Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 374 Boxing Match

Shen Changle raised his brows slightly. He really didn't expect that this Beijing rhyme drum could achieve such a good effect in the south, but the performance was still going on, and he didn't have time to continue with emotion:
"Dear listeners, dear listeners, now it's time for the long-awaited commercial!"

"Who is looking forward to this? There are too many advertisements." Hou Zhen shook his head and said helplessly.

Shen Changle imitated the female surname and said in a soft voice: "Sister Wang, what should I do if I got pregnant by accident?"

"Hi! This one is also kind enough to ask." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle learned from the eldest sister and said: "It's okay, sister, don't be afraid, go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital to find Director Tong!"

"Are you late for work?"

"No delay, 3 minutes painless and minimally invasive, very safe, surgery today, work tomorrow, remember to find Director Tong at the big iron stick hospital!"

Hou Zhen said: "This name makes me happy."

Shen Changle said: "Okay, let's enjoy a wonderful magic trick now!"

"Ah?" Hou Zhen was stunned, his mouth opened wide.

Shen Changle's leisurely soundtrack here: "Stare 噔噔 噔 噔, miles, miles, 噔噔 噔噔, 噔噔 噔 噔 噔噔 ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ ～ 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔 噔

"Don't think about it, just listening to this soundtrack will definitely turn out to be a pig!" Hou Zhenshen complained.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience applauded.

Shen Changle said: "...The good magic is very exciting, everyone applauds and encourages!"

Hou Zhen said: "Isn't this radio station so interesting to listen to magic?"

Shen Changle ignored Hou Zhen and continued to laugh: "The next show...is still magic, but this time the performer is amazing. The most famous magician in the Spring Festival Gala is Yu... Liu Qian!"

"Good guy!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle continued to make the soundtrack and said: "Dang thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump... Next, it is the moment to witness the miracle! If you succeed, please give me five seconds of applause... Wow, it's incredible! A A pig has descended from the sky with Teacher Hou Zhenhou on its back!"

"Go! This has nothing to do with me! Doesn't this add a word more than the first one? Don't keep playing these things, let's play more things you can listen to." Hou Zhen said disgustedly.

Shen Changle said with a smile: "Okay, the next program is a public welfare star boxing match, and both sides of the fight are among the top figures in the industry."

"Wearing the red jersey is Mr. Guo Taoer, a famous non-mainstream cross talk actor from Longguo, the class leader of our Deyun club!!! Height 1.5 meters, waist circumference 1.5 meters, and weight 150 catties!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience followed suit.

"Shen Changle... If you want to seal the box forever, can you not implicate me?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle continued to introduce with a smile: "The one we wear in the blue uniform is our Longguo basketball player, known as the No. 280 center forward of the Great Wall of China, Yao Ning!!! He is [-] meters tall and weighs [-] catties!! !"

"Damn it, Guo Tao'er will be stepped on again..." Hou Zhen said

The picture was so beautiful that almost all the audience burst out laughing.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "Okay, following the referee's signal, the star public welfare boxing match officially started! First of all, our Deyun Club leader Guo Taoer, Mr. Guo, made the first move, and directly used the Kongtong school's toad kungfu, squatting on the ground , bent his hands to shoulder level, and clucked from his mouth, like a big frog, he went straight to Yao Ning!!!"

"Oh my god!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Our basketball player Yao Ning didn't do it either, he just used a set of [-]-way kicks and stepped on Teacher Guo Tao'er... kicked!"

Hou Zhen smiled and said, "Okay."

Shen Changle said: "Our teacher Guo Taoer reacted very quickly. He directly used the Wudang School Zhenshan's unique skill Lai Yunzong, and flew straight into the sky with his left foot and right foot. The speed was too fast! There are countless figures of Mr. Guo, it's like ghosts!"

"Unexpectedly, Teacher Yao Ningyao roared directly, and the sound waves rolled out. It turned out to be the long-lost martial arts lion's roar."

"Hey, this is amazing." Hou Zhenping said.

Shen Changle said: "Our teacher Guo saw that this is not going to work. It is not a solution. He just chanted a mantra, shook his head, and a flash of lightning exploded in the sky. Teacher Guo directly asked God, hey! So it was our teacher Guo's master who was invited. Third Master Hou!!!"

"Oh? And my third uncle???" Hou Zhen was surprised.

Shen Changle was vivid, and directly showed his storytelling skills, crazily... nonsense: "Oh, what's so amazing, Yao Ning was scared instantly, and he couldn't help but fell into Teacher Guo's arms with a coquettish gasp. The corners of the mouth are slightly raised, the eyes are like silk, the warm lips are slightly opened, and there is a rose-like fragrance in the mouth."

"Huh???" Hou Zhen frowned and realized that things were not that simple.

"Our teacher Guo is also in high spirits at this time, with one hand tightly wrapped around Yao Ning's waist, Yao Ning looked down involuntarily in panic, just in time with Teacher Guo's eyes, suddenly thunder It's so hot!!! They...they..."

"Say it! Keep talking! Don't stop what's going on!!!" Hou Zhen widened his eyes and looked like a curious baby.

Shen Changle seemed to have just realized it all of a sudden, and said in surprise: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know how to read the listening session just now, and I read "Silver Plum". I'm sorry, everyone!"

"Hey! Isn't this a waste of effort!" Hou Zhen said disappointedly, not knowing what he was disappointed about. (ω) hey
Shen Changle continued to broadcast the report: "Sister Wang, what should I do if I got pregnant by accident?"

"This one is here again." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle learned from the eldest sister and said: "It's okay, sister, don't be afraid, go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital to find Director Tong!"

"Are you late for work?"

"No delay, 3 minutes painless and minimally invasive, very safe, surgery today, work tomorrow, remember to find Director Tong at the big iron stick hospital!"

Hou Zhen said: "Hi!"

Shen Changle said: "Okay, the happy commercial time is over, and it's our traffic radio time next, please listen to our traffic radio program, there are no green lights all day long."

Hou Zhen was surprised and said: "It's all red lights, what about you if you don't have to be stuck in traffic?"

Shen Changle said: "A huge series of traffic accidents occurred on XX Road, please listen to the road condition report sent by the reporter at the scene."

Hou Zhen said: "Yes, there are reporters listening to the live report."

Shen Changle imitated the reporter's hasty and professional tone and said: "Hi everyone, listeners, I'm at a crossroads, the road here... Bang!!! Signal lost!"

"Huh? This reporter was killed?" Hou Zhen asked.

Shen Changle said happily, "Sister Wang, I got pregnant again by accident, what should I do?"

"Hey sister, I can't save you this time either."

"Hey, what's the matter this time?" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle smiled and said, "I'm also pregnant this time."

"I'll fuck you!" Hou Zhen waved his hand speechlessly.

(End of this chapter)