Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 5 Car Accident Version of Fenhewan Prequel - Playing Lantern Riddles
More than an hour had passed since the opening, and Shaobing and Xiao Si had originally prepared a half-hour cross talk, which can be said to have doubled the time.

Shaobing kept aiming at the backstage staff, hoping to get good news, whether the drunk Concubine Yu woke up, but she still shook her head.

After more than an hour of hard work on the stage, coupled with the psychological burden, paying attention to the coordination between teasing and teasing, and always paying attention to the backstage, the two on stage were about to be exhausted and almost collapsed. Continue to talk about the burden, but it can't make the audience a little bit bored.

Shaobing helplessly withdrew his eyes from looking at the backstage, complaining in his heart, and shook his head slightly at Xiaosi.

Xiaosi also understood it instantly, and didn't dare to delay: "That's because you misunderstood, why can't you guess it, let me tell you, I ask you what you can eat, drink and sit on."

Shaobing pretended to be curious and asked, "This is?"

Xiaosi said proudly: "Bread, milk, sofa."

Shaobing stretched out three fingers with a speechless face and said for a while, "...Three types?"

The audience below laughed and applauded.

Xiao Si smiled and said: "Yeah, I didn't say it was the same."

Shaobing continued to ask without giving up: "Then what if I talk about tea, melon seeds, and chairs?"

Xiao Si said: "It's okay, the answer to my riddle can refer to countless things, but it's a pity you didn't step on any of them." Xiao Si looked innocent.

The audience below laughed even more happily, and some people uttered: "Hey..." voices booed and cheered one after another.

Shaobing also refused to admit defeat and said, "You don't call this a good riddle, I'll give you a guess and you will definitely not be able to guess it!"

Xiao Si proudly said: "Okay, tell me what I can't guess."

Shaobing said: "Hey, wait here, please listen to the questions and remember! I ask you why frogs can fly!" Shaobing himself gloated and clapped his hands.

"Isn't it why the frog...why can it fly?" Xiao Si pretended to be puzzled.

The audience below smiled again.

"Yes, why does the frog fly!" Shaobing nodded.

"How can a frog fly... You always talk about these things that violate the law, why can a frog fly..." Xiaosi murmured thinking hard.

Shaobing also took the opportunity to glance at the backstage door again. The staff no longer shook their heads this time but opened their mouths and said silently: "Hurry up!"

Shaobing had some confidence in his mind, after all, no amount of riddles would be enough, and if there were too many guesses, the audience would naturally get bored if there was nothing new.

On the other side, Xiao Si made a bigger movement to attract the audience's attention: "Hey, I see, didn't you ask why the frog can fly? It is a foreign frog. If a foreign frog dies, won't it go to heaven to see God, so there is The wings will fly." Xiao Si explained with a proud face.

"For foreign frogs, good frogs are angels, and bad frogs are devils with black wings and small leather whips in their hands? Then according to your thinking, there are so many dry pot frogs in Guijie, how many frogs, angels and devils can come out in a day? ? No, not at all." Shaobing complained with contempt on his face.

Xiaosi weakly explained: "Isn't that what China eats a lot? Local frogs won't turn into angels and devils. Maybe people abroad don't eat them."

The audience below laughed again, most of them are Beijingers, they have never been to Guijie and heard of it, and they all agree.

Xiao Si said with a look of reluctance: "Then tell me, what is the answer to this mystery?"

Shaobing said proudly: "Why can the frog fly? Because it ate the magic biscuit, so it can fly."

Xiao Si said dumbfounded: "That's it?" What the fuck is this question called?Where can I buy the miraculous biscuits? "

Shaobing said: "Hey, the magic is here, there is no place to buy it, just such a piece."

Xiao Si said: "You are not called a riddle at all, do you still have any more?"

Shaobing said proudly: "Yes, I will dare to guess if you dare to guess."

The audience below is also listening with anticipation.

Shaobing said, "Ask why snakes fly?"

Xiao Si answered with a proud face, "Because it also ate the magic biscuit."

Shaobing said: "Are you stupid? Didn't I tell you all about it? A frog ate this magic little biscuit."

Xiao Si wondered: "What's the matter, it's not a foreign snake, so what's the reason?"

Shaobing said triumphantly: "It's not easy, because the snake ate the frog!" Shaobing also made a face-to-face gesture and shook his hands to pretend to be a snake, which was very funny.

The audience also bent down with joy, and the voice of "wow" was endless.

With regret on his face, Xiaosi said: "Do you still have this question? I will definitely be able to guess it this time!"

"Tch, you can't even guess how many times I've come up with! Come and listen to the question, why do eagles fly?" Shaobing said with a smirk.

Xiaosi said with certainty: "Because the snake ate the frog, and the eagle ate the snake, so the eagle can fly!"

Shaobing looked puzzled and said, "You're not right, don't eagles already know how to fly?"

"Hahahahaha" the audience's waists couldn't even straighten up. Here, the biscuit Cao Heyang made a three-turn and four-shake very brilliantly, and everyone applauded.

While the audience was laughing, Shaobing turned his eyes to the backstage again, and the backstage staff finally nodded and gave two thumbs up with both hands.

Shaobing's expression brightened, knowing that this meant that the cross talk show could finally be over. Shaobing slightly supported the table with his hands, his feet were already standing trembling, and his coat was soaked with sweat from the headlights.

Shaobing said: "How about this, I still haven't guessed it, so I will give you the last one, and we will win or lose the game!"

Xiao Si's eyes lit up at the same time, he knew the meaning of this round to determine the winner, this is the end of the lantern riddle, so he agreed: "Okay, let's guess the last round to determine the winner, you tell me."

Shaobing said: "Remember, let me ask you, what is too short and becomes long."

Xiao Si pretended to think for a long time and finally shook his head and said: "No, I really can't guess this one. Tell me what is too short to make it longer."

Shaobing said: "It was you who lost, come and let me tell you that it is a lab coat."

Xiao Si refused to admit defeat and said, "How do you say this? How can the gown be too long if it's too short?"

Shaobing smirked and said: "Who told you to go to the lab coat, you go directly to the legs, haha!"

Xiaosi said: "Fuck you!"

The half-hour cross talk that was originally prepared was dragged on for an hour and a half. It was a real pain for the two of them.

And as the biscuit Cao Heyang went down, Guo Taoerge Yu Qian finally came on stage, but because the second scene was a funeral, the main effort was on amusing, so Yu Qian didn't make a big mistake, but he was a little bit tongue-in-cheek.

The third performance was a cross talk between Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue, after the two performances ended.

Hou Zhen also came out to report again: "Okay, let the two of you talk about the hard work and let them rest for a while. Next, let's enjoy the cross talk "Fenhe Bay" performer Guo Taoer Yu Qian."

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