Chapter 372 Enthusiastic Audience
Shen Changle continued to broadcast: "In this season of recovery of all things and rapid secretion of hormones, have you ever been troubled by your body and appearance? Have you ever felt inferior and dare not make friends because you are ugly and afraid? Come to our Big Muscle Gym Workout!!!”

"This is an advertisement." Hou Zhen explained to the audience.

"I want to sign up, I want to sign up, will this really work?" Shen Changle asked as he pretended to be a customer by switching his voice.

Shen Changle's voice continued: "Of course! As long as you come to our big muscle gym to exercise, I guarantee that you will only be ugly and not fat!!!"

"Hi! Isn't this a waste of effort!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience was overjoyed and applauded.

Shen Changle said: "Let's continue to broadcast the radio station: Dear listeners and friends, we just received a letter from an enthusiastic listener, let me share it with you."

Hou Zhen was surprised: "There are still letters from listeners on this radio station???"

Shen Changle rolled his eyes, spread his fan, and said as a letter of faith: "Hello, radio host, I am a retired old man, my surname is Shen, my name is Shen Xiaole, and my son is from Deyun Society." The Hou Zhen of cross talk......"

"Ah???" Hou Zhen was stunned for a moment, and immediately reacted to stop Shen Changle and said, "Hey, grandson, wait for the meeting, my surname is Hou, how can my father's surname be Shen? Besides, what is Shen Xiaole, don't you Take advantage of me!"

Shen Chang was happy to be cheap and behaved: "Hey, what is there to compete for? It doesn't matter!"

Hou Zhen waved his hands and said: "This is not a competition, I have something to say, the surname is Hou."

Shen Changle nodded and said: "That's good to hear from you for a while, your surname is... Hou, this is a letter from Mr. Shen Xiaohou to us..."

"Go!!! That's the first name, the last name comes first!" Hou Zhen stopped him again.

Shen Changle said: "This is Mr. Hou Xiaohou..."

"Can't we change the name of a human being?" Hou Zhen said helplessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight anymore.

Shen Changle resumed his seriousness, and continued to broadcast and said: "Hello, radio host, I am a retired old man, my surname is Hou, just call me Uncle Hou, my son is Hou Zhen from Deyun Club who talks about cross talk." .”

"It doesn't need to mention me..." Hou Zhen felt that nothing good happened.

"I really like the traditional folk art of the Dragon Kingdom, so I hope that the radio station can often broadcast some ditties that are on the verge of being lost..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience in the audience laughed and booed.

Hou Zhen also expressed admiration and said: "The old man in our family is old-hearted, and he has heard a lot."

Shen Changle said with a smile on her face: "Besides, my program is on demand for my neighbor, Aunt Zhao. Please avoid my wife...and Aunt Zhao's wife when ordering."

Hou Zhen gave a thumbs up and boasted: "Look at our old man's brain is really good."

Shen Changle said: "Uh, we didn't expect this. Since he is the father of a celebrity, he should have spread some positive energy on the radio. This is because our radio station prohibits the three vulgarities, so we ordered a positive Beijing opera instead. , a short section of "Drink Celebration Wine Today" from "Taking Tiger Mountain by Outsmart""

"Oh, this aria is really good!" Hou Zhen praised.

"Today I drank the celebration wine, and my ambitions are not rewarded, and I will never stop. In the future, Fang will show his talents and sprinkle his blood...Writing about the Spring and Autumn Period!!!" Shen Changle raised his breath slightly, and his voice seemed to break through the roof of the theater.

"Good good!!!"

"another one!!!"

"Good singing!"

The audience applauded one after another, this is really hard work, and I sang it honestly, without any discount, and the audience was very happy to hear it.

Hou Zhen also smiled and said, "You really sing really well."

Shen Changle said with a smile: "After singing a good piece of Peking Opera, I will bring you a song with positive energy, "Warm Hands". I hope everyone can extend warm hands to others, help each other, and be united and friendly."

Hou Zhen said: "It's still the same thing."

Shen Changle coughed lightly, and sang with a smile: "It's half the night, it's three o'clock, sleep, why can't I sleep~"

"Touch your head and feet to relieve your heart, scold it, long dong choke choke~"

"Yeah, stretch out your hand and touch it until it's right next to my sister's hair~"

"My sister's hair is fresh with sweet-scented osmanthus, scold it long, choke, choke, choke~"

"The second touch..."

"Don't touch it!!! My dad ordered you to say that he has bad energy, and now you broadcast it yourself??? This is why our radio station is not vulgar!" Hou Zhen hurriedly stopped.

Shen Changle coughed dryly and said, "I am in charge of my radio station."

"I still like to hear these three customs." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, it's time for our long-awaited advertisement: As a northerner, don't you like a bowl of delicious fried noodles?"

Hou Zhen wondered, "This is... an ad for Zha Jiang Noodles???"

Shen Changle said in a slightly exaggerated voice, "When you eat noodles with fried sauce, don't you add some yellow sauce?"

Hou Zhen was even more puzzled and said, "Is this an advertisement for Huang Jiang?"

Shen Changle went on to say: "When eating fried noodles, don't you need some soybeans?"

"Oh, an advertisement for soybeans!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle continued: "When eating noodles with fried sauce, don't you need some cucumbers?"

Hou Zhen nodded with certainty and said, "This time I must have guessed correctly, it is an advertisement for cucumber!"

Shen Changle suddenly popped out another sentence: "When eating noodles with fried sauce, don't you need to look at some yellow plates???"

"Huh?" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed wildly. The same sentence patterns one after another, after a big reversal, are simply too burdensome.

Hou Zhen was furious, and said directly: "Isn't it ridiculous? Whose family eats noodles with fried sauce???"

Hou Zhen turned over an excellent burden, that is, the classic three-flip and four-flick technique, and once again the audience laughed and booed.

After the audience's laughter subsided a bit, Shen Changle continued: "Dear listeners and friends, the good commercial is over, now please continue to enjoy the program."

"We have received another letter from an enthusiastic listener: Hello radio host, I am a retired old man, my surname is Hou, just call me Uncle Hou, my son is the Hou who speaks cross talk at Deyun Club Zhen Na."

"Okay, it's coming again!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly

(End of this chapter)

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