Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan
Chapter 373 Dundun Chicken with Cashew Nuts
Chapter 373 Dundun Chicken with Cashew Nuts
Shen Changle said: "I really like the traditional folk art of Longguo, so I hope that the radio station can often broadcast some ditty tunes that are on the verge of being lost, such as "J Girl Self-Sigh", "Flower House Sad Autumn", "Eighteen M", "Brother-in-law and Auntie", "Women of G", "Ten Shoulds", "C Flying to Others", "Kind Sister-in-Law", etc..."
"Good guy, it's coming again!" Hou Zhen said helplessly.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "In addition, my program is for the second cousin of Aunt Li's family, please avoid my wife when ordering it... Aunt Li and the wife of Aunt Li's second cousin's family."
Hou Zhen complained to the audience: "I have to say, our old man really has a lot of contacts."
Shen Changle said: "That can't be wrong! However, since this station is a station that is completely cut off from Sanya, we really have no way to satisfy the wish of this star father."
"Just leave him alone!" Hou Zhen waved his hand.
Shen Changle said: "Okay, then let's enjoy the pop music "Sorrowful Autumn". It is about a woman facing the autumn scenery of the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, feeling the infinite sadness in her heart, very affectionate."
"Oh, this is a popular bitter love song, it's popular now." Hou Zhen gave a thumbs up and said.
Shen Changle coughed lightly, approached the microphone and sang softly: "The crescent moon is in the sky, like daytime, there are girls sitting in the brothel."
"Leaning on the railing, I burst into tears."
"Leaning on the railing, two tears exchanged~"
Shen Changle sang very softly this time, borrowing the Jingyun Dagubai School singing method learned from his master Wang Hui. A strong sense of sorrow and sorrow lingered in the heartstrings of every audience.
"I have a good heart and follow the crop buddy. I am afraid that I will get up early and work late. I will not be free. I will eat a pot of radish sprouts with eyes."
"I have a good heart, follow the one who talks about cross talk, I'm afraid that my husband will want me to eat chicken with cashew nuts~~~"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
"Dundun Cashew Chicken Hahahahaha! It's amazing!!!"
The audience laughed instantly.
"Hey!!! Wait a minute, why is there me here???" Hou Zhen seemed to have just realized it, and hurriedly stopped Shen Changle and said.
Shen Changle said with a pure and kind face: "Is there???"
"Don't pretend to be confused, don't talk about this, explain to me, are you singing "Sorrowful Autumn"??? Isn't this still "Q Lou Sad Autumn"??" Hou Zhen asked road.
Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "Hey! This thing may have been sung by accident."
"Okay, dear listeners, since ancient times it has been said that it is good to hit [-] first to be a good man, and then to hit [-] bastards!"
"What are you talking about? Isn't it too rough?" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle said with a smile on his face: "As the saying goes, a thousand cuts won't be a haircut."
Hou Zhen interrupted: "You're a celebrity, three missing one, aren't you? What do you want to say and the key points!"
Shen Changle said: "Next, please enjoy... the daily cross talk show!"
"Hahaha!"
"Woo..."
The audience followed suit.
"Then why did you say those vulgar words earlier, is this next to you?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
Shen Changle said: "In today's program, what this radio station recommends to you is one of the basic skills in traditional cross talk... Guankou"
"There are a lot of Guankou programs, such as "Geographic Map", "Eight Fan Screens", "Buy Five Weapons" and so on... We will only excerpt the part of Guankou today, please enjoy it..."
""Geographic Map"?" Hou Zhenping asked.
Shen Changle said: "Well, well, since there are audience friends who want to listen to Guankou's "Geographic Map", then my station will bring you a section of "Reporting the Name of Vegetables". I hope you like it!"
"It's not that you have such a temper?" Hou Zhen said angrily.
The audience chuckled lightly.
Shen Changle ignored Hou Zhen and said quickly: "I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose..."
"Doctor, I'm Hou Zhenna, a cross talk actor from Deyun Club. What should I do if I have athlete's foot??" Shen Changle just said something at the beginning, and suddenly raised his voice.
"Hey, what kind of advertisement is this? How can someone get athlete's foot???" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle said: "If you have athlete's foot, please choose: the Ganmaoling brand mouth freshener produced by the second pharmaceutical factory."
Hou Zhen frowned and said, "Why such a long name?"
