Chapter 4 Drunken Concubine Yu

At this time, at the backstage of the Deyun Club in Beizhan, everyone really didn't know about it, and after finishing their coats, they began to chat in pairs in pairs.

Although those who can bring the performances to the North Exhibition are all good actors who have been hanging out in the small garden for many years and have rich stage experience.

But in the face of a big stage like the Beijing Exhibition, it is still unavoidable to be vigorous and dare not be careless.

There is only one person who is a little puzzled at this time, sitting alone on the chair. This person is relatively short, with dark skin, fat head, ears and forehead twice as wide. A layer of peach heart hair looks particularly playful.

When he is not smiling, he is not angry and pretentious. He is obviously just a little black fat man, but he feels that he has a unique aura that attracts attention. When going to and from apprentices, even if he passes by, his voice will be a little lower.

At this time, a strong man came in from the front desk. He was wearing a singlet with muscles all over his body. He had a square face with many acne spots, and he was tall.

He walked up to the little black fat man in a few steps and said, "Master, the microphones at the gate of the front are neatly cleaned up. There are people coming to the seats one after another. Hasn't Mr. Yu come over yet?"

"Hey, I know the biscuits, you go with Xiao Si to prepare them first, I will call you Uncle Yu to find out where you are." The little black fat man nodded and was also a little anxious, after all, the time to leave the venue is not far away .

The little black fat man took out the phone from his pocket and called Yu Qian, but it was Meng Hetang who picked it up.

"Hey! Something happened to Master!" Meng Hetang's voice was very anxious and even had a hint of crying.

"What's the matter, kid, don't worry, didn't you drive your godfather?" The little black fat man frowned, but his tone was very calm.

"Master, I am taking my godfather to the Beizhan Theater, but godfather's condition is not very good. They have been drinking since twelve o'clock at noon until just now, and now their sanity is gone. What do you think about this?" Meng He Tang's urgent and crying voice became more pronounced, and he was still stepping on the gas pedal, hoping to get there soon.

The little black fat man's face became even uglier, his frown became a sichuan word, but he said calmly: "Master, don't worry, nothing is more important than your life, don't mess around in your car now, hurry up and go there Hurry up, don't worry about the theater, I will find a way."

"Good master, don't worry, I'm fine here." After finishing speaking, Meng Hetang hurriedly hung up the phone, glanced at the rear of the car from the rearview mirror, and found that Yu Qian and Shen Changle were lying on the rear seat hugging each other. Sleeping soundly, Meng Hetang murmured helplessly: "This matter is really difficult today." (д)
On the other side, looking at the ugly face of the little black fat man, all the actors in the backstage came up curiously, and one of them, a tall and gentle man wearing glasses, asked suspiciously: "What's the matter, Taoer? What happened?"

Guo Tao'er frowned and said helplessly: "It's not Yu Qian, Xiao Meng called and said that she has been unconscious since drinking at noon, and she will definitely not be able to play in a while."

The tall man scratched his head and got a headache when he heard it, and hesitated after thinking for a long time: "Then what should I do, I remember that the first scene was the opening scene of Shaobing and Xiaosi, but it really doesn't work, when you played in the second scene I or Luan Yunmao, will you go up and measure your work?" (In the lingo of cross talk, teasing is called work, and praise is measured work)

Guo Taoer thought for a while, shook her head and said, "No, it's no problem for you to measure the work for me, but how can you be worthy of the audience? This advertisement outside is for Guo Taoer and Yu Qian's cross talk show. We can make do with it. People buy tickets The audience who came to see the show can’t make do with it.”

At this time, the impatient Shaobing couldn't help but said anxiously: "Master, what do you think should be done, this will be performed soon."

Guo Tao'er took a deep breath and said: "My child can only watch you save the situation. You will be on stage for a while and delay the time to death. We will try to wake you up as soon as possible, Mr. Yu."

Shaobing and Xiaosi Cao Heyang smiled helplessly and knew that this burden could only be accomplished by themselves.

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Guo Taoer of the North Exhibition officially started with the special session of Qianxiangsheng. The first one to appear was Hou Zhen, a crosstalk actor from Deyun Club.

His grandfather is a cross talk artist Hou Baolin, and his third uncle Hou Sanye was one of the "Top Ten Comedians in China" in 1985. He is the eldest son and grandson of the family, and he is also one of the "Top Ten Comedians in China". Shi Fukuan is Hou Sanye's partner.

Guo Taoer and Yu Qian are also the apprentices of these two masters of cross talk, so the three of them are also brothers and have a good relationship. Besides talking about cross talk, Hou Zhen also has a part-time job as the host of important occasions.

The chubby and round-headed Hou Zheng just made his appearance on the stage, which aroused applause and greetings from many audiences, and many people even shouted Doraemon excitedly.

Hou Zhen smiled and said, "Yo, many people know my nickname, why is it that you are Daxiong?"

The audience laughed happily and the whole scene became lively.

Hou Zhen also chatted enthusiastically with the audience to try to delay the show.

Then, seeing that some of the audience became impatient, Hou Zhencai said with interest: "Okay, I know you don't want to just watch me say it alone, so let's get serious about it. Next, our teacher Guo Taoer's parent-child and beloved student will help everyone. Perform cross talk "Lantern Riddles"

Immediately after Shaobing and Cao Heyang came to the stage to talk about cross talk aside, Meng Hetang finally called backstage. Teacher Yu Qian finally came, but he couldn't get out of the car... Σ(°△°|||)
In the internal parking lot of Beizhan employees, a Toyota overbearing tire braked to the door with green smoke, and there was already a circle of people around the car.

As soon as Meng Hetang got out of the car and opened the back door, all the comedians in Deyun Society couldn't help gasping. Yu Qian and Shen Changle in the back row were still hugging tightly and snoring happily. "

Guo Tao'er raised her eyebrows and couldn't help saying: "What's the situation? How can there be other people? Even if you drink flower wine, you can't bring a man back."

Everyone laughed out loud.

Meng Hetang said with a wry smile: "Master, don't tease me at this time, the big guy next to godfather, it's godfather who got drunk and begged his brother to recognize his brother, it's almost the end of the day, so I haven't gone around to look for it The chicken wants blood to be an alliance, I lied to my godfather that I was looking for the chicken, so I hurriedly brought it here."

Everyone was overjoyed when they heard it, trying to control it, and the smiles that kept coming out made their faces turn red like tomatoes.

Guo Taoer was also annoyed by Meng Hetang's words and shook her head: "I can't help but look like I won't wake up for a while, let your godfather squint for a while, Yue Yunpeng, go to the nearby supermarket to buy water, buy a There is also a box of hangover medicine, let's prepare it first, I can only hope that Shaobing Xiaosi will hold it back. (;[-]_[-])"

(End of this chapter)

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