Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 342 Fighting Skills

Although Shen Changle has already raised his storytelling skills to the intermediate level, he also has his own good cross talk skills to support his polish.

Although it cannot be said that it can be compared to the classics of the stand-up master Liu Baorui, but with the notebook of Mr. Tian Lihe, the personal biography obtained from his master Zhang Shouchen, and his own experience of exploration for many years, at least it has nearly [-]% of the heat.

Although the overall cross talk is so delicate that it is almost tedious and procrastinated, but after Shen Changle's vivid and eloquent description and portrayal, not only is it not boring at all, but each one is listened to with gusto, and from time to time, he will smile knowingly.

Shen Changle said: "There is no other way for this person to be annoyed by Sun Delong. Let me tell you what I mean directly. That is to say, the Ryukyu Kingdom pays tribute every year and proclaims its vassal every year. Who would have thought that an old Taoist would be sent this year, and he would be able to play 36 hand riddles?" , can recite more than 70 copies of the "Diamond Sutra", and fight with us Longguo people."

"If they win him, they will pay tribute every year and come to court every year; if they can't win, or no one will fight with him, then their Ryukyu will be the upper state, and our Ming Dynasty will be the vassal state. Now the emperor posts the emperor's list to select capable people, If someone knows how to play charades and recite scriptures, if he wins a battle with an old Taoist, how much money will be paid, how many officials he wants to be awarded a large palace, this matter has nothing to do with you, you can’t play charades, and you can’t recite the "Diamond Sutra" "

Shen Changle smiled and said to the audience: "Whoever wants to ask this question, here, Sun Delong is nicknamed "Know everything", no matter what, as long as you say he can't do it, you will be anxious at that time, follow The guy next to him got bigger and bigger as he boasted more and more. In the end, he directly hooked the list.

The soldier who read the list took a look, hey, there is a drunk who tore up the imperial list, so he came over and wiped his shoulders, tied his arms, and pushed him to see the palace. "

After Shen Changle talked about the general cause and the image of the protagonist Sun Delong, he continued to talk about entering the palace, and the plot gradually reached a climax:
"In the palace, I told the emperor to set up two magic platforms for fighting in front of the Hall of Supreme Harmony. They were more than three feet high. There was a table for the Eight Immortals, a table for the eight immortals, a chair for the grand master, an incense burner, five offerings, wax candles, etc. Skewers, yellow edging paper, cinnabar pens, whole grains, and a bowl of rootless water are all ready."

"Here, Mr. Xie Jinjie, the official and scholar of the list, dragged Sun Delong, who was still in a daze and hadn't sobered up yet, but he was under the Fatai on the west side of the Hall of Supreme Harmony."

"On the other side, the old Taoist had already come to the eastern Fatai earlier than before, saying: "Infinite Buddha! ! ! "After speaking, he shook his robe sleeves, and a black whirlwind rose from under his feet and lifted him onto the altar. The old Taoist sat on the altar, closed his eyes, and was waiting for Sun Delong."

"Then people know how to drive this evil wind, and this ordinary commoner Sun Delong just kills pigs. How can he know such a thing? You said you can just move up the ladder? That's too chilling. After thinking about it, Sun Delong looked at the emperor in front of him. The escorting guard, Pumpkin Warrior, is just amused—he has an idea!"

"This Sun Delong is sitting on the gourd warrior's gourd, and he wants to throw it up for him! This man is so angry!!! The second-class guards of the Qing Palace specialize in protecting the emperor. Where did he do such a crap thing? .”

"But there is no way. People are fighting for the glory of the country against the old man. If there is no way, just throw it away. This Mr. Wang Wenyuan is nine feet tall, and the pumpkin he holds in his hand is a total of ten feet and five feet. It is reasonable to say that it is three feet three feet away. There is still a certain distance from the Fatai."

"However, Master Wang is the imperial bodyguard. He is strong enough and really capable. He gathered his strength and said: "Is it alright? "Sun Delong sat on the pumpkin and shouted: "Throw it! "Master Wang waved it with a "huh". This is really unambiguous. The Fatai is three feet three, and it is four feet four. After passing the Fatai, it is more than ten feet. Just fall from this height. , the Fatais are all boards more than two inches thick, and if you don't fall to your death, you will fall to half your death."

The audience in the audience exclaimed in surprise, without blinking their eyes. Looking at Shen Changle, who was full of tongues on the stage, he stretched his neck, like a bird waiting to be fed.

Seeing that the audience's curiosity was aroused, Shen Changle continued without delay: "Who would have thought that this old man should be unlucky? Sun Delong didn't fall, not only did he not fall, but he even stood on the platform. That said, you said This is unreasonable, if he throws it up and down, his waist and buttocks face down, so he is lying there, how can he stand?"

"There's a reason for him here: don't you forget what we said in the first introduction? He has a pig hook under his arm, which is more than five feet long. You think, he passed the French law. The platform is one foot long, and when it fell from this one foot to the platform, it fell more than five feet, and the handle of the hook pole hit the platform. With the hook pole in the armpit, it slid down, and the foot stepped on it. The platform is broken. Twist the hook pole with your hand, hey! He stopped!!"

"Hahaha!!!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience laughed, and there was a burst of applause. Shen Changle was also greatly encouraged. This stand-up comedy is actually closer to the audience than the counterpart.

Such a paragraph that is hardly considered a burden, since it can be applauded by the audience, in fact, it shows that the audience has been thoroughly brought into the story.

To laugh with the protagonist's happiness, and to worry about the crisis of the protagonist, this is definitely the goal that every stand-up comedian or storytelling actor pursues in his life. Now, Shen Changle is the first time to speak stand-up, and he has achieved it!

Shen Changle said with a smile: "This old man is interesting to say, and he is indeed in trouble. He was meditating with his eyes closed on the opposite platform. How did Sun Delong get here, why did he get bored, and how did he sit and throw the gourd up? He didn't know it at all. How could he open his eyes? It was exactly when Sun Delong fell from one foot to the next!"

Shen Changle directly changed his voice, pretending to be calm, and said in a tone of shock and weakness: The old man was scared when he saw it: Oh!Amazing!Does the Dragon Kingdom really have such an expert?Pindao is just riding the wind to the court, how could this judge from the Dragon Kingdom descend from the sky! "

Shen Changle became a narrator again and explained to the audience with a smile: "Why didn't he see it when it was thrown up? The old man looked at shopkeeper Sun again, and he was even more afraid: This judge is standing on auspicious clouds, and the golden light protects his body! It must be Continental Jin Immortal eighteen arhats!!! Sun Delong didn't stand still, he pulled the incense burner to the stage, and he looked like a cloud when the incense ash fluttered like this."

"What about the golden light body protector? Sun Delong's oiled cotton robe just mentioned is just like a knife, and when the sun shines on the lard, it emits blue light! Don't you think this old man is unlucky?! Fighting with this thing is a thing that defeats the enemy, he was so scared My heart was trembling."

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