"Use Bairiyishan to make the Yellow River flow into the sea, want to go to the next level, and the Ganmaoling brand breath freshener produced by the second pharmaceutical factory can effectively suppress all kinds of mouth odor. Welcome to choose Bairiyishan to make the Yellow River flow into the sea Ganmaoling oral freshener produced by the No. [-] Pharmaceutical Factory! Freshener special broadcast!" Shen Changle spoke quickly.
"It's not that my bad breath is cured, but what about my beriberi?" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "Then we can't control it, or try amputation above the neck???"
"Fuck off!!! What's above your neck is amputation? That's beheading!!!" Hou Zhen said angrily.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience laughed loudly, and everyone leaned forward and back together happily. If you can take pictures of other people's thighs, don't ask why you don't take pictures of your own, it hurts!
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Jianjian live carp, salted duck and chicken! Good cross talk Guankou is over."
Hou Zhen said: "Well, Guankou didn't memorize the entire Tang poetry appreciation and analysis, but I must have memorized this Tang poetry."
Shen Changle said: "Dear listeners and friends, please listen to the Quyuan Grand View Garden program next."
"It's changed to folk art again." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Today I will broadcast Jingyun Dagu for you. The singer is the Peking Opera artist of Longguo, Abdulla Ivanova Kurlestraski."
"How did you learn it? This one is? How can you tell that it's a Beijing rhyme drum???" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle sang: "Guan Fuzi met Huang Zhong, and fought swords on the battlefield."
"The two members will be victorious and each will be a hero. I don't care about Huang Zhong's withdrawal."
"My master was very angry when he returned to the tent. Xia Zhengju sat in the tent of the Chinese army, and he became irritable from time to time."
"Looking outside Zhou Cang and Guan Ping's tent, they saw that the father was sweating through his temples, and his long beard was swaying wildly."
"The majestic tiger's face is sullen and angry, and the majestic Danfeng eyes are frowning!"
"Good good!!!"
"Good singing!!!"
"another one!!!"
The audience all saw each other, and the applause and cheers instantly resounded throughout the theater.
(End of this chapter)
Shen Changle said: "I really like the traditional folk art of Longguo, so I hope that the radio station can often broadcast some ditty tunes that are on the verge of being lost, such as "J Girl Self-Sigh", "Flower House Sad Autumn", "Eighteen M", "Brother-in-law and Auntie", "Women of G", "Ten Shoulds", "C Flying to Others", "Kind Sister-in-Law", etc..."
"Good guy, it's coming again!" Hou Zhen said helplessly.
Shen Changle smiled and said: "In addition, my program is for the second cousin of Aunt Li's family, please avoid my wife when ordering it... Aunt Li and the wife of Aunt Li's second cousin's family."
Hou Zhen complained to the audience: "I have to say, our old man really has a lot of contacts."
Shen Changle said: "That can't be wrong! However, since this station is a station that is completely cut off from Sanya, we really have no way to satisfy the wish of this star father."
"Just leave him alone!" Hou Zhen waved his hand.
Shen Changle said: "Okay, then let's enjoy the pop music "Sorrowful Autumn". It is about a woman facing the autumn scenery of the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, feeling the infinite sadness in her heart, very affectionate."
"Oh, this is a popular bitter love song, it's popular now." Hou Zhen gave a thumbs up and said.
Shen Changle coughed lightly, approached the microphone and sang softly: "The crescent moon is in the sky, like daytime, there are girls sitting in the brothel."
"Leaning on the railing, I burst into tears."
"Leaning on the railing, two tears exchanged~"
Shen Changle sang very softly this time, borrowing the Jingyun Dagubai School singing method learned from his master Wang Hui. A strong sense of sorrow and sorrow lingered in the heartstrings of every audience.
"I have a good heart and follow the crop buddy. I am afraid that I will get up early and work late. I will not be free. I will eat a pot of radish sprouts with eyes."
"I have a good heart, follow the one who talks about cross talk, I'm afraid that my husband will want me to eat chicken with cashew nuts~~~"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
"Dundun Cashew Chicken Hahahahaha! It's amazing!!!"
The audience laughed instantly.
"Hey!!! Wait a minute, why is there me here???" Hou Zhen seemed to have just realized it, and hurriedly stopped Shen Changle and said.
