Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 6 Car Accident Version Fenhe Bay
The two teachers, Guo Taoer and Yu Qian, aroused the cheers of the audience just after their debut, flower baskets, dolls, food, drinks, room cards emmmmm...the last pass.

Guo Taoer, who had been busy for three or four minutes, finally accepted all the gifts, put them on the side of the stage and said with a smile: "Thank you, thank you for your support and various gifts, I am really flattered."

Yu Qianze's mind wandered in a daze, and his mouth really didn't settle down at all: "Ah, yes, everyone praises it."

As Yu Qianyi spoke, there was a smell of alcohol on the stage, and it was possible that the water was accidentally splashed on his body when he was washing his stomach.

Guo Degang waved the air on the stage vigorously half-truthfully and said: "What is the smell on this stage?"

Yu Qiandao: "Oh yes, my eyes are blurred."

Although some of the audience didn't understand what it meant, they laughed and applauded frequently.

At this time, Shaobing and Xiaosi, who had just finished the break, were sitting on the backstage chairs drying their sweat.

Hearing the laughter coming backstage, I still couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "As expected of a golden partner, this stage edge is really amazing. After drinking so much wine, you can still wake up and hold it in peace. Don't say that Uncle Yu can drink too much." .”

Yue Yunpeng on the side glanced at the biscuits and said: "Who told you that Uncle Yu is sober, and just now he directly recognized me as Wu Yanzu, do you think you are sober?"

"Damn it, how drunk would it be? Is it okay to just go on stage like this? Don't end up with a performance accident and really die on the stage." Shaobing jumped up from the chair and said in shock.

"Is it okay if you don't play? You have been standing on the stage for an hour and a half. Your last few lantern riddles are almost turning into brain teasers. If you let you stay for a while, you will still be dead on stage. There is no way." Master can only bring Uncle Yu up, I can only hope that Master can hold the stage."

Meng Hetang also nodded and said: "Senior brother is right. I would rather die before the battle than after the battle. It is really hard work for the two senior brothers. Thanks to your delay, otherwise it will really be over."

Shaobing and Meng He Tang are also relatively familiar, and they don't have that much consideration when talking, so they said helplessly: "We are tired at most if we are fine, but this is too dangerous, Xiaomeng, why don't you ask Mr. Yu to drink less? "

Meng Hetang was also aggrieved and almost cried: "Brother, I really persuaded me to talk to my godfather since two o'clock in the afternoon, but I really couldn't persuade him if he was not drunk. I asked me to forcefully coax me to come here, but I still don’t know if I can come to Beizhan.”

Shaobing didn't know what to say after hearing this, so he patted Meng Hetang's shoulder lightly and said, "I heard that Uncle Yu brought back a brother?"

Meng Hetang helplessly pointed to the only sofa in the backstage and said, "Isn't that so, the four of us worked together to move this big guy up from downstairs."

Shen Changle at the side didn't know the slightest thing, she was still deeply asleep (_)
And this meeting on the stage really became lively. Guo Taoer's funny show is of course needless to say, the few small burdens in the front made the audience confused.

Yu Qian, on the other hand, has not yet woken up from drunkenness, and is still wandering in the sky, relying on subconscious basic skills to make jokes, so there are too many small talk.

But in this way, a very important problem arises, that is, this kind of flattery is not conscious, and it can't support the rhythm of funny, so as to slowly pave the way for it to come to life
This refers to the basic structure in cross talk. A complete work can be disassembled into four structures: the pad, the handle, the main work, and the bottom.The talk stage: self-introduction, some small jokes to make everyone happy and heated up the atmosphere; gossip: from the talk to the over-the-top live: What this cross talk really wants to say, the intuitive feeling——and the title relevant.Bottom: The conclusion is usually a small burden to make everyone laugh.

What's more embarrassing is that after Guo Tao'er had laid the groundwork for a long time, Yu Qian never caught up, and asked the topic, just simply digging through small burdens.

Guo Taoer secretly groaned in her heart, but she said in a calm manner: "Because we are an artist in the first place, people respect me everywhere I go, and we can be regarded as half-time colleagues."

Yu Qian questioned: "What do you mean half a walk together? Doesn't it mean that you are talking about cross talk?"

Guo Taoer said: "Fuck you, who told you that I'm talking about cross talk and I'm doing art." Guo Taoer also pretended to make a fool of herself.

Yu Qiandao: "Well, you don't look like an artist. I don't know if you stole sweet potatoes at night. What kind of colleague are you?"

In fact, starting from here, Yu Qian should quickly ask Guo Taoer's occupation, and Guo Taoer replied that she was an opera singer, and then she started to work.

Guo Taoer continued to delve into this issue so as not to stray from the topic: "We are uncles traveling together."

Yu Qian continued to say nothing: "What are you talking about? What is this uncle walking with?"

Here, Guo Taoer and Yu Qian have already entangled too much in the same industry, Guo Taoer can only be a joke and a flatterer to get into work.

Guo Taoer said: "Hey, I'm actually a singer, heh heh heh." Guo Taoer pretended to be shy.

At this time, Yu Qian was a little fuzzy and didn't speak for a long time.

Guo Tao'er could only continue to be shy, lowered her head and patted the table with her hands, humming and laughing.

Everyone laughed out loud.

Yu Qian took over the conversation at this time and said: "Get up, what's so funny about singing!"

Guo Tao'er answered, "Humph, isn't this exciting, singing is a traditional art?" He couldn't help but let out another sigh of relief, and concealed it again.

Yu Qian continued, "Then what type of music are you?"

Guo Taoer gave a thumbs up and said, "I learned from Hebei Bangzi."

Yu Qiandao: "Oh, Hebei Bangzi, that's not bad."

From here, it can be regarded as officially entering the work and start talking about Bangzi.

Guo Taoer said: "Yes, I have also been an artist since I was a child, and I have performed in many places, and people from the Jianghu gave me the nickname Sai Arsenic!"

Yu Qian said in surprise: "Hey, then you are an old poison."

The audience below laughed and applauded.

"That's right, I still have a master." Guo Tao'er said proudly.

Yu Qiandao: "Oh? Then who is your master?"

Guo Taoer gave another thumbs up and said, "The crane's top is red!!"

Yu Qian praised at the right time: "Hey, that's right, a family's ancestral poison."

The audience hadn't recovered from the previous burden, and they couldn't find their way out of joy. The applause resounded throughout the theater, and many people uttered: "Woo..." and booed.

Guo Tao'er also proudly said: "That's right, my stage name is Tian Sisi'er, if you want to hear my performance, it's like drinking poison, you can't leave even if you want to!"

"Oh yes, then I'll die here." Yu Qian complained.

Yu Qian continued: "Since that's the case, why don't you sing a song for us here today, and let everyone agree."

The audience below applauded very much.

Guo Tao'er's face turned bitter, knowing that it was too early to cover Yu Qian for a long time, and it was not long after entering the job, but the burden had already been lifted out, and there was really no way to take it back, so she just smiled and said: "Okay, everyone, since you are so If you support it, I’m really welcome.”

　There are a lot of cross talk terminology in this chapter, including the analysis of the entire car accident version of Fenhewan. If there is something wrong, parents, please bear with me. If there is a mistake, you can help point it out. Although I am a steel wire for ten years, I know the way There are a lot of things that I don’t know all about, and I have checked a lot of information and videos, and I have indeed tried my best.

　　
　
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