Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 634 Believe it in a daze

After a burst of applause from the audience, Shen Changle continued: "Actually speaking, the God of Wealth has a lot of tricks here."

"Oh? Can you tell me in detail???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The God of Wealth we often worship is divided into the God of Wealth and the God of Wealth. The God of Wealth is Zhao Gongming, Guan Gong, Guan Yunchang, etc.; the God of Wealth is Bigan, Fan Li, etc."

"In addition, people believe in the five gods of wealth, Chai Rong, Caigong and Caimu, Hehe Erxian, Lishi Xianguan, Wenchang Emperor, and Shen Wansan, the living god of wealth. It is said that Shen Bancheng, who has a cornucopia in his home, is very common. of."

"En." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Why are there so many? In fact, each of them performs their duties, and the scope of work is different. Each of them takes care of their own work, as I often heard my master say before, just like the old hair washing with the little pink lamp on. Houses, or those unscrupulous places, and Guan Gong, you said you were unlucky to find it???"

"How can this be bad luck??" Hou Zhen also asked curiously.

Shen Changle said: "Think about it, who is Guan Yunchang, a man from ancient times, loyal and unparalleled, a true gentleman who holds candles up to the top, such a hero who is the least greedy for women, you say you let him look at that kind of unscrupulous place, you Say it's going to get better."

"Hey! Don't say it's true, just don't let them in at all." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Let's say whatever we want, right? You said that if your father, Mr. Hou, finds out about this matter, then you may really be able to go desperately to the shampoo room."

"What is my father here???" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle smiled and said: "You see you are pretending to be confused, let me introduce to you the father of Teacher Hou Zhenhou, he was the one who admired Guan Gong the most since he was a child, in the current popular words, that is Guan Yunchang's brain damage, alas, that brain damage Yes..."

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"What a fucking idiot hahaha!"

"Guan Gong's stupid hahaha, Guan Gong: ???"

The audience in the audience laughed together, laughing happily.

"Go!!! What do you mean by brain damage??? That's called brain damage fans... that's not right!!! That's true love fans." Hou Zhen said angrily.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, yes, true fan, the old man only reads two books, one is "Three Kingdoms" and the other is "Jin Ping Mei Uncensored Color Illustration Edition."

Hou Zhen complained with a cold face: "Well... This is a way to satisfy my own beliefs, a way to satisfy my own desires, right?"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"One satisfies faith, the other satisfies desire???"

"The uncensored color illustration version hahahahaha, why don't you just fuck it???"

The audience was caught off guard for a moment and burst out laughing again, leaning forward and back together with joy.

Shen Changle said: "Why don't you have to say that you understand, it seems that you have been peeking around a lot, right?"

"Stop talking nonsense! Talk about things!!!" Hou Zhen waved his hands angrily.

Shen Changle said: "The old man also watches operas, he only watches Guan Gong plays. I heard about it some time ago, and he went to Jin Province specifically to invite a statue of Guan Gong."

"Oh, Master Guan's hometown." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, you may have heard of the reckless people on the eight screens. There is a sentence at the beginning of it that the second brother's surname is Guan, his name is Yu, his word is Yunchang, and he lives in Xieliang County, Puzhou, Shanxi."

"Mr. Hou is really like this. I don't want to see Mr. Guan in other places, so I have to go to Mr. Guan's hometown, so down-to-earth!!!"

"Hi." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "I went to pick it up, it will be too pleasant when I come back."

"What's wrong?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Your father is respectful. It seems that Master Guan will not allow you to check it in. He just bought a first-class ticket and sent it back. Can you tell me whether this is sincere or not? Your father is doing ordinary class."

"Isn't this just full of food? Put it in the suitcase!" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "You don't understand after seeing it, what to do if you can't breathe in the suitcase, you have to be so down-to-earth, and come back by plane."

"Good guy!" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "When you get on the plane, the plane will take off for half an hour. The flight attendant is still shouting on the radio, Mr. Guan Yunchang, the plane is about to take off, please board the plane immediately, Mr. Guan Yunchang, the plane is about to take off Please board the plane immediately."

"Hey! Isn't there something wrong with this? Who doesn't know that Guan Yunchang is an ancient man??? Hou Zhen said."

Shen Changle said: "It's so respectful! I went to see your father when he brought it home. I saw that Master Guan was talking."

Shen Changle gestured and pointed to the front: "This......... Crack!!!"

"Huh???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "The old man just slapped me in the mouth, keep talking, this is a master god!!! Are you talking with your fingers???"

"Oh." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Then how should I express this?"

Shen Changle flicked her neck and pouted her mouth to the side, and the funny-looking audience burst out laughing.

"Oh... just hang around with your mouth like this?" Hou Zhen laughed.

Shen Changle also pouted and said: "Old man, you Guan Yunchang..."

"To shut up!!!"

"What's the matter?" Hou Zhen asked.

"What's wrong with this...?" Hou Zhen wondered.

Shen Changle said: "This is a god, is it plausible for you to call Master Guan by his name???"

"That doesn't work either." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle nodded and said, "Oh oh oh, what should I say, old man?"

"Shout Second Lord, remember to rinse your mouth before you tell me the truth!!!"

"Isn't this a bit too much?" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

Shen Changle said: "Okay, it's over here, let's rinse your mouth."

"That old man, why do you respect this second master so much???"

"Hehe, I want to know why I respect Guan Erye so much??? Let me tell you, Ya Zhongyi!!!"

"Called it??? After respecting for so long, I started to scold it???" Hou Zhen said dumbfounded.

Shen Changle also smiled and said, "If I'm not careful, this mouth is bald."

"Oh, to put it bluntly, it's all fake." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "But it doesn't matter, your father's thing is still understandable and understandable, but your mother is really a little superstitious."

"Well, the old lady is a bit superstitious." Hou Zhen nodded.

Friendship PS: Let me explain a little bit. Kyoto often says that you are your daughter. In detail, you are raised by your girl. A girl is an unmarried woman. In ancient times, you were not married but you had children. There are only three situations 1 : Unmarried illegitimate child. 2: Born to a master of a wealthy family and a maidservant. 3: An identity like Wei Xiaobao of Lu Ding Ji, a fucking brothel.

Therefore, the essence of this kind of words is actually quite ugly. It is a curse word, unless it is a good friend or brother who is really close, and there is no other meaning to express intimacy.

In addition, there is a sentence in the Internet language and emoticons that is popular across the country in the Sichuan-Chongqing region. I don’t know if I should say it or not.

This statement is different from yours. There are three other ways of saying it. This one means the same thing: Your mother is selling it. I really suggest that everyone joke and chat on weekdays. Don’t use such words as humor or intimacy.

Even if you are very close friends, knowing this meaning is not acceptable to everyone. If you meet someone you don’t know well, it’s just a fight. After all, as the saying goes, family members are worse than disaster.

(End of this chapter)