Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 592 I've Disturbed You
Dapeng had been brewing for a long time with sadness and almost failed: "Mr. judge... I had a very serious car accident, and my whole body had powder fractures."

Cai Ning: "Powder fracture? If you want to say that, you are a scumbag."

"Bang!" Cai Ning slapped the wheelchair and turned the chair back.

Dapeng said anxiously, "I'm a human being... Hey, hey, why did this lead back?"

Hua Shao quickly chimed in and said, "The old lady is a very good student. Let's listen to another story. Let's give the student another chance."

"Hey, I don't want to hear it anymore." Cai Ning looked helpless, and was turned back by Hua Shao.

Dapeng tried again: "Teacher judge, do you think I'm healthy?"

Cai Ning shook his head and affirmed: "No!!!"

After hearing this, Dapeng continued: "That's right, I have been weak and sickly since I was a child, because I was a premature baby, and I was born prematurely for more than nine months..."

Cai Ning: "Okay, okay baby, you are not premature, you are not pregnant at all."

After all, Cai Ning continued relentlessly and was about to turn around.

Dapeng said anxiously: "Did I... Hey, hey, please don't switch, Mr. judges. I still have a lot of illnesses. I'll make up another one for you. I know a lot. If I have some, I'd better find a screenwriter to write them down." What I wrote......

Hua Shao quickly persuaded Dapeng: "Okay, okay, you always say you are sick, so maybe you can be selected? Look at me!"

Hua Shao solemnly sorted out the slightly cheap suits, and said confidently in the broadcast voice: "Mr. Judge, I'm not sick!!!"

"I don't believe it!!!" Cai Ning expressed serious doubts.

The audience chuckled again.

Hua Shao said: "Mr. Judge, don't keep hitting me. I am a real estate salesman, so I always carry a lot of keys with me. Sometimes I look at this key and think, when will I Can I have a key of my own?"

"Then you deserve one!" Cai Ning said.

Hua Shao said: "That's different! I have to rely on my own efforts to buy a house that belongs to me, or I won't be able to swallow this breath!!!"

"Oh...you can die after buying the house." Cai Ning said.

At this moment, Yue Yunpeng from a distance ran back again, with a mobile phone in his hand, he said stiffly: "Forget it! Goodbye, let's be your mistress!!!"

"Although I was kicked, it's okay!!! There is no grass anywhere in the world, why bother to fall in love with a hammer!!!"

Cai Ning smiled and said, "Is it really all right?"

"Iron hammer!!! How can I live without you woooooo..." Yue Yunpeng broke his power in a second.

"Third, third!" Hua Shao stepped forward to help him.

Dapeng comforted: "Oh, it's okay, third child!"

Yue Yunpeng cried loudly: "I have been chasing the hammer for ten years, ten years!"

Cai Ning shook his head and said, "Hey, what a (cheesy) person who has honed his sword for ten years!"

Yue Yunpeng said: "Old lady, why do you keep pouring salt on our wounds?"

Cai Ning laughed and said: Do you want to add some cumin and thirteen spices? "

Yue Yunpeng said: Oh my god, brother, let's dismantle her wheelchair. "

Hua Shao said solemnly: "Don't be like this, what are you doing, we are not afraid of failure and she can't defeat us, aren't you just kicked? It's okay, we will find you again."

Dapeng agreed: "Yes, yes, let's find someone who doesn't ask you for money."

Hua Shao said: "Those who like to do housework."

Dapeng said: He is in good shape.

Hua Shao said: "The hair is thick."

Yue Yunpeng half-believingly asked: "Is this easy to find?"

"That's not easy to find, feather duster." Cai Ning kept tearing things down.

At this time, the netizens and audience who had laughed before were a little unhappy at this time, and they all became disgusted with Cai Ning's poisonous tongue.

"Wow! This is too much, the more I look at it, the more boring I feel!"

"Don't worry about Xiao Yueyue finding a partner, it's you who caused the breakup, and now he's venomous on the sidelines???"

"And Hua Shao, if someone dreams of buying a house with his own ability, if he knows how to ridicule him, he will show how powerful he is!"

"This character design is too bad. It was quite interesting at first. The more you look at this old lady, the worse she becomes. If I were one of these three, I would want to slap her."

"It's not funny, I want to slap her..."

On the other side, at Guo Da-Statson's house, the old man couldn't help frowning as he watched the show come to an end:

"I can't act like this, how can I reverse it like this? No... Even if it is reversed, how to deal with these thunders in front?"

He himself has performed skits on this stage for many years, and he is naturally clear about the values ​​of what a skit that can be on the Spring Festival Gala looks like.

Uncle Heitu's "Selling Abductees" back then, although it can also be said to remind the public not to be deceived, some of the jokes about the disabled still exist objectively. If it is placed on the current Spring Festival Gala, it will definitely not appear .

And the skit of my old partner Cai Ning is the same. Three inspiring young men were beaten up by an old lady. At first, everyone thought it was quite funny.

But for young people who are working, it is inevitable to have an association after watching too much. Thinking of the disregard and ridicule of your boss, landlord, relatives and friends, this is definitely not a good value.

Although being able to go to the Spring Festival Gala now shows that the works of his old partner Cai Ning should be reversed and whitewashed later, Guo Da is still a little worried about his old partner. The abuse will be even more terrifying than before.

At this time, the three people on the stage were still encouraging each other, Hua Shao said: Second child, keep singing, remember that you will always have two snow (thrombus) clots.

Yue Yunpeng: Yes, Xue (blood) clot will be with you forever. "

Cai Ning said: "Oh, this story is the worst."

Dapeng also nodded and said, "Brother, you will definitely have a house of your own!"

After the three of them encouraged each other, Hua Shao looked a little lonely and said: "Okay, the time is almost up, go, go and take out all the luggage, go."

Cai Ning frowned and said mockingly for the first time without saying a word: "Take the luggage? Where are you going?"

Hua Shao said helplessly: "Madam, let me tell you the truth, we are leaving today."

Cai Ning said, "Where are you going?"

Dapeng carried his luggage and said, "The rent has risen, and it has increased several times this year. We really can't afford it, so we have no choice but to go back to our hometown."

Yue Yunpeng still felt aggrieved and said, "I'm sorry for causing you trouble these two years."

Hua Shao said: "Actually, today is the three of us brothers. We are together for the last time to encourage each other. I am arguing with you." "

The three bowed and said in unison, "I'm sorry!"

"coming!"

Guo Da raised his eyebrows and became more energetic. Whether he can raise the tone of this sketch, the most important thing is to see the last shiver.

(End of this chapter)