Shen Changle said with a pure and kind face: "Is there???"
"Don't pretend to be confused, don't talk about this, explain to me, are you singing "Sorrowful Autumn"??? Isn't this still "Q Lou Sad Autumn"??" Hou Zhen asked road.
Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "Hey! This thing may have been sung by accident."
"Okay, dear listeners, since ancient times it has been said that it is good to hit [-] first to be a good man, and then to hit [-] bastards!"
"What are you talking about? Isn't it too rough?" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle said with a smile on his face: "As the saying goes, a thousand cuts won't be a haircut."
Hou Zhen interrupted: "You're a celebrity, three missing one, aren't you? What do you want to say and the key points!"
Shen Changle said: "Next, please enjoy... the daily cross talk show!"
"Hahaha!"
"Woo..."
The audience followed suit.
"Then why did you say those vulgar words earlier, is this next to you?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.
Shen Changle said: "In today's program, what this radio station recommends to you is one of the basic skills in traditional cross talk... Guankou"
"There are a lot of Guankou programs, such as "Geographic Map", "Eight Fan Screens", "Buy Five Weapons" and so on... We will only excerpt the part of Guankou today, please enjoy it..."
""Geographic Map"?" Hou Zhenping asked.
Shen Changle said: "Well, well, since there are audience friends who want to listen to Guankou's "Geographic Map", then my station will bring you a section of "Reporting the Name of Vegetables". I hope you like it!"
"It's not that you have such a temper?" Hou Zhen said angrily.
The audience chuckled lightly.
Shen Changle ignored Hou Zhen and said quickly: "I invite you to eat steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose..."
"Doctor, I'm Hou Zhenna, a cross talk actor from Deyun Club. What should I do if I have athlete's foot??" Shen Changle just said something at the beginning, and suddenly raised his voice.
"Hey, what kind of advertisement is this? How can someone get athlete's foot???" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle said: "If you have athlete's foot, please choose: the Ganmaoling brand mouth freshener produced by the second pharmaceutical factory."
Hou Zhen frowned and said, "Why such a long name?"
"Use Bairiyishan to make the Yellow River flow into the sea, want to go to the next level, and the Ganmaoling brand breath freshener produced by the second pharmaceutical factory can effectively suppress all kinds of mouth odor. Welcome to choose Bairiyishan to make the Yellow River flow into the sea Ganmaoling oral freshener produced by the No. [-] Pharmaceutical Factory! Freshener special broadcast!" Shen Changle spoke quickly.
"It's not that my bad breath is cured, but what about my beriberi?" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle said with an innocent face: "Then we can't control it, or try amputation above the neck???"
"Fuck off!!! What's above your neck is amputation? That's beheading!!!" Hou Zhen said angrily.
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Woo, woo, woo..."
The audience laughed loudly, and everyone leaned forward and back together happily. If you can take pictures of other people's thighs, don't ask why you don't take pictures of your own, it hurts!
Shen Changle smiled and said: "Jianjian live carp, salted duck and chicken! Good cross talk Guankou is over."
Hou Zhen said: "Well, Guankou didn't memorize the entire Tang poetry appreciation and analysis, but I must have memorized this Tang poetry."
Shen Changle said: "Dear listeners and friends, please listen to the Quyuan Grand View Garden program next."
"It's changed to folk art again." Hou Zhen said.
Shen Changle said: "Today I will broadcast Jingyun Dagu for you. The singer is the Peking Opera artist of Longguo, Abdulla Ivanova Kurlestraski."
"How did you learn it? This one is? How can you tell that it's a Beijing rhyme drum???" Hou Zhen wondered.
Shen Changle sang: "Guan Fuzi met Huang Zhong, and fought swords on the battlefield."
"The two members will be victorious and each will be a hero. I don't care about Huang Zhong's withdrawal."
"My master was very angry when he returned to the tent. Xia Zhengju sat in the tent of the Chinese army, and he became irritable from time to time."
"Looking outside Zhou Cang and Guan Ping's tent, they saw that the father was sweating through his temples, and his long beard was swaying wildly."
"The majestic tiger's face is sullen and angry, and the majestic Danfeng eyes are frowning!"
"Good good!!!"
"Good singing!!!"
"another one!!!"
The audience all saw each other, and the applause and cheers instantly resounded throughout the theater.
(End of this chapter)
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