Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 343 Fighting Skills

The audience burst into laughter from the bottom, and they were all having fun. This is the burden of this classic stand-up feature. In fact, it is essentially the same as pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, but this one is a pig pretending to be a dragon and eating a tiger.

But generally speaking, the plots in it all give the audience a sense of superiority, because only the audience can know what kind of person Sun Delong is, but he can fool a capable veteran, and this sense of superiority is naturally revealed.

On the stage, Shen Changle had already finished talking about the bewildering fans with a few simple sentences, leaving the audience a few seconds of buffer before continuing:

"The old man saw that I couldn't beat him in this riddle. He took a piece of yellow paper with a fringe, sneered, pulled out the sword, cut the paper into three strips, and painted three lines with a cinnabar brush. The talisman, the velvet flint is struck, light the wax, tie a talisman with the tip of the sword, touch the wax on the fire, and say something in your mouth."

"It stands to reason, no matter what kind of paper it is, it burns out after a few hits of fire. The old man is not right. He flicked the sword, and the fire became bigger and bigger. At first, the fire was the size of a teacup. It's the size of an ice tray, and shopkeeper Sun doesn't know what's going on, so why are you talking cheaply?"

Shen Changle paused lightly with a fluent Denglaiqing accent and said in a strange way: "Hohohohohohoho, old man, don't play with fire for such a big man, play with fire and sleep on the kang, your mother will hit you with a hammer (ass) )!!! The old man is so angry! Am I playing with fire???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed and applauded.

Shen Changle said: "The fireball swayed to the size of an ice tray, and with a flick of the sword, it went straight to Shopkeeper Sun's door. Sun Delong leaned to the side, tilted his head and didn't completely avoid it. People in the Ming Dynasty wore their hair wrapped in scarves. , this fire rubbed against shopkeeper Sun's ears, and when it passed, it was magnetized, and half of it was burnt away."

"It stands to reason, old man, this is a demonic fire. It can't be extinguished by pouring water, and it's useless to cover it with soil. As long as it burns people, it will definitely be a death. Who would have thought that the fire would burn from the hair down to the shoulders... ...Crack! He put out the fire!"

There was a burst of surprise in the audience.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "Is this amazing? Why do you think his magic fire went out when he came to Sun Delong?"

"do not know!"

"Go ahead!!!"

"Speak! Speak!"

In the auditorium, the impatient audience could hardly sit still. How could this just interrupt half of what I said?Isn't this a special scam!

Shen Changle smiled and didn't dare to continue, explaining: "Everything in his world has this mutual generation and mutual restraint, and this magic fire is no exception. He has this thing to break it, which is this black dog blood who kills now. He specializes in breaking it. This devil fire."

"Everyone still remember that Sun Delong is a pig butcher. If a pig is killed, can't he be a dog? It just so happened that he killed a black dog before going out today. The blood on the kitchen knife was wiped on his shoulder for a long time. As soon as the magic fire arrived Here, once it touches the blood of a black dog, it will be wiped out!"

"We know now, this old Taoist doesn't know. When he saw that the Dao Spirit Talisman Demon Fire failed, he was even more afraid in his heart: Oh! This is really the Da Luo Jinxian and the Eighteen Arhats! If you don't see the mantra, the two If you don't take the magic weapon, the magic fire will be extinguished, if it doesn't work, I will try again!!! Another one will light the second talisman."

Sun Delong took a look: "Good boy, you have to be reasonable and not forgiving. After burning this half and then burning the other, there is no hair left. You are an old man, let me be a monk? Let's go together for alms. I don't want to become a monk. Don't wait for him to burn me again, I'll give the boy a hook first."

"I thought about Sun Delong picking up the hook and aiming at him in the old way."

Shen Changle imitated the old Taoist's movements, and continued in his mouth: "Tell me where this old Taoist is shaking that fireball with his eyes closed, shaking his head, muttering and pretending to be reciting a mantra there."

"Sun Delong is back and forth with a hook pole, and he still doesn't forget to find a way for himself: "Hey... This is called the pole facing forward and the hook behind. Throwing the front fist and throwing the back hand--the guy! ! !

"If he didn't shout this sentence, he would hit the old Taoist's face. When he shouted, the old Taoist opened his eyes and saw that he was coming towards the front door. The old Taoist said: "Infinite Buddha! ! ! "Leaning to the side, it's not bad, it didn't hit me."

"But everyone, you can understand just now, the pole is facing forward, the hook is behind, squinting to look at the opposite side, and only when the front punch is aimed at is he able to throw the back hand."

Shen Changle paused for a moment to give the audience room to imagine, and it took about a few seconds for Shen Changle to continue laughing and said: "The pole didn't hit... The two hooks on the back of him are not forgiving, and they hit the cheeks at once. Go up. Pull the hook pole down, and bring down two pieces of meat, the old Taoist covered his cheeks in pain and said: "Infinite Buddha! ! ! "

"Sun Delong is so beautiful, he still booed: "Hey!Good guy! "The old man is so angry! Looking at the hook again, he doesn't know what it is for. You say you can just throw it away, but he doesn't! Where is he going to study it? The more he studies it, the more scared he becomes.

Shen Changle switched voices and exclaimed: "Oh!!! When the judge came just now, he stepped on auspicious clouds, protected his body with golden light, and fell from the sky. I thought this must be the Eighteen Arhats and the Great Arhat Golden Immortal. Now I see that it is indeed so!! ! If not...how could he bring the Eight Treasures Ruyi Zijin Hook of the Tathagata of the Western Paradise??!"

"He used the pig's hook as the Eight Treasure Ruyi Purple Gold Hook!!!" Shen Changle praised himself.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

Shen Changle didn't finish and continued to learn: "Oh, my first Dao talisman burned half of his hair, and the second Dao talisman was not used, so he hit me with an eight-treasure wishful purple gold hook. Look again at Sun Delong's hand. Pocket, the old Taoist muttered even more: He still has a bag of treasures! Looking again, shopkeeper Sun has a wine jug tied to his waist. Good guy! He still has the Overturning Seal!!!”

The audience also laughed and slapped their thighs fiercely, the sense of anticipation and excitement of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger soared, and it was full of explosions!

Shen Changle swayed freely on the stage, and the audience below pricked up their ears and laughed, completely ignoring the passage of time.

This section of "Fighting Skills" is not like "The Case of Nine Heads", "Exploring the Crypt" and "The Ugly Empress", which can be left as long sections. It is a short section and can only be finished in one breath.

But even if it was a short section, Shen Changle performed it for nearly five or ten minutes before finally surrendering to the old Taoist.

But in just five or 10 minutes, the entire theater let alone slept, and no one even went to the toilet. It can be seen that Shen Changle's single-mouth appeal is absolutely terrifying!
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