrow after twelve o'clock in a while. This is our ninth comeback, and it's also our last show, okay, come back ninety-nine One is also a good number."

The audience was slightly disappointed, but seeing the sweat on the foreheads of Shen Changle and Hou Zhen on the stage ahead, as well as the somewhat hoarse voices, most of them finally suppressed their real thoughts and shouted in unison: "Okay!!!"

Shen Changle looked thoughtful and said: "What are you talking about? Mr. Hou Zhenhou, sister-in-law, Mr. Hou's father, Mr. Hou's mother, Mr. Hou... basically covered everything. Why do you have so few relatives in your family? It seriously affected my cross talk performance. (°°)”

Hou Zhen said: "......" (｀д)!!!!
"Didn't you let the audience friends listen to what you said in human language??? Does that mean that our family has few relatives but it affects your cross talk performance???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience below booed continuously and applauded enthusiastically.

Shen Changle said seriously: "I think it is, it has indeed affected the development of my cross talk."

"By the way, Mr. Hou, you can't do it, right??? If it's really not possible, I will kowtow three times in the morning and evening, and beg the Jade Emperor to send down some gods to help our sister-in-law have a baby!!!"

"What's the matter with the gods!!! Let me tell you that I'm in great shape, men can't say they can't do it, you know???" Hou Zhen said angrily.

Shen Changle said with a look of caring for you: "The children and grandchildren are not poor, it's a good thing, Mr. Hou!!! In the future, the Hou family will be able to flourish!!!"

"Whoever wants to come will come, we don't want it to be cheap!" Hou Zhen sternly refused.

And the audience below laughed again. The burden thrown by Shen Changle, coupled with the reuse of the burden of "Foolish Old Man Moves the Mountain" in the previous program, undoubtedly formed double happiness in an instant.

Shen Changle thought hard and said: "Oh, what should I say? After talking about it for a long time, I think everyone is tired of watching me. Otherwise, let's ask Mr. Hou Zhenhou to show off his singing voice and sing "A Zhu Bajie Falling from the Sky"."

"it is good!!!"

"Mr. Hou!!!"

"one comes!!!"

"Hey, you're hurting me again. I don't know how to sing this stuff. That thing is Sun Yue's title song." Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Then let us have a taste of your title song?"

Hou Zhen waved his hands and said, "My singing is really mediocre, not as good as yours, so I won't play tricks in front of Guan Gong."

Shen Changle said: "Then let me do one first, and don't forget about the songs, let's have some traditional "Ban Liang", also called "Kang Mao Cai Blocks Chen Youliang". Those of you who love to listen to Peking opera may have an impression of this part."

Hou Zhendao: "Yes, because this Taiping lyrics originated from Peking Opera."

Shen Changle cleared her throat, and sang loudly: "I regret that I should laugh at the gate, and I regret that I should burn incense with the thief."

"Guan Gong committed a crime against Liu Beibao, how can a hero be spared if he commits a crime?"

"The small school went back to the camp and reported it quickly, saying that the master let go of the old friend."

"Seven Star Sword, cut off the head, and sprinkle the robe with blood."

"When a hero fails, once the hard work is thrown away."

"The kindness and righteousness in front of the Jiangdong Bridge have left a good name floating in the ages!"

"Good good!!!"

"Good!!! Good singing!!!"

The audience applauded in unison, with warm applause.

Most of the audience here are locals. As a native of Jindu, living in the hometown of folk art, including ditties, cross talk Peking opera, etc., they have been familiar with it since childhood, so they can clearly appreciate the skill of Shen Changle's words.

The thin old man in the auditorium opened his mouth in shock and was speechless again.

In a daze, the skinny old man just now thought that Guo Taoer was invited to come up on the stage by a replacement... No! ! !Even Guo Tao'er can't sing so well. Guo Tao'er's singing style always inevitably has the flavor of Qi School Peking Opera and Bangzi.

And this one... has a loud and powerful voice, a sophisticated and authentic singing style, every word is as perfect as a textbook, and as stable as a textbook. Just a few words of Xipi are enough to demonstrate his Peking Opera skills. In addition to the famous actors of the older generation, the ceiling exists among the young people. "

"Isn't this bastard what the hell did he learn??? Whether it's cross talk or Peking opera, it's all honed by water, practiced in winter and summer, and slowly honed out step by step.

A person, if he can practice one subject well in his 20s, he is already a very good seedling. This bastard... Let's not talk about being top-notch in both subjects. The most important thing is how good he is at learning? ? ?Even if you learn from the womb, it is impossible to grow so fast, right? ? ? "

"The singing is really good, why don't you come?" Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle said: "That's too much, I can sing whoever you choose, that's it..."

Hou Zhendao: "What's the matter, is there any problem?"

Shen Changle said: "I can sing, but it's not interesting to sing alone. I don't know if I don't have the blessing to cooperate with Teacher Hou."

Hou Zhen said helplessly: "It's not that I don't give you face, the main thing is that I really don't sing normally, and my voice is not good."

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Mr. Hou is right. He usually never sings on stage, including many audience members who can prove it."

"However, it's really not that Mr. Hou has a bad voice. The eldest son and grandson of Master Hou Baolin, he has been influenced by what he has been around since he was a child."

