Chasing dreams Deyun started from the car accident Fenhewan

Chapter 635 Believe it in a daze
Shen Changle smiled and said: "People say superstition, what is superstition? She believed it in a daze."

"Oh...is this called superstition?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "What did the old lady believe in back then called a book of Taoism?"

"One way??? My mother believes in neon porn???" Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed loudly.

Shen Changle pretended to be surprised and said: "My god, how powerful is it???"

"Go away!!! What are you talking about?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle: "Maybe I accidentally got a bald mouth. It used to be called Yiguandao."

"Oh, this thing does exist." Hou Zhen nodded.

Shen Changle said: "This thing is not a good thing, a cult! In the past, ordinary people called a jar of harming humanity. If you read the old newspapers or news, it was often reported at that time, and the government banned a jar of harming humanity."

"Yes." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "And what's so bad about this cult? It's the same as the current MLM organization. He not only fools these old men and old ladies, but also lets these old men and old ladies go on to sell others and lead them to us. , I also believe in us, one point one point ten to one hundred, one hundred to one thousand, in other people's words, it is called Duren!!!"

"En." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Besides, this thing is not for nothing, you will get two yuan for one."

"Oh, give me back the money?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle nodded and said: "Yes, two yuan was actually quite a lot of money in that era, and it was actually used to catch old men and old ladies who love to take advantage of them."

"That's bad enough." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Your mother believed in this the most, especially when your mother had good legs and feet. Every day, she ferryed people everywhere, and it cost one or two yuan. Think about it. In the end, the old lady was stunned to ferry out a courtyard house. You Let’s just say it’s a big deal.”

"Good guy!!! My mother is so wicked, how many people will be saved???" Hou Zhen was also dumbfounded.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

The audience laughed and applauded enthusiastically.

Shen Changle said: "Although the government will ban it later or believe it, but thinking is deeply ingrained in the mind for many years, and it can't be changed."

"Sometimes it's easy to think blindly, even if you have a minor illness or disaster, you don't take medicine, don't think about what to do, sit alone in the room and pray blindly, asking God to bless you, or just go to the temple and ask for incense ashes."

"Eat incense ash???" Hou Zhen said with his eyes wide open.

Shen Changle said: "We know it's superstition that doesn't work, but your mother doesn't listen to advice, eat it!!! Bring back two catties of incense ash, reconcile it with water, make it like a dumpling and steam it in a basket, come out and have a look." Beautiful, big gray steamed bun!!!”

"Good guy gray steamed bun, two catties back??? My mother eats a lot." Hou Zhen shook his head and said helplessly.

Shen Changle said: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey, I'm done eating, it's not bad, my stomach is swollen, I can't get it out of my hands when I go to the toilet, and in the end I have no choice but to eat the messy things of croton again, so I send it down."

"Finally, I pulled it out when I went to the toilet. When I looked back, ho!!!! Two plates of mosquito coils!!!"

"My mother's intestines are really thin..." Hou Zhen said speechlessly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."

"Heh heh heh..."

The audience booed after a while.

Shen Changle said: "What is this called!!! We have to fight against the three vulgarities, do you know??? The words are so dirty, otherwise I would not be willing to perform with you, and it will lead me to ruin!!!"

"I??? I've brought you down??? Don't pretend to be garlic, you just use me to bring you down??? You don't take me down!!!" Hou Zhen was speechless for a while.

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Woo, woo, woo..."

"Heh heh heh..."

The audience leaned forward and back together with joy, and everyone burst out laughing.

Shen Changle coughed dryly, and changed the topic a little awkwardly: "Didn't you say your mother? Why are you mentioning the three vulgarities???"

"Obviously you said it first? Okay, okay, what's wrong with my mother?" Hou Zhen brought the topic back with a single sentence.

Shen Changle said: "What else can I do? Think about it, if you don't want to take medicine, and still torment yourself like this, your body will become more and more deserving."

"Then what should we do???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Your mother was also in a hurry, and after thinking about it, she spent a lot of money and invited an expert from outside to come back and ask, oh master, what should I do about my illness?"

"The master said straight away after seeing it, your disease is simple and can be cured, but it needs a main medicine."

"The main medicine?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Yes, it's the meat of this relative. If you cut it off and eat it now, it will be fine at that time. From now on, it will be delicious and your body will be better."

"Cannibalism??? This idea is too bad???" Hou Zhen also flattered.

Shen Changle said: "Your mother also shed tears, eating human flesh... I haven't eaten it for many years..."

"Hi!!! That means my mother used to eat it all the time???" Hou Zhen said in shock.

Shen Changle said: "I think Elder Tang passed by my cottage a year ago..."

"Good guy, Elder Tang??? My mother is a monster? Three dozen bone spirits???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "It's not a goblin, it's a pretty honest person who sells sugar at the entrance of your alley."

"Oh... let my mother eat it???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "No, no, I didn't eat it at first, let your dad pickle it first, during the Chinese New Year."

"Good guy, I still ate it." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, your mother is also entangled in her heart. Back then, when people said that cannibalism was used to cure serious diseases, I never ate it. Look at it now, if I don't eat it, I will die."

"How to do this?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "When I got home, it was late at night, and the old lady was sitting and smoking in the yard by herself."

"Tangled." Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle raised two fingers and yanked his eyes, then sang: "Who lit a cigarette in the mountains and disturbed the old sky~"

"Singing it? What is my mother doing???" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle said: "Oh, what should I do??? Do you want to listen to it or not?"

Shen Changle made a gesture and lit another cigarette and started smoking...

"Smoking again?" Hou Zhen said.

Shen Changle smoked and sang leisurely: "It's late at night, the crescent moon has come out, people say that the crescent moon looks like Yuelao~ Yuelao taught me to kill people with a knife~~~"

"Why did Yuelao say that?" Hou Zhen said angrily.

(End of this chapter)