"They sing so well, they generally don't want to mingle with us, and the price drops, unlike us young people, who just drank half a bottle of water and then came out and dangled. They are not such people." Shen Changle said sharply Turn around, and immediately start to push Liangshan.

"Oh!!!"

"one comes!!!"

"Teacher Hou, come here!!!"

Hou Zhen said with a helpless smile: "Hey! Just listen to him, everyone. Let's do it. It's rare for us to have such a good day today. I'll give you an accompaniment, but let's make it clear that it's not too rare for us to come. I know little."

Shen Changle said: "Teacher Hou is modest, but since you have said it all, let's sing a common one, how about "Wen Wang Gua"?"

Hou Zhendao: "Hey, this is a good job, but the "Wen Wang Hexagram" is not accurate? Are we going to react like this?"

Shen Changle smiled and said: "That must be done. Did you see that there is an accurate word for the cross talk song when I said it?"

After finishing speaking, Shen Changle took Yuzi out of his arms and smiled, "I just sang a few lines by the way, but I need to use some guys for this one. How about I accompany you to sing first, Mr. Hou?"

The jade in Shen Changle's hand was black and reddish, with a thick paste, which reflected light slightly under the light, and instantly attracted the attention of many audiences.

Shen Changle also smiled, raised it up, tapped it twice, and explained: "This is the accompaniment instrument we use to sing the lyrics of Taiping in cross talk, and it is used to set the rhythm. In fact, our old cross talk actors didn't use this at the beginning."

"Because the artists who sang the lyrics of Taiping first sang by clapping their hands on their thighs. Later, when Enxu, the predecessor of cross talk, sang the lyrics of Taiping to Empress Dowager Cixi, Cixi thought this kind of action of clapping her thighs and beating the beat was not good-looking, so she asked Li Lianying I cut two pieces of bamboo boards for Enxu. This is the origin of Yuzi. At first it was called "Yuci".

"This is the founder of Gaopai Kuaibaner, a famous Kuaibanshu performing artist and crosstalk performing artist, and a pair of jade stones that Mr. Gao Fengshan, the mentor of my master Shi Fukuan, used to use. My master cherished me and gave it to me at my apprenticeship ceremony. It’s priceless to me both in terms of value and sentiment.”

The audience was surprised for a while, obviously did not expect that the two small boards have such a big relationship.

Hou Zhen said: "Then I will start first!"

Shen Changle smiled slightly and beat the beat.

Hou Zhen: "When the universe is big, the sun and the moon are long, and there are yin and yang at the beginning of the world."

Shen Changle answered: "The Three Emperors and Five Emperors have been passed down from generation to generation, and the story of fishermen and woodcutters has risen and fallen through the ages."

Hou Zhendao: "In the past, there was a Jiang Luwang who was fishing for King Wen by the Weishui River."

Shen Changle answered: "Longju pulled Prime Minister Jiang, Zhou Wenwang visited Zhongliang for his country.

Hou Zhendao: "I have pulled eight hundred orders and eight Zhus in a row, all based on it. King Wen's gossip is a yin and yang."

Shen Changle smiled slightly, and from now on the show will officially start: "Hey, forget it again, marrying a wife is better than going to a funeral."

Hou Zhendao answered: "Hey, forget it, think it over again, the imperial capital had an emperor before Qing Dynasty, and when there was an emperor, he had a concubine."

Shen Changle said: "Forget it again, the whole grains and broad beans are big, and the crops in the field are as long as a telegraph pole."

Hou Zhengang suddenly felt wrong when he sang: "Forget it and count it again..... This is not right!!! How can electric poles be counted as crops? You cut electric poles to eat after autumn harvest?!"

Shen Changle said solemnly: "You can just say whether this electric pole is longer than other crops."

The audience chuckled.

Hou Zhen said helplessly: "Okay, okay, I'll do the math, the towel can't be the towel quilt."

Shen Changle said: "Forget it again, the coffin can't be used as a sofa bed."

Hou Zhendao: "The two of us are talking nonsense against each other... Hey, I'll forget it again and again, it's the father who talks about it."

Shen Changle said with a smile: "Forget it again, my father's name is Chang Le."

"I'll fuck you!!!" Hou Zhen laughed.

"Hahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Everyone gave applause one after another. The audience really saw Shen Changle's efforts.

Even the most picky viewers have no way to pick out the faults. From the official program to the encore, the four subjects of talking, learning, singing and singing are bombarded with new and old cross talk, one by one.

After the last short episode, the audience was finally satisfied and stopped shouting loudly for another one.

Shen Changle and Hou Zhen bowed again and again to express their gratitude. After the round was over, Shen Changle took the microphone and smiled and said, "Okay everyone, then our preparations for today's cross talk show are officially over. If my godfather Guo Tao'er is usually used, he will sing " Big Truth."

"So today, as a half-apprentice, I naturally can't miss such a process, everyone agrees???"

"exactly!!!"

"True truth!!!"

"Sing the truth again!!!"

The audience were quite pleasantly surprised, they didn't expect that there would be extra benefits for everyone who was about to leave.

Shen Changle said solemnly: "It seems that everyone really wants to hear "The Big Truth", so I will sing it for everyone..."

(End of this chapter)